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tealcanaan

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PS3,X-Box
Video Games Played: Fallout,Dark Souls,Battlefield
PSN: TealCanaan
Interests: Fishing,Hunting,Math,Hiking,Lifting,Wrestling
Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Houston
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#61 - The funny thing is, linguistically, back when we were speaking… 04/15/2015 on Hello Darkness, My old friend 0
#59 - Classic quote: "Test your mettle"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Hello Darkness, My old friend 0
User avatar #60 - belphegore (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know, its word play Mettle/Metal mean the same thing in this statement. Metal being a metaphor for Mettle
User avatar #61 - tealcanaan (04/15/2015) [-]
The funny thing is, linguistically, back when we were speaking agle-german hybrid shit, it was the same word lol.
#54 - mettle* Git gud fgt.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Hello Darkness, My old friend 0
User avatar #58 - belphegore (04/15/2015) [-]
No, metal as in his armor, as in a knight in shining armor has never seen any battle, so is superficial. A knight in dented and scratched armor has seen numerous battles and lived to tell his tales.

A knights tale.
User avatar #59 - tealcanaan (04/15/2015) [-]
Classic quote:
"Test your mettle"

User avatar #60 - belphegore (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know, its word play Mettle/Metal mean the same thing in this statement. Metal being a metaphor for Mettle
User avatar #61 - tealcanaan (04/15/2015) [-]
The funny thing is, linguistically, back when we were speaking agle-german hybrid shit, it was the same word lol.
#23 - Best pop out there too. 04/15/2015 on rekt +1
#27 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Best anime +1
#64 - topkek You are the bastion of newspeak and the enemy … 04/14/2015 on 1984 vs Muh Freedoms +17
#35 - lmao 04/14/2015 on He must love TF2 +1
#31 - Picture 04/12/2015 on Redlight 0
#231 - STOP THE BOATS!!! 04/12/2015 on What are your views about... +8
#62 - These twins are so danke and based it is unimaginable. 04/12/2015 on The Sprouse bros. -1

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#24 - frenzysalem (01/07/2015) [-]
Sorry to be a bother, but you posted this gif earlier and a friend and I were wondering if this is Max Von Sydow? I would've responded to the comment you used it in but for some reason OP blocked me.
Sorry to be a bother, but you posted this gif earlier and a friend and I were wondering if this is Max Von Sydow? I would've responded to the comment you used it in but for some reason OP blocked me.
User avatar #25 to #24 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
Yep, that's him. From the classic The Seventh Seal.
User avatar #26 to #25 - frenzysalem (01/07/2015) [-]
I thought that was him but my friend didn't believe me. I love that movie. It's been way too long since I last saw it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
Ya, great film.
User avatar #28 to #27 - frenzysalem (01/07/2015) [-]
Well thanks for the help anyway, friend. Sorry for the trouble.
User avatar #29 to #28 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
all good.
User avatar #22 - squalllionhart (01/01/2015) [-]
that content was pretty funny tho
User avatar #23 to #22 - tealcanaan (01/01/2015) [-]
I suppose, I don't want to get b& though.
User avatar #14 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**

will Teal end up broke as a ****** supporting too many kids
User avatar #15 to #14 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
Spreading the family name I suppose.
User avatar #16 to #15 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My reply is no**

will teal end up with enough jewish grandchildren to take over his states government
User avatar #17 to #16 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
Damn it!
User avatar #18 to #17 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Ask again later**

would Teal be better off just marrying a big titted russian
User avatar #20 to #18 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
NM, don't know how.
User avatar #19 to #18 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
I love russian women as well.

re-roll

roll Magic 8-Ball

User avatar #7 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
I dont remember adding you. hi tho
User avatar #8 to #7 - tealcanaan (08/16/2014) [-]
Probably something politically related we agreed on or something, that's why most people add me. Hello
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm not one to get into politics too much, the only ones you hear most of the time on here are complete morons, since they attract the most attention.

whatchu up to
User avatar #10 to #9 - tealcanaan (08/16/2014) [-]
Nothing much, getting ready to head back to school. And I remember, I explained the upcoming presidential campaigns and likely candidates and past presidents to you, then we talked about engineering and **** . How about you.
User avatar #11 to #10 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh, i remember now! thanks for the advice again
#3 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
don't mind the ponyfags thumbing you down, dawg. They don't seem to understand that it's part of degeneracy as a whole.

This site is a circlejerk for ponyfags, so even if you are right, you'll still get thumbed down.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tealcanaan (08/04/2014) [-]
Makes e sad though ;_;. Jk they'll see the light one day I hope.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Meh, if they're in their 20s, I think it's too late. It's usually ****** up childhood's that cause this to happen, but only in caucasians.
User avatar #6 to #5 - tealcanaan (08/04/2014) [-]
Ya, it is a depressing reality we live in sometimes.
User avatar #1 - schnizel (02/23/2014) [-]
I claim your wall virginity.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tealcanaan (02/23/2014) [-]
kek
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