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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PS3,X-Box
Video Games Played: Fallout,Dark Souls,Battlefield
PSN: TealCanaan
Interests: Fishing,Hunting,Math,Hiking,Lifting,Wrestling
Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Last Login:1/28/2015
Location:Houston
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Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
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#10 - 1. Most common form of bankruptcy 2. You aren't denied ser… 5 hours ago on :^) 0
#135 - Only took 70 years to doctor the film? :^) 19 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... +6
#2 - Picture 19 hours ago on :^) +1
#80 - you frat?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on That would be cool 0
User avatar #92 - trueraiderfan (01/27/2015) [-]
srat
#103 - Traditional american family in garb :^)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on People from around the world 0
#114 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
GUy on the right seems awfully touchy with his sister
#92 - Based Cossacks. 01/27/2015 on People from around the world +2
#74 - You are the best friend.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on That would be cool +3
User avatar #78 - alucord (01/27/2015) [-]
Thanks Man


Well a lot of my friends other people do dip, and I like helping them out.
User avatar #80 - tealcanaan (01/27/2015) [-]
you frat?
User avatar #92 - trueraiderfan (01/27/2015) [-]
srat
#73 - Too fine for me man. 01/27/2015 on That would be cool 0
#72 - Every late night in the dorm m8. 01/27/2015 on That would be cool 0
#69 - gross. 01/27/2015 on That would be cool 0
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#24 - frenzysalem (01/07/2015) [-]
Sorry to be a bother, but you posted this gif earlier and a friend and I were wondering if this is Max Von Sydow? I would've responded to the comment you used it in but for some reason OP blocked me.
Sorry to be a bother, but you posted this gif earlier and a friend and I were wondering if this is Max Von Sydow? I would've responded to the comment you used it in but for some reason OP blocked me.
User avatar #25 to #24 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
Yep, that's him. From the classic The Seventh Seal.
User avatar #26 to #25 - frenzysalem (01/07/2015) [-]
I thought that was him but my friend didn't believe me. I love that movie. It's been way too long since I last saw it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
Ya, great film.
User avatar #28 to #27 - frenzysalem (01/07/2015) [-]
Well thanks for the help anyway, friend. Sorry for the trouble.
User avatar #29 to #28 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
all good.
User avatar #22 - squalllionhart (01/01/2015) [-]
that content was pretty funny tho
User avatar #23 to #22 - tealcanaan (01/01/2015) [-]
I suppose, I don't want to get b& though.
User avatar #14 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**

will Teal end up broke as a ****** supporting too many kids
User avatar #15 to #14 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
Spreading the family name I suppose.
User avatar #16 to #15 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My reply is no**

will teal end up with enough jewish grandchildren to take over his states government
User avatar #17 to #16 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
Damn it!
User avatar #18 to #17 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Ask again later**

would Teal be better off just marrying a big titted russian
User avatar #20 to #18 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
NM, don't know how.
User avatar #19 to #18 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
I love russian women as well.

re-roll

roll Magic 8-Ball

User avatar #12 - admin (08/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 to #12 - tealcanaan (08/21/2014) [-]
Nothing, It didn't work for a bit when I was on. Images not loading on home page or content, thumbs disabled, and commenting disabled. Works now though.
User avatar #7 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
I dont remember adding you. hi tho
User avatar #8 to #7 - tealcanaan (08/16/2014) [-]
Probably something politically related we agreed on or something, that's why most people add me. Hello
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm not one to get into politics too much, the only ones you hear most of the time on here are complete morons, since they attract the most attention.

whatchu up to
User avatar #10 to #9 - tealcanaan (08/16/2014) [-]
Nothing much, getting ready to head back to school. And I remember, I explained the upcoming presidential campaigns and likely candidates and past presidents to you, then we talked about engineering and **** . How about you.
User avatar #11 to #10 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh, i remember now! thanks for the advice again
#3 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
don't mind the ponyfags thumbing you down, dawg. They don't seem to understand that it's part of degeneracy as a whole.

This site is a circlejerk for ponyfags, so even if you are right, you'll still get thumbed down.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tealcanaan (08/04/2014) [-]
Makes e sad though ;_;. Jk they'll see the light one day I hope.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Meh, if they're in their 20s, I think it's too late. It's usually ****** up childhood's that cause this to happen, but only in caucasians.
User avatar #6 to #5 - tealcanaan (08/04/2014) [-]
Ya, it is a depressing reality we live in sometimes.
User avatar #1 - schnizel (02/23/2014) [-]
I claim your wall virginity.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tealcanaan (02/23/2014) [-]
kek
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