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#203 - Picture 08/16/2014 on Anti vaccines +2
#108 - That's because everybody knows you shouldn't stick your dick i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on It's a kick in the box +1
#110 - xxazeritsxx (08/09/2014) [-]
if you didnt post this, i would have. no secret i love this chick.
User avatar #109 - dharkmoswen (08/09/2014) [-]
ALWAYS stick your dick in crazy, when it comes in that little red and black wrapper.
#89 - What you did there, I see it. 08/07/2014 on Equivalent Exchange 0
#605 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Calcium +2
#131 - It could have been due to timing or he might not have been the… 07/31/2014 on Nice +2
#27 - That was glorious. 07/30/2014 on Fucking Dads 0
#208 - I'm not super Saiyan, I'm just saiyan. 07/28/2014 on Fedora +2
#55 - Picture 07/28/2014 on Show your pet some love +1
#53 - Would you happen to know the source of this .gif? I am in need…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Show your pet some love 0
User avatar #54 - spidurman (07/28/2014) [-]
/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc it's a commercial
#55 - teFlyingNinja (07/28/2014) [-]
#38 - Picture 07/28/2014 on A noble sacrifice. 0
#42 - Gaters' gonna gate. 07/28/2014 on An average day in Florida +4
#74 - I am SWORN to carry your burdens. 07/27/2014 on Khajiit needs after shave 0
#17 - Picture 07/26/2014 on when life gives you lemons... 0
#22 - Sleight of hand? 07/26/2014 on Your move Simpson sauce guy +9
#63 - That is indeed a trilby, and not said fedora.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on RAAAAAPEE +6
#91 - nunyabeezneez (07/25/2014) [-]
I know these aren't fedoras. Fedoras are cooler!
#46 - I am from Texas and can assure you that this is exactly what t… 07/25/2014 on together at last -2
#45 - Picture 07/25/2014 on together at last +3
#67 - 1. Because some people are like that. See a cringe comp honest…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Nuns and Porn Stars +4
User avatar #70 - alphagex (07/25/2014) [-]
But is better to use a normal dildo then one that is the form of jesus christ on a cross, i mean you might as well burn the bible if you gonna spit in religion if you believe in god

This disgust me more then 2 girls1cup i watched it by a tricked link before you ask
#57 - isnot.jpeg  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Nuns and Porn Stars 0
User avatar #59 - alphagex (07/25/2014) [-]
Just why i don't get it, who is fuck up in the head enough to be like ''you know what aroused me sexualy a dildo of jesus christ crucifiex in my vagina''

no like seriously the fuck what next dildos in holy bible form?
User avatar #67 - teFlyingNinja (07/25/2014) [-]
1. Because some people are like that. See a cringe comp honestly it will change your view on what some people will do.

2. I had to take an art history class for college once and in a documentary at one point they were talking about how Nuns created or asked a craftsman to carve dildos for them to avoid having the urge of actual sex and cause sin.
User avatar #70 - alphagex (07/25/2014) [-]
But is better to use a normal dildo then one that is the form of jesus christ on a cross, i mean you might as well burn the bible if you gonna spit in religion if you believe in god

This disgust me more then 2 girls1cup i watched it by a tricked link before you ask
#376 - I was wondering the same thing for a while and plus the story …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? 0
User avatar #381 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
I guess if you make the "stock" a little longer than the blade, and give the inside of the sheath a circular bore small enough to be covered by the handguard when sheathed, it could work out, but then the friction would just have the nerf bullet just slide out, if it even reaches that point..... I do not envy you I just want to see some got dayum teeth-shattering fist-fighting like the good-o'l days. I've rewatched the Yellow trailer so many times now....
#354 - Mayhaps, it's all 3D animation anyway so it's not like it shou…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? 0
User avatar #365 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
Im still wondering if Monty'll make an actual connection between him and Ruby, seeing as they share quite a couple key features.

And that cosplay, to actually give it function sounds rather difficult, good luck. Considering the cliffhanger her left Dead Fantasy on, am I the only one that damn near lost it when seeing Penny fight?
User avatar #376 - teFlyingNinja (07/23/2014) [-]
I was wondering the same thing for a while and plus the story with Ruby's mother. This cosplay weapon shouldn't be as complex as my previous one (folding Crescent Rose) so I've got that going good. Penny's got some mad OP robotic shit going on. She has to be an android or something..
User avatar #381 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
I guess if you make the "stock" a little longer than the blade, and give the inside of the sheath a circular bore small enough to be covered by the handguard when sheathed, it could work out, but then the friction would just have the nerf bullet just slide out, if it even reaches that point..... I do not envy you I just want to see some got dayum teeth-shattering fist-fighting like the good-o'l days. I've rewatched the Yellow trailer so many times now....
#327 - I was speaking on more of the terms about the way it transform…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? 0
#345 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
I think it's purposely heavy though. If my memory isn't betraying me again, Monty noted that CR and Ruby's trademark feature is the recoil and weight being the main method of attack, the weapon moving her light, agile frame rather than the other way around. A light weapon would defeat that purpose. Eh, oh well, Glorious Slug Fist Master Race. I want to see more of Adam, he has that Jetstream Sam shit going on.
#354 - teFlyingNinja (07/23/2014) [-]
Mayhaps, it's all 3D animation anyway so it's not like it should be fought about.

Adam had the illest looks but the least mount of screen time. Hopefully season 2 brings him back strong. I'm also currently designing a spring-action Wilt and Blush cosplay weapon that transforms, ejects the sword, and shoots Nerf darts.
User avatar #365 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
Im still wondering if Monty'll make an actual connection between him and Ruby, seeing as they share quite a couple key features.

And that cosplay, to actually give it function sounds rather difficult, good luck. Considering the cliffhanger her left Dead Fantasy on, am I the only one that damn near lost it when seeing Penny fight?
User avatar #376 - teFlyingNinja (07/23/2014) [-]
I was wondering the same thing for a while and plus the story with Ruby's mother. This cosplay weapon shouldn't be as complex as my previous one (folding Crescent Rose) so I've got that going good. Penny's got some mad OP robotic shit going on. She has to be an android or something..
User avatar #381 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
I guess if you make the "stock" a little longer than the blade, and give the inside of the sheath a circular bore small enough to be covered by the handguard when sheathed, it could work out, but then the friction would just have the nerf bullet just slide out, if it even reaches that point..... I do not envy you I just want to see some got dayum teeth-shattering fist-fighting like the good-o'l days. I've rewatched the Yellow trailer so many times now....
#296 - I believe you meant to say "Excelled a physics class".  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? -1
#309 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
Unless you're telling me that, considering the weapon, it's more likely the recoil will launch it in the direction of Y rather than X Which is what happens like, 80% of the time she fires it. No, I did not mean "excelled."
#327 - teFlyingNinja (07/23/2014) [-]
I was speaking on more of the terms about the way it transforms. Aside from that, the Crescent Rose could also be made of different materials/alloys to make it lighter for Ruby to swing it and the "dust" ammunition could be more powerful than the normal 50.cal. This and the possibility of exerting through an exhaust port on the "Y" location to reduce the recoil at chosen times and cause the blade to be forced in the other direction.

That is only my assumption though.
#345 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
I think it's purposely heavy though. If my memory isn't betraying me again, Monty noted that CR and Ruby's trademark feature is the recoil and weight being the main method of attack, the weapon moving her light, agile frame rather than the other way around. A light weapon would defeat that purpose. Eh, oh well, Glorious Slug Fist Master Race. I want to see more of Adam, he has that Jetstream Sam shit going on.
#354 - teFlyingNinja (07/23/2014) [-]
Mayhaps, it's all 3D animation anyway so it's not like it should be fought about.

Adam had the illest looks but the least mount of screen time. Hopefully season 2 brings him back strong. I'm also currently designing a spring-action Wilt and Blush cosplay weapon that transforms, ejects the sword, and shoots Nerf darts.
User avatar #365 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
Im still wondering if Monty'll make an actual connection between him and Ruby, seeing as they share quite a couple key features.

And that cosplay, to actually give it function sounds rather difficult, good luck. Considering the cliffhanger her left Dead Fantasy on, am I the only one that damn near lost it when seeing Penny fight?
User avatar #376 - teFlyingNinja (07/23/2014) [-]
I was wondering the same thing for a while and plus the story with Ruby's mother. This cosplay weapon shouldn't be as complex as my previous one (folding Crescent Rose) so I've got that going good. Penny's got some mad OP robotic shit going on. She has to be an android or something..
User avatar #381 - PVTDickStryker (07/23/2014) [-]
I guess if you make the "stock" a little longer than the blade, and give the inside of the sheath a circular bore small enough to be covered by the handguard when sheathed, it could work out, but then the friction would just have the nerf bullet just slide out, if it even reaches that point..... I do not envy you I just want to see some got dayum teeth-shattering fist-fighting like the good-o'l days. I've rewatched the Yellow trailer so many times now....
#166 - Whoa, was that a toilet? Because it's so FLUSH! I am… 07/23/2014 on Heaven For OCD People +1
#9 - AC content! 07/23/2014 on Assassin's Creed Suckaz +2
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User avatar #12 - pedocade (02/28/2014) [-]
please let me know how that cresent rose comes along
#11 - karvarausku ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Now be honest did ya really start doing the scythe by yourself?
Now be honest did ya really start doing the scythe by yourself?
User avatar #13 to #11 - teFlyingNinja (03/01/2014) [-]
Yes, the only real help I got was my friend giving me his nerf gun since he had the same model I needed.
#6 - octaviano (09/21/2013) [-]
Pink Ship on board!
User avatar #7 to #6 - teFlyingNinja (09/21/2013) [-]
Wait whaa? What's the story here?
User avatar #8 to #7 - octaviano (09/21/2013) [-]
People ship RubyXWeiss.
In picture, we have Pink.
Mix Red and White, you get pink.
That's why it's the Pink ship.



It's a fan comic.
User avatar #9 to #8 - teFlyingNinja (09/21/2013) [-]
Haha nice
#10 to #9 - octaviano (09/21/2013) [-]
Pink and Bumblebee are best ships.
#4 to #3 - teFlyingNinja (08/03/2013) [-]
How about, yes?
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