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Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
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#105 - Nope, no way, I quit. 04/14/2013 on Robert Downy Jr. visiting... +3
#173 - You are cancer. **** you. 04/14/2013 on Just EA chillin on the web +2
#148 - Here, have that pic without a watermark.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on simple minds are easily... +2
#149 - lolwtfme (04/14/2013) [-]
thank you
#80 - ONE NIGHT A GIRL WAS WALKING TO A PARTY AND SHE HAD THREE BOTT… 04/14/2013 on Waist +12
#39 - What I read was the horn went right through the bottom of his …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Badge 0
User avatar #42 - thejerseyjenn (04/13/2013) [-]
well I mean... you mess with the bull..... you get the horns
#104 - So did he. 04/13/2013 on McDisasters 4: The Windy... +2
#103 - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin Th…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/13/2013 on McDisasters 4: The Windy... +1
User avatar #160 - bubblegumfaerie (04/15/2013) [-]
My bad, my bad.

My manager told me it was a bunty, maybe just to mix me up a little bit..
User avatar #161 - taxation (04/15/2013) [-]
It's cool, wish I had a manager chill enough to discuss washroom dick-suckery with.
Well really I wish I had a manager at all. Being unemployed sucks!
User avatar #162 - bubblegumfaerie (04/15/2013) [-]
He is pretty chill but then again, most of the managers are but there's always one whose uppity...

Ahw, nevermind, hun, you'll find one pretty soon! I kinda fell into my job as I'm a croupier and you don't really hear kids going around saying "I wanna do maths when I'm older" haha.
User avatar #163 - taxation (04/15/2013) [-]
Gotta say, math is good if it'll make you a living.
Sadly quite a few of us teenagers don't think so, and would rather live the rest off their lives running off excess swag. Damned asshats will see how much their Obey snapback and C&C sweaters are worth when they're living outta their mom's basement at 30.
User avatar #164 - bubblegumfaerie (04/15/2013) [-]
Meh, maths is okay, shame they don't teach you the stuff you actually need to know... The Pythagoras theory doesn't help on a roulette table.

I was a teenager when I started in the casino business, I've no idea where you're from so it's probably not possible for you to enter the world of gambling just yet but you really don't wanna be stuck in a dead end job so pick your career wisely ^_^
User avatar #165 - taxation (04/15/2013) [-]
Nope, gambling's not my thing and the radius of a circle probably won't help designing bridges. A year until university and planning on engineering, doubt that'll culminate in a dead-end job but on the way, a few might be needed to pay the bills! And you're absolutely right, I couldn't get a job in a casino if I wanted to, the closest would be a clerk someplace that sells lotto tickets.
User avatar #166 - bubblegumfaerie (04/15/2013) [-]
Hey, you never know, engineering could take you somewhere, never give up hope.

I wish you the very best of luck for university!
User avatar #167 - taxation (04/15/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, and enjoy your continued croupiering!
I have GOT to stop turning nouns into verbs, damnit.
User avatar #168 - bubblegumfaerie (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm gonna use that word from now on, thanks for the laugh! =D

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#17 - Awesome dude, and thanks! Glad you enjoyed it, but can I ask d…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on taxation's profile 0
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#66 - Yeah, that or Black Sabbath. He was always one for irony, that…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Eminem Jesus +2
User avatar #72 - nuclearapparition (04/13/2013) [-]
You guys' thread just won the entire internet, it's a glorious thing to watch unfold.
#63 - What was his favorite song, "Don't Jewish your martyr was…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Eminem Jesus +2
User avatar #64 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I think it was "My Crucifixion Brings all the Boys to the Yard"
User avatar #66 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that or Black Sabbath. He was always one for irony, that son of God!
User avatar #72 - nuclearapparition (04/13/2013) [-]
You guys' thread just won the entire internet, it's a glorious thing to watch unfold.
#61 - Quite so, it's been a pleasure committing heresy with you!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Eminem Jesus +2
User avatar #62 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus has a sense of humor. He is Jewish after all.
User avatar #63 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
What was his favorite song, "Don't Jewish your martyr was chill like me"?
User avatar #64 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I think it was "My Crucifixion Brings all the Boys to the Yard"
User avatar #66 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that or Black Sabbath. He was always one for irony, that son of God!
User avatar #72 - nuclearapparition (04/13/2013) [-]
You guys' thread just won the entire internet, it's a glorious thing to watch unfold.
#58 - Betray, betray, you weak man, you Judas Iscariot ain't go…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Eminem Jesus +7
#69 - thezillis (04/13/2013) [-]
Giving out so many green thumbs, I feel like Oprah
User avatar #68 - sphincterface (04/13/2013) [-]
I shall make this into a legit parody. Giving u credit for it, of course.
User avatar #60 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't think of anymore, lmao. That was fun though.
User avatar #61 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Quite so, it's been a pleasure committing heresy with you!
User avatar #62 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus has a sense of humor. He is Jewish after all.
User avatar #63 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
What was his favorite song, "Don't Jewish your martyr was chill like me"?
User avatar #64 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I think it was "My Crucifixion Brings all the Boys to the Yard"
User avatar #66 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that or Black Sabbath. He was always one for irony, that son of God!
User avatar #72 - nuclearapparition (04/13/2013) [-]
You guys' thread just won the entire internet, it's a glorious thing to watch unfold.
#52 - Your Goddy, your Ghosty, your Virgin, your Mary I'll take…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Eminem Jesus +9
User avatar #53 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
There was a cheating woman
I forgave a cheating woman
I forgave a blind beggar
Then forgave a crippled woman
Hello, hello, follow me child
Moses ain't got nothin' on my miracle style
User avatar #58 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Betray, betray, you weak man, you Judas
Iscariot ain't got nothing on my cross game, dumbass
I could get repentance, make church cool, diss gold
The Jesusfags would be like "Aw, he got his palms holed"
#69 - thezillis (04/13/2013) [-]
Giving out so many green thumbs, I feel like Oprah
User avatar #68 - sphincterface (04/13/2013) [-]
I shall make this into a legit parody. Giving u credit for it, of course.
User avatar #60 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't think of anymore, lmao. That was fun though.
User avatar #61 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Quite so, it's been a pleasure committing heresy with you!
User avatar #62 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus has a sense of humor. He is Jewish after all.
User avatar #63 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
What was his favorite song, "Don't Jewish your martyr was chill like me"?
User avatar #64 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I think it was "My Crucifixion Brings all the Boys to the Yard"
User avatar #66 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that or Black Sabbath. He was always one for irony, that son of God!
User avatar #72 - nuclearapparition (04/13/2013) [-]
You guys' thread just won the entire internet, it's a glorious thing to watch unfold.
#48 - Whatchu know bout stabbin that crown in your noggin? Whatc…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Eminem Jesus +10
User avatar #50 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I wear a poor man's clothes
I perform miracles
I feed five thousand bros
With just two fish and five loaves
User avatar #52 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Your Goddy, your Ghosty, your Virgin, your Mary
I'll take those ratty flip-floppies, sinner's-hand, I rock that Virgin-lover
The t-built crucie with four nails on that Virgin-lover
I climbed the hill and they banged me on that Virgin-lover!
User avatar #53 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
There was a cheating woman
I forgave a cheating woman
I forgave a blind beggar
Then forgave a crippled woman
Hello, hello, follow me child
Moses ain't got nothin' on my miracle style
User avatar #58 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Betray, betray, you weak man, you Judas
Iscariot ain't got nothing on my cross game, dumbass
I could get repentance, make church cool, diss gold
The Jesusfags would be like "Aw, he got his palms holed"
#69 - thezillis (04/13/2013) [-]
Giving out so many green thumbs, I feel like Oprah
User avatar #68 - sphincterface (04/13/2013) [-]
I shall make this into a legit parody. Giving u credit for it, of course.
User avatar #60 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't think of anymore, lmao. That was fun though.
User avatar #61 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Quite so, it's been a pleasure committing heresy with you!
User avatar #62 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus has a sense of humor. He is Jewish after all.
User avatar #63 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
What was his favorite song, "Don't Jewish your martyr was chill like me"?
User avatar #64 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I think it was "My Crucifixion Brings all the Boys to the Yard"
User avatar #66 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that or Black Sabbath. He was always one for irony, that son of God!
User avatar #72 - nuclearapparition (04/13/2013) [-]
You guys' thread just won the entire internet, it's a glorious thing to watch unfold.
#54 - Nearly the opposite happened to me once. I did what I assume i… 04/13/2013 on yup 0
#89 - You did well mate. 04/13/2013 on Mr. Rogers... 0
#60 - While that may be true, a g-string has an armor rating of 68 w… 04/13/2013 on Daryl lost one +6
#84 - And the battle raged on for a century Many lives were clai…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Mr. Rogers... 0
User avatar #87 - mettallica (04/13/2013) [-]
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

I was not gunna deny my destiny.
#89 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
You did well mate.
#32 - Why not just quote The State? "For centuries, The Sta… 04/13/2013 on Sagan Quote +2
#365 - For reals eh? I love the smell of Kokanee in the morning! 04/12/2013 on McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords 0
#83 - POP YOUR COCK INTO A BOOTAY TO A BOOTAY YEEEAH, YEAH! 04/12/2013 on Macklemore is a cool guy +4
#269 - You sir are not alone. I don't know why, but I had an overwhel… 04/12/2013 on right in the feels +3
#294 - For sure, everybody's welcome to come of our maple syrup eh?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords +1
User avatar #338 - bokkos (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah and our moose sausages eh?
User avatar #365 - taxation (04/12/2013) [-]
For reals eh?
I love the smell of Kokanee in the morning!
#782 - Oh that is cool! I'll bet you've already got this, but it crac…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Most famous FJ users? 0
User avatar #837 - SonicTeam (04/13/2013) [-]
Nope, but I'll treasure it.
#327 - I was not expecting that. You've made me as happy as this blob…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Most famous FJ users? +1
#330 - SonicTeam (04/12/2013) [-]
Here, have this GIF. It's one of my favorites.
#782 - taxation (04/12/2013) [-]
Oh that is cool! I'll bet you've already got this, but it cracks me up every time I see it.
User avatar #837 - SonicTeam (04/13/2013) [-]
Nope, but I'll treasure it.

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User avatar #17 to #16 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Awesome dude, and thanks! Glad you enjoyed it, but can I ask did our lyrics match up to those in the actual song?
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User avatar #14 - finalkai (08/10/2012) [-]
can i just sit hear and watch your profile picture? its entertaining me so much.
User avatar #15 to #14 - taxation (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh for sure. The spinny-flippy-changey-shapeyness of it is so enticing, isn't it?
#3 - jasonvgrace (03/22/2012) [-]
Herro, we love you   
   
twilight agrees
Herro, we love you

twilight agrees
User avatar #7 to #3 - taxation (04/29/2012) [-]
just thought i'd come back to this for a minute... at the time u left this comment, i was not a brony and refused to watch the show. but guess what? im just gonna say that rainbow dash is the best pony.
#8 to #8 - jasonvgrace (04/29/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that only the best pony knows who best pony is, because who are we to judge best pony when we're not the best pony whom knows who best pony is and best pony will know because best pony is best pony...you see?
I'm pretty sure that only the best pony knows who best pony is, because who are we to judge best pony when we're not the best pony whom knows who best pony is and best pony will know because best pony is best pony...you see?
User avatar #9 to #9 - taxation (04/29/2012) [-]
sure, why not. but i have a counterargument... pony pony something pony something something pony something pony pony... you see?
User avatar #10 to #10 - jasonvgrace (04/29/2012) [-]
You make a valid point but have you considered the fact that pony in dragon doesn't pony aliens and rarity is a pony who pony pony dragon unicorn pegasus born because of pony genetics pony.
User avatar #11 to #11 - taxation (04/29/2012) [-]
seems legit, you win this round. but i shall be back as soon as the relation between a porpoise and the horn of a unicorn's foal has been clarified. then and THEN ONLY will my master argument be complete...
User avatar #12 to #12 - jasonvgrace (04/29/2012) [-]
We shall see.
User avatar #13 to #13 - taxation (05/26/2012) [-]
Right man, it's been what about 20 days... i got nothing. You win, and all my internets to you as a prize.
User avatar #4 to #3 - taxation (03/22/2012) [-]
sorry, what does this "twilight" agree with?
User avatar #5 to #4 - jasonvgrace (03/23/2012) [-]
with me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - taxation (03/25/2012) [-]
*us, if we hasn't all died. timelord much, or mpd?
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