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#286 - To me it feels like he was sarcastic, or not, its just what i … 08/12/2015 on Desc +1
#15 - Sauce? Like, a video.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on This show never aired in... 0
#16 - jslak (07/22/2015) [-]
umm idk which vids she talks in but here are the fights BATTLEBOTS 2015 S1E1 FIGHT #2 HD Bronco vs. Plan X - BattleBots
#695 - **taurusguy used "*roll picture*"** **taurusguy rolled image ** 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#7 - I dont know what your friend touched, but it certainly isnt li…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Quite Shocking! 0
#8 - muffinssnuffims (07/09/2015) [-]
It didn't vibrate, just that's the closest feeling he could describe it with - that metal baseball bat hitting something hard with no rubber handle feeling.

Regardless, he didn't get shocked. My brother also accidentally shorted out an outlet with a fork and a paper clip.

It's basic electricity physics - it'll follow the path of least resistance. You need there to be a LOT of resistance or a LOT of current (thus making even a low resistance connection not have enough capacity) for it to actually want to go through your hand.

The way they're holding the fork in the picture, they'd probably be fine. I definitely don't recommend it, but it is extremely unlikely they would be shocked. They might be harmed in other ways though.
#18 - masanori (07/10/2015) [-]
Try electric fencing powered up to keep in cows and a bull. I was crawling under one when I was eight, started to get up too soon and felt like someone punched me in the back and knocked me back down. That shit hurts so much.

Your friend's description is interesting. I've never thought of it that way, but it is accurate. I was plugging a broken old cable into a rusty old socket in my house's basement as a child, maybe five, and was electrocuted.

Bonus story. My younger brother once urinated on an electric fence of the same power as the one I was bit by. He was four. He screamed loudly, then cried for hours.
#8 - Thats what proper development is like, you make the game in se… 07/09/2015 on Ready? +28
#13 - Im not depressed, but i dont know, i might actually like being…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Denied +1
#15 - anon (07/07/2015) [-]
Don't get with people you don't like all that much just for the sake of saying you have a gf
#57 - But, isnt he supposed to say that nah im not coming back, if h… 06/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
#23 - I got it on one of my computers and it simply wont pop up on t… 06/08/2015 on Gates 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2015 on All aboard the hype train? +8
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User avatar #5 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#6 to #5 - taurusguy (06/19/2014) [-]
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