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tastycrisps

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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Fallout 3 and NV, Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft, The long Dark, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Trilogy
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:US of A
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Content Ranking:#2800
Comment Ranking:#4222
Highest Content Rank:#158
Highest Comment Rank:#566
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Content Level Progress: 80.3% (803/1000)
Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:13
Content Views:1852009
Times Content Favorited:4504 times
Total Comments Made:3077
FJ Points:5612
Favorite Tags: steven universe (16) | su (16) | comp (5) | OC (5) | screenshots (5) | explain the gif (4) | hiatus (3) | cat (2) | Cats (2) | feels (2)
So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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latest user's comments

#1 - Holy **** I love this guy. I also the the guil…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Pain Anon Watches SU +4
User avatar #3 - donbionicle (06/21/2015) [-]
By the end Painanon will have a egch gemsona, I guarantee it.
#6 - anon (06/21/2015) [-]
Please tell me that isn't a thing
#7 - donbionicle (06/21/2015) [-]
You're in hotdog-anon mode I dunno if you'll see this, but
Ho yes, in the edgiest flavour I could find too.
#6 - Someone brought up a great point that a cause (or at least a s… 06/19/2015 on Steven Universe +1
#6 - I love that even together Steven and Connie don't stand a chan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on intense 0
User avatar #9 - kaiyuni (06/17/2015) [-]
Well I mean.. they're young kids. Pearl is thousands upon thousands of years old and has been fighting for that long to boot. Kind of unfair. It's like a 30 year old adult male fighting a 4 year old girl with swords really.
#13 - Pink diamond theory confirmed. I honestly did not bel… 06/16/2015 on Rose Quartz +3
#426 - Sure why not 06/15/2015 on steam sale 0
#7 - It makes a total of 0 sense but I love thug Pearl AU 06/14/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 28! 0
#5 - "Steven and the Gems hope a slumber party will allow them… 06/09/2015 on (untitled) +2
#10 - >See sign >takes out money before walking in 06/07/2015 on No tit sweat plz 0
#39 - Well abusive relationships can be tricky. It's easy to say you… 06/07/2015 on Refreshing! Help for men +16
#19 - We were allowed one note card for out math final. So I went ou…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on How to cheat 0
#22 - tacoperson (06/07/2015) [-]
it normally depends on the teacher. If the teacher is a good teacher that actually teaches you and doesn't make bullshit tests then you should never need to cheat. But this is not a perfect world, so yeah you're right.

ended up failing calc II the other year just because the teacher made the tests 3 times harder than anything else in the class and we got neither the time to complete it properly nor note cards. Shit was hell.
User avatar #20 - adrilazzaro (06/07/2015) [-]
"If you didnt cheat you werent trying"
Not necessarily the case with exams but yeah cheating is sometimes very necessary
#69 - boop 06/05/2015 on New thing (in progress) 0
#70 - To add some more info to the dust and earth pic, a human brain… 06/05/2015 on Brain Crack 0
#108 - As a musician I can confirm this is 90% of what we do  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2015 on dog vocabulary +16
User avatar #111 - balzac (06/05/2015) [-]
That and the fuck is actually part of the song.
User avatar #161 - wobblewub (06/05/2015) [-]
Yep, great song, and not hard to play
#2 - That is super helpful, thanks man. Follow up question: Was fol…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Need some anecdotes 0
User avatar #3 - tacomanofthenorth (06/04/2015) [-]
Following orders didn't really come hard to me personally. Some guys with me in my regimend and various other places did have a hard time, as before the army they considered themselves to be kind of hardasses and 'questioned authority" on a regular basis, but they soon found that following orders and not slacking around when it came to the task meant they got less shit for it. I would do what my officers told me as it ensured that i didnt get screamed at and as a result punished. I obeyed commands and did my work to the fullest, as i am this kind of person, i am kind of a perfectionist and if i do something i want to do it right. So that affected how i dealt with orders as a soldier, but i would question an order if i knew that it may be wrong or the outcome may turn out negatively for me and my team.
#142 - >Excellent height >Good fashion sense >Clear …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man +1
#255 - luddethebunny (05/31/2015) [-]
no banana for scale, how can you tell how tall he is
#216 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
Requesting photo for 'League comparison'...
#143 - haseotakaeda (05/31/2015) [-]
You just made my day
God bless
#34 - You're ugly to yourself maybe. But you'll interact with millio… 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man +4
#27 - Alright well I'm actually really into short dudes. Like exce…  [+] (24 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man +50
#232 - theblackhorntail (05/31/2015) [-]
1.64m behemoth reporting in. ay bby gurl u wan sum fuk?
User avatar #210 - shaunata (05/31/2015) [-]
well this is reassuring. Maybe 5'6'' isn't that bad after all.
User avatar #170 - diblie (05/31/2015) [-]
I actually really needed that. Thanks for saying so.
User avatar #159 - gunslayer (05/31/2015) [-]
So do you finger the shit out of yourself when you see midgets?
#146 - epicactual (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm 5'4" and this made me feel better
#115 - supercookieduster (05/31/2015) [-]
ey bby 5'4 reporting
User avatar #109 - hanakoikezawa (05/31/2015) [-]
Asians
that is all
#54 - papafrank (05/31/2015) [-]
This gave me a bit more self confidence, thanks mr skeletal
#50 - haseotakaeda (05/31/2015) [-]
This made me feel really good
I've got like a 6/10 face and 8/10 body except for the fact that i'm 5'4, so thanks!
pic related - me dressed like a normie
User avatar #272 - mumblesthepyro (05/31/2015) [-]
That's an awesome fucking jacket.
#235 - bitofatit (05/31/2015) [-]
mate, im like 5ft2, and one of my best mate is like 6'4-6 or some shit lmao
pic related, its me on the right and i find it hilarious
User avatar #144 - lemonpepsiking (05/31/2015) [-]
Ayyy
#145 - lemonpepsiking (05/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #142 - tastycrisps (05/31/2015) [-]
>Excellent height
>Good fashion sense
>Clear complexion, nice mug
>Stylized and well kept hair

I'd think you would be out of my league.
#255 - luddethebunny (05/31/2015) [-]
no banana for scale, how can you tell how tall he is
#216 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
Requesting photo for 'League comparison'...
#143 - haseotakaeda (05/31/2015) [-]
You just made my day
God bless
#107 - tevansroskos (05/31/2015) [-]
You're pretty good looking. No homo.
User avatar #108 - haseotakaeda (05/31/2015) [-]
Many thanks, friend
#38 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
Yeah same, I typically won't date a guy above 5'9"
User avatar #37 - EvilNutter (05/31/2015) [-]
made me feel better about being 5'2" thanks
#169 - mariotendo (05/31/2015) [-]
Damn, sorry man. I thought I got the short stick pun intended by being 5'5"

Although that Napoleon complex is partly why I'm enlisting. I hope those sweet uniforms make up for me being at boob level for a lot of women.
Those sweet, sweet uniforms. If they had vertical stripes, they'd be perfect.
User avatar #28 - letting (05/31/2015) [-]
Well, that's sorta reassuring, considering I'm 5'5 and done growing. Although you're still taller than I am, so there's that...

Unfortunately I'm also ugly af, so I got the shit end of the deal in both aspects.
User avatar #34 - tastycrisps (05/31/2015) [-]
You're ugly to yourself maybe. But you'll interact with millions of people in your lifetime. While there is "universal" attractiveness it doesn't meant you aren't some body's ten.
#23 - This woman interviewed the president  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Magic trick +3
User avatar #52 - pseudonyms (05/31/2015) [-]
In her defense, She told him not to do that.
#7 - >why is it okay to make derogatory slurs against albinos? … 05/26/2015 on Pain Anon 11-15 +3
#5 - Time to fuel some hype Above video in bette… 05/26/2015 on It's happening +2
#6 - I'm stuck between being insulted and laughing my ass off. … 05/25/2015 on Pain Anon, 6-10 +5
#87 - that politician looks a lot like CGPGrey the person 05/25/2015 on What is your opinion on... 0
#41 - CGPGrey confirmed child molester  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on What is your opinion on... 0
#58 - fatwonderkid (05/24/2015) [-]
What? Why? When?
User avatar #87 - tastycrisps (05/25/2015) [-]
that politician looks a lot like CGPGrey the person
#399 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2015 on You fall in love you lose +3
#496 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a girl or a boy, but it really doesn't matter at this point
#477 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
Its a girl you fucks
User avatar #473 - superbrowntoastxxx (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm aroused and not even sure what gender it is
User avatar #411 - hellomynameisbill (05/24/2015) [-]
A woman's face with nature's own hand painted,
Hast thou, the master mistress of my passion;
A woman's gentle heart, but not acquainted
With shifting change, as is false women's fashion:
An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,
Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;
A man in hue all hues in his controlling,
Which steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
And for a woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
But since she prick'd thee out for women's pleasure,
Mine be thy love and thy love's gay as fuck - Sonnet 20
#695 - humanji (05/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #428 - toboz (05/24/2015) [-]
im sure thats a boy
User avatar #431 - hellomynameisbill (05/24/2015) [-]
Did you not even read the poem.
#435 - toboz (05/24/2015) [-]
only the first row
#235 - I second this 05/21/2015 on So I did a thing 0

items

Total unique items point value: 50000 / Total items point value: 50000

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User avatar #65 - manlet (07/25/2015) [-]
mranldestroyer look

this guy knows what's up
User avatar #66 to #65 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
hoe I know it
#63 - tastycrisps (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, i play the items game and was curious if i could have your fj points, they would help me out ALOT.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the second time someone asked me for my items. What do I have that's so valuable exactly?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
your points.
i mean they would really help. all i do is play items.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
I have items that are worth points, but I don't understand why they're valuable.

I'm not giving up my OC badge if that's what you're asking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
nono not that. you earned that.
here ill send a trade
User avatar #61 to #60 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #62 to #61 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poor life choices.**
how awesome is tasty for having Toph on his profile
User avatar #54 to #53 - tastycrisps (01/08/2015) [-]
Well I'm on Funnyjunk, so that's already obvious.
User avatar #55 to #54 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls A sea of troubles.**
how can we rescue Tasty
#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#29 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
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