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tastycrisps

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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Fallout 3 and NV, Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft, The long Dark, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Trilogy
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:US of A
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#677
Comment Ranking:#3798
Highest Content Rank:#158
Highest Comment Rank:#566
Content Thumbs: 46221 total,  49648 ,  3427
Comment Thumbs: 15488 total,  16776 ,  1288
Content Level Progress: 76% (760/1000)
Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 40.2% (402/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:12
Content Views:1847572
Times Content Favorited:4515 times
Total Comments Made:2993
FJ Points:5362
Favorite Tags: steven universe (16) | su (15) | comp (5) | OC (5) | screenshots (5) | explain the gif (4) | hiatus (3) | cat (2) | Cats (2) | feels (2)
So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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latest user's comments

#28 - The camera was too far to hear his screams of terror 06/26/2015 on 100ft wave 0
#1072 - I have masturbated with the jet in a hottub in front of or aro…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2015 on FJ's dirty little secret +1
User avatar #1128 - ecowolfrb (06/26/2015) [-]
Nice, I've gotten jerked off in hot tubs with people in them... good times man.
User avatar #1093 - repostforlife (06/26/2015) [-]
nice, that sounds like a nice time
User avatar #1100 - tastycrisps (06/26/2015) [-]
It was at the peak of my horniness, between 12-14. All on vacation, where sharing a hotel room makes things inconvenient.

I had completely forgotten about it until I suddenly got a flashback during a hot tub commercial and only after combing through my memories did I realize I had done it more than once.

Christ I was and probably still am I have no idea if I would do that again in the same situation one creepy ass kid. The fuck was wrong with me.
User avatar #1133 - alfonshister (06/26/2015) [-]
i know that feel. there is this period in my life i don't want to know anything about anymore. Early teens are Hell.
User avatar #1102 - repostforlife (06/26/2015) [-]
well most likely you are an exhibitionist. so you get off on the idea of almost getting caught. nothing weird there.

and lets be fair here, most people are still horn dogs even now
#70 - **** pregnancy **** childbirth …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on The struggle is real +4
#71 - saltyfries (06/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way, unlike my father, I would break the abusive cycle as well of bad parenting. All I want to be is a dad, because I know damn well whatever child I have, that child is going to receive nothing but love, care, and admiration from me.
#109 - I think the point was more saying "Don't hold back on vit… 06/26/2015 on men +1
#89 - Once I am an adult* 06/25/2015 on (untitled) 0
#88 - Friendships are seriously underrated. Not only are they consid…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #89 - tastycrisps (06/25/2015) [-]
Once I am an adult*
#871 - Elderscrolls 4 Oblivion That game changed my life, yo… 06/25/2015 on What is your favorite video... 0
#45 - No homemade dildo tutorials? I am dissapoint  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Vladis info comps 4 (do it... +1
#46 - vladi (06/25/2015) [-]
Here. No need to be disappoint anymore.
#69 - Weird. I literally had this exact problem about two/three mont…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2015 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #84 - karlKroenen (06/25/2015) [-]
Thank you. I needed this
User avatar #88 - tastycrisps (06/25/2015) [-]
Friendships are seriously underrated. Not only are they considered to be less than romantic relationships which isn't always true, my best romantic relationship didn't come cose to my top 5 friendships , but they're not taken very seriously. Making, maintaining, and breaking bonds with other people is always tricky, no matter if you're fucking or not.

Never be afraid to remove toxic people from your life, no matter their connection with you. Seriously, anyone. This includes family. Once I was an adult I stopped talking to a lot of people who were only a detriment to my well-being.
User avatar #89 - tastycrisps (06/25/2015) [-]
Once I am an adult*
#55 - What I'm arguing is that no one seems to think that that is in… 06/24/2015 on Women's Weight Lifting 0
#43 - The content said attractiveness matters. >Why wom… 06/23/2015 on Women's Weight Lifting 0
#31 - Call me an SJW all you want, but guys... don't you think it's …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Women's Weight Lifting +1
#52 - Rascal (06/24/2015) [-]
1. It's a joke, women in bottom picture isn't actually a professional weight lifter
2. When someone does something publicly, they are subjecting themselves to getting poked fun at. That's always true no matter if they're the president, a terrorist, an athlete, or a simple clerk. Weight lifting women get teased more because the female body isn't meant to have extreme muscle mass and begins to look ugly. Just the truth, it isn't nice, but it's going to happen, and people will tease them about it.
User avatar #55 - tastycrisps (06/24/2015) [-]
What I'm arguing is that no one seems to think that that is in any way a bad thing. Again this is exclusive to women's sports. I'm trying to point out that this is evidence to the general social problem where women are primarily judged on their looks and all other traits come after. Whereas men looks are still important but not to nearly the same degree.

Also any body looks bad with extreme muscle mass hence the word extreme. Even male body builders look bad after a point.
User avatar #37 - kibuza (06/23/2015) [-]
Nobody said that all that matters is their tits (except you) and for people who really don't give 2 shits about sports or sporting events is it that surprising that when asked which one they'd rather watch they would choose the one with people they find attractive?

I'm sure some people find the weightlifter attractive and would rather watch that.
User avatar #43 - tastycrisps (06/23/2015) [-]
The content said attractiveness matters.

>Why women's (insert sport here) is popular. *Shows objectively sexy women*

>Why women's (insert other sport) isn't. *Shows objectively unattractive women*

It implies that women's sports popularity is based on the attractiveness of the participants. It didn't show it in a negative light just that that's how it is, and you guys agree with it. And this is women's sports exclusively, if the content had both men and women it would be different.

Of course people could find weightlifters attractive, but they would be in the vast minority.
#36 - While I see your point these people should not have reproduced… 06/23/2015 on Rage : Dumb patients edition +1
#177 - Honestly with all that suspense I was imagining like 10 spider… 06/23/2015 on SURPRISE 0
#6 - My mind is the internet. I know every continuity mistake ever… 06/23/2015 on Steven Universe +11
#15 - I think asking if Pearl's feelings are platonic/romantic is a … 06/21/2015 on Saltier than Pearl. +5
#1 - Holy **** I love this guy. I also the the guil…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Pain Anon Watches SU +4
User avatar #3 - donbionicle (06/21/2015) [-]
By the end Painanon will have a egch gemsona, I guarantee it.
#6 - Rascal (06/21/2015) [-]
Please tell me that isn't a thing
#7 - donbionicle (06/21/2015) [-]
You're in hotdog-anon mode I dunno if you'll see this, but
Ho yes, in the edgiest flavour I could find too.
#6 - Someone brought up a great point that a cause (or at least a s… 06/19/2015 on Steven Universe +1
#6 - I love that even together Steven and Connie don't stand a chan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on intense 0
User avatar #9 - kaiyuni (06/17/2015) [-]
Well I mean.. they're young kids. Pearl is thousands upon thousands of years old and has been fighting for that long to boot. Kind of unfair. It's like a 30 year old adult male fighting a 4 year old girl with swords really.
#13 - Pink diamond theory confirmed. I honestly did not bel… 06/16/2015 on Rose Quartz +3
#426 - Sure why not 06/15/2015 on steam sale 0
#7 - It makes a total of 0 sense but I love thug Pearl AU 06/14/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 28! 0
#5 - "Steven and the Gems hope a slumber party will allow them… 06/09/2015 on (untitled) +2
#10 - >See sign >takes out money before walking in 06/07/2015 on No tit sweat plz 0
#39 - Well abusive relationships can be tricky. It's easy to say you… 06/07/2015 on Refreshing! Help for men +16

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Total unique items point value: 50000 / Total items point value: 50000

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#63 - tastycrisps (03/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #56 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, i play the items game and was curious if i could have your fj points, they would help me out ALOT.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the second time someone asked me for my items. What do I have that's so valuable exactly?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
your points.
i mean they would really help. all i do is play items.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
I have items that are worth points, but I don't understand why they're valuable.

I'm not giving up my OC badge if that's what you're asking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
nono not that. you earned that.
here ill send a trade
User avatar #61 to #60 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #62 to #61 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poor life choices.**
how awesome is tasty for having Toph on his profile
User avatar #54 to #53 - tastycrisps (01/08/2015) [-]
Well I'm on Funnyjunk, so that's already obvious.
User avatar #55 to #54 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls A sea of troubles.**
how can we rescue Tasty
#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#29 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
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