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tastycrisps

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Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
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So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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#13 - Hmm these drawings look familiar, almost as if I've seen them … 08/18/2015 on I made some SU doodles +2
#46 - Picture 08/12/2015 on The shit PsychicPebbles does +6
#24 - I think games can affect people, and they so. They're an art f… 08/12/2015 on Pac-Man 0
#88 - Picture 08/12/2015 on My Roommate Sonic +1
#14 - I saved this because I thought it was super cool but would nev…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2015 on A new job from hell +30
#39 - pistachioofdoom (08/11/2015) [-]
And he's like, "Ni! Fuckboy"
#35 - Byte (08/11/2015) [-]
That's sick as fuck, m8.

8/8 would advoc8 to instig8 my neighbors, and make them ir8 and lock their g8.
#31 - dawdawdwa (08/11/2015) [-]
hmmm actually I dont think thats as creepy cause of the friendly wave he`s got going on. pretty nice, 9/10
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#23 - yisumad (08/11/2015) [-]
And that, children, is why Frank doesn't drive at night anymore.
#70 - Some people don't want to feel like a hobbit man. I don't part…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on tinder profiles +1
#80 - macrase (08/11/2015) [-]
yeah i get what you mean
#51 - It's quite a bit more complicated than that. I guess my brain …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2015 on tinder profiles +1
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#95 - incrediblemrknew (08/11/2015) [-]
I can understand that, at least it's not just finding them not good enough or something.
#60 - macrase (08/11/2015) [-]
i understand personal preference but i cant help but feel that you have a different understanding of intimidation... ive seen short people who have intimidated someone much larger simply because they dont put up with peoples shit but i guess its all in the eyes of the beholder. i actually prefer my women shorter so that i feel more literally looked up to i guess. talking to a 5'1 lol i make her look like a hobbit
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#70 - tastycrisps (08/11/2015) [-]
Some people don't want to feel like a hobbit man. I don't particularly like being short and the tall dudes I've dated only amplify this dysphoria. I wish I was taller or at least more comfortable with my height, but neither of those things I can control. But I can control who I date.

I'm also very much for mutuality in a relationship, and someone being literally bigger than me in a significant way puts a wrench in it.

I imagine you are a very sweet person in real life, but height for some reasons is too significant of a physical trait in my mind for me to just overlook. Like how some people call themselves "An ass man" or something.

Human attraction is weird and complicated, even if you're straight. Everyone's got stuff to figure out and I realized a while ago that I am just much more comfortable at the arm of someone closer to my height. 5'6"
#80 - macrase (08/11/2015) [-]
yeah i get what you mean
#46 - I have a height requirement that caps at about 5'8". …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/11/2015 on tinder profiles 0
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#55 - alarubra (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm 6'3" and bi. I prefer girls anywhere from 5'6"-5'10" and guys anywhere from 5'4"-5'8" for both preferred weight is roughly 120 lbs.
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#125 - destismad (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm kinda curious as to why you like shorter guys than girls. Also, I'm 5'5. If I put on enough shirts is there a chance for some anal?
#48 - macrase (08/11/2015) [-]
are you serious? whats better than having someone tall next to you while its sunny out, or hell being over 7 ft tall when u on their shoulders. i don't think im that intimidating but i guess some tall people could look that way
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#51 - tastycrisps (08/11/2015) [-]
It's quite a bit more complicated than that. I guess my brain links "power" to height very closely, and having a romantic partner significantly more powerful than me is... uncomfortable.

Locks the gender roles in more strictly I guess. Of course, this is all in my head. Tall guys aren't intimidating, I find them intimidating.

It's not like they can help it, it's just not my cup of tea.
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#95 - incrediblemrknew (08/11/2015) [-]
I can understand that, at least it's not just finding them not good enough or something.
#60 - macrase (08/11/2015) [-]
i understand personal preference but i cant help but feel that you have a different understanding of intimidation... ive seen short people who have intimidated someone much larger simply because they dont put up with peoples shit but i guess its all in the eyes of the beholder. i actually prefer my women shorter so that i feel more literally looked up to i guess. talking to a 5'1 lol i make her look like a hobbit
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#70 - tastycrisps (08/11/2015) [-]
Some people don't want to feel like a hobbit man. I don't particularly like being short and the tall dudes I've dated only amplify this dysphoria. I wish I was taller or at least more comfortable with my height, but neither of those things I can control. But I can control who I date.

I'm also very much for mutuality in a relationship, and someone being literally bigger than me in a significant way puts a wrench in it.

I imagine you are a very sweet person in real life, but height for some reasons is too significant of a physical trait in my mind for me to just overlook. Like how some people call themselves "An ass man" or something.

Human attraction is weird and complicated, even if you're straight. Everyone's got stuff to figure out and I realized a while ago that I am just much more comfortable at the arm of someone closer to my height. 5'6"
#80 - macrase (08/11/2015) [-]
yeah i get what you mean
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