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tartukaru

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/01/2011
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:Your Mother
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Comment Ranking:#20069
Highest Content Rank:#7103
Highest Comment Rank:#11082
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Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
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Times Content Favorited:17 times
Total Comments Made:89
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#2016 - but will OP deliver? 8 hours ago on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#309 - Friday: alcohol Saturday: regret alcohol Sunday: alcohol 04/24/2015 on Neato updates and stuff 0
#82 - Is the tectonic plate scuba diving in Iceland? Seems like the … 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 5 0
#22 - So my quest continues. 04/19/2015 on oh 0
#19 - I don't eat Doritos, but you really didn't answer my question.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on oh 0
User avatar #21 - yunogasaii (04/19/2015) [-]
I don't know, man. There's your answer.
User avatar #22 - tartukaru (04/19/2015) [-]
So my quest continues.
#253 - The Baltics and Eastern Europe, probably the last area in the … 04/19/2015 on Britan yes! +1
#13 - Why is he wearing socks from different pair?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2015 on oh 0
User avatar #32 - articulate (04/19/2015) [-]
I often wear mismatched socks because I take them off before going to bed and fling them over to the other side of the room. come laundry day I collect them up, but will miss some. So I just make pairs out of ones that are physically (albeit not aesthetically) similar. Because I do this, the next week the other socks are found and end up with other socks, and the cycle continues.
User avatar #18 - yunogasaii (04/19/2015) [-]
You know what? Maybe he doesn't need your fucking guidance on fashion. Maybe, just maybe people can wear whatever they want to wear? Ever think of that, pal? I don't think you have, although I don't think you've thought of much of anything in your life. I'm wearing a sock on one foot and no sock on the other foot. Are you pissed off, reeling, ready to break? I bet you are you little scum. I'll have you know that it's hard to have matching socks in this day and age. A little bit of empathy would suffice, but noooooo Dr. Cocks (not from Scrubs) over here can't handle TWO SOCKS BEING DIFFERENT. Do you ever look at yourself and think, "wow, maybe I'm just a judgmental fudge factory," because you are a giant one. Mark my words, as I'm typing I'm contacting the police on the account of robbery. For what, you might ask? For stealing our goddamn oxygen, you little thief! I bet right now as your little greasy Doritoâ„¢-crusted fingers are touching the keyboard you have one huge shit-eating smirk because you think you're the hottest shit out there. Sorry to burst your bubble pal, but you're not. Not here, not now, not ever. You better watch out, because if I see you ever again I'm going to give you a knuckle supper, Sanchez. It ain't going to be tasty. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #19 - tartukaru (04/19/2015) [-]
I don't eat Doritos, but you really didn't answer my question. Just a lot of "maybe"-s, but hey, at least you tried.
User avatar #21 - yunogasaii (04/19/2015) [-]
I don't know, man. There's your answer.
User avatar #22 - tartukaru (04/19/2015) [-]
So my quest continues.
#122 - wouldn't a flaccid penis just slip out of it? 04/13/2015 on Why would there be critics? 0
#169 - gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8. also beauty is subjective, ever heard the … 04/11/2015 on Hard Truth +1
#178 - What made the series so good was the excellent casting. If Emm… 04/11/2015 on Sg-1 feminism 0
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