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tarnis

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Date Signed Up:9/05/2012
Last Login:3/04/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1339
Highest Content Rank:#3212
Highest Comment Rank:#186
Content Thumbs: 1503 total,  1929 ,  426
Comment Thumbs: 25831 total,  29221 ,  3390
Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 96.3% (963/1000)
Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:122797
Times Content Favorited:130 times
Total Comments Made:6514
FJ Points:22847
Favorite Tags: Balls (2)

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latest user's comments

#12 - Just lost a good person, I think thats whh people grt the feel… 02/28/2015 on Feelsjunk 0
#466 - Got 1218 thumbs on a comment the other day admin wtf 02/28/2015 on Easier to get... +2
#465 - Wish I had some colored text  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Easier to get... +1
User avatar #466 - tarnis (02/28/2015) [-]
Got 1218 thumbs on a comment the other day admin wtf
#5 - Can do with one hand you casual. 02/24/2015 on The Ibra -1
#4 - Offspring of little mac and samus?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Born to be wild +4
User avatar #5 - xalidan (02/25/2015) [-]
Part of me thinks is Princess Peach only because it looks like that is a crown on her top.
#6 - I switched to some mint shampoo for a scalp thing that made my…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Bet it's fun to get this in... +3
User avatar #12 - mattmenzo (02/25/2015) [-]
yep I have the same stuff lol. I didnt relies it was shampoo and washed everything with it XD
User avatar #10 - RaptorJesus (02/25/2015) [-]
Dude ive had that AND a body wash with menthol in it... god, it was amazing....
User avatar #7 - thecrash (02/24/2015) [-]
Do you have balls of Iron? That shit fucking burns.
#2 - Picture 02/24/2015 on advice of the year 0
#3 - Maybe one day he will be a real lawyer  [+] (11 new replies) 02/24/2015 on (untitled) +1218
#101 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
This is easily the most thumbed comment I've ever seen.
#115 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh we all remember day 1, don't worry by next week you'll see quite a few
User avatar #112 - scbyrd (02/25/2015) [-]
you haven't seen shit
#99 - edgecutter (02/25/2015) [-]
Or ready to work in politics.
#67 - omghekilledkenny (02/25/2015) [-]
**omghekilledkenny used "*roll picture*"**
**omghekilledkenny rolled image** Show us his first client, oh Great Roll Gods.
User avatar #135 - axetotheskull (02/25/2015) [-]
People who know not of what this isn't, what is this?
#111 - saltyfries (02/25/2015) [-]
this scene alone makes going through the show worth it...
#91 - zetsuboukamina (02/25/2015) [-]
**zetsuboukamina used "*roll picture*"**
**zetsuboukamina rolled image** show us his rival prosecutor
User avatar #106 - chrispoot (02/25/2015) [-]
Gud roll m8
User avatar #81 - guruofcancer (02/25/2015) [-]
Maybe one day she will need a lawyer But it is not this day
#103 - wagastragas (02/25/2015) [-]
she needs him to lie to her
#4 - Yup 02/24/2015 on Iggy Azalea vs Vicky 0
#4 - Enough talk, have at you!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on what's a man? 0
#6 - vashadan (02/24/2015) [-]

items

Total unique items point value: 2550 / Total items point value: 3000
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#74 - jiltist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Are you excited for The Mighty Number 9?
#73 - jiltist ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
HA! Now we've both had front page material.
HA! Now we've both had front page material.
#72 - jiltist ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
It's been a while.
#69 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarnis (09/05/2014) [-]
Do you play swtor?
User avatar #71 to #70 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
naw, just the Kotors
#66 - yourinvisiblegf (03/20/2014) [-]
**yourinvisiblegf rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Is it racist? **

roll picture ^^
User avatar #68 to #66 - tarnis (03/20/2014) [-]
I deed it
#67 to #66 - tarnis (03/20/2014) [-]
**tarnis rolled a random image posted in comment #491 at Insanity. **
User avatar #64 - hornack (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, is there a way I could get your fj point?
They're useless unless you are into items.
User avatar #65 to #64 - tarnis (03/19/2014) [-]
will you fondle my balls while you eat my cunt?
User avatar #63 - kanatana ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Your comment threads are very interesting to read, and good for a laugh. I approve.
#45 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
#46 to #45 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
ur alive?!
ur alive?!
#47 to #46 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
of course not what kind if of vampire would i be if my heart beat
User avatar #48 to #47 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
i assume you would sparkle but i know better than that, we both enjoy the silence of the dark night. with only the moon the keep us company.
#49 to #48 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
of course i would never do something as sparkle
User avatar #50 to #49 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
shame you stopped calling me darling, i was in line to be a vampires serf.
#51 to #50 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
and why would you want to be that
User avatar #52 to #51 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
a certain amount of masochism and fantasy.
#54 to #52 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
are you implying that im smart?
User avatar #55 to #54 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
im implying you would be stupid to ignore being friends with me.
#56 to #55 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
prideful arent you peasant
User avatar #57 to #56 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
amusing,
User avatar #59 to #58 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
funny you think im the one being played.
#60 to #59 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
oh you know what i think do you
User avatar #61 to #60 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
not what you think no.
#62 to #61 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
then what do you think
#53 to #52 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
calm yourself im busy i reply when i can
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#38 - midgety (10/11/2013) [-]
Yay I uploaded pictures that are 100% innocent go me    
 I need to go out more
Yay I uploaded pictures that are 100% innocent go me
I need to go out more
#40 to #39 - midgety (10/11/2013) [-]
Its true I promise
Its true I promise
#6 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
#7 to #6 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
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#28 to #7 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
when that happens you go back to the top darling
User avatar #30 to #28 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
why do you keep calling me darling.
#31 to #30 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
why wouldnt i darling
#35 to #34 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
so is there anything you would like to talk about darling
#36 to #35 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
i would stay to chat but i have to get to sleep, ill be sure to hello tomorrow.
i would stay to chat but i have to get to sleep, ill be sure to hello tomorrow.
#37 to #36 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
goodnight darling
#29 to #28 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
thats pretty smart.
thats pretty smart.
#4 - anonexplains (08/13/2013) [-]
No we don't want a FJ Chatroom.

and even if, its Darius Negrophallus's Job to include this.
User avatar #3 - tarnis (08/13/2013) [-]
girguy i summon you
User avatar #5 to #3 - girguy (08/13/2013) [-]
k
#2 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
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