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Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
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#421411 - That's cheating 4 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#421403 - Picture 9 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#421381 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 17 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#421383 - phanact (15 minutes ago) [-]
#421362 - Eh, about the same here. 29 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#421353 - Hey Dino How're you doing?  [+] (2 new replies) 30 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #421358 - DinosaurLassie (29 minutes ago) [-]
Tired as shit.
You?
User avatar #421362 - tariv (29 minutes ago) [-]
Eh, about the same here.
#421348 - Have fun getting drunk before you're supposed to 31 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#421347 - Get acid burn from too many salt and vinegar chips. Only m… 31 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#421297 - *county  [+] (1 new reply) 54 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #421298 - phanact (54 minutes ago) [-]
yeah that
#421292 - Yeah, it's not happening. WotC has the online aspect under loc… 56 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#421284 - I didn't actually read anything about it. I just posted a link  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #421287 - phanact (59 minutes ago) [-]
I know
Hmm okay
User avatar #421292 - tariv (56 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, it's not happening. WotC has the online aspect under lock and key.
Everything else seems shady at best.

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User avatar #110 - tariv ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
stickied by tariv
For future reference, and in case anyone explores my profile:

"The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out before us. We see the same things every day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us.
And no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.
This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can:
**** .
THAT.
**** .
"
-Randall Munroe
#181 - tariv ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Test
Test
#182 to #181 - tariv ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
More test
More test
#169 - zealotgold (02/24/2015) [-]
hey tariv how are you?
#170 to #169 - tariv ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Pretty good. You?
#171 to #170 - zealotgold (02/24/2015) [-]
just got out of a flutter session and feeling great though its still to hard type right now
#172 to #171 - tariv ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
That's great. Good to hear.

I'm jealous, I wish my hooves were working properly.
#173 to #172 - zealotgold (02/24/2015) [-]
heh just sucks typing i dont think you want that! though i might go hit the spa up soon, my wings are starting to get sore again
heh just sucks typing i dont think you want that! though i might go hit the spa up soon, my wings are starting to get sore again
#174 to #173 - tariv ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Are you kidding? Even with the struggle of typing I'd be so elated I wouldn't even care.
Are you kidding? Even with the struggle of typing I'd be so elated I wouldn't even care.
#175 to #174 - zealotgold (02/24/2015) [-]
haha i do love having them! its just still a little weird   
   
 but mostly my wings make me very happy, i feel more alive and warm with them, and everytime i see them and touch them i just burst in to a big smile
haha i do love having them! its just still a little weird

but mostly my wings make me very happy, i feel more alive and warm with them, and everytime i see them and touch them i just burst in to a big smile
#176 to #175 - tariv ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
You have visual stimuli? Jealousy overload.
#177 to #176 - zealotgold (02/24/2015) [-]
mhmm! why i also dislike shirts heh i just love watching me wings flutter   
   
 and sorry for bragging bout them its just so cool!
mhmm! why i also dislike shirts heh i just love watching me wings flutter

and sorry for bragging bout them its just so cool!
#178 to #177 - tariv ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm actually going to be doing a session and hitting the sack in a few, so maybe tonight's the night.
#179 to #178 - zealotgold (02/24/2015) [-]
the best of luck! i hope you can see them! and i wanna hear how it went as well you get back tomorrow or later!
#180 to #179 - tariv ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Will do, see you around Flutters.
User avatar #147 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
When you get on, I have a question about your hypnosis sessions...

I dunno if you did the 2.0 or 3.0 for Twilight, however both kind of relate.

At the end of the transformation, and before the triggers are taught, they go "Four legged <something> and a swooshing tail, all yours to enjoy and play in. And you can go back to this state at any time"
I don't know if they say the same for you but what in all of Equestria do they say after 'four legged'
#168 to #147 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Best of luck with the session.
User avatar #148 to #147 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
In my v3 files it's "gait" that's said after "four-legged"
User avatar #149 to #148 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I was asking wiggly and he assumed it was that.

Thank you, it was bothering me so much
User avatar #150 to #149 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
No problem. I may have done an entire session just to check.
User avatar #151 to #150 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
Awww, I'm sorry :c
I mean unless you wanted to :#
User avatar #152 to #151 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
It was a win-win. I do a session and get you the info you wanted.
User avatar #153 to #152 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
How have yours been going?
User avatar #154 to #153 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I still haven't gotten the horn imposed and I may have inadvertently imposed wings.

Don't mind if I vanish for a bit, I have to run a couple errands here shortly.
User avatar #155 to #154 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
Ummm, are you doing alicorn or ?
User avatar #156 to #155 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
No, the Twilight files have her as a regular unicorn, which is why I say inadvertently. It seems I imparted a suggestion on myself.
#157 to #156 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
Is that a bad thing?   
   
I mean I think it'd be cool to impose wings on myself... but I haven't tried and don't think I will try.
Is that a bad thing?

I mean I think it'd be cool to impose wings on myself... but I haven't tried and don't think I will try.
#158 to #157 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I think I ended up imposing them because I knew Twilight is supposed to have wings, yet the files don't add them. I'm pretty sure it's not a bad thing, since she does have them. The only time Rarity has wings is when she gets those butterfly wings that Twi casts on her, so you adding wings might cause odd effects.
#159 to #158 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
Wings certainly would be cool, but yeah it isn't part of Rarity.

Would be nice though, but it would just complicate things.
I think, however, I understand the legs now...

Also, what is this guys problem? www.funnyjunk.com/pt15/333086#333086
#160 to #159 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
For me the legs just end up shifting to the equine form, it's hard for me to explain what goes on. How did you end up rationalizing it?

I think I'm also starting to get the tail and hindquarters to change.

I think when he is talking about hypocrisy he's referring to the fact that he believes you've basically swapped anime and ponies in this quote in reference to this board. "anime and lack of respect for ponies ruined that board" Of course not realizing that there are places for the animus to be posted and this isn't one of them.
#161 to #160 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
I had to focus on certain pictures and understand them.

Like... okay, the thighs of my leg, those kinda bend backwards. Normally, humans stand straight up. Their leg is an extension of a straight line of their body, however, as a pony, my legs bend inward 90 degrees pretty much and then go down, very much like a right angle in my mind. Pony legs are also broken up into two parts, except humans have knees and ponies kinda have their weird shaped hips, so I treat my thigh kinda like its where my cutie mark would start, on my hip, all the way till where my ''knee'' as a pony would be. I wish I could explain it.

Yeah but I fail to see what he means, and he refuses to listen to a single bit of questioning or logic at all that I say.
#162 to #161 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
My preexisting knowledge of equine anatomy helped a bit. Knowing how some of the bones were connected. The only issue I have is that the way the hooves are described doesn't really match with how the skeletal structure works, of course they are a bit abstract with the actual limb transformation, so there is room to adjust my interpretation to work better for me.
#163 to #162 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
That certainly helps. I've just come up with my mental image of how they should be.

They don't bend backwards, well, I dunno. My other thing is, I was reading the threads there, trying to figure out how it works. Apparently, a lot of ponies master the hypnosis and then keep themselves in their pony bodies all the time. Like, physically they're a human but mentally they're in their pony form. Like, their hands work as hands, but they see them as hooves. I kinda want that... That's how I'd like it.

#164 to #163 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Honestly, I'm kind of the same way. If I could get to that level I'd be so happy.
Fortunately, my headcanon should help with the hands/hooves bit. I've always seen it as everypony is capable of creating a small, localized, telekinetic field around their forehooves, which is what allows items to be picked up an manipulated like they do.
#165 to #164 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
Okay good, so I'm not a weirdo for wanting that... thankfully. I thought it was a bit weird to make that my goal, but I think it would be fun.

I just, they're hooves. Yeah they can work like hands, because Equestria has too many things that are very human-like, that if it were 100% designed for ponies, which it isn't because its a kids show, it wouldn't be like that so it has to be safely assumed that the ponies can use their hooves like we would hands.
#166 to #165 - tariv ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, since there are definitely not fingers, there has to be some way they manipulate things, and the logical conclusion is magic.
#167 to #166 - phanact (02/13/2015) [-]
Only here, and in Equestria, is magic a logical conclusion

I think I'm going to do a session since I fell asleep during mine last night
#135 - zealotgold (02/10/2015) [-]
HEY tariv!!!! so this idea came to me, no idea if you like space, but i did some modifcations to the original and i thought you would enjoy it
User avatar #136 to #135 - tariv ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
That's really cool. What was the original?
User avatar #140 to #138 - tariv ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
It's neat. I like it. Thanks Zealot.
User avatar #141 to #140 - zealotgold (02/10/2015) [-]
mhmm! i might add some changes to it in the future, but for some reason this popped in my head and i thought you would really like it
User avatar #142 to #141 - tariv ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
What do you think of it as my header?
#143 to #142 - zealotgold (02/10/2015) [-]
i love it haha
i love it haha
User avatar #144 to #143 - tariv ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
I've revised the color scheme to better match the header.
I'm pretty sure it's just FJ default +1 darkness.
User avatar #145 to #144 - zealotgold (02/10/2015) [-]
heh hey it works right? haha and it all looks sick now!
User avatar #139 to #138 - zealotgold (02/10/2015) [-]
here is the better one
#137 to #136 - zealotgold (02/10/2015) [-]
it was this but i feel the emptiness of space and ugg i still see some flaws >.>
User avatar #111 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
Since, I can't exactly respond to > www.funnyjunk.com/pt15/308236#308236 directly due to being blocked from the board, I suppose I'll just say it here although you'd likely not care to hear.
Though I understand that what I'm doing seems to be the same **** I'm saying was a problem, all I'm doing is ironic, or sarcastic humor.
Those tend to be the only forms of humor that I enjoy using.
So, while it kinda seems like I hate ponies, hate the community, or wish to stir trouble, a majority of the problem seems to be that people see the ironic *********** as literally just ******** on the community, which is totally understandable.
And while the conversation with Phanny seemed to suggest that I'd been doing an absurd amount of *********** , it was considerably minimal overall and was only particularly much tonight.
Whatever though, I'm not going to waste your time trying to defend my favored type of posting, and it's not like Phanny is going to be willing to give me a second chance (although I wouldn't ask for it).
In fact, don't even respond to that, I don't wish to talk about it at all, and im retrospect I probably shouldn't have wasted time typing this.
Though, I would like to ask what you mean by "tumblristic ******** ," because to me there is not a single thing about the situation that has anything to do with angsty teenaged girls or memes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - tariv ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
I know you were being sarcastic/ironic, and I get that. I've seen you around on the thread before, and it was usually fine. Honestly, I've gotten a chuckle from a few of your posts. For some reason tonight's really pissed me off, even before Phan's complaints.

The particular string of comments between you and I was very tumblr-y (what with the "oppression"), and, despite the obvious sarcasm it was steeped in, bothered me.

I left the board several years back, shortly before it became /autism/, due to the fact that it was changing in ways I didn't like. I decided to return not long ago due to a conversation I'd had with an IRL friend. I came back to find a lack of a brony board in the list. Afraid of the worst I tried various things and somehow managed to end up on Phanny's board. I reintroduced myself and was warmly greeted. I found old friends and made new ones.

I don't want posts of the type you were making to become the norm or in any way common.

Maybe it's your type of humor, but I'm not a fan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - phanact (02/09/2015) [-]
Now he's alt evading
#114 to #113 - tariv ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Why do I even ******* bother trying to explain if he's just going to continue with this ******** ?
User avatar #116 to #114 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
to be fair, I didn't even make any rude comments on the alt account.
#120 to #116 - tariv ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
"If you're blocked for a day, or even a week, and you decide to evade your block (because I can check this) then I'll only extend the block."

Dude, it's right there.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
Yeaaaaaaaaah, didn't read the rules.
Though, I figured the ban wasn't gonna end because I wasn't given any direct indication that it was timed.
#122 to #121 - tariv ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Well I found your first issue
User avatar #123 to #122 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
Well reading the rules wouldn't have made me not make the comments I did, so that still keeps that issue there.
Mostly because I don't see which rules in particular are broken by ironic comments because the intended message from those comments are supposed to be positive overall.
User avatar #124 to #123 - tariv ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
"Note that no one is blocked unless they've given me a good reason"

User discretion.
User avatar #125 to #124 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
I'd argue that being banned on my first offense of doing something a few people didn't like isn't right, especially when Phan decided to escalate the situation with insulting banter rather than straight discussion on the topic, but I'm not a mod so it doesn't matter.
User avatar #126 to #125 - tariv ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Dude, if you had just stopped nothing would have happened. I'm not him, I can't speak for him, so I don't know for sure, but I can imagine that if you maybe asked why he was getting pissy this conversation wouldn't be happening right now.
User avatar #127 to #126 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
You're right that I shouldn't be directing this towards you, but after being banned immediately after the only time I'd been told to not do something you can imagine I'm a bit more than mildly dissapointed with how the situation was handled.
#130 to #127 - tariv ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
It's not like you can appeal the block. I can understand how you feel, but you're kinda going to have to live with it.
User avatar #131 to #130 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
I can handle being blocked, but I'm the kind of person who doesn't become okay with what others do easily.
I'll wait, though.
User avatar #115 to #114 - phanact (02/09/2015) [-]
Because he's a user from /autism/ who refuses to change
User avatar #117 to #115 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
I didn't say I wouldn't listen did I?
User avatar #118 to #117 - phanact (02/09/2015) [-]
No. You're right that you didn't.

But you showed me otherwise.
User avatar #128 to #118 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
If you could maybe tell me how long the original ban and current ban are I might consider being more okay with this situation.
User avatar #129 to #128 - phanact (02/09/2015) [-]
It was just gonna be like 24 hrs but you made me angry by evading (As it says in the sticky that you didn't read not to do) so now its until I feel like it

So probably at least a few days till I look through my block list
User avatar #132 to #129 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
Wouldn't have tried to evade if you told me how long it was gonna be tbh.
User avatar #133 to #132 - phanact (02/09/2015) [-]
"Note that no one is blocked unless they've given me a good reason, or if they've pissed off a lot of people at once which has happened. Note that blocking users for spamming here is a nicer way of doing things, rather than flagging them and banning them from the site. If you're blocked for a day, or even a week, and you decide to evade your block (because I can check this) then I'll only extend the block. "
User avatar #134 to #133 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
"If you're blocked for a day, or even a week," implies that you can be blocked for longer, so I just assumed you'd permabanned me or banned me for such a long time that by the time I'd come back I wouldn't even care anymore.
User avatar #119 to #118 - theguyweallhate (02/09/2015) [-]
By posting positive comments on an alt account in an attempt to contribute to conversations in a way that wouldn't irritate you?
Or are you talking about something else?
#81 to #80 - tariv ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 - Vpirate ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
You.

A long time ago, you spend I'd say a good hour dumping Fluttershy pictures for me when I was feeling depressed.

I never got to thank you for that.

Thank you. So much.

I still go back to that thread of Flutters anytime I feel bad.
User avatar #104 to #75 - tariv ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Hey, you there. You are a person from my past. I left FunnyJunk for a great period of time. I have now returned and am trying to find people from while I was still around. You are one of those people.
User avatar #105 to #104 - Vpirate ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Hey man
I remember you.
User avatar #106 to #105 - tariv ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Yes, it is likely that you do given the fact that there is a reminder right up there.

So how are you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - Vpirate ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
I'm pretty good, man. Life's been decent.
I've come much farther along than that kid up there 2 years ago.

How have you been?
#108 to #107 - tariv ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Pretty good. College stuff is happening now. Actually learning stuff. I've got a job that is pretty good despite being food service. One of my IRL friends mentioned FunnyJunk and I figured it would be a good time to come back and see what's new.

Turns out things are pretty cool. I've been on Pony Thread 15 most of the time. I might actually do that item game thing as an off-hand time waster. I've met back up with some old-timers. Made friends with new folks.

I was kinda indifferent before writing this comment, but things are going pretty well now that I look at it.
#76 to #75 - tariv ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
No problem. I'm glad to help.
#62 - ghirahn (08/08/2012) [-]
I see a coming ********* my friend.
Take this with you.
#45 - tariv ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Hey, you might need this.
User avatar #46 to #128 - tariv ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Thanks me.
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