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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tariv/
Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
Location:Corn Hell
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Total Comments Made:28010
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#2 - Where's Scootabot? 1 hour ago on Scoot Scoot Scoot +1
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#17 - Bill Wurtz  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on Self-esteem +1
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#19 - caseh (05/26/2016) [-]
Thank you
#15 - Hey, that's stickied on my profile comments. Then again, I wou… 05/26/2016 on Self-esteem 0
#11732771 - The **** you lookin' for, orange-y  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on My Little Board® +1
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#23 - padrinobel (05/23/2016) [-]
Best one imo
#19 - tariv (05/23/2016) [-]
Thanks, man

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#1364 - tariv
(02/28/2016) [-]
stickied by tariv
#110 - tariv
(01/23/2015) [+] (1 child)
stickied by tariv
For future reference, and in case anyone explores my profile:

"The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out before us. We see the same things every day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us.
And no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.
This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can:
****.
THAT.
****.
"
-Randall Munroe
#1393 to #110 - tariv
(03/05/2016) [-]
“The plain fact is that the planet does not need more successful people. But it does desperately need more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers, and lovers of every kind. It needs people who live well in their places. It needs people of moral courage willing to join the fight to make the world habitable and humane. And these qualities have little to do with success as we have defined it.”
-David W. Orr
#1540 - rubusguy (05/19/2016) [-]
#1541 to #1540 - tariv (05/19/2016) [-]
Hey, it's "MLP anime" guy. What're you doing here?
#1543 to #1541 - rubusguy (05/19/2016) [-]
splittin`ur log
#1542 to #1541 - rubusguy (05/19/2016) [-]
being epic
#1525 - rubusguy (05/12/2016) [-]
GIF
#1526 to #1525 - tariv (05/12/2016) [-]
Hi there
#1527 to #1526 - rubusguy (05/12/2016) [-]
#1528 to #1527 - tariv (05/12/2016) [-]
GIF
So what brings you to my profile?
#1529 to #1528 - rubusguy (05/12/2016) [-]
> this glorious quality rez.

is dere an anime of muh lil poneh???????!?!?!?!?!!!!!??
#1530 to #1529 - tariv (05/12/2016) [-]
Ah, yes, that thing, and the ensuing argument. That was something.

Are you serious on that last bit or?
#1531 to #1530 - rubusguy (05/12/2016) [-]
serious as a hart-attack
#1532 to #1531 - tariv (05/12/2016) [-]
GIF
There isn't an anime but it did get rebooted back in 2010, if you aren't aware.
The new series is pretty awesome and cute.
Gif related.
#1533 to #1532 - rubusguy (05/12/2016) [-]
> twi`s FW
> twi`s FW
#1534 to #1533 - twi (05/12/2016) [-]
Ur correct
#1537 to #1536 - rubusguy (05/13/2016) [-]
Full body plz
#1538 to #1537 - twi (05/13/2016) [-]
ntr is filth
#1539 to #1538 - rubusguy (05/14/2016) [-]
> Molestia
#1522 - wigglyjr (05/03/2016) [-]
Also dat lewd with Cam.
#1523 to #1522 - tariv (05/03/2016) [-]
You can't stop me!
#1524 to #1523 - wigglyjr (05/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, I know.
#1492 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
/gay/362182#362182 unless you saw it already i give this to you to save because you are just adorable
#1513 to #1492 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
Hun, don't pin anything on "fate." Your fate is what you make it. Go do what you want with your life.

Also, I don't really think innocent is a word I'd use to describe you, to be completely honest.
#1514 to #1513 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
what do you describe me as
#1515 to #1514 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
A kind, sweet guy, who's maybe a little confused about things.
#1516 to #1515 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
GIF
oh wow
i tihnk im just like fluttershy during season 1
#1517 to #1516 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
You might be right
#1518 to #1517 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
guess i better increase that folder
#1519 to #1518 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
If you want to, sure
#1520 to #1519 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
actually
which folder shall i start increasing first
#1521 to #1520 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
I dunno man, roll a die or something maybe
#1493 to #1492 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
My gods, your butt is amazing~
Just, unf~

You're the cute one!
#1494 to #1493 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
you should show me you sometime. i wanna see how big it is
#1495 to #1494 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
My butt, orrrrr?
I'm still willing to send that mug shot
#1496 to #1495 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
that big thingy in the front im not on skype yet
#1497 to #1496 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
From what you've said your's is bigger though.
#1498 to #1497 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
GIF
its just the girth thats thick
#1499 to #1498 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
I thought you said it was 6.5" and mine's only 6"
Mff, girth~
#1500 to #1499 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
its wonderful
#1501 to #1500 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
I'm honestly kinda jealous~
#1502 to #1501 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
but why
#1503 to #1502 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
Increddible butt, large dick.
Jelly~
#1504 to #1503 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
i guess im the perfect top\bottom
#1505 to #1504 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
Apparently so~
You're body is really nice, and I'm jelly~
#1506 to #1505 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
but i have no experience because i never go out
#1507 to #1506 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
I'm sure you'll get practice sooner or later~
#1508 to #1507 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
hopefully
#1509 to #1508 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
Hey, I wouldn't really suggest it, but I bet you could get a one-night-stand with pretty much anyone you wanted.
#1510 to #1509 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2016) [-]
no you are right i dont want to be a sex addict. im too nice for that
#1511 to #1510 - tariv (04/28/2016) [-]
Yeah, no, I wouldn't want that. It's better if there's actual emotion and trust between the people involved.
#1512 to #1511 - totallynatedrake ONLINE
(04/28/2016) [-]
or maybe my fate just wants me to to shoot i dunno be innocent forever?
#1488 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/25/2016) [-]
I'm stopping all webm's because everyone gets too butthurt by them. You never seemed offended but it always seemed like you didn't want to have a reaction either due to drama.
#1489 to #1488 - tariv (04/25/2016) [-]
Honestly the only ones I really had issue with were the ones with Natedrake (or the odd one with Wiggly), since I don't see him as deserving that in any way (and Wiggly since he's my boyfriend sooo).
Everyone else I don't think I know well enough to comment on their deservingness of it.
Except Wiseman himself since taking the piss out of him is basically the entire purpose of your account.
#1490 to #1489 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/25/2016) [-]
Yeah...I never meant to hurt anyone. They were meant as jokes, but I realize I went way too far. So I'm stopping them all, even wiseman ones. It just doesn't feel right anymore.
#1491 to #1490 - tariv (04/25/2016) [-]
Fair enough, dude
#1485 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
#1486 to #1485 - tariv (04/24/2016) [-]
Are you going all in with this one?
#1487 to #1486 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
I dunno. Maybe.
#1483 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
Brony confesses his illegal desires O_o
#1484 to #1483 - tariv (04/23/2016) [-]
GIF
That comment is so played out
#1479 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/22/2016) [-]
#1480 to #1479 - tariv (04/22/2016) [-]
#1481 to #1480 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/22/2016) [-]
#1482 to #1481 - tariv (04/22/2016) [-]
I'm pretty dang sure that some of those users are opposed to that stance.
#1467 - theonetruedashi (04/19/2016) [-]
#1468 to #1467 - tariv (04/19/2016) [-]
That joke doesn't even work with ponies, because, you know, lots of mane colors.
How deep into Derpibooru did you have to go to even find that relic.
#1469 to #1468 - theonetruedashi (04/19/2016) [-]
I just find things shh
#1470 to #1469 - tariv (04/19/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the days when Molestia was actually a thing that people liked. I never did. **** was weird.
#1471 to #1470 - theonetruedashi (04/19/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm just digging through my folders finding the things I never post ever

Also I'm supposed to be off to nap I guess
#1472 to #1471 - tariv (04/19/2016) [-]
What is that even?

Nap by who's orders?
#1473 to #1472 - theonetruedashi (04/19/2016) [-]
Well its a thing, obviously

I'm supposed to nap cuz Jakey is nap and I need nap too so its the best time
Ughhhhggh
#1474 to #1473 - tariv (04/19/2016) [-]
Jakey?
#1475 to #1474 - theonetruedashi (04/19/2016) [-]
Red!
#1476 to #1475 - tariv (04/19/2016) [-]
How the blazes did I forget that one? I'm pretty sure I asked last time you mentioned it too.
How are the two of you doing, anyways?
#1477 to #1476 - theonetruedashi (04/19/2016) [-]
I think I told you last time yeah c:
We're goood
Tired
Nap time
BBL ^_^
#1478 to #1477 - tariv (04/19/2016) [-]
Good to hear.
Now gobed~
See you later~
#1465 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (04/15/2016) [-]
*sigh*. Sorry, I'm being a weirdo again; force of habit. I'll just go.
#1466 to #1465 - tariv (04/15/2016) [-]
Nah, it's not a problem, man. I didn't even see that reply, so. Don't worry about it. At least you stick to the character.