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tarantallegra

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:6/08/2012
Location:Iceland
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Highest Content Rank:#1050
Highest Comment Rank:#1124
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Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
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Subscribers:5
Content Views:426410
Times Content Favorited:1376 times
Total Comments Made:2696
FJ Points:3185
My name is not a reference to Harry Potter. I had no idea what it was when I heard the goddamn song. =_=

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#178 - I'm equal parts flattered and terrified  [+] (3 replies) 05/13/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +4
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#184 - pivotmasterdm (05/13/2015) [-]
Terrified of my cock I know. Most people are intimidated by it.
#200 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
#212 - pivotmasterdm (05/13/2015) [-]
#142 - Last time checked we did.  [+] (2 replies) 05/13/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +2
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#1212 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
I just realized how absolutely retarded that sentence sounds in context of the question.
I meant to say "Last time I checked, we were"
God fucking damn it.
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#145 - joshlol (05/13/2015) [-]
neat
#137 - I come from the land of ice and snow From the midnight su…  [+] (41 replies) 05/13/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +106
#3500 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
My flight got cancelled cus of your damn volcanos
#3394 - cheezersnacks (05/14/2015) [-]
Pretty fuckkin aesthetic, but then again I'm a white supremacist. When it comes to looks
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#3272 - princekyle (05/14/2015) [-]
this is exactly how I imagine all people from iceland.
I imagine they all look exactly like this.
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#3267 - incognitto (05/14/2015) [-]
HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS REFERENCE!!!!

Love that song BTW. <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk
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#2950 - hughjackmanfan (05/14/2015) [-]
legit question. How hard is it to get citizenship in Iceland?
#2747 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
CANADA ! OMG IM FROM THERE TOO ! or Greenland but CANADA
#2616 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
#2474 - anon (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm not interested.


Purely because you're well out of my league.
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#1896 - huashuashuas (05/13/2015) [-]
so if one icelander uses FJ, does that mean 50% of iceland's population uses FJ?
#1478 - truemecid (05/13/2015) [-]
Is the volcano on Island erupting again?

Cuz you are smokin'

Haha...
Haha...
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#1136 - sigmaalphaepsilon (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm heading to Iceland for vacation at the end of August, anywhere in particular that I should or should not visit?
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#1196 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
It's kinda hard for me to answer that because I've lived here all my life and I've grown kinda bored of it all, but the Blue Lagoon is a definite need-to-visit place. If you want natural phenomena, I'd suggest the 'Golden Circle', en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Circle_ (Iceland)
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#1217 - sigmaalphaepsilon (05/13/2015) [-]
Thanks friend! Anything I should check out that isn't super touristy? Any foods I should try? I promise to stop asking questions after this.
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#1245 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
It's no problem! I'm super bad at the non-touristy things though, sorry haha. Regarding food though, not many places have traditional Icelandic food around that time of year, but if offered, definitely try it! Some of it is disgusting, some of it is acceptable, some of it is even pretty good. Other than the traditional food, I think food here is a lot like most other places.
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#1251 - sigmaalphaepsilon (05/13/2015) [-]
Sounds good, thank you for your kindness!
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#1039 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/13/2015) [-]
you could blind people with your whiteness
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#1063 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
It's my superpower, actually.
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#981 - niimajneb (05/13/2015) [-]
ey bby u wan sum fuk just kidding don't know if you remember me from our snapchats
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#835 - tolkienexplain (05/13/2015) [-]
Ertu eitthvað höfuðborgarpakk, aldrei séð þig út á landi?
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#1050 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
Jaa, bý í Hafnarfirðinum. Ólst samt upp úti á landi.
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#642 - wafflekings (05/13/2015) [-]
How can there be snow and ice when someone as hot as you lives there?

Don't read that, I'm horrible at this.
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#1199 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
I stay inside most of the time, that might be the reason.

Thank you, though
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#607 - afrodemon (05/13/2015) [-]
atleast you're not getting hit on by carlos anymore
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#1044 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
Thank god for that.
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#344 - optimussum (05/13/2015) [-]
pure/10
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#170 - bouazizforever (05/13/2015) [-]
Led Zeppelin, Immigrant song?
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#174 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
yep
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#160 - pivotmasterdm (05/13/2015) [-]
Just so you know i'd absolutely fuck your face.
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#178 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm equal parts flattered and terrified
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#184 - pivotmasterdm (05/13/2015) [-]
Terrified of my cock I know. Most people are intimidated by it.
#200 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
#212 - pivotmasterdm (05/13/2015) [-]
#168 - anon (05/13/2015) [-]
How charming. You must be such a stud.
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#177 - pivotmasterdm (05/13/2015) [-]
>>#172,
You know it, faget
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#152 - darealmcfanyt (05/13/2015) [-]
Oh you mean the place where people talk in the language of tongue twisting.
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#161 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
exactly.
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#141 - joshlol (05/13/2015) [-]
Icelandic people are real?
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#143 - fausticorn (05/13/2015) [-]
no
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#142 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
Last time checked we did.
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#1212 - tarantallegra (05/13/2015) [-]
I just realized how absolutely retarded that sentence sounds in context of the question.
I meant to say "Last time I checked, we were"
God fucking damn it.
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#145 - joshlol (05/13/2015) [-]
neat
#81 - hell yeah 05/13/2015 on Cute Kpop 0
#158 - I really like your drawings btw  [+] (2 replies) 05/10/2015 on Draw with Funny Junk +1
#170 - mizzdepp (05/10/2015) [-]
You are really beautiful !
#173 - tarantallegra (05/10/2015) [-]
Thank you so much
#25 - She's putting something in his toothpaste container.  [+] (1 reply) 05/07/2015 on No, not the bees!! 0
#26 - oinos (05/07/2015) [-]
10/10 I'd still tap it.

I'd shave with whipcream.
I'd brush with glue.
I'd let her ruin the company rented rental car.
I'd lul at the box seat.
I'd praise the gods she bought her own lingerie and whip for later.
I'd even say "thank you" for the stripper cop she sent to bust me.

Then I'd smash. Hard. Full Hulk action on her sorry ass. Her birthing canal would look like an Indy Race's pit stop, cause there'd be all kinds-a rekt shit up in there.