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Interests: Music, Dancing, Drawing, Writing, Reading, Anime, Manga
Date Signed Up:6/08/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Iceland
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My name is not a reference to Harry Potter. I had no idea what it was when I heard the goddamn song. =_=

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#43 - I haven't laughed this hard in ages, holy crap. 12/30/2013 on Merry Holiday 0
#119 - My friend told me that when she was in Japan she was in just a… 12/30/2013 on No, we're Japanese... 0
#121 - Sorry, I didn't get the joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Jokes 0
#122 - mehy (12/30/2013) [-]
#120 - Whoa. Oh Yeah. Now I feel really ******* … 12/30/2013 on Jokes 0
#30 - But she wouldn't get her period anyways if she was pregnant …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Jokes 0
#75 - mamabama (12/29/2013) [-]
dude she didn't know she was pregnant
#43 - mehy (12/29/2013) [-]
Go back from where you came please...you are way too dumb for this site !
User avatar #121 - tarantallegra (12/30/2013) [-]
Sorry, I didn't get the joke.
#122 - mehy (12/30/2013) [-]
#7 - Not really. I still freak out every single time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on only 50s girls will get this +2
#10 - infernalinsolence (12/29/2013) [-]
I know when to expect it thanks to medication and I still get annoyed and freak out.
#17 - If she's pregnant... She doesn't need a ******* …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Jokes +28
User avatar #42 - dflash (12/29/2013) [-]
You missed the whole entire joke. The tampon is used to see if she is pregnant.... If there's cotton on it when she takes it out, no nigger baby. But if the cotton is picked, then she's going to have a nigger baby.
User avatar #120 - tarantallegra (12/30/2013) [-]
Whoa.
Oh
Yeah.
Now I feel really fucking dumb.
I'm sorry
User avatar #40 - djjeroenski (12/29/2013) [-]
but if she doens't know she does probably
#20 - mamabama (12/29/2013) [-]
well it says she found out that she's pregnant after that happend
User avatar #30 - tarantallegra (12/29/2013) [-]
But she wouldn't get her period anyways if she was pregnant
then why was she stuffing a tampon up her vagina?
#75 - mamabama (12/29/2013) [-]
dude she didn't know she was pregnant
#43 - mehy (12/29/2013) [-]
Go back from where you came please...you are way too dumb for this site !
User avatar #121 - tarantallegra (12/30/2013) [-]
Sorry, I didn't get the joke.
#122 - mehy (12/30/2013) [-]
#311 - Ever been so scared your bowl of coffee covered the entire roo… 12/29/2013 on I remember this, i was... +2
#57 - I can confirm this. For I am currently listening to Carry … 12/28/2013 on Mfw playing badass music +1
#4 - Picture 12/28/2013 on Arachnophobia anyone? +2
#209 - Oh and also "Where did the Korean war happen?" 12/28/2013 on "I don't believe in dinosaurs" +1
#207 - "No, no, no, I'm not going to England. Silly person, I'm …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on "I don't believe in dinosaurs" +1
User avatar #209 - tarantallegra (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh and also
"Where did the Korean war happen?"
#17 - Is that a ******* eyelash curler on the table? 12/28/2013 on you saw that coming 0
#41 - Dear ******* god. I'm on season 7 right now a… 12/28/2013 on Banana +1
#269 - ...I'm female. 12/28/2013 on funnyjunk 0
#31 - **** , I'm pretty damn gay myself and I spend 95% …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2013 on funnyjunk -1
#68 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
You take dicks up your ass.
User avatar #269 - tarantallegra (12/28/2013) [-]
...I'm female.
#4 - This makes の sense. Get it?  [+] (25 new replies) 12/26/2013 on Trees and their hijinks +100
#56 - doesthislookunsure (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 - OldSnake (12/27/2013) [-]
の, I don't.
#15 - thatonecommunist (12/26/2013) [-]
for anybody who doesn't の, this symbol makes the "no" sound in japanese.

the more you の
#16 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
の しいと しゆるろく
User avatar #44 - tohsakarin (12/27/2013) [-]
noshii toshiyu ruroku.
i don't get it.
User avatar #46 - tohsakarin (12/27/2013) [-]
i suppose he means しゅ, not しゆ though.
#32 - toguro (12/26/2013) [-]
#17 - thatonecommunist (12/26/2013) [-]
Pfft, i don't know that much japanese shit, negro.
#27 - nebuelaeus (12/26/2013) [-]
noshiitoshururoku (i dont know where to put the spaces as i dont know what the individual words are(other than roku which is 6 but i dont know if it is just part of another word))
i dont know what those words mean yet but in Japanese you can omit the obvious subject (which would be before no) and no goes after a subject to show ownership, which leads me to believe he was saying "the more you know" since (according to google translate) it is "Yori ōku no anata ga shitte iru" and they have quite a bit in common (anata means you)
User avatar #31 - crazyanimefreak (12/26/2013) [-]
or no shit sherlock ;) (no shitto shururoku)
#57 - nebuelaeus (12/27/2013) [-]
ah, i had assumed he was actually writing in Japanese, not just using the alphabet. well i wasted my time
User avatar #45 - tohsakarin (12/27/2013) [-]
oh, yea. kek.

それが本とに面白いだね
User avatar #48 - crazyanimefreak (12/27/2013) [-]
Sorry I can only read hiragana ;p
Sorega (dunno the other character) toni (no clue) Igene is all I can get from this( and I'm not sure if that is even right )
User avatar #51 - KIKORBV (12/27/2013) [-]
Is there any way you can help me with some basic Japanese? I have recently entered the anime wonder world and want really hard to be able to read and speak a bit of that shit
User avatar #60 - tohsakarin (12/28/2013) [-]
Study for hours a day and find Japanese people to speak to.
That's how you do it.

The realistic way to do it is to immerse yourself into the language as much as you can; listen to Japanese music, watch movies (anime I guess, but the inflection isn't good to learn on), read visual novels in English and compare what you hear from the voice actors to what you read, and find as many Japanese people you can to befriend.

Also study a bit, buy a textbook and start reading, then speak in Japanese to people/write a letter to a Japanese pen pal to the greatest extent you can.

Just experience the language as much as you can, and you will be there in no time, I mean half a decade.
#58 - nebuelaeus (12/27/2013) [-]
what do you want to know, im taking japanese right now?
User avatar #53 - crazyanimefreak (12/27/2013) [-]
I am not that good in Japanese yet.
You should ask tohsakarin, he seems to know his stuff ^^
User avatar #54 - KIKORBV (12/27/2013) [-]
Ok, I will. Thx for the reply anyway
User avatar #50 - tohsakarin (12/27/2013) [-]
sore ga honto ni omoshiroi da ne.
That's pretty funny.
User avatar #55 - KIKORBV (12/27/2013) [-]
As I asked crazyanimefreak, is there any way you can help me with some basic Japanese? I have recently entered the anime wonder world and want really hard to be able to read and speak a bit of that shit.
User avatar #52 - crazyanimefreak (12/27/2013) [-]
aah okay, seems that I still get confused with Ke and Ta. (not sure why since they are so different )
User avatar #61 - tohsakarin (12/28/2013) [-]
Happens to the best of us, i still confuse hi and mi sometimes.
#28 - nebuelaeus (12/26/2013) [-]
either this ^
or he was saying this according google translate (Sur record and arbitrariness of)
User avatar #5 - alos (12/26/2013) [-]
は は は

I get it
#14 - hurzg (12/26/2013) [-]

#8 - YESUNG. 12/26/2013 on selfie tho +1
#242 - Elfen Leid. It's pretty ******* good. 12/26/2013 on A reminder that anime is... 0
#217 - Yesssssssssssss 12/26/2013 on Satan 0
#54 - No problem 12/26/2013 on RARE GIF: Not so perfect Asian 0
#16 - Picture 12/25/2013 on RARE GIF: Not so perfect Asian +25
#15 - Oh my god it's Nana and Lizzy from After School  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on RARE GIF: Not so perfect Asian +4
User avatar #19 - fjgj (12/25/2013) [-]
I thought it was them! Thanks for confirming
#54 - tarantallegra (12/26/2013) [-]
No problem
#16 - tarantallegra (12/25/2013) [-]
#14 - Girls get gift-cards for plastic surgery when they graduate fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on RARE GIF: Not so perfect Asian +4
User avatar #25 - lysandrex (12/26/2013) [-]
you're shittin' me
User avatar #40 - yunoknow (12/26/2013) [-]
we hope we were, dude, we hope we were.
#5 - Not the gif I meant to post but that works too I guess. 12/23/2013 on Accordion Style Blubber +1
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User avatar #67 - plataeiou (11/24/2014) [-]
k-kohaaai
User avatar #68 to #67 - tarantallegra (11/24/2014) [-]
S-Senpai!
User avatar #69 to #68 - plataeiou (11/24/2014) [-]
K-kohai~ S-so kawaii~desu!
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarantallegra (11/25/2014) [-]
Ah~ Thank you senpai!
User avatar #71 to #70 - plataeiou (11/26/2014) [-]
Y-you're welcome~!
User avatar #64 - zaiopeperse (11/14/2014) [-]
All aboaed the random virtual hug train
User avatar #65 to #64 - tarantallegra (11/14/2014) [-]
hahaha, ain't no brakes on the hug train!
User avatar #66 to #65 - zaiopeperse (11/14/2014) [-]
indeedly'o ol' chap or chapette
User avatar #63 to #62 - tarantallegra (06/23/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #60 - hotpost (02/16/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #61 to #60 - tarantallegra (02/16/2014) [-]
I know, right?
User avatar #59 to #58 - tarantallegra (09/25/2013) [-]
Dafuq
#56 - ghast (07/21/2013) [-]
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#57 to #56 - tarantallegra (07/21/2013) [-]
I just fangirled so hard I fell off my bed.
I just fangirled so hard I fell off my bed.
#53 to #52 - YaoiShawolLove (12/07/2012) [-]
we haven't spoken in aaaaaaaaaages...
we haven't spoken in aaaaaaaaaages...
User avatar #45 - chinksfaptoo (12/02/2012) [-]
Hi K-pop lover!
#46 to #45 - tarantallegra (12/02/2012) [-]
hello :D
hello :D
User avatar #47 to #46 - chinksfaptoo (12/02/2012) [-]
do you know what synchtube is?


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#49 to #47 - tarantallegra (12/02/2012) [-]
URL deleted D:   
send it to me in PM :D
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send it to me in PM :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - chinksfaptoo (12/02/2012) [-]
look below
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User avatar #48 to #47 - chinksfaptoo (12/02/2012) [-]
http://www.synchtube .com /r/DDCVBN
User avatar #43 - thepyras (11/18/2012) [-]
You told me happy birthday, thank you, kind stranger.
User avatar #44 to #43 - tarantallegra (11/18/2012) [-]
no problem :'D
for some reason the comment got deleted.
Not sure why though...
looks like I deleted it, but I didn't...
#22 - YaoiShawolLove (10/24/2012) [-]
have I scared you away?!
have I scared you away?!
#23 to #22 - tarantallegra (10/24/2012) [-]
Nooooo, I've just been so busy :'D
Nooooo, I've just been so busy :'D
#31 to #23 - YaoiShawolLove (10/25/2012) [-]
oh I'm sorry! I hope I'm not being a bother.
oh I'm sorry! I hope I'm not being a bother.
#32 to #31 - tarantallegra (10/25/2012) [-]
nononono, it's fiine :D   
Also we are being victimized by timezones.   
Where in the world are you? OTL
nononono, it's fiine :D
Also we are being victimized by timezones.
Where in the world are you? OTL
#40 to #32 - YaoiShawolLove (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm currently in San Diego, CA. And yourself?
I'm currently in San Diego, CA. And yourself?
#41 to #40 - tarantallegra (10/26/2012) [-]
Iceland ;_____;
Iceland ;_____;
#42 to #41 - YaoiShawolLove (10/26/2012) [-]
oh noes... ; - ;
oh noes... ; - ;
#19 - theeuberninja (08/22/2012) [-]
grammar NAZI!!
#20 to #19 - tarantallegra (08/22/2012) [-]
INDEED.
INDEED.
User avatar #8 - avatarisawesome (08/17/2012) [-]
Íslendingur?
User avatar #9 to #8 - tarantallegra (08/18/2012) [-]
Jebb :D
User avatar #18 to #17 - tarantallegra (08/18/2012) [-]
Smashing. Gaman að finna fleiri Íslendinga hér.
Vandræðaleg móment þegar ég skrifa eitthvað pottþétt vitlaust útaf því að ég er eginlega betri í Ensku en Íslensku, Just to let you know.
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