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#10 - How to reprogram cannons with french businessman!" ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on help tf2 please +3
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#11 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
How building healing bot as technician?"
how fighter guy play trumpet"
As science hillbilly, how do I deploy a tiny robo-cop?"
why to build turret as construction worker!"
How to shoot annoying baseball player?"
How to pretend to die as french businessman"
how ski mask guy listen to radio"
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how somali pirate get pegleg"
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how texas man get can opener hand"
how astronaut suit eat candy" how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand" where vladimir putin find boxing glove"
#9 - how do i fly as demonstration man" what button make a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2013 on help tf2 please +4
#12 - thewalkingfrog (09/09/2013) [-]
some of these made me really happy thank you
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#13 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
np
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#10 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
How to reprogram cannons with french businessman!"
how eyeball shoot eyeballs!!!"
how make u.s. marine go air force?"
How to make construction worker build gas pump?"
when can carpenter put soda machine"
How make Gun as Bob the Builder"
go play with your building blocks"
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How do I street fighter move as the fireman???????????"
as the American guy, how do I use my jetpack"
how to raise flag as patriot?!"
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#11 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
How building healing bot as technician?"
how fighter guy play trumpet"
As science hillbilly, how do I deploy a tiny robo-cop?"
why to build turret as construction worker!"
How to shoot annoying baseball player?"
How to pretend to die as french businessman"
how ski mask guy listen to radio"
how do boston scoundrel run fast?"
how use chef knife as helmet child?"
how do drinks machine as erection man?"
how do i build disco platform as hank of the hill"
how moorish legend do fast run"
How u jump high as sports player"
how to fly as sold man?"
how speedy hooligan throw christmas ball?"
how country singer play guitar"
how white usain bolt sponsor pepsi"
how coal miner play missile command with wrungler"
where infantry fellow get gunboots?"
how medicine man find supersaw?"
how professorman inside eggshell?"
how somali pirate get pegleg"
how archer wanker shoot fire"
how texas man get can opener hand"
how astronaut suit eat candy" how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand" where vladimir putin find boxing glove"
#176 - Tanukicana, the lamp of Trinity (Road). 09/09/2013 on Myles: the starTAC of... 0
#778 - Lots of these got to me, but this one was just about the worst…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it +3
#800 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
We're the only ones who give a fuck, dictators killing civilians (Syria, Iraq), natural disasters (Haiti, Fukushima), we keep entire countries afloat with our economy. We know its our responsibility because no one will help.
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#832 - flusteredmoose (09/09/2013) [-]
Not exactly keeping them afloat by sending military and in some cases blowing them up.
#847 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
we gave $4 billion to Pakistan, the people hiding Osama
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#859 - flusteredmoose (09/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot how you can bye peoples trust.
#862 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
buy*
and yes we do it, because people try to leach off of us as much as possible instead of doing the right thing
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#878 - flusteredmoose (09/09/2013) [-]
Then you should stop giving money to people so they stop leaching.
#885 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
we don give them money, they dont do anything. The only reason the Arab Spring happened was because the people saw that their government wasn't all powerful anymore...because we removed them
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#860 - flusteredmoose (09/09/2013) [-]
*buy
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#826 - metalmind (09/09/2013) [-]
You created most of those dictatorships.
Just look at IRAQ.
Look at it and be sorry.
Plus nobody asked you to intervene in the middle east.
You attacked because of your lust for oil, and your paranoia about communism.
You are the problem.
You attacked Iraq. Twice.
Even though the terrorists you were supposedly retaliating against were from saudi arabia.
You don't support anybody with your economy, your economy is crumbling and you are a debter Nation to most countries from China to Mexico.
#839 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
created the dictatorship? for the first time woman voted in Iraq. Saddam had his people run through minefields to clear them, and how in the hell does that give us oil? we went from $2.50 a gallon to almost $5. Communism? you understand Stalin starved nearly 13 million people, and N.Korea has to launch missiles for aid?
#822 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
"Keep entire countries afloat"

Your debt is higher than your fucking GDP. Do you even understand how much your country has fucked up?
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#829 - metalmind (09/09/2013) [-]
Plus their debt is real debt, not just the result of people investing in their country.
#827 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
you know why? because we give billions of dollars in aid to developing countries around the world...
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#866 - randomserb (09/09/2013) [-]
Lol because of military spendings.
#810 - randomserb (09/09/2013) [-]
Americans actually believe this.
#820 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
im sorry i failed to see your counterpoint other then calling me stupid
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#831 - randomserb (09/09/2013) [-]
There is this thing called the UN. It polices around. That's not the US's job.
There's also this thing called foreign aid, and not only the US participates.
There's also this thing called the global economy, and it does not equal the US economy.
#857 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
Everyone knows the U.N. is shit, Russia uses a veto against every action
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#861 - randomserb (09/09/2013) [-]
So that gives the US the right to invade countries for personal gain and influence?
#870 - Kasperka (09/09/2013) [-]
we invade to prevent war crimes like gassing your own civilians.... you guys dont talk about how France had airstrikes in Mali just past summer...
#1317 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
The CIA recently admitted to ousting an Iranian leader, who was making leaps and bounds towards creating a great country. Unfortunately his plan icluded the nationalisation of their oil fields, reducing America's cash flow, so naturally he had to go and in came an American briefed guy who completely fucked up. And the rest is bloody history.
TL;DR stop getting all huffy when the nations you dick on decide that you're all being a bunch of cunts
#135 - Pretty good :3 you?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on tanukicana's profile 0
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#136 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
yeh school started again but im fine man
#133 - Ahoy hoy  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on tanukicana's profile 0
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#134 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
how've u been
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#135 - tanukicana (09/03/2013) [-]
Pretty good :3 you?
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#136 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
yeh school started again but im fine man
#692 - **tanukicana rolled a random image posted in comment #591001… 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#280 - 1460, I guess? 08/27/2013 on what is yours, my score is... 0
#135 - The United Kingdom is a country, actually. 08/06/2013 on Name a country 0
#120 - Implying Capraldi isn't already known, though 08/05/2013 on 12th Doctor +1