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tankeruber

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:7/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#4421
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
Content Thumbs: 36 total,  280 ,  244
Comment Thumbs: 8140 total,  11872 ,  3732
Content Level Progress: 67.79% (40/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:14223
Total Comments Made:5376
FJ Points:3120
Favorite Tags: are (2) | fuck (2) | Holy (2)

latest user's comments

#153 - >Implying I am jewish. Cyka, ja mamku ebal tebe, d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on All hail DJ Admin! 0
#155 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
cheeki breeki iv damke
User avatar #156 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
I belive that is ukranian, but points for trying.
#149 - Yeah. You sure are one rowdy burger-man.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on All hail DJ Admin! 0
#152 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
moshi pls, get back into ze oven
User avatar #153 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
>Implying I am jewish.

Cyka, ja mamku ebal tebe, durak takoi, bljad.
#155 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
cheeki breeki iv damke
User avatar #156 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
I belive that is ukranian, but points for trying.
#147 - The children sure like it. >Implying democracy doe…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2014 on All hail DJ Admin! 0
#148 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
oh yeah man we totaly have to give it another shot
#149 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.
You sure are one rowdy burger-man.
#152 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
moshi pls, get back into ze oven
User avatar #153 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
>Implying I am jewish.

Cyka, ja mamku ebal tebe, durak takoi, bljad.
#155 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
cheeki breeki iv damke
User avatar #156 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
I belive that is ukranian, but points for trying.
#141 - Capitalist Pig detected, fire the burgers so he goes chasing a…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2014 on All hail DJ Admin! 0
#145 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
#147 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
The children sure like it.

>Implying democracy doesn't kill people.

Communism would work, if we thought of a version that didn't also include dictatorship.
#148 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
oh yeah man we totaly have to give it another shot
#149 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.
You sure are one rowdy burger-man.
#152 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
moshi pls, get back into ze oven
User avatar #153 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
>Implying I am jewish.

Cyka, ja mamku ebal tebe, durak takoi, bljad.
#155 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
cheeki breeki iv damke
User avatar #156 - tankeruber (05/18/2014) [-]
I belive that is ukranian, but points for trying.
#1 - Comment deleted 05/17/2014 on School story 0
#2 - Aaand they get sued for destruction of property and other things. 05/16/2014 on Badass native american... +1
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Beta Cringe God INCIDENT... +3
#33 - seraslasulia (05/16/2014) [-]
#32 - We did it guys, we have successfully given a piece of bismuth … 05/15/2014 on Amazing dog recovery +1
#97 - Take the pie off chair. Eat pie on now unoccupied chair. What … 05/15/2014 on the important questions in... +3
#52 - This is what came to mind. 05/14/2014 on 2 fast 4 u +2
#185 - Not if you come prepeared. 05/13/2014 on Your average day 0
#183 - Just yell "CYKA DEBIL JA MAMKU EBAL TEBE" and they g…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Your average day 0
User avatar #184 - tatwis (05/13/2014) [-]
If you said that you would get pyzdy or pajibalu
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (05/13/2014) [-]
Not if you come prepeared.
#138 - Living in Estonia, too cold for ******* , too hot for es…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Your average day +1
User avatar #155 - tatwis (05/13/2014) [-]
Too many russians
User avatar #183 - tankeruber (05/13/2014) [-]
Just yell "CYKA DEBIL JA MAMKU EBAL TEBE" and they go away. You get used to them, honest :^).
User avatar #184 - tatwis (05/13/2014) [-]
If you said that you would get pyzdy or pajibalu
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (05/13/2014) [-]
Not if you come prepeared.
#35 - Fudd/10 05/12/2014 on She knows just what to say -1
#44 - Playing in a russian server as the Allies, native voices enabl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on German gaming +6
User avatar #59 - durkadurka (05/10/2014) [-]
Did that once, it was great. We lost though. You'd think they would make better Soviets.
#14 - Comment deleted 05/08/2014 on Skyrim Game 0
#89 - Picture 05/08/2014 on Boobies 0
#151 - Found the post-op 5''2 manlet who chose easymode instead and s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Being someone you're not +2
#155 - hellraizr (05/08/2014) [-]
omfg hilarious thumb fo ya
#132 - >greentexting outside 4chan Do you frequent /mlp/,… 05/07/2014 on ...we are playing Vampire... 0
#168 - - Actually defending EA Good goyim.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Meanwhile on Steam +1
User avatar #204 - lanfearandthecup (05/07/2014) [-]
Dice i great, EA is just a whoring money whore, die EA, and praise dice
#232 - Picture 05/06/2014 on Play the song in the... +7
#231 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Play the song in the... +8
User avatar #257 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
This.. (x
#786 - Picture 05/04/2014 on inconcievable 0
#59 - Picture 05/04/2014 on You have been cultry enrichd +11
#24 - Yes.gif.exe.cmd.bat.html.lua.vmt.vpk.mp4 05/03/2014 on Rubber Hogan +13

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Total unique items point value: 16972 / Total items point value: 43784
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[ 126 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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