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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
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#79 - If I had to choose, i'd take the FJ faggot vs a tumblrtard.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Cookie monster Banking 0
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#80 - oceanfrank (08/30/2015) [-]
What if one makes more sense? I mean we got some pretty huge faggots here like OGdonald or whatever his name is. I'm just saying we don't act like we're any better than them, we just think we are.
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#82 - tankeruber (08/30/2015) [-]
SJW Propaganda < Whatever propaganda is poplar this month in Funnyjunk, this is personal prefrence.
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#102 - rockerforlife (08/30/2015) [-]
This isn't even social justice it's just self-explanatory.
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#83 - oceanfrank (08/30/2015) [-]
Right because we definitely don't go out of our way to highlight the worst part of a site and then make the assessment that the entire site is like that. Isn't that how it goes?
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#84 - tankeruber (08/30/2015) [-]
Never claimed we didn't.
#287 - Nogunz **** off, nukes aren't technically restricted if you ha… 08/30/2015 on Gun Control activists 0
#283 - So nukes should be restricted to the common person, just like … 08/30/2015 on Gun Control activists -1
#238 - "Comparing slavery to guns" Slavery abolished by…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on Donald Trump vs Danny Zuker... +1
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#276 - robinwilliamson (08/31/2015) [-]
A long response like yours was exactly what I was curious about, and hoped there'd be something like it. A test, if you will.

Interesting result.

I mean, way too much you're taking too seriously, and a load of just pointless logical fallacies that didn't need to be included, I don't know if you got your jimmies rustled or what, it kind of detracted from your legitimate substance and makes it way harder to read completely.

But that's probably one of the most devoted comments I've ever seen.
#228 - <--- Assault weapons and why the term is ********. …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Donald Trump vs Danny Zuker... +1
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#277 - robinwilliamson (08/31/2015) [-]
Wow, okay, now I finally got to the "but faggot robinwilliamson presented this as a factual counter to someone's argument"

You are butthurt, I was hoping you wouldn't be, because that's not remotely what I was doing.

The more I read, the more butthurt I hear in your shit and you're not making good points, you're saying so much shit that it's not worth the time to mention everything.

But I have extracted what little substance you did put into this and I'll continue to learn more about gun control, as I was already doing by experimenting with response vs. response using the video.
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#279 - tankeruber (08/31/2015) [-]
I did claim that video flares up my autism everytime, and I finnaly wanted to make a thorough response to that video to link to other people citing it as anti-gun "proof" and whatnot. I could completely approach it from a comedy standpoint, but most cases the video is being paraded around as a legitemate essay supporting gun control, so I treated it as such. As for the random insults and such, it's just how I write in a non-official circumstance.
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#270 - factual (08/30/2015) [-]
it's a fact
#217 - Australians banning guns helping to reduce TOTAL VIOLENT… 08/30/2015 on Donald Trump vs Danny Zuker... +2
#33 - Oh no Trump has ****** insults! Meanwhile Bernie is …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Donald Trump vs Danny Zuker... 0
#140 - installation (08/30/2015) [-]
4/20 businesses
#96 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
sweet jesus, you guys really want him to get elected dont you. All the shit you metioned is fucking ridiculous, you cant seriously belive he is the best option weve got just look at him, he is a rampant clusterfuck.
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#90 - robinwilliamson (08/30/2015) [-]
>Bernie is a communist

Oh boy, you need info
Bernie Sanders: The Vox conversation
#170 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Liked him. Saw this. "We need to make sure that certain types of guns used to kill people, exclusively, not for hunting, should not be sold in the United States of America."
Never gonna get my vote.
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#172 - robinwilliamson (08/30/2015) [-]
I'm curious about this one
The Smartest Answer to Gun Nuts
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#238 - tankeruber (08/30/2015) [-]
"Comparing slavery to guns"
Slavery abolished by Abe Lincoln, founder of the Republican party, who also supported having guns and to this day Republicans fight for Americans doing their own jobs in America, and guns. Yeah, slavery isn't really similliar to owning guns in any way, that comparison is moot, guns are not living beings.

"We have to play it to the 1% that are fuckwits that ruin it for the rest of us."
No we fucking don't, tell them to fuck off, 1% of the population are children who can't chew steak and could suffocate on it, I still want my steak though.

"To keep society moving, we have to gimp ourselves to the lowest possible person."
No, we leave them the fuck behind, his fault for shitty genes/whatever.

"Drug bans compared to gun bans"
Neither work, as people still smoke weed in places it's illegal to do any sort of drugs, I'm not against drugs, I don't personally use them but making them legal and taxing them would be better than outright banning them. Some person OD'd and killed her kids, that means the other 299,999,999 americans should not have drugs, because fuck you. That's not how this works, and if it does, RIP America.

"Speed limits are bad"
Half/half, on a completely straight road in the desert with no hills and great vision, there's no reason to have a 70 km/h restriction on it, but urban areas kind of need the 30-70 km/h restriction due to shorter vision, people crossing the street not in a multi-ton rolling metal box, human reaction time, break strength and a multitude of other factors.

"Crazy people shouldn't get guns, they don't know if they crazy." Psych evaluation, already in like every single state, if a professional crazy-finder doesn't find you crazy, you aren't most likely crazy.

"The crazy house I hate guns bit"
Sounds about accurate.

"Criminals won't have guns, banning worked in other countries."
My 1st post contered those points, and the drug part in this post shows that despite drugs being banned, they are still used, because dealers exist, so do gun dealers/the black market, specially in America because Mexican cartels deal in guns among other things.

"Can't just walk in a store going Hello black market gimmie guns"
Yeah, you order it off the net like a normal criminal.

"Can't fight back or tanks'll getcha!"
Moltovs in hatches take out tanks, homemade explosives/bullets/vietnam-tier traps take out infantry, you can't exactly bomb your own people without huge amounts of outside pressure, fuck, you can't even bomb ISIS terrorists with a few innocent goatfuckers mixed in without crazy outside pressure. Drones don't help if you shoot the guys flying them, or just break them as they really aren't all they are made out to be unless we are talking those plane-sized ones, in witch case the "bombing your own civillians" part applies. If goatfuckers with rusty ww2 russian tech can guerilla warfare in dusty mountains, Americans with tacticool AR-s, FAL-s, Nuggets and other shit could guerilla much better, especially when most of the government's forces would just get the fuck outta dodge when they get the command to slaughter their own people.

"The musket joke"
Meh, not funny.

There, a step-by-step splurge of autism why this video is bullshit, you are bullshit, and antigunners can die in a hole.
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#276 - robinwilliamson (08/31/2015) [-]
A long response like yours was exactly what I was curious about, and hoped there'd be something like it. A test, if you will.

Interesting result.

I mean, way too much you're taking too seriously, and a load of just pointless logical fallacies that didn't need to be included, I don't know if you got your jimmies rustled or what, it kind of detracted from your legitimate substance and makes it way harder to read completely.

But that's probably one of the most devoted comments I've ever seen.
#228 - tankeruber (08/30/2015) [-]
<--- Assault weapons and why the term is bullshit.

"No protection rifles" Best defence is a good offence, if I can shoot lead better than whoever is my potential rapist/murderer/burglar I have the upper hand.
"Just because someone might think about suicide, they are going to use a gun, hence why nobody should have guns and instead should suicide with other, more painful methods such as rope, jumping off a bridge or a cliff, or maybe drink bleach."
People prone to suicide usually can't even get guns because of the mental psych evaluation, and going out with a shotgun to the temple is much less painful than a rope or bleach, and much more convinient than going to the nearest 100m drop.

"Just beacause in one specific circumstance guns would not have been effective invalidates the million other circumstances guns would have been effective."
Your fault for being fucking naked and apparently guns can only be kept in a holster, sleep with a manual safety pistol around your dick next time like the rest of us.

"Wasn't ready for them."
Your own fault for thinking you are 100% safe, and not noticing two fucking guys with hammers and machetes coming in your fucking house, that I assume was locked because nobody is that stupid, not even this guy, right?

"If you don't read X weekly you don't care about X"
This is just pure bullshit evoking a reaction from the crowd. I get it, this guy is a comedian, but fucking hell, you flared my high-acting autism by showing this as "an argument for gun control", so you deal with it.

"they ONLY want your TV"
So I should be a fucking beta and let them take it? Fuck no, fuck off, this is my TV that I paid for, fuck off or get shot.

"How many enemies do YOU have?"
Quite many people hate me infact, I have a tendency to piss people off by having a crazy high ego, being a smartass and a general dick.

"Kids shootin kids"
>Not doing gun drills with them daily until they are 6, showing them where your HD guns are at all
Wow a kid is just going to pick up my car keys, go to my car, unlock it, drive it into another kid. Guns aren't magical kill sticks that only need a tickle on the trigger, you often need to hold it in a specific way or need to cock the hammer or need to take off manual safety, then accurately aim it, then deal with the trigger pull that is often much more than a child can take and only then can a kid kill another kid. I think my car scenario is much more likely.

"One teacher is a wimp, THIS MEANS GUNS DO NOT OFFER PROTECTION IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT"
Fucking hell, do I even need to say anything here?

"Simulates gunfire with tounge wiggle and a perfect sweep, no recoil or anything"
Again, perfect sprays such as that are literally impossible to do unless you have time to mount your gun to a wall-mount you installed previously, without anyone having tackled you before. I'd say semi-autos are much more dangerous because you have to aim every shot, hence why 20/20 bullets can be kills, compared to 15/30 because you are wildly spraying. Guns aren't magical kill-sticks everyone can use, go to a range to know I'm right and you couldn't proboably hit a target 30m off if you are completely terrible.

"It's a comedy show!" I realize this, but faggot robinwilliamson presented this as a factual counter to someone's argument, so I will treat it as his argument. So far, I'm having fun and my autism is being sated the more I do this.

"You're mad cuz I make good points"
No you aren't, and your jokes are as good as your points, you wanker.

"I'm foreign"
I'm from fucking Estonia, born and raised, come at me.

"1st ammendment gives me the right to shittalk the 2nd." Yeah, that is his first valid point, nobody is not allowing you to speak, but nobody is not allowing us to say you are a fuckstick, and here's why either.

"Ur an immigrant too!" White guilt.

"You can change the ammendment." Sure, valid point, but people kind of don't want to see it changed to be shit. 9:43 in, character count is going.
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#277 - robinwilliamson (08/31/2015) [-]
Wow, okay, now I finally got to the "but faggot robinwilliamson presented this as a factual counter to someone's argument"

You are butthurt, I was hoping you wouldn't be, because that's not remotely what I was doing.

The more I read, the more butthurt I hear in your shit and you're not making good points, you're saying so much shit that it's not worth the time to mention everything.

But I have extracted what little substance you did put into this and I'll continue to learn more about gun control, as I was already doing by experimenting with response vs. response using the video.
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#279 - tankeruber (08/31/2015) [-]
I did claim that video flares up my autism everytime, and I finnaly wanted to make a thorough response to that video to link to other people citing it as anti-gun "proof" and whatnot. I could completely approach it from a comedy standpoint, but most cases the video is being paraded around as a legitemate essay supporting gun control, so I treated it as such. As for the random insults and such, it's just how I write in a non-official circumstance.
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#270 - factual (08/30/2015) [-]
it's a fact
#217 - tankeruber (08/30/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Australia
Australians banning guns helping to reduce TOTAL VIOLENT CRIME/MASSACRES
isn't shown here. Australia banning guns in 1996 led to a spike of total violent crime.
Wow, you prevented a mass shooting that would have killed 20 people, however instead 60 people got stabbed due to no defence from their stabber. Total violent crime went up more than gun violence decreased, leading to a more violent country, which is bad.

crimeresearch.org/2013/12/murder-and-homicide-rates-before-and-after-gun-bans/
Banning guns had an effect on total violent crime, increasing it. It started decreasing when a big amount of cops were recruited, AKA, people with fucking guns that your civillians COULD be, but nah let's instead restrict the freedoms of our citizens, then pay a bunch of government money to hire people that do the same thing as just letting people have a fucking gun in the first place.

"MUH CHILLUNS DIED AT SANDY VAGINASSACRE"
IF teachers would have had guns, they could have shot the intruder. Oh wait, schools are gun free zones, how could those ebil ebil people bring GUNS into gun-free zones! Criminals don't obey the law. Gun control doesn't work as 5$ of piping, a nail and a shotgun shell, and you can nigger-rig yourself a slapper shotgun. Gif related.
Also appeal to emotion fallacy.

"HAHAH U NEED PROTECTION WHAT A FAGGOT"
Police protect me with guns, why can't I protect myself with my own guns, I trust myself with my own gun more than some cop with a standard department-issued gun.

"ASSAULT RIFLES" Not an actual term, appeal to emotion, new post because I need more pics to post.
#189 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Hur hur, somebody got killed. Nobody should have it.
God made man.
Samuel Colt made man equal.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELwCqz2JfE
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#79 - harrytheheadcrab (08/30/2015) [-]
Hey man, it's dangerous to have that sort of opinion here, you'll get a bunch of negative pinkies and mean comments. It's best to just let them have their fun with their Facebook image macro candidate. I would say meme candidate but they kinda both are.
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#129 - >need >need >need You don't need your mommy …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Firearms Friday +3
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#200 - goobyman (08/29/2015) [-]
I don't have an iPhone
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#150 - vampired (08/29/2015) [-]
that's because she loves me.
She won't buy me a shotgun tho. I asked.
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