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#146 - As the Second World War entered its sixth and final year, the …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up -2
#159 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
If by any chance you dont feel like reading all the article because youre an idiot amercian that can only read Mcdonals logo then this basically says that the japanese army was effectively destroyed they had nothing else to fight with and those bombs were UNNECESSARY.
User avatar #177 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Im Estonian, Идюшь нахуи, дебил Путина.

While Japan was "Militarily" defeated, their people would still have gone into guerilla warfare, because the only way the Japanese would have signed an UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER TREATY, was with the invasion of the Japanese homeland. Or yknow, a nuke or two. So it was either some faggot squint-eyes or both squint-eyes and american troops. Obviously your aim is to save your own troops, so they launched nukes. Japan could have guerilla warfared SO easily, don't belive because Putin doesn't want you having screwdrivers to protect yourself from the new "Police" coming to liberate you from your shithole, doesn't mean the Japanese didn't have a way to fuck with invading american troops.

Allied objective: Unconditional surrender of Japan.
Options: Nuke and kill chinks, or loose own soliders and kill chinks.
They took the better route, too bad one didn't stray off-course and hit your parents in Shitholevitch.
#175 - tankeruber has deleted their comment.
#158 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
¨Apart from the moral questions involved, were the atomic bombings militarily necessary? By any rational yardstick, they were not. Japan already had been defeated militarily by June 1945. Almost nothing was left of the once mighty Imperial Navy, and Japan's air force had been all but totally destroyed. Against only token opposition, American war planes ranged at will over the country, and US bombers rained down devastation on her cities, steadily reducing them to rubble.¨
Hey brainwashed american read this article.
This was made by the institute of historical review not your shitipedia that can be modified by any dumbass american like you.
www.ihr.org/jhr/v16/v16n3p-4_Weber.html
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Written by Mark Weber: "Mark Edward Weber (born October 9, 1951) is the director of the Institute for Historical Review,[1] an American Holocaust denial[2] organization based in Newport Beach, California."

They literally have no historic background/education to write shit like that.
User avatar #179 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Also, nice source written in fucking 1997 from a fucking magazine, dumbfuck.
User avatar #178 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Im Estonian, Идюшь нахуи, дебил Путина.

While Japan was "Militarily" defeated, their people would still have gone into guerilla warfare, because the only way the Japanese would have signed an UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER TREATY, was with the invasion of the Japanese homeland. Or yknow, a nuke or two. So it was either some faggot squint-eyes or both squint-eyes and american troops. Obviously your aim is to save your own troops, so they launched nukes. Japan could have guerilla warfared SO easily, don't belive because Putin doesn't want you having screwdrivers to protect yourself from the new "Police" coming to liberate you from your shithole, doesn't mean the Japanese didn't have a way to fuck with invading american troops.

Allied objective: Unconditional surrender of Japan.
Options: Nuke and kill chinks, or loose own soliders and kill chinks.
They took the better route, too bad one didn't stray off-course and hit your parents in Shitholevitch.
#176 - tankeruber has deleted their comment.
#2 - Umm, Witch Trainer anyone? 05/02/2015 on i'm a sociopath! 0
#141 - **** off 50cent cyka-poster, nukes were used to further…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up -1
#143 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
No they werent read some history the japanese were already trying to negotiate and the americans knew that if a peace treaty was signed they wouldnt be able to use those bombs anymore.
User avatar #146 - tankeruber (05/02/2015) [-]
As the Second World War entered its sixth and final year, the Allies had begun to prepare for what was anticipated to be a very costly invasion of the Japanese mainland. This was preceded by an immensely destructive firebombing campaign that obliterated many Japanese cities. The war in Europe had concluded when Nazi Germany signed its instrument of surrender on May 8, 1945, but with the Japanese refusal to accept the Allies' demands for unconditional surrender, the Pacific War dragged on. Together with the United Kingdom and China, the United States called for the unconditional surrender of the Japanese armed forces in the Potsdam Declaration on July 26, 1945; this was buttressed with the threat of "prompt and utter destruction".

JAPAN REFUSED UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER, WE BOMBED THEM TO MAKE THEM AGREE.


By August 1945, the Allied Manhattan Project had successfully detonated an atomic device in the New Mexico desert and subsequently produced atomic weapons based on two alternate designs.

BOMBS WERE ALLREADY TESTED IN NEW MEXICO DESERT.

Fuck off russian scum, your history is propaganda.
#159 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
If by any chance you dont feel like reading all the article because youre an idiot amercian that can only read Mcdonals logo then this basically says that the japanese army was effectively destroyed they had nothing else to fight with and those bombs were UNNECESSARY.
User avatar #177 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Im Estonian, Идюшь нахуи, дебил Путина.

While Japan was "Militarily" defeated, their people would still have gone into guerilla warfare, because the only way the Japanese would have signed an UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER TREATY, was with the invasion of the Japanese homeland. Or yknow, a nuke or two. So it was either some faggot squint-eyes or both squint-eyes and american troops. Obviously your aim is to save your own troops, so they launched nukes. Japan could have guerilla warfared SO easily, don't belive because Putin doesn't want you having screwdrivers to protect yourself from the new "Police" coming to liberate you from your shithole, doesn't mean the Japanese didn't have a way to fuck with invading american troops.

Allied objective: Unconditional surrender of Japan.
Options: Nuke and kill chinks, or loose own soliders and kill chinks.
They took the better route, too bad one didn't stray off-course and hit your parents in Shitholevitch.
#175 - tankeruber has deleted their comment.
#158 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
¨Apart from the moral questions involved, were the atomic bombings militarily necessary? By any rational yardstick, they were not. Japan already had been defeated militarily by June 1945. Almost nothing was left of the once mighty Imperial Navy, and Japan's air force had been all but totally destroyed. Against only token opposition, American war planes ranged at will over the country, and US bombers rained down devastation on her cities, steadily reducing them to rubble.¨
Hey brainwashed american read this article.
This was made by the institute of historical review not your shitipedia that can be modified by any dumbass american like you.
www.ihr.org/jhr/v16/v16n3p-4_Weber.html
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Written by Mark Weber: "Mark Edward Weber (born October 9, 1951) is the director of the Institute for Historical Review,[1] an American Holocaust denial[2] organization based in Newport Beach, California."

They literally have no historic background/education to write shit like that.
User avatar #179 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Also, nice source written in fucking 1997 from a fucking magazine, dumbfuck.
User avatar #178 - tankeruber (05/03/2015) [-]
Im Estonian, Идюшь нахуи, дебил Путина.

While Japan was "Militarily" defeated, their people would still have gone into guerilla warfare, because the only way the Japanese would have signed an UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER TREATY, was with the invasion of the Japanese homeland. Or yknow, a nuke or two. So it was either some faggot squint-eyes or both squint-eyes and american troops. Obviously your aim is to save your own troops, so they launched nukes. Japan could have guerilla warfared SO easily, don't belive because Putin doesn't want you having screwdrivers to protect yourself from the new "Police" coming to liberate you from your shithole, doesn't mean the Japanese didn't have a way to fuck with invading american troops.

Allied objective: Unconditional surrender of Japan.
Options: Nuke and kill chinks, or loose own soliders and kill chinks.
They took the better route, too bad one didn't stray off-course and hit your parents in Shitholevitch.
#176 - tankeruber has deleted their comment.
#218 - Oh **** the best thing people are calling him out on as… 05/02/2015 on Lmao 10/10 +2
#211 - I assume kotaku uses m/d/y so nope, but it is a pret…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Lmao 10/10 0
User avatar #218 - tankeruber (05/02/2015) [-]
Oh shit the best thing people are calling him out on aspergers in the comments and he even makes more of a fool of himself.
#209 - "I don't want a computer interface that looks neat. I wan…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Lmao 10/10 +2
User avatar #210 - nukinzerambo (05/02/2015) [-]
oh my hot fuck, can you site when the article was created? i wana know this is not some april fools joke or some aspe tard rangler found his true calling of being a cum guzzling apple fan boy
User avatar #214 - huntergriff (05/02/2015) [-]
says 1/23/12 2:30pm
User avatar #216 - nukinzerambo (05/02/2015) [-]
oh god.. oh my lord im.. I just cant right now guys its 4am on the Eastern seaboard and cant laugh any harder
User avatar #211 - tankeruber (05/02/2015) [-]
puu.sh/hyra4/6e6a142c5b.jpg

I assume kotaku uses m/d/y so nope, but it is a pretty old article, look next to the creators name.
User avatar #218 - tankeruber (05/02/2015) [-]
Oh shit the best thing people are calling him out on aspergers in the comments and he even makes more of a fool of himself.
#208 - DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE ARTICLE: "I am a fairly critical pe…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Lmao 10/10 +22
User avatar #209 - tankeruber (05/02/2015) [-]
"I don't want a computer interface that looks neat. I want it to do its job. I want to Get Work Done—I don't want to become a professional fashion model while doing it."

"One of those things I can tolerate: Apple products. That's not to say I am a devout Apple fan-zombie. It's just that everything else is so . . . ugly, and clunky."

So if a PC is ugly and clunky, it's bad, but when an interface looks shit, it's fine as long as it does it's job.

Fuck me this is quality reading, link for those who want to make their own cringe-comp with this: kotaku.com/5878449/why-the-apple-trackpad-might-be-the-best-video-game-controller-ever-made
User avatar #210 - nukinzerambo (05/02/2015) [-]
oh my hot fuck, can you site when the article was created? i wana know this is not some april fools joke or some aspe tard rangler found his true calling of being a cum guzzling apple fan boy
User avatar #214 - huntergriff (05/02/2015) [-]
says 1/23/12 2:30pm
User avatar #216 - nukinzerambo (05/02/2015) [-]
oh god.. oh my lord im.. I just cant right now guys its 4am on the Eastern seaboard and cant laugh any harder
User avatar #211 - tankeruber (05/02/2015) [-]
puu.sh/hyra4/6e6a142c5b.jpg

I assume kotaku uses m/d/y so nope, but it is a pretty old article, look next to the creators name.
User avatar #218 - tankeruber (05/02/2015) [-]
Oh shit the best thing people are calling him out on aspergers in the comments and he even makes more of a fool of himself.
#27 - Man says ****** . ****** responds the only way … 04/29/2015 on Negus -8
#48 - Yeah, essentially. They deprive their bodies of water…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Bodybuilders be like -4
#55 - fynix (04/28/2015) [-]
yeah... 10 year old....

You know.. you can try to make yourself feel better as much as you want, but bodybuilders still lift a lot and they still have a lot more strength than your average person... so stop with the bullshit and making excuses for yourself.

P.S. No im not a bodybuilder and i dont even lift.
#77 - anon (04/28/2015) [-]
AAAACTUAHLLYYYY

I'm s trainer for young prople in rythm-gymnastics at a school.
We have national youthchampions in different bodybouilding leagues, but none of them can take more than 10 push-ups... even the girls can do >15

Bodybouilders are 1000% show-off, narcisistic, lazy and stupid kids who has no interests in nothing but them self and their mirrors...

You can never convince me otherwise.
Sorry for bad english.
User avatar #133 - gcloud (04/29/2015) [-]
the only thing that I've learned from your posts are in fact that you are incredibly stupid
#126 - unpheasantsurprise (04/29/2015) [-]
I'm a bodybuilder and that's bullshit. I can do more push-ups with you sitting on my back than any of those pussies you're training. The fuck.
#123 - predict (04/29/2015) [-]
ACHTUHUHAUAUAUAUWUAUAUAAHAHAHLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You're a faggot.
User avatar #122 - meestaa (04/29/2015) [-]
First of all, bodybuilders have a LOT more mass than these schoolgirls.

Secondly, how do you think muscle grows? You can't get 20 inch arms from lifting 10lb dumbbells for 10 years.

#121 - falsified (04/29/2015) [-]
Bull fucking shit they can't do 10 push ups.
#120 - accepted (04/29/2015) [-]
All the body builders I know can do at least 100 push ups.

Hell I can do over 100 push ups.

What kind of pussies are you training over there?
#96 - anon (04/28/2015) [-]
Every fucking sport is self-centered and egocentric.
Do you want me to believe that you do rhythm gymnastics for the sake of the greater good or to upkeep an equilibrium in the universe?

No. You do it because you like it. Otherwise you probably wouldn't.
Yes, bodybuilders are self-centered, they train for their ego, but so does a powerlifter or an olympic weightlifter or a strongman. They do it because they want to prove to themselves and others how strong they are, whereas bodybuilders want to show off their size and aesthetics. Running is self-centered. Beating marathons and Ironman-competitions are more likely than not done out of volition derived from different personal reasons. They run all those kilometers to satisfy themselves. Same with sprinters - Usain Bolt said it himself, he's the king of the world. He feels like a fucking winner, and rightfully so, because he has won all those competitions. When it comes down to it. Why do you think people train martial arts for years to get the black belt (1st dan in Judo, for example)? Of course they have a passion for the sport and the martial art itself, that is never to be doubted, but don'y come and tell me that they don't want the bragging rights, the knowledge that they have finally achieved a prestigious rank in a historical and demanding sport.

At the end of the day, it comes down to selfish reasons. And that is not a bad thing at all. That's what keeps many people going; the personal gain. It is a great motivator, amazingly powerful.

Of course one could argue that bodybuilding technically isn't a sport at all, with the lack of an actual performance element during championships and whatnot, but at the end of the day, bodybuilders aren't particulary "worse" or more "selfish" than any other athlete when it comes to their selfishness and their "ego-trips" when it comes to their sport. Or at least that's how it seems to me. It's all about personal motivation across the board.
#189 - This is my fetish, yes. Find a girl whose fetish is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! 0
User avatar #197 - theelyzian (04/28/2015) [-]
How about you go find her? Lots of fish in the sea, lots of whales on the lands.
#270 - >Ginger Boy Cmon man, it's CopperCab, pretty sure …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Cringe #38 0
User avatar #298 - imapessimist (04/28/2015) [-]
Oh Grimes almighty you were right.

Why...
Mikey Kittrell - GINGERBREAD (Official Music Video)
#9 - They aren't nearly as elite as they seem to be, the knife-thro…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Special Forces Around The... +2
User avatar #10 - messerschmidt (04/27/2015) [-]
FInally someone said it
#221 - Elin indeed wasn't the chick in the video, however she was … 04/25/2015 on must been black humor +1
#205 - Like all mobile games have with their P2W, like EA has, like N… 04/25/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince. 0
#5 - You only play RTS and MOBA, but play MK. Modding a game sh… 04/25/2015 on The future that you've choose +3
#174 - I admire your optimism but at this rate the slippery-slope int…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince. +3
User avatar #202 - seratyo (04/25/2015) [-]
Even if that's the case though, they're gonna take a step back and re-evaluate the strategy after the reaction to this whole mess...
User avatar #205 - tankeruber (04/25/2015) [-]
Like all mobile games have with their P2W, like EA has, like Nintendo Japan and SEGA have with their copyright?

Again, I really fucking hope they do, but being a pessimist the future seems grim.
#23 - >tfw GF is a Zero vector 04/09/2015 on Math 0
#485 - Aww yee 04/09/2015 on Rest in pink 0
#177 - 18... 04/06/2015 on Take the Test: Are You a... 0
#139 - Get ****** ********** commie, I'll be the first … 04/06/2015 on Feels +1
#138 - Tippy toppity kek 04/06/2015 on Feels +1
#85 - I have a whole week of exams ahead of me starting tomorrow, th… 04/05/2015 on Bored and lonely this... 0
#156 - I think you missed something, I am 100% pro-gun and said that … 04/02/2015 on NSFW, make sure nobody's... 0
#22 - Buttmad libtard and/or britbong detected. Guns are also fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on NSFW, make sure nobody's... -4
#26 - anon (04/01/2015) [-]
You all bring your knives and try to oppose someone with a gun. With a gun ready, I'd bet my trigger finger is faster than just about anything you're going to do with a knife or bare hands. Even in a worst case scenario, you can have a gun and know how to fight so I have a heavy metal object to hit you with now also. Which someone who does Krav Maga would know, a pistol can definitely be used in hand to hand combat.
User avatar #156 - tankeruber (04/02/2015) [-]
I think you missed something, I am 100% pro-gun and said that anyone can use guns essentially, witch is a fucking great thing because guns are the great equalizer. If you have some deep-seated hate against guns but still feel unsafe, or just want to do practical combat arts/have something to use along with your gun, Krav Maga. My last comment of Guns>anything else should have stated very clearly guns are the no1 choice.
#23 - britbong (04/01/2015) [-]
>Britbong
>Knives
You think too kindly of our self-defence laws
#22 - It's a real kind of hell. 04/01/2015 on The longer you look, the... +7

items

Total unique items point value: 16972 / Total items point value: 43784
[ 83 items Total ]

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[ 126 comments ]
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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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