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#147 - Junkrat got his Tire, thanks to Roadhog's hook.* 06/25/2016 on Evaluation 0
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#145 - You misunderstood me. I was standing on payload. On the rise p…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Evaluation 0
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#147 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
Junkrat got his Tire, thanks to Roadhog's hook.*
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#138 - >Teammates feeding a trash hanzo who missed 4 point blank s…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Evaluation 0
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#143 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
You chased a Hanzo, who got a lot of kills therefore probably has ult, down a CORRIDOR on Gibraltar, that is not a perfect play, that's not even a good play. If you knew where Roadhog was, dodge away from him, if you don't know hwere he was, then you got outplayed, plain and simple.

Swearing at people does not get them to do what you want them to do, its rude and it annoys people, that's true for everything in life.

>Zarya couldn't deal with their two Pharrahs
Yes, yes she can. I always go Zarya against double Pharrah, you can your own damage quickly, you save allies from ults, and if your good with the right click you can shoot her out of the sky.

>The 1-2 mistakes I make per game
If you only make 1-2 mistakes per game go pro, seeing as you clearly have the skill for it.

Your that toxic player that ruined Dota 2 who just could not see what he is doing wrong, sees himself as perfect and that its everyone else's fault. If you want to win ghames you need to stop thinking that its all everyone else fault stop swearing and blaming your team for everyone of your deaths and losses. But your just going to stick you fingers in your ears and scream cuck ult the thoughts that maybe you aren't perfect and you can improve go away. Have fun with your sub 50% win rate pal.
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#145 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
You misunderstood me. I was standing on payload. On the rise part, Hanzo pops an ulti where the payload roughly was through the wall in order to kill me. I heard him, and jumped to the right to dodge it. That was the only way to dodge the ult. A roadhog was waiting at the top to hook me, and a junkrat was queing his ult at the same time. I got hooked, props to roadhog, and got tired. I had a choice of who to die to since I was on the payload, no chance of surviving that. I took the risk of Roadhog maybe missing and hopefully Junkrat also missing with his ult, vs the 100% death of Hanzo ult. I took the better choice, and turns out Roadhog hit his hook, witch means Junkrat got his hook. The only way I lived through that combo was if I wasn't on the payload like the rest of my team, in witch case I would have been a shit player. There wasn't a positive way out of that situation.

>Swearing doesn't work.
Exept the games I actually manged to win due to yelling at my teammates the optimal team comp and them going "Oh shit, this guy knows what the fuck he is doing".

>Zarya counters dual pharrah.
What the fuck? You can't outshield their ults, saving teammates was irrelevant as there weren't any within the immediate range of the payload in any given game, Pharrah can outmanouver your long range ball attack, the short range lazer can't reach them. And since Zarya relies on players shooting her and her (at this point non-existent) teammates before she ults to actually do damage, it wouldn't have been a good counter After checking on a few sites, many players agree Zarya sucks versus Pharrah. You're suggesting unoptimal picks, buddy.

>Go Pro
I play in our country's LAN-s, but there's better competitive shooters than Overwatch, I play CS:GO.

>Your
Kek

>ghames
Kekx2

>cuck ult
My sides

I'm obviously competitive, aka """Toxic""" because god forbid you want to win and instead must be a little bitch who takes his big black rng cock up the ass with a smile. "Waah waah ur just shit xddd". I am clearly not, this is a verifyable fact. The only mistake I could improve upon was dodging some ults, which only occured in 1-2 games, and I never said I couldn't improve that. The mistake I make regularly is not calling out Widowmakers fast enough, their sniper shot is hard to hear for me for some reason. I consistently have a 90%+ winrate when playing with friends who recognize that I'm good and do what I tell them to, it's hard to get 5 people in addition to you to constantly play though, hence why going solo is a must sometimes. And every time I go solo, I get fucked by teammates being retarded shits.

Again, there is 0 fault in me in losing those games. My team excluding me is at fault. You can not argue otherwise, unless you are delusional or intentionally misread what I've been saying.
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#147 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
Junkrat got his Tire, thanks to Roadhog's hook.*
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#124 - I died once because after dodging a Hanzo ult my teammates fed…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Evaluation 0
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#132 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
>I died once because after dodging a Hanzo ult my teammates fed him I got hooked by Roadhog and then ulted by Junkrat as a Reinhard
Well for one "my teammates fed him" your thinking of ways that you can blame this on your team, stop doing that. Your fighting a Hanzo, and he is apparently doing well you should assume he has his ult. After he ults dodge in a direction that roadhog cant hook you in, if you only had one option to dodge in, then you got outplayed, thats not your teams fault.
>25 kills as Reinhardt
Your playing Reinhardt too aggressive unless you mean eliminations.
>told them to fuck off
So when you said you Communicate and give info, you mean you yell at your teammates to do something?
>Get me a healer
why don't you go healer instead yelling your team? I don't get how people expect everyone else to change classes to suit them when they wont change classes themselves. If their is no other tank, go Zarya (which is a better option against hanzo, road hog and junkrat anyway) half her health is shield, she doesn't need a healer as bad as other tanks, or shit, roadhog if you really want a heal. This game is based around swapping characters to fit the scenario. Stop thinking about how this is their fault and think about what you could have done yourself. Sometimes, there is nothing you can do, sometimes you over extend, or you make a risky play that doesn't pay off. Yes, sometimes you just have a shit team but you are in all of your games, and if you want to actually win games then you need to take a look at yourself and what you can do better.
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#138 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
>Teammates feeding a trash hanzo who missed 4 point blank shots on me( To repeat, I'm fucking Reinhard) and got a lucky ult on me through one of the nearby corridors, witch I had to dodge.Their roadhog was actually good and since it's the big below 0 Z-level area in Gibraltar, I really had nowhere to dodge exept left-right. And since the payload was there, I couldn't have been anywhere else. It was a perfect play by me.

>25 Eliminations
They bumrushed my cart a lot, yeah I ment elims.

>Told them to fuck off
"Hey, we don't need 3 fucking reapers, one of you get a support so we can push cart and win."
When I communicate, I tell them that Widowmaker up above sniping, Bastion in left corner camping etc. etc.

Zarya couldn't deal with their two Pharrahs, one of witch only ulted me, hence why I went Reinhardt right at the start, to block their sky rains. Also since Roadhog wouldn't usually hook a Reinhardt into his own team. And if I had gone healer, we had no other tanks, who was going to push the fucking cart, me as Mercy? Everybody else on my team was not only trash at pushing the cart, but trash at DM, witch they tried to do. One game (not the same one) a squad of whatever offensive heroes wiped to a fucking Symmetra turret nest, so I went winston, cleared it out, killed their Widowmaker and respawned as Reinhardt to push the car again. They died on the next turret nest.

"Sometimes, there's nothing you can do." Nigger, that's fucking always. The 1-2 mistakes I make per game like maybe not calling out a Widowmaker quick enough aren't impactful enough to put me as the cause for losing games.

"Yes, sometimes you have a shit team." There's only one golden glistening part in that shitty team, and that's me. There was nothing that could be done those games, I was doomed to lose wether or not I played good, better than the enemy team or the best way.
Overwatch needs a DM mode.
Fuck off with your cuck "lol the only fault are you" bullshit.
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#143 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
You chased a Hanzo, who got a lot of kills therefore probably has ult, down a CORRIDOR on Gibraltar, that is not a perfect play, that's not even a good play. If you knew where Roadhog was, dodge away from him, if you don't know hwere he was, then you got outplayed, plain and simple.

Swearing at people does not get them to do what you want them to do, its rude and it annoys people, that's true for everything in life.

>Zarya couldn't deal with their two Pharrahs
Yes, yes she can. I always go Zarya against double Pharrah, you can your own damage quickly, you save allies from ults, and if your good with the right click you can shoot her out of the sky.

>The 1-2 mistakes I make per game
If you only make 1-2 mistakes per game go pro, seeing as you clearly have the skill for it.

Your that toxic player that ruined Dota 2 who just could not see what he is doing wrong, sees himself as perfect and that its everyone else's fault. If you want to win ghames you need to stop thinking that its all everyone else fault stop swearing and blaming your team for everyone of your deaths and losses. But your just going to stick you fingers in your ears and scream cuck ult the thoughts that maybe you aren't perfect and you can improve go away. Have fun with your sub 50% win rate pal.
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#145 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
You misunderstood me. I was standing on payload. On the rise part, Hanzo pops an ulti where the payload roughly was through the wall in order to kill me. I heard him, and jumped to the right to dodge it. That was the only way to dodge the ult. A roadhog was waiting at the top to hook me, and a junkrat was queing his ult at the same time. I got hooked, props to roadhog, and got tired. I had a choice of who to die to since I was on the payload, no chance of surviving that. I took the risk of Roadhog maybe missing and hopefully Junkrat also missing with his ult, vs the 100% death of Hanzo ult. I took the better choice, and turns out Roadhog hit his hook, witch means Junkrat got his hook. The only way I lived through that combo was if I wasn't on the payload like the rest of my team, in witch case I would have been a shit player. There wasn't a positive way out of that situation.

>Swearing doesn't work.
Exept the games I actually manged to win due to yelling at my teammates the optimal team comp and them going "Oh shit, this guy knows what the fuck he is doing".

>Zarya counters dual pharrah.
What the fuck? You can't outshield their ults, saving teammates was irrelevant as there weren't any within the immediate range of the payload in any given game, Pharrah can outmanouver your long range ball attack, the short range lazer can't reach them. And since Zarya relies on players shooting her and her (at this point non-existent) teammates before she ults to actually do damage, it wouldn't have been a good counter After checking on a few sites, many players agree Zarya sucks versus Pharrah. You're suggesting unoptimal picks, buddy.

>Go Pro
I play in our country's LAN-s, but there's better competitive shooters than Overwatch, I play CS:GO.

>Your
Kek

>ghames
Kekx2

>cuck ult
My sides

I'm obviously competitive, aka """Toxic""" because god forbid you want to win and instead must be a little bitch who takes his big black rng cock up the ass with a smile. "Waah waah ur just shit xddd". I am clearly not, this is a verifyable fact. The only mistake I could improve upon was dodging some ults, which only occured in 1-2 games, and I never said I couldn't improve that. The mistake I make regularly is not calling out Widowmakers fast enough, their sniper shot is hard to hear for me for some reason. I consistently have a 90%+ winrate when playing with friends who recognize that I'm good and do what I tell them to, it's hard to get 5 people in addition to you to constantly play though, hence why going solo is a must sometimes. And every time I go solo, I get fucked by teammates being retarded shits.

Again, there is 0 fault in me in losing those games. My team excluding me is at fault. You can not argue otherwise, unless you are delusional or intentionally misread what I've been saying.
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#147 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
Junkrat got his Tire, thanks to Roadhog's hook.*
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#118 - Should I send vids of perfect games ontop of perfect games?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Evaluation 0
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#122 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
No, you should re watch them a decide what you should have done differently, view why you died, what alternate paths you can take to the objective, how to engage certain heroes. If your implying that all of your games are perfect and that all your plays are perfectly timed that you land all of your shots then why don't you go pro? Yes sometimes you just get a bad team but if you lose 12 games in a row its time time have a look at what you are doing wrong.
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#124 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
I died once because after dodging a Hanzo ult my teammates fed him I got hooked by Roadhog and then ulted by Junkrat as a Reinhard. I didn't lose engagements, top kills at 25. My paths were the quickest and never got me killed since my team took good care of doing hardcode DM with 3 reapers, despite me telling them to fuck off and get me a healer. Thankfully I know the healing spots on maps so I could just quickly run to the nearest medpack to heal up and wait for my shield to re-up so I could continue objective-pushing. To be fair, landing shots as Reinhard isn't hard. What I described is more-or-less what happened in every game, save maybe having 1-2 more deaths because didn't dodge an Ult or something. There isn't anything to "fix", my deaths weren't crucial as half the time the objective was being contested and wasn't moving. I just have the the worst fucking RNG when it comes to teammates, hence why I prefer FFA games, where I can dominate without a handicap.
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#132 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
>I died once because after dodging a Hanzo ult my teammates fed him I got hooked by Roadhog and then ulted by Junkrat as a Reinhard
Well for one "my teammates fed him" your thinking of ways that you can blame this on your team, stop doing that. Your fighting a Hanzo, and he is apparently doing well you should assume he has his ult. After he ults dodge in a direction that roadhog cant hook you in, if you only had one option to dodge in, then you got outplayed, thats not your teams fault.
>25 kills as Reinhardt
Your playing Reinhardt too aggressive unless you mean eliminations.
>told them to fuck off
So when you said you Communicate and give info, you mean you yell at your teammates to do something?
>Get me a healer
why don't you go healer instead yelling your team? I don't get how people expect everyone else to change classes to suit them when they wont change classes themselves. If their is no other tank, go Zarya (which is a better option against hanzo, road hog and junkrat anyway) half her health is shield, she doesn't need a healer as bad as other tanks, or shit, roadhog if you really want a heal. This game is based around swapping characters to fit the scenario. Stop thinking about how this is their fault and think about what you could have done yourself. Sometimes, there is nothing you can do, sometimes you over extend, or you make a risky play that doesn't pay off. Yes, sometimes you just have a shit team but you are in all of your games, and if you want to actually win games then you need to take a look at yourself and what you can do better.
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#138 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
>Teammates feeding a trash hanzo who missed 4 point blank shots on me( To repeat, I'm fucking Reinhard) and got a lucky ult on me through one of the nearby corridors, witch I had to dodge.Their roadhog was actually good and since it's the big below 0 Z-level area in Gibraltar, I really had nowhere to dodge exept left-right. And since the payload was there, I couldn't have been anywhere else. It was a perfect play by me.

>25 Eliminations
They bumrushed my cart a lot, yeah I ment elims.

>Told them to fuck off
"Hey, we don't need 3 fucking reapers, one of you get a support so we can push cart and win."
When I communicate, I tell them that Widowmaker up above sniping, Bastion in left corner camping etc. etc.

Zarya couldn't deal with their two Pharrahs, one of witch only ulted me, hence why I went Reinhardt right at the start, to block their sky rains. Also since Roadhog wouldn't usually hook a Reinhardt into his own team. And if I had gone healer, we had no other tanks, who was going to push the fucking cart, me as Mercy? Everybody else on my team was not only trash at pushing the cart, but trash at DM, witch they tried to do. One game (not the same one) a squad of whatever offensive heroes wiped to a fucking Symmetra turret nest, so I went winston, cleared it out, killed their Widowmaker and respawned as Reinhardt to push the car again. They died on the next turret nest.

"Sometimes, there's nothing you can do." Nigger, that's fucking always. The 1-2 mistakes I make per game like maybe not calling out a Widowmaker quick enough aren't impactful enough to put me as the cause for losing games.

"Yes, sometimes you have a shit team." There's only one golden glistening part in that shitty team, and that's me. There was nothing that could be done those games, I was doomed to lose wether or not I played good, better than the enemy team or the best way.
Overwatch needs a DM mode.
Fuck off with your cuck "lol the only fault are you" bullshit.
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#143 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
You chased a Hanzo, who got a lot of kills therefore probably has ult, down a CORRIDOR on Gibraltar, that is not a perfect play, that's not even a good play. If you knew where Roadhog was, dodge away from him, if you don't know hwere he was, then you got outplayed, plain and simple.

Swearing at people does not get them to do what you want them to do, its rude and it annoys people, that's true for everything in life.

>Zarya couldn't deal with their two Pharrahs
Yes, yes she can. I always go Zarya against double Pharrah, you can your own damage quickly, you save allies from ults, and if your good with the right click you can shoot her out of the sky.

>The 1-2 mistakes I make per game
If you only make 1-2 mistakes per game go pro, seeing as you clearly have the skill for it.

Your that toxic player that ruined Dota 2 who just could not see what he is doing wrong, sees himself as perfect and that its everyone else's fault. If you want to win ghames you need to stop thinking that its all everyone else fault stop swearing and blaming your team for everyone of your deaths and losses. But your just going to stick you fingers in your ears and scream cuck ult the thoughts that maybe you aren't perfect and you can improve go away. Have fun with your sub 50% win rate pal.
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#145 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
You misunderstood me. I was standing on payload. On the rise part, Hanzo pops an ulti where the payload roughly was through the wall in order to kill me. I heard him, and jumped to the right to dodge it. That was the only way to dodge the ult. A roadhog was waiting at the top to hook me, and a junkrat was queing his ult at the same time. I got hooked, props to roadhog, and got tired. I had a choice of who to die to since I was on the payload, no chance of surviving that. I took the risk of Roadhog maybe missing and hopefully Junkrat also missing with his ult, vs the 100% death of Hanzo ult. I took the better choice, and turns out Roadhog hit his hook, witch means Junkrat got his hook. The only way I lived through that combo was if I wasn't on the payload like the rest of my team, in witch case I would have been a shit player. There wasn't a positive way out of that situation.

>Swearing doesn't work.
Exept the games I actually manged to win due to yelling at my teammates the optimal team comp and them going "Oh shit, this guy knows what the fuck he is doing".

>Zarya counters dual pharrah.
What the fuck? You can't outshield their ults, saving teammates was irrelevant as there weren't any within the immediate range of the payload in any given game, Pharrah can outmanouver your long range ball attack, the short range lazer can't reach them. And since Zarya relies on players shooting her and her (at this point non-existent) teammates before she ults to actually do damage, it wouldn't have been a good counter After checking on a few sites, many players agree Zarya sucks versus Pharrah. You're suggesting unoptimal picks, buddy.

>Go Pro
I play in our country's LAN-s, but there's better competitive shooters than Overwatch, I play CS:GO.

>Your
Kek

>ghames
Kekx2

>cuck ult
My sides

I'm obviously competitive, aka """Toxic""" because god forbid you want to win and instead must be a little bitch who takes his big black rng cock up the ass with a smile. "Waah waah ur just shit xddd". I am clearly not, this is a verifyable fact. The only mistake I could improve upon was dodging some ults, which only occured in 1-2 games, and I never said I couldn't improve that. The mistake I make regularly is not calling out Widowmakers fast enough, their sniper shot is hard to hear for me for some reason. I consistently have a 90%+ winrate when playing with friends who recognize that I'm good and do what I tell them to, it's hard to get 5 people in addition to you to constantly play though, hence why going solo is a must sometimes. And every time I go solo, I get fucked by teammates being retarded shits.

Again, there is 0 fault in me in losing those games. My team excluding me is at fault. You can not argue otherwise, unless you are delusional or intentionally misread what I've been saying.
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#147 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
Junkrat got his Tire, thanks to Roadhog's hook.*
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#100 - >Highest Objective Time (roughly 80% of total game time, be…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Evaluation +1
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#104 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
See children, this is what I'm talking about. This guy is completely incapable of seeing his mistakes in a game, seeing where he is bad and needs to improve and instead just pins the blame on his team with a incredible sense of entitlement. If your on a 12 loss streak then yes, you are losing because its your fault, you tilted. Stop playing then go back later.
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#118 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
Should I send vids of perfect games ontop of perfect games?
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#122 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
No, you should re watch them a decide what you should have done differently, view why you died, what alternate paths you can take to the objective, how to engage certain heroes. If your implying that all of your games are perfect and that all your plays are perfectly timed that you land all of your shots then why don't you go pro? Yes sometimes you just get a bad team but if you lose 12 games in a row its time time have a look at what you are doing wrong.
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#124 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
I died once because after dodging a Hanzo ult my teammates fed him I got hooked by Roadhog and then ulted by Junkrat as a Reinhard. I didn't lose engagements, top kills at 25. My paths were the quickest and never got me killed since my team took good care of doing hardcode DM with 3 reapers, despite me telling them to fuck off and get me a healer. Thankfully I know the healing spots on maps so I could just quickly run to the nearest medpack to heal up and wait for my shield to re-up so I could continue objective-pushing. To be fair, landing shots as Reinhard isn't hard. What I described is more-or-less what happened in every game, save maybe having 1-2 more deaths because didn't dodge an Ult or something. There isn't anything to "fix", my deaths weren't crucial as half the time the objective was being contested and wasn't moving. I just have the the worst fucking RNG when it comes to teammates, hence why I prefer FFA games, where I can dominate without a handicap.
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#132 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
>I died once because after dodging a Hanzo ult my teammates fed him I got hooked by Roadhog and then ulted by Junkrat as a Reinhard
Well for one "my teammates fed him" your thinking of ways that you can blame this on your team, stop doing that. Your fighting a Hanzo, and he is apparently doing well you should assume he has his ult. After he ults dodge in a direction that roadhog cant hook you in, if you only had one option to dodge in, then you got outplayed, thats not your teams fault.
>25 kills as Reinhardt
Your playing Reinhardt too aggressive unless you mean eliminations.
>told them to fuck off
So when you said you Communicate and give info, you mean you yell at your teammates to do something?
>Get me a healer
why don't you go healer instead yelling your team? I don't get how people expect everyone else to change classes to suit them when they wont change classes themselves. If their is no other tank, go Zarya (which is a better option against hanzo, road hog and junkrat anyway) half her health is shield, she doesn't need a healer as bad as other tanks, or shit, roadhog if you really want a heal. This game is based around swapping characters to fit the scenario. Stop thinking about how this is their fault and think about what you could have done yourself. Sometimes, there is nothing you can do, sometimes you over extend, or you make a risky play that doesn't pay off. Yes, sometimes you just have a shit team but you are in all of your games, and if you want to actually win games then you need to take a look at yourself and what you can do better.
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#138 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
>Teammates feeding a trash hanzo who missed 4 point blank shots on me( To repeat, I'm fucking Reinhard) and got a lucky ult on me through one of the nearby corridors, witch I had to dodge.Their roadhog was actually good and since it's the big below 0 Z-level area in Gibraltar, I really had nowhere to dodge exept left-right. And since the payload was there, I couldn't have been anywhere else. It was a perfect play by me.

>25 Eliminations
They bumrushed my cart a lot, yeah I ment elims.

>Told them to fuck off
"Hey, we don't need 3 fucking reapers, one of you get a support so we can push cart and win."
When I communicate, I tell them that Widowmaker up above sniping, Bastion in left corner camping etc. etc.

Zarya couldn't deal with their two Pharrahs, one of witch only ulted me, hence why I went Reinhardt right at the start, to block their sky rains. Also since Roadhog wouldn't usually hook a Reinhardt into his own team. And if I had gone healer, we had no other tanks, who was going to push the fucking cart, me as Mercy? Everybody else on my team was not only trash at pushing the cart, but trash at DM, witch they tried to do. One game (not the same one) a squad of whatever offensive heroes wiped to a fucking Symmetra turret nest, so I went winston, cleared it out, killed their Widowmaker and respawned as Reinhardt to push the car again. They died on the next turret nest.

"Sometimes, there's nothing you can do." Nigger, that's fucking always. The 1-2 mistakes I make per game like maybe not calling out a Widowmaker quick enough aren't impactful enough to put me as the cause for losing games.

"Yes, sometimes you have a shit team." There's only one golden glistening part in that shitty team, and that's me. There was nothing that could be done those games, I was doomed to lose wether or not I played good, better than the enemy team or the best way.
Overwatch needs a DM mode.
Fuck off with your cuck "lol the only fault are you" bullshit.
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#143 - nocakeforthetroll (06/25/2016) [-]
You chased a Hanzo, who got a lot of kills therefore probably has ult, down a CORRIDOR on Gibraltar, that is not a perfect play, that's not even a good play. If you knew where Roadhog was, dodge away from him, if you don't know hwere he was, then you got outplayed, plain and simple.

Swearing at people does not get them to do what you want them to do, its rude and it annoys people, that's true for everything in life.

>Zarya couldn't deal with their two Pharrahs
Yes, yes she can. I always go Zarya against double Pharrah, you can your own damage quickly, you save allies from ults, and if your good with the right click you can shoot her out of the sky.

>The 1-2 mistakes I make per game
If you only make 1-2 mistakes per game go pro, seeing as you clearly have the skill for it.

Your that toxic player that ruined Dota 2 who just could not see what he is doing wrong, sees himself as perfect and that its everyone else's fault. If you want to win ghames you need to stop thinking that its all everyone else fault stop swearing and blaming your team for everyone of your deaths and losses. But your just going to stick you fingers in your ears and scream cuck ult the thoughts that maybe you aren't perfect and you can improve go away. Have fun with your sub 50% win rate pal.
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#145 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
You misunderstood me. I was standing on payload. On the rise part, Hanzo pops an ulti where the payload roughly was through the wall in order to kill me. I heard him, and jumped to the right to dodge it. That was the only way to dodge the ult. A roadhog was waiting at the top to hook me, and a junkrat was queing his ult at the same time. I got hooked, props to roadhog, and got tired. I had a choice of who to die to since I was on the payload, no chance of surviving that. I took the risk of Roadhog maybe missing and hopefully Junkrat also missing with his ult, vs the 100% death of Hanzo ult. I took the better choice, and turns out Roadhog hit his hook, witch means Junkrat got his hook. The only way I lived through that combo was if I wasn't on the payload like the rest of my team, in witch case I would have been a shit player. There wasn't a positive way out of that situation.

>Swearing doesn't work.
Exept the games I actually manged to win due to yelling at my teammates the optimal team comp and them going "Oh shit, this guy knows what the fuck he is doing".

>Zarya counters dual pharrah.
What the fuck? You can't outshield their ults, saving teammates was irrelevant as there weren't any within the immediate range of the payload in any given game, Pharrah can outmanouver your long range ball attack, the short range lazer can't reach them. And since Zarya relies on players shooting her and her (at this point non-existent) teammates before she ults to actually do damage, it wouldn't have been a good counter After checking on a few sites, many players agree Zarya sucks versus Pharrah. You're suggesting unoptimal picks, buddy.

>Go Pro
I play in our country's LAN-s, but there's better competitive shooters than Overwatch, I play CS:GO.

>Your
Kek

>ghames
Kekx2

>cuck ult
My sides

I'm obviously competitive, aka """Toxic""" because god forbid you want to win and instead must be a little bitch who takes his big black rng cock up the ass with a smile. "Waah waah ur just shit xddd". I am clearly not, this is a verifyable fact. The only mistake I could improve upon was dodging some ults, which only occured in 1-2 games, and I never said I couldn't improve that. The mistake I make regularly is not calling out Widowmakers fast enough, their sniper shot is hard to hear for me for some reason. I consistently have a 90%+ winrate when playing with friends who recognize that I'm good and do what I tell them to, it's hard to get 5 people in addition to you to constantly play though, hence why going solo is a must sometimes. And every time I go solo, I get fucked by teammates being retarded shits.

Again, there is 0 fault in me in losing those games. My team excluding me is at fault. You can not argue otherwise, unless you are delusional or intentionally misread what I've been saying.
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#147 - tankeruber (06/25/2016) [-]
Junkrat got his Tire, thanks to Roadhog's hook.*
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