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tankeruber

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:5/24/2015
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#227 - Naked exept Vengrals helm, +10 Lightning GS, all stats 99 + in…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Stories of a Dark Souls 2... -3
User avatar #453 - arkamedies (16 hours ago) [-]
Youre a faggot
#43 - Evil Death Nightmare is the closest you can get, google it. 05/21/2015 on Double-barreled shotgun +1
#132 - Yo sing me up 05/21/2015 on The reign of kind Fedora... 0
#58 - **tankeruber used "*roll torture method*"** **tankeruber ro… 05/20/2015 on How to roll and use comment... 0
#317 - Pro-gun, I completely misread your post thinking you were anti… 05/18/2015 on Whoop dee doo 0
#315 - I respect their authority, but every person makes mistakes and… 05/18/2015 on Whoop dee doo 0
#314 - >don't be a pussy Say that to a caliber above .40, beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Whoop dee doo -1
#327 - skeletorexplains (05/19/2015) [-]
We don't have lib australia last i checked. I have no idea wtf you're attempting to communicate at all but i'm just gonna nod my head n leave.
#258 - "amendments" - SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED "Safe…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Whoop dee doo 0
#307 - skeletorexplains (05/18/2015) [-]
an amendment for an outdated age, which some consider to be taken 'too literally' and it isn't at all what the founding fathers meant.
!!
Read that.

>(Too much garbage)
Needing all that shit, You must have a lot of fucking problems.
>Routinely practicing
Wot? I'm sorry but i'm not sure if you understand the whole "
THEY HAVE A GUN AIMED AT YOUR FACE!! " If you can practice against a shotgun against your fucking face, then great sign up for the swat or something!
>(More garbage)
Wot..No seriously all my wot. I was actually joking about the grenades in terms of "You don't need a minigun to protect your fucking family" If you need a minigun to 'protect' people or your property, you're just not. You're just spending money for the sake of having a more powerful gun. It only takes one bullet to end someones life, No need to pretty it up for ya. I honestly didn't read the rest cause i have no honest idea wtf you went on about.

Mother fucker learn to use a bat like the rest of us or a knife, Stop being a pussy. If you need a pistol w.e, But as i said above DON"T pretty up your lifestyle "I need thos 42 barrel shotgun becuz it's mai Right n I wanna protect yourself" if you wanna use a pistol, sure. I don't care. But don't tell me your semi automatic rifle with explosive rounds is for protection, you're kidding yourself.

Your quarter is more like a Zimbabwe dollar.
User avatar #314 - tankeruber (05/18/2015) [-]
>don't be a pussy
Say that to a caliber above .40, because .22 can't kill people dead for shit. (Yes, I am aware that is incorrect .)
The founding fathers meant what they wrote, I'm a fucking europoor and even I have read most of the amendments as I frequent US sites that often refer to those documents.
If you let a person gain tactical advantage over you, you are allready dead, gun or not, gun>>>any melee weapon period.
Also, >need >need >need >need >need. It's about wants, nigger, I know it's hard to understand for libtard scum like you, but do try.
#327 - skeletorexplains (05/19/2015) [-]
We don't have lib australia last i checked. I have no idea wtf you're attempting to communicate at all but i'm just gonna nod my head n leave.
#254 - Knife crime. "Knife deposit boxes." Enough ****… 05/18/2015 on Whoop dee doo 0
#253 - Friendly reminder that the gun ban was insituted after the Por…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Whoop dee doo 0
#316 - fuckya (05/18/2015) [-]
You worded that so terribly I don't know if you're pro or anti-gun good sir.
#317 - tankeruber (05/18/2015) [-]
Pro-gun, I completely misread your post thinking you were anti, my bad.

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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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