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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
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#147 - jan tran* 1 hour ago on Based jontron. 0
#17 - Unturned looks really good! 08/26/2014 on Minecraft content +2
#137 - Hot, I like it. 08/26/2014 on tankeruber's profile 0
#118 - >sweden How's your muslim cultural training class going? 08/26/2014 on This is how sad feminists are 0
#66 - I enjoy these, and appreciate the editing put into them. … 08/25/2014 on MLG Mario (turn down volume) 0
#365 - He's* Either way, **** makes you a subhuman. 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... -2
#344 - There is no anti cheat. I've been invading with a max lvl guy …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Games 0
#360 - ptolomeus (08/21/2014) [-]
Haha holy fuck, you sound like a decent douche in the game.
You know maybe i should try, just for shits and giggles.

Thanks man. And cool thing helping the new players.
#72 - Assuming you ain't a peasantbox player, just CE your SM down.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Games 0
User avatar #135 - ptolomeus (08/20/2014) [-]
I could do that... But i would feel bad for "cheating" which can be interpreted here, cause SM sucks balls and im intimidated by the anti cheat system.
DS1 anti cheat system sucked i've heard, but im not so sure about DS2.
User avatar #344 - tankeruber (08/21/2014) [-]
There is no anti cheat. I've been invading with a max lvl guy in SM 500 in Heide's for five days Giving new players duped UGS +10/+5, Mad Warrior Masks and the like, powerstancing dual Greatswords (the ugs) Lightning +10 and doing over 2000 damage per swing with them, otherwise being naked exept the DLC Tiara, when a new player is being a bitch I just slap him to death, when he's being chill he gets more items and I jump off the cliff.
This is all ofcourse with locked HP and stamina.
And I guess you have not seen the legacy of "CLIFF RACER", who set all of his weapon's attack timers to 0, meaning he could cast stuff like Great Resonant Soul like a machinegun, or swing Orma's and Reeves so quickly as soon as you got close to him you would get stunlocked to death instantly, even after poise was re-added and stunlocks "removed". Honestly, I'm pretty suprised FROM managed to fix the binocular + parry = Sanic the hegehog bug.
#360 - ptolomeus (08/21/2014) [-]
Haha holy fuck, you sound like a decent douche in the game.
You know maybe i should try, just for shits and giggles.

Thanks man. And cool thing helping the new players.
#3 - Go away Phil Fish, nobody likes you. 08/20/2014 on /b/ and it's dilemnas +14
#70 - Never doubted, never questioned. 08/20/2014 on Internet going pepsi? 0

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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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