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#7 - I like it's taste (Assault is my favourite), it wakes me up wh… 10 hours ago on Monster is a straight savage 0
#3 - >being cucked by roads Lmao non-AnCaps. 10 hours ago on Anarcho-Capitalism Comp +6
#223 - Jesus christ anon, this is some ******* vintage posts you are … 08/26/2016 on F-35 0
#12 - #NotAllSpaniels  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on "He's doing it again, isn't... 0
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#33 - Snookbone (08/25/2016) [-]
#JustAllTheOnesI'veMet
#138 - Ok, I will give you that, even a small-ass barking poodle is u… 08/24/2016 on Best Guard Dog 0
#136 - I'm pretty sure people can differentiate loud high-pitched yel…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Best Guard Dog 0
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#137 - thechosentroll (08/24/2016) [-]
It's SOMETHING.
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#138 - tankeruber (08/24/2016) [-]
Ok, I will give you that, even a small-ass barking poodle is usually better than absolutely nothing in it's place.
#130 - >A ******* POODLE >scaring burglars On this…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Best Guard Dog 0
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#135 - thechosentroll (08/24/2016) [-]
When it's barking on the other side of a door, you can't tell if it's a poodle or a rottweiler. Plus, burglars avoid houses with dogs in general, because they can cause a shitton of noise and alert everyone they're there.
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#136 - tankeruber (08/24/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure people can differentiate loud high-pitched yelps from loud-ass growling and barking that a big ass dog generates, plus burglars tend to avoid houses with big-ass dogs, especially things like Pit Bulls and German Shepherds a whole lot more than just one with a poodle, thus still making me question poodles as a defensive measure compared to any sizeable dog.
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#137 - thechosentroll (08/24/2016) [-]
It's SOMETHING.
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#138 - tankeruber (08/24/2016) [-]
Ok, I will give you that, even a small-ass barking poodle is usually better than absolutely nothing in it's place.
#26 - >Having a stroke meeting Putin >"Accidentally&q… 08/20/2016 on Indian shaman hexes Hillary 0
#23 - not a suprise* 08/20/2016 on Indian shaman hexes Hillary -1
#22 - >Physical health is irrelevant, in a quite taxing position …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Indian shaman hexes Hillary -1
#24 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
I know you grunt meatsacks think your unskilled labvour jobs are as important as political offices but the rest of us recognise how replaceable and worthless you are. It might explain why you're confused about the relative merits of hpysical capability between hauling and the office of president.

There is no flaw in the logic that for presidency no evidence has suggested that she is incapable of doing the job because 'SHE DUN POOPY LEL' Hell even being hooke dby your bullshit bait comparison - there are plent yof ways that cripples can still achieve the full potential of a haulage job - you're just a fucking moron.
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#26 - tankeruber (08/20/2016) [-]
>Having a stroke meeting Putin
>"Accidentally" spouting out national secrets, via email or not
>Literally being unable to stand straight for extended periods of time
>REPORTERS ASKED NOT TO FILM HER AS SHE COULD GET AN EPILEPTIC STROKE FROM A. FUCKING. CAMERA. FLASH.

I am humoured how you assume I do hauling jobs. Your projecting is funny. If your president is barely able to give speeches or represent the country (And I assume americans do not want to be represented by someone who needs to be shielded from camera flashes or defecates in public due to bad health). What about those extended flights and visits to countries, long meetings, so on. Shit's stressful, and she would literally be incapable of doing half the things a president is expected to do due to that medical condition. It's the same reason we don't allow mentally challenged people to have decision-based jobs or people with severe medical conditions into the military. I know you're going to cry that A SOLIDERS JOB IS MORE TAXING THAN THE PRESIDENT'S or some shit, I was making a point about medical health being taken account when choosing who to give a job to. How the fuck can a cripple get a haulage job, unless his medical predicament isn't an issue, ala only lower leg blown off, so he can wear a prosthetic and do good. In Hillary's case, seeing as how many photos and videos of a president are taken constantly, being unable to stand, control your bowels and not get fucking seizures from cameras are a GIANT hindrance, not to mention the fact she should be in fucking jail, not running for president.

Fuck off, progressivist.
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#23 - tankeruber (08/20/2016) [-]
not a suprise*