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#103 - Well done, you proved your complete lack of intelligence by be…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #104 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
well done. you were unable to see that i condensed it all into one small tl:dr.

and considering your insults are just "u is the stuupid" i dont think you have the right to talk.



and you even managed to sink lower. you no longer even try to argue but instead try to pathetically insult me.you even sunk low enough to complain about grammar.


and sure. ill look forward to seeing you in a cringe comp. tard thursday was it not?
#107 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
Why did you anonymously respond to me, I haven't blocked you?
#105 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
Honestly I have no idea that was the tl;dr version because everything you have said so far was about that stupid and short. Also, nice block, faggot, just deal with losing an argument.
#106 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
im just trying to save braincells from having to deal with your stupidty any longer.


and no surprise. the tard doesnt understand what tl:dr is.

tankerruber.



anyway. unlike you. us normal people actually have better things to do. you can keep on crying here in your autistic rage if you want. but i no longer care to waste my time any longer.
#101 - Hahah, now you are just mad, honestly, point out one thing you…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #102 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
that jumpscares have no place in horror movies. and that they are vital for the climax?


and you can keep telling yourself that im mad and you are "le master troller" if it helps you sleep well at night. im not one who wishes ill upon the mentally challenged ones.

and that is what im wondering too. yet you seem to go out of your way to try and garner it? maybe you were never loved by your parents and need a way to validate your own existence??who knows.
#99 - Nothing I have posted has been refuted by you. My claim is…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #100 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
your whole reply here can be summed up with "nu uh you are stupid" with an added meme in the end..desperately trying to make yourself cool? or maybe another pointless attempt to garner sympathy from a non existant audience. without actually trying to defend anything you have said.

and yes. your very existence is an insult to humanity. such stupidity and hardheadedness should not exist in this day and age. its an insult towards our schooling system and society.
User avatar #101 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
Hahah, now you are just mad, honestly, point out one thing you refuted.
Why would I care for support from some audience, if I'm right? You sound very uncertain and feel like you need to put me down to feel better.
No, really, bring out a refuted point of mine.

I'll be so nice to even give you the template:

[Number of point]. [My point here]
-[Your way of refuting my point]
User avatar #102 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
that jumpscares have no place in horror movies. and that they are vital for the climax?


and you can keep telling yourself that im mad and you are "le master troller" if it helps you sleep well at night. im not one who wishes ill upon the mentally challenged ones.

and that is what im wondering too. yet you seem to go out of your way to try and garner it? maybe you were never loved by your parents and need a way to validate your own existence??who knows.
#97 - So I should view it as a comedy? I just looked at the… 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -1
#96 - #93 So you pointed out generalization when I bring ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #98 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
no its not. you generalize the point so that it no longer even looks the same because they use the same instruments. which just about anybody who has ever listened to music and has iq bigger than their shoe number would know.

and then you try to associate me with a group you hate in what? a pathetic attempt to insult me? or garner sympathy by grouping me with people you consider stupid?? either way that is weak. even for an idiot like you.


and how is this straying from the original point? i claim jumpscares have a place in the horror genre since they are vital for the climax. while you claim they have no place in horror movies because you said so.


and you claim my movie tastes are horrible while you yourself go around talking that cannibal holocaust is a good movie?


and then you just declare that you are right while all your petty little arguments have been refuted and leave?


well fine. atleast this way i get spared from having to listen to more of your stupidity..
#94 - Never seen The Room, no clue about any cults following movies,…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #95 - ninjaroo (06/30/2015) [-]
I can heartily recommend The Room. It's meant to be a drama, but it's of such poor quality that it's absolutely hilarious. If it turns out to be your thing, it's gonna turn out to really be your thing.
User avatar #97 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
So I should view it as a comedy?

I just looked at the wiki page, the Plot segment is about as long as the Inconsistensies segment, this might be a fun cringefest, thanks for the recommendation.
#92 - Whatever experiences changing note positions might give, it is…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #93 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
aka you generalize it enough to validate your point. sure. anything when watched from far enough is just a dot.


"i dont use fallacies YOU USE FALLACIES" and then you even point out what fallacy you are using without even knowing what that fallacy is used for.


and you shouldnt hate yourself. no matter how stupid you are. you still deserve happiness..tho i agree for an idiot of your caliber it might be hard to find any.
#90 - >> #88 Let's say I really hate the 3rd note, t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film 0
User avatar #91 - ninjaroo (06/30/2015) [-]
That's a fair point about why you might enjoy a flick more, but not why it's better as a movie. Sure, that point is subjective, but go ahead and try to tell me that The Room is a good movie. It's hilarious and has a cult following, it's still terrible.
User avatar #94 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
Never seen The Room, no clue about any cults following movies, sorry.
I think we both realize that this is mainly a taste issue.
User avatar #95 - ninjaroo (06/30/2015) [-]
I can heartily recommend The Room. It's meant to be a drama, but it's of such poor quality that it's absolutely hilarious. If it turns out to be your thing, it's gonna turn out to really be your thing.
User avatar #97 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
So I should view it as a comedy?

I just looked at the wiki page, the Plot segment is about as long as the Inconsistensies segment, this might be a fun cringefest, thanks for the recommendation.
#87 - It's not impossible, and has been done multiple times before. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #89 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
the difference here being: flight was proven possible earlier on. and before you provide proof that you can create a movie using only two aspects or one aspect then you are just full of shit. if we claimed that "it might be possible in the future" we could yet again go spouting same level of shit you are. such as saying "someone will make a movie with nothing else but jumpscares and it will be the best horror movie ever. you think its impossible? well so did people think about them aeroplanes!" your argument is just stupidity backed up by fallacies.



which is only true if you fail to play the notes. similarities may happen. but all it takes is few notes in different place in different time or just played in combination with a different note to make it into a new experience.

ofcourse you with your stupidity might be unable to see it. but maybe in the future once you have passed kindergarden you might start to understand what im talking about



and as for the last part. i would think you know the answer to that one. what not with having life time worth of experience with being mentally retarded.
User avatar #96 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
#93

So you pointed out generalization when I bring out an analogy not as specific, but still applicable to the point we are discussing, completely dismissable.
Never said I didn't use fallacies either unknowingly or with specific intent, just implied that you use >>>MUH FALLACIES like feminists use >>>MUH PATRIARCHY, completely meaninglessly. Oh and ofcourse >>>MUH GOOGLE, how could I forget.

You have completely strayed off from the original discussion, my point stands, jump scares are shitty clutches, your movie tastes are garbage. Well played, fuck off.
User avatar #98 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
no its not. you generalize the point so that it no longer even looks the same because they use the same instruments. which just about anybody who has ever listened to music and has iq bigger than their shoe number would know.

and then you try to associate me with a group you hate in what? a pathetic attempt to insult me? or garner sympathy by grouping me with people you consider stupid?? either way that is weak. even for an idiot like you.


and how is this straying from the original point? i claim jumpscares have a place in the horror genre since they are vital for the climax. while you claim they have no place in horror movies because you said so.


and you claim my movie tastes are horrible while you yourself go around talking that cannibal holocaust is a good movie?


and then you just declare that you are right while all your petty little arguments have been refuted and leave?


well fine. atleast this way i get spared from having to listen to more of your stupidity..
User avatar #92 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
Whatever experiences changing note positions might give, it is mostly dulled by the fact that you know from previous experiences what it's going to be. When Ii click on a Metal song I know it's going to have electric guitars, drums, most likely a solo somewhere and most likely a singer. When I click on an instrumental metal song, I know it is just like metal, but will definitely not have a singer. So on. Same with movies.

Also, as you are unable to point out any fallacies but base your entire shitty argument on those apparently existing, I will call you out, point out some fallacies I commited, then I'd like to remind you about the Fallacy Fallacy, and suggest you go fuck yourself. I am aware I am committing Ad Homniem pretty hardcore, but it is 23:40 and Im a pasty nerd arguing with another faggot on the internet, and I really, really dislike stupid faggots.
User avatar #93 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
aka you generalize it enough to validate your point. sure. anything when watched from far enough is just a dot.


"i dont use fallacies YOU USE FALLACIES" and then you even point out what fallacy you are using without even knowing what that fallacy is used for.


and you shouldnt hate yourself. no matter how stupid you are. you still deserve happiness..tho i agree for an idiot of your caliber it might be hard to find any.
#84 - Damn reply barrier, >> #83 response. Let me bl…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Short horror film -2
User avatar #85 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
sharing similarities =/= being the same.


yet again like a baby you jump from one extreme to another. also good job. you are getting better at using google.




and let me rephrase it to you since it seems you are too dumb to understand even a single concept like this: claiming that if you are good enough you can make impossible into reality is a fallacy. and a stupid one at that.
#103 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
Well done, you proved your complete lack of intelligence by being unable to use a template, being unable to bring out a single refuted point, admitting you got baited hook, line and sinker, are absolutely unoriginal with insults and posess horrid grammar as an added bonus of looking like a fool. Topkek, see you in the cringe thread.
User avatar #104 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
well done. you were unable to see that i condensed it all into one small tl:dr.

and considering your insults are just "u is the stuupid" i dont think you have the right to talk.



and you even managed to sink lower. you no longer even try to argue but instead try to pathetically insult me.you even sunk low enough to complain about grammar.


and sure. ill look forward to seeing you in a cringe comp. tard thursday was it not?
#107 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
Why did you anonymously respond to me, I haven't blocked you?
#105 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
Honestly I have no idea that was the tl;dr version because everything you have said so far was about that stupid and short. Also, nice block, faggot, just deal with losing an argument.
#106 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
im just trying to save braincells from having to deal with your stupidty any longer.


and no surprise. the tard doesnt understand what tl:dr is.

tankerruber.



anyway. unlike you. us normal people actually have better things to do. you can keep on crying here in your autistic rage if you want. but i no longer care to waste my time any longer.
User avatar #99 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
Nothing I have posted has been refuted by you.
My claim is not what you precieve my claim to be.
Your tastes are shitty.
You clearly are insulted from the way you respond to me, and one of the reasons Im still humoring myself with you.
Topkek
User avatar #100 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
your whole reply here can be summed up with "nu uh you are stupid" with an added meme in the end..desperately trying to make yourself cool? or maybe another pointless attempt to garner sympathy from a non existant audience. without actually trying to defend anything you have said.

and yes. your very existence is an insult to humanity. such stupidity and hardheadedness should not exist in this day and age. its an insult towards our schooling system and society.
User avatar #101 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
Hahah, now you are just mad, honestly, point out one thing you refuted.
Why would I care for support from some audience, if I'm right? You sound very uncertain and feel like you need to put me down to feel better.
No, really, bring out a refuted point of mine.

I'll be so nice to even give you the template:

[Number of point]. [My point here]
-[Your way of refuting my point]
User avatar #102 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
that jumpscares have no place in horror movies. and that they are vital for the climax?


and you can keep telling yourself that im mad and you are "le master troller" if it helps you sleep well at night. im not one who wishes ill upon the mentally challenged ones.

and that is what im wondering too. yet you seem to go out of your way to try and garner it? maybe you were never loved by your parents and need a way to validate your own existence??who knows.
User avatar #87 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
It's not impossible, and has been done multiple times before. I'd put in an analogy about flight in here, but I doubt you can spare the brain capacity to understand it, so I will put it in a spoiler, when you feel slightly smarter, try to understand it, allright?

Remember back when people claimed flight was an impossible feat by humans? You are also claiming making a good movie without "balance" is impossible. I've said multiple times that it is not, and has been done before, in any movie that is classified horror but lacks a jumpscare, there are many of them. Just like by now, flying is a rather common thing, I will admit good horror is far and few between, but it does exist.

Things sharing similarities = Things often predictable based on previous knowledge of similliar things

Is being a fucking moron a logical fallacy?
User avatar #89 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
the difference here being: flight was proven possible earlier on. and before you provide proof that you can create a movie using only two aspects or one aspect then you are just full of shit. if we claimed that "it might be possible in the future" we could yet again go spouting same level of shit you are. such as saying "someone will make a movie with nothing else but jumpscares and it will be the best horror movie ever. you think its impossible? well so did people think about them aeroplanes!" your argument is just stupidity backed up by fallacies.



which is only true if you fail to play the notes. similarities may happen. but all it takes is few notes in different place in different time or just played in combination with a different note to make it into a new experience.

ofcourse you with your stupidity might be unable to see it. but maybe in the future once you have passed kindergarden you might start to understand what im talking about



and as for the last part. i would think you know the answer to that one. what not with having life time worth of experience with being mentally retarded.
User avatar #96 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
#93

So you pointed out generalization when I bring out an analogy not as specific, but still applicable to the point we are discussing, completely dismissable.
Never said I didn't use fallacies either unknowingly or with specific intent, just implied that you use >>>MUH FALLACIES like feminists use >>>MUH PATRIARCHY, completely meaninglessly. Oh and ofcourse >>>MUH GOOGLE, how could I forget.

You have completely strayed off from the original discussion, my point stands, jump scares are shitty clutches, your movie tastes are garbage. Well played, fuck off.
User avatar #98 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
no its not. you generalize the point so that it no longer even looks the same because they use the same instruments. which just about anybody who has ever listened to music and has iq bigger than their shoe number would know.

and then you try to associate me with a group you hate in what? a pathetic attempt to insult me? or garner sympathy by grouping me with people you consider stupid?? either way that is weak. even for an idiot like you.


and how is this straying from the original point? i claim jumpscares have a place in the horror genre since they are vital for the climax. while you claim they have no place in horror movies because you said so.


and you claim my movie tastes are horrible while you yourself go around talking that cannibal holocaust is a good movie?


and then you just declare that you are right while all your petty little arguments have been refuted and leave?


well fine. atleast this way i get spared from having to listen to more of your stupidity..
User avatar #92 - tankeruber (06/30/2015) [-]
Whatever experiences changing note positions might give, it is mostly dulled by the fact that you know from previous experiences what it's going to be. When Ii click on a Metal song I know it's going to have electric guitars, drums, most likely a solo somewhere and most likely a singer. When I click on an instrumental metal song, I know it is just like metal, but will definitely not have a singer. So on. Same with movies.

Also, as you are unable to point out any fallacies but base your entire shitty argument on those apparently existing, I will call you out, point out some fallacies I commited, then I'd like to remind you about the Fallacy Fallacy, and suggest you go fuck yourself. I am aware I am committing Ad Homniem pretty hardcore, but it is 23:40 and Im a pasty nerd arguing with another faggot on the internet, and I really, really dislike stupid faggots.
User avatar #93 - angelious (06/30/2015) [-]
aka you generalize it enough to validate your point. sure. anything when watched from far enough is just a dot.


"i dont use fallacies YOU USE FALLACIES" and then you even point out what fallacy you are using without even knowing what that fallacy is used for.


and you shouldnt hate yourself. no matter how stupid you are. you still deserve happiness..tho i agree for an idiot of your caliber it might be hard to find any.

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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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