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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: ㋛ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Youtube Channel: ˘⌣˘ (• ε •)
Steam Profile: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Consoles Owned: ◔ᴗ◔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Video Games Played: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ◔̯◔
X-box Gamertag: ♥‿♥ 【•】_【•】
PSN: ಥ_ಥ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Interests: ಠ_ಠ (◜௰◝)
Date Signed Up:3/22/2013
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Norway
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1670 total,  1878 ,  208
Comment Thumbs: 6258 total,  8688 ,  2430
Content Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:81943
Times Content Favorited:66 times
Total Comments Made:11491
FJ Points:24
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#5051791 - nope 12/22/2014 on Play items +1
#1078 - if i was this genious i would also have spent my talent on wri… 11/04/2014 on tallywacker's profile 0
#1075 - aah how i miss getting mentioned in these stories all the time  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on tallywacker's profile 0
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#1077 - jorgethemaster (11/04/2014) [-]
The person who wrote it is a genius.
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#1078 - tallywacker (11/04/2014) [-]
if i was this genious i would also have spent my talent on writing disturbing texts no one understands
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#1076 - jorgethemaster (11/04/2014) [-]
I found it in my favourites hahaha.
I wish I had more, I only have like 3 more. ):
#5005807 - or are I?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Play items +1
#5005809 - anonymousperson (11/04/2014) [-]
#4995647 - (͡° ʖ ͡°)  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Play items +1
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#4995656 - stagger (10/19/2014) [-]
乂❤‿❤乂
tally!!!11!1!1!!!eleven!!
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#4995660 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
♥‿♥
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#4995665 - stagger (10/19/2014) [-]
(ෆ •∘• )◞
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#4995667 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
:^) <--- best one yet
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#4995670 - stagger (10/19/2014) [-]
♡ლζ(♛ε♛*ζლ♡
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#4995677 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
#4995646 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Play items 0
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#4995648 - anonymousperson (10/19/2014) [-]
i see that .exe
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#4995654 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
convert it to txt
#4892326 - purple is for winners 05/11/2014 on Play items 0
#4887703 - Picture 05/06/2014 on Play items +1
#4865699 - yeah **** it. i can always go back if i change my mind anyways 04/16/2014 on Play items +1
#4865696 - i like the name better.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Play items +1
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#4865698 - kiwirulestwo (04/16/2014) [-]
hey do whatever you wanna do
just gonna be odd not seeing tallywacker in the comments for a bit
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#4865699 - tallywacker (04/16/2014) [-]
yeah fuck it. i can always go back if i change my mind anyways
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#1079 - xinzley (12/24/2014) [-]
squad
#1074 - jorgethemaster (10/27/2014) [-]
He blasted a giant toilet twinkie on my love bubbles just so he could gobble it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The slamming makes me spritz my sex wee all over his bald avenger. My furry cup was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. There was baby gravy leaking from his tallywacker and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. If I don't fluff the muff to get my fallopian fish stock seeping from my ground zero grotto, his womb ferret is going to leave my roast beef platter resembling badly battered road kill.
I ******* lost it..Michael J Fox licking a car battery LOL.
#1075 to #1074 - tallywacker (11/04/2014) [-]
aah how i miss getting mentioned in these stories all the time
#1077 to #1075 - jorgethemaster (11/04/2014) [-]
The person who wrote it is a genius.
#1078 to #1077 - tallywacker (11/04/2014) [-]
if i was this genious i would also have spent my talent on writing disturbing texts no one understands
#1076 to #1075 - jorgethemaster (11/04/2014) [-]
I found it in my favourites hahaha.
I wish I had more, I only have like 3 more. ):
#1073 - lub (05/22/2014) [-]
lolfag
#1068 - bitchyouabitch (04/16/2014) [-]
that white widow sell it to me
#1069 to #1068 - tallywacker (04/16/2014) [-]
you have nothing to buy it with
#1070 to #1069 - bitchyouabitch (04/16/2014) [-]
yeah good point
what would you want for it?
#1071 to #1070 - tallywacker (04/16/2014) [-]
not really interested in selling uniques, but i could sell it for an equally rare i dont have
#1072 to #1071 - bitchyouabitch (04/16/2014) [-]
alright ill try and work soomething out
#1067 - mygems (04/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for the gem <3
#1063 - blobboy (04/13/2014) [-]
YOOO I MADE THIS BACKGROUND BY ACCIDENT
YOOO
#1064 to #1063 - tallywacker (04/13/2014) [-]
thats hella rad as flippin flop pal! not sure how impressed to be though because i dont know what you started out with
#1065 to #1064 - blobboy (04/13/2014) [-]
I forget.
I started with one space, I put another on top with some weird blend option yooo
#1066 to #1065 - tallywacker (04/13/2014) [-]
kewl. made this today for the loading screen for an app were working on (laster = loading). related because space. hey you should check out www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/ if you like doing photoshop ****, its pretty fun. its also a great way to improve your ps skillz
#1059 - doomrager ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Can I do my gamblers with you too?
#1061 to #1059 - tallywacker (04/11/2014) [-]
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you should wait til you get more before you turn them in. i cant go around opening everyone's **** each time something drops.
#1062 to #1061 - doomrager ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol sorry.
#1060 to #1059 - tallywacker (04/11/2014) [-]
sure
#1055 - doomrager ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Can we do 25 or 30? Just collected those today lol
#1056 to #1055 - tallywacker (04/11/2014) [-]
i collect like 150-200 of them every day
but sure, i guess knives arent so rare anymore anwyays
#1057 to #1056 - doomrager ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Up to you.
#1058 to #1057 - tallywacker (04/11/2014) [-]
just send whatever you want
#1054 - doomrager ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Can I buy one of your jeff's?
#1053 - CrabFace (04/08/2014) [-]
Thanks man.