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Age: 21
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X-box Gamertag: ♥‿♥ 【•】_【•】
PSN: ಥ_ಥ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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Date Signed Up:3/22/2013
Last Login:12/08/2014
Location:Norway
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Comment Ranking:#28308
Highest Content Rank:#1600
Highest Comment Rank:#672
Content Thumbs: 1669 total,  1877 ,  208
Comment Thumbs: 6253 total,  8683 ,  2430
Content Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Times Content Favorited:66 times
Total Comments Made:11491
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#1078 - if i was this genious i would also have spent my talent on wri… 11/04/2014 on tallywacker's profile 0
#1075 - aah how i miss getting mentioned in these stories all the time  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on tallywacker's profile 0
User avatar #1077 - jorgethemaster (11/04/2014) [-]
The person who wrote it is a genius.
User avatar #1078 - tallywacker (11/04/2014) [-]
if i was this genious i would also have spent my talent on writing disturbing texts no one understands
User avatar #1076 - jorgethemaster (11/04/2014) [-]
I found it in my favourites hahaha.
I wish I had more, I only have like 3 more. ):
#5005807 - or are I?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Play items +1
#5005809 - anonymousperson (11/04/2014) [-]
#4995647 - (͡° ʖ ͡°)  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4995656 - stagger (10/19/2014) [-]
乂❤‿❤乂
tally!!!11!1!1!!!eleven!!
User avatar #4995660 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
♥‿♥
User avatar #4995665 - stagger (10/19/2014) [-]
(ෆ •∘• )◞
User avatar #4995667 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
:^) <--- best one yet
User avatar #4995670 - stagger (10/19/2014) [-]
♡ლζ(♛ε♛*ζლ♡
User avatar #4995677 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
#4995646 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4995648 - anonymousperson (10/19/2014) [-]
i see that .exe
User avatar #4995654 - lub (10/19/2014) [-]
convert it to txt
#4892326 - purple is for winners 05/11/2014 on Play items 0
#4887703 - Picture 05/06/2014 on Play items +1
#4865699 - yeah **** it. i can always go back if i change my… 04/16/2014 on Play items +1
#4865696 - i like the name better.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4865698 - kiwirulestwo (04/16/2014) [-]
hey do whatever you wanna do
just gonna be odd not seeing tallywacker in the comments for a bit
User avatar #4865699 - tallywacker (04/16/2014) [-]
yeah fuck it. i can always go back if i change my mind anyways
#4865694 - thinking about* 04/16/2014 on Play items 0
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User avatar #1074 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
He blasted a giant toilet twinkie on my love bubbles just so he could gobble it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The slamming makes me spritz my sex wee all over his bald avenger. My furry cup was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. There was baby gravy leaking from his tallywacker and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. If I don't fluff the muff to get my fallopian fish stock seeping from my ground zero grotto, his womb ferret is going to leave my roast beef platter resembling badly battered road kill.
I ******* lost it..Michael J Fox licking a car battery LOL.
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - tallywacker (11/04/2014) [-]
aah how i miss getting mentioned in these stories all the time
User avatar #1077 to #1075 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The person who wrote it is a genius.
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - tallywacker (11/04/2014) [-]
if i was this genious i would also have spent my talent on writing disturbing texts no one understands
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I found it in my favourites hahaha.
I wish I had more, I only have like 3 more. ):
User avatar #1073 - lub ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
lolfag
User avatar #1068 - bitchyouabitch (04/16/2014) [-]
that white widow sell it to me
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - tallywacker (04/16/2014) [-]
you have nothing to buy it with
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - bitchyouabitch (04/16/2014) [-]
yeah good point
what would you want for it?
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - tallywacker (04/16/2014) [-]
not really interested in selling uniques, but i could sell it for an equally rare i dont have
User avatar #1072 to #1071 - bitchyouabitch (04/16/2014) [-]
alright ill try and work soomething out
#1067 - mygems (04/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for the gem <3
#1063 - blobboy ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
YOOO I MADE THIS BACKGROUND BY ACCIDENT
YOOO
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - tallywacker (04/13/2014) [-]
thats hella rad as flippin flop pal! not sure how impressed to be though because i dont know what you started out with
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - blobboy ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I forget.
I started with one space, I put another on top with some weird blend option yooo
#1066 to #1065 - tallywacker (04/13/2014) [-]
kewl. made this today for the loading screen for an app were working on (laster = loading). related because space. hey you should check out You need to login to view this link if you like doing photoshop **** , its pretty fun. its also a great way to improve your ps skillz
User avatar #1059 - doomrager (04/11/2014) [-]
Can I do my gamblers with you too?
User avatar #1061 to #1059 - tallywacker (04/11/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
you should wait til you get more before you turn them in. i cant go around opening everyone's **** each time something drops.
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - doomrager (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol sorry.
User avatar #1055 - doomrager (04/11/2014) [-]
Can we do 25 or 30? Just collected those today lol
#1056 to #1055 - tallywacker (04/11/2014) [-]
i collect like 150-200 of them every day
but sure, i guess knives arent so rare anymore anwyays
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - doomrager (04/11/2014) [-]
Up to you.
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - tallywacker (04/11/2014) [-]
just send whatever you want
User avatar #1054 - doomrager (04/11/2014) [-]
Can I buy one of your jeff's?
User avatar #1053 - CrabFace (04/08/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #1051 - capslockrage (04/07/2014) [-]
too much/just don't want the weed?
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - tallywacker (04/07/2014) [-]
bit of both. also holy and insanity cats are pretty hard to make
#1050 - fabretradocftfw (03/28/2014) [-]
ty for the scribes and hoarders
and ty for leaving the board
User avatar #1046 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
Thanks! :]
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - tallywacker (03/27/2014) [-]
np. now get to 10k
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
That's impossible. /:
User avatar #1044 - capslockrage (03/26/2014) [-]
sell me your tokens?
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - tallywacker (03/26/2014) [-]
Danks for coal, but I'm keeping muh tokens
User avatar #1041 - ied (03/24/2014) [-]
Wow, you selling iron?
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - ied (03/24/2014) [-]
**** .
I could have done so much with it.
User avatar #1027 - partially (03/23/2014) [-]
Are you really nipphul : )?
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - partially (03/23/2014) [-]
norly :^) ?
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - tallywacker (03/23/2014) [-]
I am Mike hello
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - partially (03/23/2014) [-]
Hi Mike, i didn't know nippul was called Mike so that's that : )
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - tallywacker (03/23/2014) [-]
oh, im not mike
User avatar #1033 to #1032 - partially (03/23/2014) [-]
Well good job on confusing me : )
User avatar #1034 to #1033 - tallywacker (03/23/2014) [-]
my pleasure
User avatar #1039 to #1034 - weebee (03/24/2014) [-]
2good
User avatar #1035 to #1034 - partially (03/23/2014) [-]
So why the 2 different personalities
You're probably wondering why i was thumbing down nippul : P
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - tallywacker (03/23/2014) [-]
what? i said im not mike lol, that was a copy/pasta you ********** and no im not wondering why you did that
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - tallywacker (03/23/2014) [-]
sry to disappoint you m8 :c
User avatar #1025 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Hello Mike.
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - tallywacker (03/21/2014) [-]
Hello Adam
#1021 - mygems (03/20/2014) [-]
not bad
User avatar #1023 to #1021 - tallywacker (03/20/2014) [-]
i noticed you wrote something in the trade, but i didnt notice it until just as i clicked accept. what did you say?
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - mygems (03/20/2014) [-]
thank you for the hoarders and plans
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - tallywacker (03/20/2014) [-]
sweeeeet thanks yous
User avatar #1018 - ied (03/17/2014) [-]
youselling your new badges?
the rad and dark ones
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - ied (03/17/2014) [-]
damn
ok ty
User avatar #1015 - mygems (03/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - tallywacker (03/12/2014) [-]
wow that went well o.o usually get like 30-40k from those tokens
User avatar #1012 - anonymousperson (03/10/2014) [-]
sell me some pet crates?
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