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talkingmouth

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:5/10/2009
Last Login:6/28/2015
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Total Comments Made:3004
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Fear my nipples.
Fear them.

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#159 - Comment deleted 05/10/2013 on Bioshock and Dishonored 0
#158 - I had (am still having) sex with a very beautiful girl (my one…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Bioshock and Dishonored -1
#160 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
For every 1 semi attractive gamer girl there are 100 if not more ugly nerds. 1 out of 100 isn't a big deal, majority matters more than minorities. I grew up in a family and with friends where we actually went outside. You know, the place with the big yellow bright thing in the sky? That you close your blinds because of it putting a glare on your screen in your dark room?
#518 - I think he's trying to say "I'm angry at my childhood… 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison -1
#93 - I played and beat both more than 3 times And I'm not a virgin  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Bioshock and Dishonored 0
#107 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
You probably had sex with other nerds because that's all you can get. No one else wants your nerdy asses so you're each others last resorts.
User avatar #158 - talkingmouth (05/10/2013) [-]
I had (am still having) sex with a very beautiful girl (my one and only <3) who does like to play games, but she is not a "nerd". But yeah, we acually beat Lost Planet 2 together (and then had sex again)
Did you grow up in an unaccepting family and therefore you rage at things that can (possibly) be considered socially outcasted, and therefore you follow mainstream belief that people who play games on a regular basis are "nerds"? Your nerd rage is so funny :) keep entertaining us!
#160 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
For every 1 semi attractive gamer girl there are 100 if not more ugly nerds. 1 out of 100 isn't a big deal, majority matters more than minorities. I grew up in a family and with friends where we actually went outside. You know, the place with the big yellow bright thing in the sky? That you close your blinds because of it putting a glare on your screen in your dark room?
User avatar #135 - hideyowives (05/10/2013) [-]
my girlfriend is a really hot geek
im not sure what is wrong in this situation
#155 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
She's a nerd... that's what's wrong.
#159 - talkingmouth has deleted their comment.
#91 - both absolutely incredible games 05/10/2013 on Bioshock and Dishonored +9
#237 - This is ******* amazing to me Mainly because I love… 05/09/2013 on Shelter from the cold war 0
#236 - In recent years 05/09/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... 0
#15 - Dude, thats ******* badass. Cold War/Nuclear Developmen… 05/09/2013 on Shelter from the cold war 0
#12 - I thoroughly enjoyed this content. +1 for you. 05/09/2013 on Quick brown fox jumps over... 0
#76 - I have some Roman in me... 05/06/2013 on Egyptian 0
#7 - Playing BioShock Infinite and your thoughts as it progresses: …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Bioshock Infinite: Poem... +38
User avatar #30 - klina (05/05/2013) [-]
You forgot one line in the end.
"Fuck you too game."
#280 - Comment deleted 05/03/2013 on Coming soon... 0
#284 - you are not funny 05/03/2013 on Punchline -1
#11 - The way I see it, if she doesn't want to go bearskin, there ar… 05/02/2013 on hmm... -1
#35 - Played all of them, from Gameboy to DS. All incredible gam… 05/02/2013 on Fire emblem 0
#23 - Coming from a pickle  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on wut +18
User avatar #39 - garentei (05/02/2013) [-]
a pickled horse fetus that is
#3 - I... Uh... I Dont Know Anything Anymore 04/27/2013 on WAT 0
#322 - I find the way its sucked into it slightly disturbing to look at... 04/27/2013 on Did he died? 0
#110 - FAIDS FAIDS ******* FAIDS 04/27/2013 on He helped 0
#16 - Indeed 04/27/2013 on Good Guy Keanu 0
#12 - Sent 3/4 of it to cancer research for his sister? I know right…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Good Guy Keanu +13
User avatar #15 - CaptainWaffles (04/27/2013) [-]
Also in his contract he wanted a bunch of that money to go to the special effects crew as well. A selfless man indeed. :)
User avatar #110 - anonomoz (04/28/2013) [-]
i'm ashamed, im no one, no money no good looking, yet complaining about life while the keanu motherfucking reeves could fuck bitch everyday but live a humble life and always looks sad
User avatar #16 - talkingmouth (04/27/2013) [-]
Indeed
#6 - my default response to people saying "what the **** … 04/27/2013 on FTW -1
#13 - Every single movement caused a slight tremor to run down my spine 04/27/2013 on Woah +1
#9 - Keanu is an example to people around the world. This man t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Good Guy Keanu +72
User avatar #11 - CaptainWaffles (04/27/2013) [-]
Especially after I learned what he did with the money he made off of the matrix...
User avatar #12 - talkingmouth (04/27/2013) [-]
Sent 3/4 of it to cancer research for his sister? I know right.
"If I dont need things to be happy, neither do you" ~Reeves
He lives in a FLAT.
Keanu Reeves lives in a fucking FLAT
praise that sad, sad man
User avatar #15 - CaptainWaffles (04/27/2013) [-]
Also in his contract he wanted a bunch of that money to go to the special effects crew as well. A selfless man indeed. :)
User avatar #110 - anonomoz (04/28/2013) [-]
i'm ashamed, im no one, no money no good looking, yet complaining about life while the keanu motherfucking reeves could fuck bitch everyday but live a humble life and always looks sad
User avatar #16 - talkingmouth (04/27/2013) [-]
Indeed
#31 - I really hated reading the theatric book simply because of thi… 04/26/2013 on Biggest overly attached... 0

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User avatar #15 - talkingmouth (01/22/2015) [-]
im gonna start dumping my reactions pics on my profile.
User avatar #14 - twentyseconds (01/08/2015) [-]
no ones ever stickied my comment before... I don't know what to say....
y-you too
User avatar #13 - donjulio (12/13/2014) [-]
**donjulio used "*roll pokemon*"**
**donjulio rolls Nuzleaf**
#12 - donjulio (12/03/2014) [-]
Here's some feels for you!
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #8 - talkingmouth (08/28/2014) [-]
where the **** did you come from
how long have you been here
how have i not noticed
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (08/29/2014) [-]
(06/24/2014)

3 months
User avatar #7 - talkingmouth (01/17/2014) [-]
***** sake I'm still packing...
User avatar #6 - talkingmouth (07/12/2011) [-]
Almost a year later:
Still on my way...
#3 - talkingmouth (11/11/2010) [-]
ON MY WAY TO FUNNYJUNK FAME!
ON MY WAY TO FUNNYJUNK FAME!
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