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|#3 - Its a parody of another video that used coffee as an analogy for sex. [+] (2 new replies)||02/24/2016 on Brits||+1|
#7 - anon (02/25/2016) [-]
Its a sex of another sex that used sex as a sex for sex.
has this clarified things?
|#8 - Everyone is doing it nowadays.||02/12/2016 on you worship a false idol||0|
|#2 - " I'm drowning, Chang... "||11/17/2015 on Johnny boy||+69|
|#3 - I would like to know myself.||11/17/2015 on 8chan's go-to #1 hit mp4||0|
|#191831 - I don't know if this is the right place to ask this, but I hav…||07/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#19 - Whats the problem with that? [+] (1 new reply)||07/20/2015 on skynet will soon be...||+1|
|#18 - Just another reason for the government to go ******** and tigh… [+] (9 new replies)||07/17/2015 on Skynet is pleased||+71|
#35 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
I always thought the drone thing was a bad idea for civilian use, I mean it wouldn't be much of a stretch to just attach a pipe bomb to it and fly it somewhere.
Although I guess the same could be said of remote controlled helis and they've been around for a long time and nothing has happened.
#37 - bloodoffear (07/17/2015) [-]
The issue though is that if you can make a pipe bomb, you can take grab the parts from radioshack and make a quadcopter no problem. So why ban them from honest people who can do cool new things or even just have some fun, when dishonest people can just build it anyways. Its not like a gun, with a tutorial and some cash its not even hard to build.
#59 - edgecutter (07/17/2015) [-]
And to preface what I'm going to say, I'm not against flexible gun-laws, despite being a yuropoor. Neither am I against moderation of firearm distribution or commercialization.
However, you're implying making a gun yourself is impossible, or at least very difficult.
Manufacturing your own firearms is absolutely not difficult; especially if you understand the physics behind them. It doesn't stop with Bolt-Action, either. You can make your own semi-automatic gun, or even fully automatic.
All you really need is a forge of some sort, a moderate understanding of firearms, explosive powder (and primers which could be self manufactured as well) for the bullets, a bullet mold (which is really the hardest part here) and a hammer and anvil if you're willing to go all medieval on it. Otherwise, you can do it more efficiently and effectively with a CNC machine for the internals.
So, all in all, if you have the competence to make your own drone, you have the competence to learn how to make your own firearm and to a limited extent, your own ammunition (I doubt a regular civillian will be able to make tungsten core ammo, or anything equally fancy, to explain my "to a limited extent" statement).
#61 - trostell (07/17/2015) [-]
If you want to go full minuteman on it, you could just use ball bearings as projectiles, and use the old trick of cloth cartridges. It worked for however-fucking-long, until metal became standard, and cloth is a helluva lot easier to work with than metal. You could even make a gun out of standard parts from a hardware store if you got real inventive on how to make it.
|#24 - Its saddens me that we have come to a point that an app like t… [+] (56 new replies)||07/15/2015 on Fucking Cunts Getting Mad||+464|
#203 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
lol Americans are so fucking DUMB
#161 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
True. Nevertheless genius idea. 10/10
#178 - straitedge (07/16/2015) [-]
The closest thing to a feminist that I've seen out here as FJ describes them is a female in my class that says that she joined the army due to a lack of women in the military, and even then, the worst she does is occasionally mention the wage gap and all that shit. She doesn't rip people's heads off over "sexist" jokes. She even makes some.
Ya'll niggas need to experience the real world and get over your "Women are feminist and feminists are nazis" bullshit.
#181 - nickypickle (07/16/2015) [-]
believe it or not, they still exist.
the fact that you even hear stories about SJW's means that there are more than you would think, even if that number is still really insignificant. the concept is kinda like the unspoken but known rules of not leaving your child alone at a park at night. the sad part is that society has built up to the moment where this was needed to be said aloud.
#193 - nickypickle (07/16/2015) [-]
to judge an entire species by the face of a single example would be futile. and even with that said, I still think you're underestimating these people. you can find out the most of what they can do and what they will do to an extent, and these become news once it happens every so often, which can also increase.
these people exist and will exist. just like natural disasters, pedophiles, murders, etc. its become a "natural thing". how you will beware it will be up to you. dont assume otherwise to others though.
** aaasources.tumblr.com/post/85735937171/but-not-all-feminists-are-like-that **
#155 - mattdoggy (07/16/2015) [-]
Soon all sexual encounters will require documentation and forms to be filled out
It will be run with government regulations and by a corporation with sponsors
If you want to bang a 9/10 drunk blonde you'll have to go through 5 hours of paper work and bring in an empty Mountain Dew 2 liter and bag of Doritos.
#186 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/16/2015) [-]
Well 1. If they say they changed their mind after ther app was used, but didn't, and the accused said that isn't true, law enforcement will take the side of the documentation.
2. If they do change their mind after the app was used, then you don't have sex with them, cause that is actually rape.
#140 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
They would need to have video proof that they changed her mind. The crout will only trust the proof presented. So just wait for the anti conent app to come.
#133 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
take the video while engaged in sex all the way till finishing
#137 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
sorry you thrust one more time than was agreed upon in the blood oath contract, you are now a rapist
#211 - europe (07/16/2015) [-]
You know what the odds are of coming across a bitch that's going to cry rape the next night? Less than 1%. It's going to go to 0% if you stay away from the crazy chicks, the drunk ones and the ones with dyed hair.
You guys cry about this like you've ever been the victim of anything comparable to this
#212 - ffinfinity (07/16/2015) [-]
I suppose your right, its a simple motto to live by "Never Stick Your Dick In Crazy" but it happens more so than you might think, I shudder that all the men who have been falsely accused of rape. I remember seeing a video of a drunk women being pulled over by a cop and accused the cop of rape despite being caught on a lapel cam that he did no such thing. If it wasn't for clear evidence like that, the cop could easily have lost his job, reputation, family, and even his freedom.
#72 - darkkiddd (07/15/2015) [-]
I dont know if you feel the same way but i think its kind of sad that our society is that way now. I mean i dont think like you should have only one partner for life but i damn sure dont think its ok to sleep with a differnt woman every week. Its kinda sad that as a guy your kind of expected to fuck every woman you can. Sex should be left to a stable relationship just like you said. After you know the person and trust the person and have actual feelings for the person but i dont know. Maybe thats just me.
#159 - refundable (07/16/2015) [-]
I've had 2 stable girlfriends who I sex'd with regularly accuse me of rape in one form or another. The first time I woke up one night and tried to initiate by groping and kissing and other foreplay and she woke up, got pissed and told me to go to sleep so I do. Next morning I wake up and she is insta-bitching about rape. I've woken up with her on my dick SEVERAL times so that's some bullshit. She ended up blackmailing me into staying with her. Next time was a few years later, at a girls house for the 4th night in a row. We sex every night and every morning, pretty fucking consistent. She drinks 2 glasses of wine one night and is ToOwAsTeDLoL, she starts hitting on me hard, throwing mad pussy and begging for cock. I comply and the next morning she wakes up mad asking what happened. I tell her and she gets pissed and starts dropping the rape hints and i'm like, the fuck? Dumped that inconsistent bitch and learned a lesson. Always follow the lead of Austin Powers www.anyclip.com/movies/austin-powers-international-man-of-mystery/vanessa-is-drunk/#!quotes/
#63 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm still frightened of having a caring relationship, only to have the girl go psycho and ruin my life.
#108 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
And that's just another perk of fucking men rather than women
#84 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
how about women step up and call this bullshit out?
#139 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
why would they? they don't have the foresight to realize how this is going to affect them in the future.
for anyone reading this who is fizzing about misogyny or whatever, your pool of potential partners is going to be limited to people you don't know who don't want to know you for longer than the act itself and male feminists. this isn't even a threat, it is kind of sad that women can't see how this course of action or inaction is going to affect them when you can already see the effects. false rape accusations aren't just a mans problem, they are a human problem. it has come down to common human decency vs feminism.
#202 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
Hi. I'm a female. Now, before you start fizzing with feminazi vibes and starting to get worried that I will be a blogger (I'm not) I'd like to tell you something sincerely: First, I'm never going to use this app, but I didn't automatically think it's a bad thing because it brings the discussion of consent into focus. If you are really worried about rape-claimers, you should be please by this. They are eliminating themselves. Isn't that what you want?
Next: "Feminism is limiting your choices for a future mate". Well, possibly. In terms of the crazier, frenzied element, this is possibly true. But, as a female, do you want to know what is ever greater in limiting my interest in males? It's fuckbois. The guys that contact you, you say " I'm not interested in long distance" and they call you a cûnt, a mole, b:tch. And that's not feminism saying that's offensive and puts me off. It's because they just called me an ugly mole and even after growing up on the Internet, that's still not pleasant.
So, yeah.... Stop blaming females for the fact that men constantly shoot other men in the foot. We might be limiting ourselves via feminism. But you are limiting yourselves constantly by alienating the people you want to fuck.
#95 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
One of them is now running for president, one was the speaker at the UN for "equal" rights, Majority are in university making this ideology mandatory no matter what major. And even the US military is getting some lecturers from this camp.
what a minority.
#98 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
yep Emma Watson invited men to finally join the human species after all, and isn't your neighbor the country of SJW's?
#104 - animedudej (07/15/2015) [-]
well, Norway isnt perfect, our roads aren't super good, pretty much one lane between two of the biggest cities in the country...
around 150-200km between them but it takes 4-5 hours to drive
i should probably know more about the political scene but i dont. if you ever wanna move here, i'd recommend living around Haugesund. its not the most happening place, but rent is decent and you're in the middle of the road between Stavanger and Bergen
working there now i've discovered some nice import stores as well
i'm ranting, sorry. its been nice talking to you have a nice whatever time of day/night it is where you reside.
#109 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
hm our roads suck to, and good chat broski!
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#67 - akkere (07/15/2015) [-]
I don't get why people are thumbing you down, it's really a no-brainer; if you're going on a date, you should be able to observe for red flags on whether or not you're sticking your dick in crazy. If you're looking to do a one-night stand, then be aware that there's a few other risks that can pop up other than having to wake up to a court order for a rape allegation later on.
Build a stable relationship, make sure you genuinely trust the woman you want to bed with, it's that simple. And especially make sure you understand the difference between trusting them and wanting to trust them.
|#177 - Thanks for the feedback, Fella.||07/09/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal||+1|
|#170 - Hey Guys, Just wanted to thank you for getting me to the front… [+] (2 new replies)||07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal||0|