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#4 - Angela Merkel is the chancellor of Germany.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2016 on A River In Egypt +15
#10 - inept (08/19/2016) [-]
She has so much control of the UK she might as well be our PM..
#16 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
What? since when?
#33 - inept (08/20/2016) [-]
Since she became the head of the EU. She stops us from controlling our borders, she has stopped us from limiting benefits to migrants she has fucked us over for years..

And we can't do anything 'till article 50 is triggered and we can finally begin Brexiting..
#3 - Its a parody of another video that used coffee as an analogy for sex.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2016 on Brits +1
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#4 - drl (02/24/2016) [-]
why not just say sex
#7 - anon (02/25/2016) [-]
Its a sex of another sex that used sex as a sex for sex.
has this clarified things?
#8 - Everyone is doing it nowadays. 02/12/2016 on you worship a false idol 0
#2 - " I'm drowning, Chang... " 11/17/2015 on Johnny boy +69
#3 - I would like to know myself. 11/17/2015 on 8chan's go-to #1 hit mp4 0
#191831 - I don't know if this is the right place to ask this, but I hav… 07/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#19 - Whats the problem with that?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on skynet will soon be... +1
#20 - failsc (07/20/2015) [-]
um, i enjoy having an immune system and not being known as a race of space gypsies?
#18 - Just another reason for the government to go ******** and tigh…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Skynet is pleased +71
#123 - collnorthwyl (07/17/2015) [-]
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#48 - linkeron (07/17/2015) [-]
Mounting a weapon onto a civilian vehicle is already illegal. There's no 'tighter laws' about it.
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#84 - charagrin (07/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but just like firearms in the past, shit like this will cause actually getting a drone to be harder. Gotta be 18 to get a drone, need an ID, have a 3 day wait, background check, only use it in approved areas, must keep it dissasembled, etc.
#35 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
I always thought the drone thing was a bad idea for civilian use, I mean it wouldn't be much of a stretch to just attach a pipe bomb to it and fly it somewhere.

Although I guess the same could be said of remote controlled helis and they've been around for a long time and nothing has happened.
#55 - absolutedisgust (07/17/2015) [-]
can these types of drones actually carry a payload large enough to cause significant damage?
#37 - bloodoffear (07/17/2015) [-]
The issue though is that if you can make a pipe bomb, you can take grab the parts from radioshack and make a quadcopter no problem. So why ban them from honest people who can do cool new things or even just have some fun, when dishonest people can just build it anyways. Its not like a gun, with a tutorial and some cash its not even hard to build.
#59 - edgecutter (07/17/2015) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with you here.
And to preface what I'm going to say, I'm not against flexible gun-laws, despite being a yuropoor. Neither am I against moderation of firearm distribution or commercialization.
However, you're implying making a gun yourself is impossible, or at least very difficult.

Manufacturing your own firearms is absolutely not difficult; especially if you understand the physics behind them. It doesn't stop with Bolt-Action, either. You can make your own semi-automatic gun, or even fully automatic.

All you really need is a forge of some sort, a moderate understanding of firearms, explosive powder (and primers which could be self manufactured as well) for the bullets, a bullet mold (which is really the hardest part here) and a hammer and anvil if you're willing to go all medieval on it. Otherwise, you can do it more efficiently and effectively with a CNC machine for the internals.

So, all in all, if you have the competence to make your own drone, you have the competence to learn how to make your own firearm and to a limited extent, your own ammunition (I doubt a regular civillian will be able to make tungsten core ammo, or anything equally fancy, to explain my "to a limited extent" statement).
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#69 - plasterboy (07/17/2015) [-]
You can also buy all the parts to an AR 15 except for the lower receiver (which is legally the gun) then just make your own lower receiver by buying an incomplete one online and drilling a few holes in it.
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#61 - trostell (07/17/2015) [-]
If you want to go full minuteman on it, you could just use ball bearings as projectiles, and use the old trick of cloth cartridges. It worked for however-fucking-long, until metal became standard, and cloth is a helluva lot easier to work with than metal. You could even make a gun out of standard parts from a hardware store if you got real inventive on how to make it.
#24 - Its saddens me that we have come to a point that an app like t…  [+] (56 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Fucking Cunts Getting Mad +464
#203 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
lol Americans are so fucking DUMB
#161 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
True. Nevertheless genius idea. 10/10
#158 - kristernorge (07/16/2015) [-]
No, its not. if you'd step outside your door more often you'd see that people are still people and not fucking filled with SJW.
#178 - straitedge (07/16/2015) [-]
Why were you thumbed down? You're right.
The closest thing to a feminist that I've seen out here as FJ describes them is a female in my class that says that she joined the army due to a lack of women in the military, and even then, the worst she does is occasionally mention the wage gap and all that shit. She doesn't rip people's heads off over "sexist" jokes. She even makes some.
Ya'll niggas need to experience the real world and get over your "Women are feminist and feminists are nazis" bullshit.
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#183 - balzac (07/16/2015) [-]
Can that even be considered a "Feminist" as we know it online? That's more like a real Feminist... She thinks there's a lack of women in Military so she joins the military. She's fixing the "issue" instead of bitching about it while doing nothing.
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#187 - straitedge (07/16/2015) [-]
True, she could be considered a true feminist, but really, she is extremely annoying and a shitty soldier. We nicknamed her Meg because we tell her to shut up so much.
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#181 - nickypickle (07/16/2015) [-]
believe it or not, they still exist.
the fact that you even hear stories about SJW's means that there are more than you would think, even if that number is still really insignificant. the concept is kinda like the unspoken but known rules of not leaving your child alone at a park at night. the sad part is that society has built up to the moment where this was needed to be said aloud.
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#188 - straitedge (07/16/2015) [-]
Eh, I still believe that it's moreso the few who scream the loudest are the ones heard the most. Most women, even feminists, aren't as described by this website.
I've been around, and I have yet to encounter one.
#193 - nickypickle (07/16/2015) [-]
I can't take your word for it, sorry
to judge an entire species by the face of a single example would be futile. and even with that said, I still think you're underestimating these people. you can find out the most of what they can do and what they will do to an extent, and these become news once it happens every so often, which can also increase.

these people exist and will exist. just like natural disasters, pedophiles, murders, etc. its become a "natural thing". how you will beware it will be up to you. dont assume otherwise to others though.





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#155 - mattdoggy (07/16/2015) [-]
Just wait
Soon all sexual encounters will require documentation and forms to be filled out
It will be run with government regulations and by a corporation with sponsors
If you want to bang a 9/10 drunk blonde you'll have to go through 5 hours of paper work and bring in an empty Mountain Dew 2 liter and bag of Doritos.
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#129 - logicstrike (07/15/2015) [-]
it doesn't work though they could just say they changed their mind after the app was used, or indeed they could change their mind after the app was used, ad it's totaly redundant
#186 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/16/2015) [-]
Well 1. If they say they changed their mind after ther app was used, but didn't, and the accused said that isn't true, law enforcement will take the side of the documentation.
2. If they do change their mind after the app was used, then you don't have sex with them, cause that is actually rape.
#140 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
They would need to have video proof that they changed her mind. The crout will only trust the proof presented. So just wait for the anti conent app to come.
#133 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
take the video while engaged in sex all the way till finishing
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#134 - logicstrike (07/15/2015) [-]
that's pretty much the only way
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#204 - imofcnotharveydent (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't see how this app would work, a real rapist could just force the person to agree on video
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#209 - zacoren (07/16/2015) [-]
Its says that the app is supposed to tell if the person is in a fit state to agree, so maybe it can detect distress or something of the sort
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#210 - imofcnotharveydent (07/16/2015) [-]
that's actual quite smart
#137 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
sorry you thrust one more time than was agreed upon in the blood oath contract, you are now a rapist
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#112 - europe (07/15/2015) [-]
#147 - ffinfinity (07/16/2015) [-]
what was the point of that
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#211 - europe (07/16/2015) [-]
You know what the odds are of coming across a bitch that's going to cry rape the next night? Less than 1%. It's going to go to 0% if you stay away from the crazy chicks, the drunk ones and the ones with dyed hair.
You guys cry about this like you've ever been the victim of anything comparable to this
#212 - ffinfinity (07/16/2015) [-]
I suppose your right, its a simple motto to live by "Never Stick Your Dick In Crazy" but it happens more so than you might think, I shudder that all the men who have been falsely accused of rape. I remember seeing a video of a drunk women being pulled over by a cop and accused the cop of rape despite being caught on a lapel cam that he did no such thing. If it wasn't for clear evidence like that, the cop could easily have lost his job, reputation, family, and even his freedom.
#177 - thetrapkiller (07/16/2015) [-]
he's half-Dhalsim
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#131 - shibblehiggins (07/15/2015) [-]
#55 - alfonshister (07/15/2015) [-]
you don't.

just keep that stuff for a stable relationship.

The problem is that regularily having sex with different partners has become acceptable in our society. So nobody takes a closer look at what he is doing.
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#72 - darkkiddd (07/15/2015) [-]
I dont know if you feel the same way but i think its kind of sad that our society is that way now. I mean i dont think like you should have only one partner for life but i damn sure dont think its ok to sleep with a differnt woman every week. Its kinda sad that as a guy your kind of expected to fuck every woman you can. Sex should be left to a stable relationship just like you said. After you know the person and trust the person and have actual feelings for the person but i dont know. Maybe thats just me.
#159 - refundable (07/16/2015) [-]
I've had 2 stable girlfriends who I sex'd with regularly accuse me of rape in one form or another. The first time I woke up one night and tried to initiate by groping and kissing and other foreplay and she woke up, got pissed and told me to go to sleep so I do. Next morning I wake up and she is insta-bitching about rape. I've woken up with her on my dick SEVERAL times so that's some bullshit. She ended up blackmailing me into staying with her. Next time was a few years later, at a girls house for the 4th night in a row. We sex every night and every morning, pretty fucking consistent. She drinks 2 glasses of wine one night and is ToOwAsTeDLoL, she starts hitting on me hard, throwing mad pussy and begging for cock. I comply and the next morning she wakes up mad asking what happened. I tell her and she gets pissed and starts dropping the rape hints and i'm like, the fuck? Dumped that inconsistent bitch and learned a lesson. Always follow the lead of Austin Powers www.anyclip.com/movies/austin-powers-international-man-of-mystery/vanessa-is-drunk/#!quotes/
#63 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm still frightened of having a caring relationship, only to have the girl go psycho and ruin my life.
#54 - infinitereaper (07/15/2015) [-]
Blame women.
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#182 - nickypickle (07/16/2015) [-]
2d for life
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#196 - infinitereaper (07/16/2015) [-]
waifu age is upon us
#108 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
And that's just another perk of fucking men rather than women
#78 - animedudej (07/15/2015) [-]
no. blame only the pieces of filth that wanna bang and regret it the next day and think its a good idea to claim rape

just so happens allot of women have been doing it
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#136 - piratecrew (07/15/2015) [-]
ok.. not actual rapists? i mean they are the root of the problem.

yes i know what you mean
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#215 - animedudej (07/16/2015) [-]
just clarifying for others who might not get it. the bitches/bastards who claim "fake" rape after consensual sex are kindof ruining it for the people who actually get raped
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#217 - piratecrew (07/16/2015) [-]
tru dat
#84 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
how about women step up and call this bullshit out?
#139 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
why would they? they don't have the foresight to realize how this is going to affect them in the future.

for anyone reading this who is fizzing about misogyny or whatever, your pool of potential partners is going to be limited to people you don't know who don't want to know you for longer than the act itself and male feminists. this isn't even a threat, it is kind of sad that women can't see how this course of action or inaction is going to affect them when you can already see the effects. false rape accusations aren't just a mans problem, they are a human problem. it has come down to common human decency vs feminism.
#202 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
Hi. I'm a female. Now, before you start fizzing with feminazi vibes and starting to get worried that I will be a blogger (I'm not) I'd like to tell you something sincerely: First, I'm never going to use this app, but I didn't automatically think it's a bad thing because it brings the discussion of consent into focus. If you are really worried about rape-claimers, you should be please by this. They are eliminating themselves. Isn't that what you want?

Next: "Feminism is limiting your choices for a future mate". Well, possibly. In terms of the crazier, frenzied element, this is possibly true. But, as a female, do you want to know what is ever greater in limiting my interest in males? It's fuckbois. The guys that contact you, you say " I'm not interested in long distance" and they call you a cûnt, a mole, b:tch. And that's not feminism saying that's offensive and puts me off. It's because they just called me an ugly mole and even after growing up on the Internet, that's still not pleasant.

So, yeah.... Stop blaming females for the fact that men constantly shoot other men in the foot. We might be limiting ourselves via feminism. But you are limiting yourselves constantly by alienating the people you want to fuck.
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#85 - animedudej (07/15/2015) [-]
they probably are, but the feminazi "hurr durr men are garbage and should be purged, but lets demean our gender by implying wommen are inherently weaker and unable to consent when under the influence where men can"

its a vocal minority, i hope.
#95 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
One of them is now running for president, one was the speaker at the UN for "equal" rights, Majority are in university making this ideology mandatory no matter what major. And even the US military is getting some lecturers from this camp.

what a minority.
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#96 - animedudej (07/15/2015) [-]
whelp, we're fucked... good think i'm in norway

naa i think i saw some of those "only guys can consent to sex while drunk"

implying women are inferior and men are some kind of sex crazed mongrels that dont need to consent to sex cause we're hunting for it 24/7
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#174 - izdubar (07/16/2015) [-]
honesly m80 I am a sex crazed mongrel hunting 24/7

but I do need consent
#98 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
yep Emma Watson invited men to finally join the human species after all, and isn't your neighbor the country of SJW's?
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#100 - animedudej (07/15/2015) [-]
Sweden? hmm havent heard much news from them lately, i should follow the news more...

last thing i heard out of memory is from Demnark that they are thinking about allowing stores to take credit/debit cards exclusively :S
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#141 - daniboyi (07/16/2015) [-]
well in Denmark we just had a new election for prime minister.
#101 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
must be nice to live in a place that doesn't bitch about every god damn thing....heres news about Sweden

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#104 - animedudej (07/15/2015) [-]
well, Norway isnt perfect, our roads aren't super good, pretty much one lane between two of the biggest cities in the country...

around 150-200km between them but it takes 4-5 hours to drive

i should probably know more about the political scene but i dont. if you ever wanna move here, i'd recommend living around Haugesund. its not the most happening place, but rent is decent and you're in the middle of the road between Stavanger and Bergen

working there now i've discovered some nice import stores as well

i'm ranting, sorry. its been nice talking to you have a nice whatever time of day/night it is where you reside.
#109 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
hm our roads suck to, and good chat broski!
#82 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
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#52 - Ruspanic (07/15/2015) [-]
It's not essential. Just know who you're getting in bed with and if it's a radfem, don't fuck her. However it might seem on the Internet, the overwhelming majority of women are not feminazis.
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#67 - akkere (07/15/2015) [-]
I don't get why people are thumbing you down, it's really a no-brainer; if you're going on a date, you should be able to observe for red flags on whether or not you're sticking your dick in crazy. If you're looking to do a one-night stand, then be aware that there's a few other risks that can pop up other than having to wake up to a court order for a rape allegation later on.
Build a stable relationship, make sure you genuinely trust the woman you want to bed with, it's that simple. And especially make sure you understand the difference between trusting them and wanting to trust them.
#31 - muffinssnuffims (07/15/2015) [-]
Yes, because so many of us on FJ will need to use it and have it kill the mood.
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#28 - tatwo (07/15/2015) [-]
It's even more saddening that people are against it.
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#29 - phoxic (07/15/2015) [-]
eh, I'll never gett to use it anyways
#177 - Thanks for the feedback, Fella. 07/09/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal +1