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#11747777 - **takeaseat used "*roll picture*"** **takeaseat rolled ima… 2 hours ago on My Little Board® 0
#11745289 - a little 16 hours ago on My Little Board® 0
#11745277 - t-thaanks  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on My Little Board® 0
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#11745280 - pulseythekid (16 hours ago) [-]
Are you worried?
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#11745289 - takeaseat (16 hours ago) [-]
a little
#11745238 - is this the new snuggly? 16 hours ago on My Little Board® +1
#11745237 - i have an exammm soon but im good pulseeyyy ^w^  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on My Little Board® +1
#11745241 - pulseythekid (16 hours ago) [-]
Good. Good luck for the exam.
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#11745277 - takeaseat (16 hours ago) [-]
t-thaanks
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#11745280 - pulseythekid (16 hours ago) [-]
Are you worried?
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#11745289 - takeaseat (16 hours ago) [-]
a little
#11745211 - nice job 16 hours ago on My Little Board® 0
#11745207 - **takeaseat used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **takeaseat rol… 16 hours ago on My Little Board® 0
#11745204 - ;w;  [+] (6 new replies) 16 hours ago on My Little Board® 0
#11745213 - pulseythekid (16 hours ago) [-]
Hey! sorry i wasn't paying attention. I'm cool how are you tdy?
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#11745237 - takeaseat (16 hours ago) [-]
i have an exammm soon
but im good pulseeyyy ^w^
#11745241 - pulseythekid (16 hours ago) [-]
Good. Good luck for the exam.
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#11745277 - takeaseat (16 hours ago) [-]
t-thaanks
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#11745280 - pulseythekid (16 hours ago) [-]
Are you worried?
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#11745289 - takeaseat (16 hours ago) [-]
a little
#11745177 - whats up? 16 hours ago on My Little Board® 0
#11745142 - o k a y d e n 17 hours ago on My Little Board® +1
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#12721 - takeaseat (05/01/2016) [-]
stickied by takeaseat
#12722 - bitchesdigcelestia (05/01/2016) [-]
#12723 to #12722 - takeaseat (05/01/2016) [-]
haaaaaaai bitttchhyyy
#12724 to #12723 - bitchesdigcelestia (05/01/2016) [-]
whats up muchacho we can just talk on steam if you want
#12725 to #12724 - takeaseat (05/01/2016) [-]
yes pls
#12719 - peacegirl (04/21/2016) [-]
>:c
#12720 to #12719 - takeaseat (04/21/2016) [-]
basicallyyyyyy lol
#12716 - sekeido (04/08/2016) [-]
Alright, let me explain. I was only at her house for about a week. Throughout this week, she was telling me to go to Job Corps (basically a homeless shelter), sent me to a job fair, etc.

So, in the spirit of moving forward in life, I told her I wanted to use her computer to apply for jobs online, even after I had gone to a career fair earlier that day. This led to her telling me she was tired of hearing literally any noise at night, that it was her house, her rules (something she loves to say when she's losing an argument in her home), etc.. Finally I asked if the words "self" and "righteous" meant anything to her. I have never seen her swear before in my entire life. She then proceeded to literally push me out of the house.

3 nights ago, I literally walked until my feet bled. My eyes are open, and my heart is broken. I will never speak to her again.
#12717 to #12716 - takeaseat (04/08/2016) [-]
shes your mom though man
you know youre going to have to make up with her sooner or later. that really sucks tho... i wish i could help you. but theres not much i can do online. where are you now? hows the job hunt going
#12718 to #12717 - sekeido (04/08/2016) [-]
I strongly disagree. I haven't spoken to my dad since Christmas, and I honestly don't see how my mom is any different at this point. I've tried to move forward, be productive, I did her dishes, helped her garden, took out her trash, did her laundry, cleaned her ******* house. All while trying to get a job, move out, and reach a state of independence. Now, she has my wallet, my phone, everything, and I **** you not, there are still blisters on my feet. I honestly don't even know why I keep calling her "mom". She has completely lost my respect. I love her, but I don't think she's ever going to help me survive. Death was a strong possibility the night she kicked me out, and she couldn't care less. She kicked me out into the cold knowing I had nothing, just to prove that she could. Her last words were "have fun being homeless" as though it were my choice. I'm 100% serious, I will never speak to her again.
#12683 - tinkotin (03/26/2016) [-]
u
#12704 to #12683 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
hay tinny
whats ur favorite food?
#12705 to #12704 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
uuuuuh

iunno
#12708 to #12705 - nelliel (03/27/2016) [-]
mine is ass
your ass tbh
#12706 to #12705 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
omgggggg
#12684 to #12683 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
hai tinny
#12710 to #12684 - nelliel (04/04/2016) [-]
seet
#12711 to #12710 - takeaseat (04/04/2016) [-]
hai
#12712 to #12711 - nelliel (04/04/2016) [-]
what are you lookin at
#12713 to #12712 - takeaseat (04/04/2016) [-]
im just doing some homework ;w;
#12714 to #12713 - nelliel (04/04/2016) [-]
are ya winning?
#12715 to #12714 - takeaseat (04/04/2016) [-]
no >w<
#12685 to #12684 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
h-herro
#12686 to #12685 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
how you doing tinyyyy?
#12687 to #12686 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
i'm doin raaaad
'cept for the fact we haven't spoken in 5 million years
wazzup with dat

o well
how u?
#12688 to #12687 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
im goood
i was on spring break
but its okay i havent really been talkin to anyone on here
#12689 to #12688 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
das guud c:
i c ic
no it's not ok omg
#12690 to #12689 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
you can message me on steam whenever you want
#12691 to #12690 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
y-you know i don't like messaging people on that
#12692 to #12691 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
okay
you can message me here then
#12694 to #12693 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
r u homo now?
#12695 to #12694 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
um
wat
#12696 to #12695 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
i thought you said you werent gayy
so i was just wonderrin
#12697 to #12696 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
i have no idea what brought this on but uh
i never sed that i'm pretty sure
#12698 to #12697 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
ooh i get u noww
#12699 to #12698 - tinkotin (03/27/2016) [-]
what what what
#12700 to #12699 - takeaseat (03/27/2016) [-]
im just kidding tinny
#12709 to #12700 - nelliel (03/27/2016) [-]
just **** his ass already, enough of my romance manga are already cliffhangers
#12703 to #12702 - tinkotin
(03/27/2016) [-]
:s
#12665 - cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (02/28/2016) [-]
#12666 to #12665 - takeaseat (02/28/2016) [-]
lol
thanks cosmo
#12659 - kingreptar (02/27/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9iakgFD7hI&ebc=ANyPxKrKBTH4TSNGaHs7Cxvi4q0gq3wEX8Y96vN_HNjDACZ4D6FqLLwyvdy8NSW3YA9U-1hG8DdJeay4DUHdn0CZmnmh0JZ-Nw
Quite a few lyrics in there that explain how you made me feel at the end...like how I wanted to end it because you wouldn't talk and then you'd be all sad
#12660 to #12659 - takeaseat (02/27/2016) [-]
i dont even wanna listen >.>
#12661 to #12660 - kingreptar (02/27/2016) [-]
I'm sure you don't
#12662 to #12661 - takeaseat (02/28/2016) [-]
im sorry the song isnt good
so the lyrics just dont move me ;w;
#12663 to #12662 - kingreptar (02/28/2016) [-]
No, you just don't like my type of music...not the song isn't good
#12664 to #12663 - takeaseat (02/28/2016) [-]
but if you know i dont like it
why you send to me >.<
#12631 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
#12674 to #12631 - takeaseat (03/23/2016) [-]
:o
#12675 to #12674 - twi (03/23/2016) [-]
#12676 to #12675 - takeaseat (03/23/2016) [-]
sooooooo
#12677 to #12676 - twi (03/23/2016) [-]
soooooooo?
#12678 to #12677 - takeaseat (03/23/2016) [-]
yeah ^w^
#12679 to #12678 - twi (03/23/2016) [-]
im gonna gay ur butt
#12680 to #12679 - takeaseat (03/23/2016) [-]
wait
no!
#12681 to #12680 - twi (03/23/2016) [-]
too late
I did it already

ur butt is now filled with gay
#12682 to #12681 - takeaseat (03/23/2016) [-]
my butt was already filled with gay ;c
#12653 to #12652 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
dun forget ur an important friend to me, even if I am awful at making that clear
#12654 to #12653 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
oki
#12655 to #12654 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
#12656 to #12655 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
you should be like old twi
#12657 to #12656 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
but that would be lewd and you hate lewd twi
#12658 to #12657 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
idk
#12632 to #12631 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
#12633 to #12632 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
#12634 to #12633 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
so uh
what brings you here?
#12635 to #12634 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
anime and butts
#12636 to #12635 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
i happen to have both of those
#12637 to #12636 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
#12638 to #12637 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
i should stop now
#12639 to #12638 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
that'd be the worst decision ever
#12640 to #12639 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
i was thinking about internet suicide
or at least fj
#12641 to #12640 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
would you still talk to me on skype?
#12642 to #12641 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
idk
#12643 to #12642 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
but I like to take a seat sometimes
#12644 to #12643 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
im losing motivation to talk to peeps online ;c
#12645 to #12644 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
GIF
pls dont leave me
#12646 to #12645 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
you seem happi
even when we dont talk
it should be k
#12669 to #12646 - twi (03/23/2016) [-]
nell told me to **** you
#12670 to #12669 - takeaseat (03/23/2016) [-]
nel is a gay
#12671 to #12670 - twi (03/23/2016) [-]
ill gay u in the butt

with my peep
#12672 to #12671 - takeaseat (03/23/2016) [-]
no thank you
#12673 to #12672 - twi
(03/23/2016) [-]
[small]OKI[small]
#12647 to #12646 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
I've been depressed for a long time, dunno what you're talking about but I haven't been happy at all

don't go or I'll go to cali and hit you in the face
#12667 to #12647 - nelliel (03/23/2016) [-]
just cum on his face already you fag
#12648 to #12647 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
dare u
#12649 to #12648 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
I will

chadkrockpot.bandcamp.com/album/photograph here is my favorite band camp
#12650 to #12649 - takeaseat (02/23/2016) [-]
omg lol
#12651 to #12650 - twi
(02/23/2016) [-]
sweetbun
#12626 to #12625 - takeaseat (02/19/2016) [-]
um >w<
#12627 to #12626 - kingreptar (02/19/2016) [-]
You don't need to say anything...
#12628 to #12627 - takeaseat (02/19/2016) [-]
i dont like it so much tbh ;c
#12629 to #12628 - kingreptar (02/19/2016) [-]
I wasn't expecting you to like the song..the lyrics..it's just similar to how I feel..or felt about you
#12630 to #12629 - takeaseat (02/19/2016) [-]
yeah i get the lyrics
#12623 - thisisbait (02/18/2016) [-]