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Date Signed Up:1/16/2010
Last Login:6/03/2015
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    I'm a Creepy Fucker I'm a Creepy Fucker
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latest user's comments

#6 - my name is lyle, I placed a vile vial full of bile, next to a … 05/28/2015 on teacher quotes -1
#84 - Or when someone leaves facebook up on their computer and a fri… 05/23/2015 on Hacker +1
#22 - They think Marilyn Monroe was a plus size woman use her as a s… 05/14/2015 on He might have a point though +1
#40 - Ok, now we need a comic about this gem 05/14/2015 on shwoom +7
#2 - Union is the main reason why. As much good as the union does t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on My week +1
User avatar #3 - novabird (05/01/2015) [-]
figures, in that case i'd keep notes on him so they can see how much of a fuck up he really is, they can at least try to filter out the bad workers so it's not trouble for the good ones... :\
#228 - free is good 04/24/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#7 - That craigslist ad. Also wtf does he mean by poly?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Just Some Neckbeard Things +3
User avatar #8 - sursum (04/24/2015) [-]
Polygamous, so more than one wife basically.
#180 - It's Ternaldo! 04/21/2015 on Cringe #33 - Edgy,... 0
#171 - I dare you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Poems 4 Thumbs! 0
User avatar #231 - xxjmacxx (04/15/2015) [-]
I may not be brave
But I fear not your dare
My honor I'll save
With my thousand yard stare

Staring. Staring. Staring. BLINK!
I've pushed my talent to the brink.
#161 - Gives the woman a chance at least to run if nothing else, whil…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Why would there be critics? 0
User avatar #163 - captainprincess (04/13/2015) [-]
Maybe with the use of a vicious toxin you can get the keel-over reaction
But aside from taking that seriously (because I'm sorry but a vicious toxin-filled iron maiden sitting up in the cooch smacks of a flight of fancy to me) I'm wondering just how damned soft and prissy people think rapists are

Simply stabbing him in the cock with a bunch of barbs isn't likely to disable the man for more than two seconds, and unless she's simply pushed up against a wall in an open room that's not really enough time to get any meaningful distance, or place any obstacles between you

That's what I mean is no, it doesn't even give her THAt chance, not on what I would assume to be the average rape situation, which would involve being forcibly restrained in a very small and secluded environment

It's an unnecessary danger, that fucking thing


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