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Date Signed Up:2/17/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#65 - Meh. I just use old socks that nobody would wear again. 12/16/2014 on a few questions 0
#63 - That's why you wrap it.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on a few questions 0
User avatar #64 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like a lot of work to end up with a sock I'd never use again.
User avatar #65 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
Meh. I just use old socks that nobody would wear again.
#61 - I just jerk off straight into the sock itself while wearing it…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on a few questions 0
User avatar #62 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
When I tried it, it just oozed through the sock. Fucking nasty.
User avatar #63 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
That's why you wrap it.
User avatar #64 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like a lot of work to end up with a sock I'd never use again.
User avatar #65 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
Meh. I just use old socks that nobody would wear again.
#56 - Completely legitimate.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on a few questions 0
User avatar #60 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
You use the toilet paper... and wipe it up.... Do you not know how toilet paper works? I've tried a sock once and it was terrible.
User avatar #61 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
I just jerk off straight into the sock itself while wearing it like a condom and just wrap it up so nothing drips out and then there's no mess to clean up. Gotta wash your socks though.
User avatar #62 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
When I tried it, it just oozed through the sock. Fucking nasty.
User avatar #63 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
That's why you wrap it.
User avatar #64 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like a lot of work to end up with a sock I'd never use again.
User avatar #65 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
Meh. I just use old socks that nobody would wear again.
#29 - I only ever use a sock to rub one out and I don't know how one…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/16/2014 on a few questions 0
User avatar #37 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
Are you being sarcastic?
User avatar #56 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
Completely legitimate.
User avatar #60 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
You use the toilet paper... and wipe it up.... Do you not know how toilet paper works? I've tried a sock once and it was terrible.
User avatar #61 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
I just jerk off straight into the sock itself while wearing it like a condom and just wrap it up so nothing drips out and then there's no mess to clean up. Gotta wash your socks though.
User avatar #62 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
When I tried it, it just oozed through the sock. Fucking nasty.
User avatar #63 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
That's why you wrap it.
User avatar #64 - meganinja (12/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like a lot of work to end up with a sock I'd never use again.
User avatar #65 - tacoiiimaniac (12/16/2014) [-]
Meh. I just use old socks that nobody would wear again.
#19 - Not sure if that's right or not. I was using the momentum form…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on canada comp +3
#21 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
I think yours is correct the system just looses kinetic energy to some form of deformation.
#20 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
I used energy conservation.
#5 - The velocity of the rubber octopus and the hockey puck would b…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/12/2014 on canada comp +3
#16 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
The speed would be 19.25 m/s.
1/2 * m1 * v1² = 1/2 * m2 * v2²
-> v2 = sqrt((m1/m2) * v1²) = 19,25

m1 = mass of puck
v1 = speed of puck
m2 = mass of octopus + puck
v2 = speed of octopus + puck
#49 - galiogolem (12/13/2014) [-]
m1*v1 + m2*v2 = (m1+m2)vf

(vf = final velocity)
since v2=0 because we assume the squid is stationary;

m1*v1=(m1+m2)*vf => vf = (m1*v1)/(m1+m2)

Replacing values we have vf=10.59 m*s^-1
#22 - willys (12/13/2014) [-]
Since the two objects slide off together, it can be assumed the collision is inelastic and therefore kinetic energy does not remain constant (the energy is not "lost" but simply converted to other forms, so the law of conservation of energy is upheld). Thus, your equations wouldn't work. However, in any collision, elastic or inelastic, momentum must be conserved. So,

m1*v1=m2*v2

0.115*35=0.380*v2

Solving gives v2=10.59
User avatar #19 - tacoiiimaniac (12/13/2014) [-]
Not sure if that's right or not. I was using the momentum formula.

Before p = m1v1 + m2v2

After p = (m1 + m2)v

where m1 and v1 are for the puck, m2 and v2 are for the octopus, v on its own is the final velocity
#21 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
I think yours is correct the system just looses kinetic energy to some form of deformation.
#20 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
I used energy conservation.
User avatar #9 - killerliquid (12/13/2014) [-]
That one kinda seemed like a Japanese-Canadian question
User avatar #8 - ordanj (12/12/2014) [-]
Wow. I never took Physics. Just Physical Science my sophomore year.
User avatar #46 - fuelnfire (12/13/2014) [-]
What the hell is physical science? In Canada we just had physics, chemistry, and biology in my highschool, least in my province.
#4 - Comment deleted 12/12/2014 on canada comp 0
#5 - Reminds me of the 'Video' boss from Infamous Second Son. 12/12/2014 on Evolution Glitch 0
#23 - That's why I like how Borderlands does it. If you sell an item… 12/12/2014 on Bartering 0

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User avatar #18 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #17 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#16 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
"I wish it were Canada"

Hahahahahaha!
#6 - tredbear (11/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
wat
#10 to #9 - tredbear (11/21/2013) [-]
mfw I see ur profile
mfw I see ur profile
User avatar #11 to #10 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #13 to #12 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Sounds good
User avatar #15 to #14 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
why
#5 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
To unkownthous

I did not do what you're suggesting. I'd never try to take something that did not belong to me and claim it for my own. It just seems wrong. It's strange that my picture appears to be a collaboration of others, but I drew it myself while messing around with the site.
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