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#1711 - ill try my luck 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#214 - This brings a tear to my eye. It felt like my dog was feeling … 03/31/2015 on PUPPY! +2
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#27 - For some reason i only hear these stories from american people…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/13/2015 on not me haha +4
User avatar #67 - niggernazi (03/13/2015) [-]
Maybe because drunken sex is the most common sex over here? The only way you socialize in sweden is with alcohol and so is making a partner for your life. You accidentally fuck an ugly girl at a party? Well too bad because now you're stuck with that bitch.
User avatar #32 - TheFixer (03/13/2015) [-]
cause you keep your women in check over there. these willy cunts over here in America are crafty two faced tricksters.
User avatar #29 - toosexyforyou (03/13/2015) [-]
Only virgins are scared of that happening to them. People who have actually had sex or even just people who talk to girls know that it's not a real risk.
User avatar #31 - jasohazard (03/13/2015) [-]
Except if a girl really wants to fuck you over it can be called "rape" if she said that she was drunk and didn't consent.
"Rape may also be found when a person has sex with a victim who is deemed legally incapable of consenting if she or he is known to be mentally incompetent, intoxicated, or drugged." Source: definitions.uslegal.com/r/rape/
User avatar #33 - toosexyforyou (03/13/2015) [-]
If you're drunk as well then there's no issue. If you're sober then why would you have sex with drunk girls you don't know?
User avatar #40 - rmoran (03/13/2015) [-]
>only responsible if you're sober.

Tell me again how driving drunk is a valid excuse for a car accident.
User avatar #41 - toosexyforyou (03/13/2015) [-]
Refer to comment #37
User avatar #42 - rmoran (03/13/2015) [-]
Likewise, go drink and drive and get back to me. What kind of response is that? I can only assume you're trolling.
User avatar #43 - toosexyforyou (03/13/2015) [-]
Sigh... you can't be charged with knowingly taking advantage of a drunk girl if you're drunk yourself. Besides, it's not easy for a girl to just scream rape after she had consenting sex with you. Look up something called "burden of proof."
User avatar #45 - rmoran (03/13/2015) [-]
Your argument is still "you can't do illegal things if intoxicated". Obviously we can agree that because she's drunk and makes a bad call of consent, it's not rape, but your soberness doesn't mean shit.
User avatar #46 - toosexyforyou (03/13/2015) [-]
Sigh... stop talking to me, moron.
User avatar #34 - jasohazard (03/13/2015) [-]
I see what you mean but I think in court it would hold up more that she was raped because she was drunk even though they both were. Not a lawyer just my thought.
User avatar #35 - toosexyforyou (03/13/2015) [-]
You're dumb. That's not how things work in the real world.
User avatar #36 - jasohazard (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah that is exactly how the real world works. "The law basically says that if you voluntarily got yourself so drunk that you had no idea what you were doing, we're not going to excuse that," law professor Clifford Fishman. I would have preferred a more civil discussion about this but using "You're dumb" as an arguing point doesn't help.
User avatar #37 - toosexyforyou (03/13/2015) [-]
Go get laid then come back and disagree with me.
User avatar #39 - jasohazard (03/13/2015) [-]
Already done that, she was a bitch and I regret it to some extent. Unless you mean go out and find a drunk girl to do it with.
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#42 - That's what troubles me about islam. Although i don't have any…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on #rekt 0
#89 - hellol (01/09/2015) [-]
Untrue. In a legal (Sharia) view, all citizens, Muslim or not, have the same rights and same punishments when doing the a crime to someone in either group. (According to the majority)
In a spiritual view, looking down at people is not acceptable and is dangerous to the point of damning, as it is arrogance.
1. "The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ), and he is the truthful, the believed, narrated to us, “Verily the creation of each one of you is brought together in his mother’s womb for forty days in the form of a nutfah (a drop), then he becomes an alaqah (clot of blood) for a like period, then a mudghah (morsel of flesh) for a like period, then there is sent to him the angel who blows his soul into him and who is commanded with four matters: to write down his rizq (sustenance), his life span, his actions, and whether he will be happy or unhappy (i.e., whether or not he will enter Paradise). By the One, other than Whom there is no deity, verily one of you performs the actions of the people of Paradise until there is but an arms length between him and it, and that which has been written overtakes him, and so he acts with the actions of the people of the Hellfire and thus enters it; and verily one of you performs the actions of the people of the Hellfire, until there is but an arms length between him and it, and that which has been written overtakes him and so he acts with the actions of the people of Paradise and thus he enters it.
2. Two people entered the mosque. One was pious and the other a transgressor. When they emerged from the mosque after the prayer, the transgressor was pious and the person with piety had turned a transgressor. The reason was that the pious person came out of the mosque with pride at his piety and the transgressor was penitent at his past misdeeds.
The Muslim does not look at non-Muslim as if he is better and sees that Allah may make them better than he, or might make him worse than them.
#58 - Ken M (01/09/2015) [-]
As troubling as it is, most just take it with a grain of salt. Their religion is almost as old as Christianity. And let's not forget that Christianity says that you are to be killed for wearing gold or other precious metals in a church. Killing a woman was not the same as killing a man. It's not a sign that their faith is intentionally evil, just that it's based on customs from 2,000 years ago.

Leviticus (which is meant to be a bunch of ways of how not to worship god, but is now bastardized to be anti-gay) is full of a bunch of weird shit that most don't hold against the majority of Christians.
#30 - "kills a believer intentionally". Are they suggestin…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2015 on #rekt +1
#34 - Ken M (01/09/2015) [-]
killing a non-muslim is not punishable to the same extent as killing a muslim
User avatar #79 - uibzero (01/09/2015) [-]
The verse was sent in a time where there was war between them.and as Muslims weren't allowed to fight in the sacred months. This tells them that they can continue fighting them after they were over. Not that they should kill Non-believers on sight.
#125 - hellol (01/09/2015) [-]
From what I have learned, this was sent after the conquest of Makkah. The war against polytheism was over and they were given 4 months to think over Islam (become Muslim), or leave in that time. Though, excluded from this, were people who had a treaty for a specified term and have honored it.
The verse right after also says "And if any one of the polytheists seeks your protection, then grant him protection so that he may hear the words of Allah. Then deliver him to his place of safety. That is because they are a people who do not know."
meaning if, after the 4 months are over, and they chose to stay, even under threat of death, kill them. But even then, when you are to find them and kill them, they seek protection (from you) in you, give them protection from yourself. Reason with him until he hears Islam properly, then send him to a place where he feels he will feel safe.
"to wait for them at every place of ambush," means (after the 4 months) wait for them at every exit and kill them, but if they want to leave, and they tell you they're Muslim and does what a Muslim does, let them on their way.
"...and do not say to one who gives you [a greeting of] peace "You are not a believer,"..." 4:94
meaning if someone is appearing to be Muslim, you cannot assume otherwise.
#42 - taartislekker (01/09/2015) [-]
That's what troubles me about islam. Although i don't have anything against moslims i find it a scary thought that they value themselves differently than non believers like me. How can you live together in a society when some groups believe other groups are inferior?

#89 - hellol (01/09/2015) [-]
Untrue. In a legal (Sharia) view, all citizens, Muslim or not, have the same rights and same punishments when doing the a crime to someone in either group. (According to the majority)
In a spiritual view, looking down at people is not acceptable and is dangerous to the point of damning, as it is arrogance.
1. "The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ), and he is the truthful, the believed, narrated to us, “Verily the creation of each one of you is brought together in his mother’s womb for forty days in the form of a nutfah (a drop), then he becomes an alaqah (clot of blood) for a like period, then a mudghah (morsel of flesh) for a like period, then there is sent to him the angel who blows his soul into him and who is commanded with four matters: to write down his rizq (sustenance), his life span, his actions, and whether he will be happy or unhappy (i.e., whether or not he will enter Paradise). By the One, other than Whom there is no deity, verily one of you performs the actions of the people of Paradise until there is but an arms length between him and it, and that which has been written overtakes him, and so he acts with the actions of the people of the Hellfire and thus enters it; and verily one of you performs the actions of the people of the Hellfire, until there is but an arms length between him and it, and that which has been written overtakes him and so he acts with the actions of the people of Paradise and thus he enters it.
2. Two people entered the mosque. One was pious and the other a transgressor. When they emerged from the mosque after the prayer, the transgressor was pious and the person with piety had turned a transgressor. The reason was that the pious person came out of the mosque with pride at his piety and the transgressor was penitent at his past misdeeds.
The Muslim does not look at non-Muslim as if he is better and sees that Allah may make them better than he, or might make him worse than them.
#58 - Ken M (01/09/2015) [-]
As troubling as it is, most just take it with a grain of salt. Their religion is almost as old as Christianity. And let's not forget that Christianity says that you are to be killed for wearing gold or other precious metals in a church. Killing a woman was not the same as killing a man. It's not a sign that their faith is intentionally evil, just that it's based on customs from 2,000 years ago.

Leviticus (which is meant to be a bunch of ways of how not to worship god, but is now bastardized to be anti-gay) is full of a bunch of weird shit that most don't hold against the majority of Christians.
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Ta, Ta ta, Taaart!
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