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#175 - Please read comments 88 and 89. take a second and then te… 05/30/2013 on Good Guy Microsoft 0
#89 - Microsoft is simply addressing and adjusting to market needs a… 05/29/2013 on Good Guy Microsoft -4
#88 - The borrowing/reselling/registering a game to one account argu… 05/29/2013 on Good Guy Microsoft -1
#13 - all of those are rumours that i refuse to believe in until e3 …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Good Guy Microsoft -30
#20 - lorddarkskull (05/29/2013) [-]
you dense motherfucker. microsoft has confirmed 90% of those things outright. get their cock out of your mouth and speak rationally.

pic related, early design for the xbox1
User avatar #89 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
Microsoft is simply addressing and adjusting to market needs and wants. They are preparing to compete not only with Nintendo and Sony but also with the new wave of android powered gaming consoles along with the possible release of the steam box. And we both know bitching about it on a website like funnyjunk will do shit all because everyone will end up buying it anyway.
User avatar #88 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
The borrowing/reselling/registering a game to one account argument- I totally agree, this is bull shit. This is the reason why I have resisted PC gaming in all honesty. I want to be able to borrow a game to a friend and to resell it, among other things. But if this does happen Microsoft would not be the first one to do this (Steam) and it will definitely not be the last. at least Microsoft (according to the tumblr post) will allow you to sell the licence to the game.
I won't argue about indie developers since I have never supported or paid attention to them and I understand why this might be annoying to some.
The TV argument- Microsoft is trying to create an alternative to traditional tv providers. If you live in the US or Canada (or any other nation that has this) then chances are you have paid your tv service provider for the digital box so you can keep viewing channels. Or maybe you rented out a satellite which also isn't cheap either. This is only a stepping stone to a truly integrated tv/console alternative.
Of course it's being marketed as an "all-in-one home entertainment device" as the tumblr poster says. Microsoft has outsold Sony in the last console gen.-war in N.A because of they addressed the needs and wants of young families in the US and Canada. Families that want every electrical device able to do everything and be connected to anything.
The kinect being required to be connected to the xbox also doesn't disturb me. It's the future of gaming and it's being bundled with the console anyway. It will definitely come with a limited-warranty so if it does break, send it back to them. Kinect always on and watching me and sending my reaction to the MPAA or w/e tumblr guy said. It will never happen. Far too many privacy and legal issues would go with this. And the last point about there being a limit to how many people can view a movie or game at any given time is just retarded and absurd.
User avatar #19 - brokendownpm (05/29/2013) [-]
He sites his sources and from reliable sources none the less, and you have the audacity to call these rumors?
User avatar #158 - huntergriff (05/29/2013) [-]
...Because Kotaku is fucking reliable.
User avatar #176 - brokendownpm (05/30/2013) [-]
Yeah they're not that reliable but the other sources were all not that bad.
#8 - Have you ever gone to a nickleback concert? thousands of p… 05/29/2013 on Face of a ice hockey... +2
#7 - And we criticize ea for not selling finished products and inst… 05/29/2013 on Scumbag Gillette +7
#12 - Thank you kind oil man. May I ask for an example or two of…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on The Most Canadian Thing... 0
User avatar #113 - xladeterinas (05/30/2013) [-]
I can't remember the names of any of 'em. I edit like over 300 stations every week so the titles all blend together after awhile...I just remember that some of them make me go, 'cool'.
#32 - I appreciate it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Americas freedom -1
#33 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
Im off to right a thesis, PACZILLA AWAY!
#30 - Not sure if your .gif is showing you giving up because you thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Americas freedom -2
#31 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
i fucked up. take this, i don't deserve it
User avatar #32 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
I appreciate it.
#33 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
Im off to right a thesis, PACZILLA AWAY!
#1 - I don't care. The xbox one will probably be an amazing device …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Good Guy Microsoft -137
#119 - brutalfistfuck (05/29/2013) [-]
Please go kill yourself.
User avatar #175 - szymonf (05/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4611640/Good+Guy+Microsoft/88#88
Please read comments 88 and 89. take a second and then tell me to an hero.
#51 - gerthc (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm pissed because I have a Xbox 360 and I liked Microsoft so far. Now they have revealed a console that isn't specialized on games anymore. As a gamer I don't need Kinect, it's still shit. As a European, I don't need Madden or Netflix.

I also don't want to connect my Xbox every 24 hours (if this is true) and I don't want to pay for Xbox Live (and getting a shitload of ads on my dashboard for that). I know they didn't mention any costs for Xbox Live but they will expand it up to 300.000 servers, I guess every Xbox User has to pay then to play online.

TLDR: I like my Xbox 360, it was a good console, the Xbox One looks like a piece of shit. Now I have to buy a PS4.
User avatar #156 - huntergriff (05/29/2013) [-]
>I don't want to pay for Xbox Live

Then why did you get an Xbox in the first place?
User avatar #172 - gerthc (05/29/2013) [-]
I have a Xbox 360 since this console was released because I had the first Xbox. It was no problem for me paying for Xbox Live. Now, it doesn't make sense for me to pay for everything there. Close to everything on Xbox requires Xbox Live Gold.
You can play online with friends on PC or PS3 for free.
If you pay for Playstation Premium for example, you get several games for free.
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2013) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#43 - greatalexander has deleted their comment.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2013) [-]
>Actually buying a Hal-9000

Yeah... nah you're a cunt.
User avatar #12 - crispymcpee (05/29/2013) [-]
have you been paying attention? I know it's stupid to judge an unreleased console, but you can't ignore all the stupid things Microsoft have already confirmed
#8 - Ihazfunkitty (05/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 - grantanater (05/29/2013) [-]
rub yourself with butter and maple syrup and fap into the camera.
User avatar #13 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
all of those are rumours that i refuse to believe in until e3 rolls around
#20 - lorddarkskull (05/29/2013) [-]
you dense motherfucker. microsoft has confirmed 90% of those things outright. get their cock out of your mouth and speak rationally.

pic related, early design for the xbox1
User avatar #89 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
Microsoft is simply addressing and adjusting to market needs and wants. They are preparing to compete not only with Nintendo and Sony but also with the new wave of android powered gaming consoles along with the possible release of the steam box. And we both know bitching about it on a website like funnyjunk will do shit all because everyone will end up buying it anyway.
User avatar #88 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
The borrowing/reselling/registering a game to one account argument- I totally agree, this is bull shit. This is the reason why I have resisted PC gaming in all honesty. I want to be able to borrow a game to a friend and to resell it, among other things. But if this does happen Microsoft would not be the first one to do this (Steam) and it will definitely not be the last. at least Microsoft (according to the tumblr post) will allow you to sell the licence to the game.
I won't argue about indie developers since I have never supported or paid attention to them and I understand why this might be annoying to some.
The TV argument- Microsoft is trying to create an alternative to traditional tv providers. If you live in the US or Canada (or any other nation that has this) then chances are you have paid your tv service provider for the digital box so you can keep viewing channels. Or maybe you rented out a satellite which also isn't cheap either. This is only a stepping stone to a truly integrated tv/console alternative.
Of course it's being marketed as an "all-in-one home entertainment device" as the tumblr poster says. Microsoft has outsold Sony in the last console gen.-war in N.A because of they addressed the needs and wants of young families in the US and Canada. Families that want every electrical device able to do everything and be connected to anything.
The kinect being required to be connected to the xbox also doesn't disturb me. It's the future of gaming and it's being bundled with the console anyway. It will definitely come with a limited-warranty so if it does break, send it back to them. Kinect always on and watching me and sending my reaction to the MPAA or w/e tumblr guy said. It will never happen. Far too many privacy and legal issues would go with this. And the last point about there being a limit to how many people can view a movie or game at any given time is just retarded and absurd.
User avatar #19 - brokendownpm (05/29/2013) [-]
He sites his sources and from reliable sources none the less, and you have the audacity to call these rumors?
User avatar #158 - huntergriff (05/29/2013) [-]
...Because Kotaku is fucking reliable.
User avatar #176 - brokendownpm (05/30/2013) [-]
Yeah they're not that reliable but the other sources were all not that bad.
#6 - pedobearRAW (05/29/2013) [-]
#4 - Visual (05/29/2013) [-]
yfw
#50 - biscuitsunited (05/29/2013) [-]
have this gif
#28 - A western nation is a nation that has adopted a certain set of…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Americas freedom 0
#29 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
Not sure if your .gif is showing you giving up because you think I'm an idiot or you realized that you fucked up.
#31 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
i fucked up. take this, i don't deserve it
User avatar #32 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
I appreciate it.
#33 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
Im off to right a thesis, PACZILLA AWAY!
#6 - i remember when I still had xp. 05/29/2013 on GodNo 0
#26 - Comment deleted 05/29/2013 on Americas freedom 0
#25 - what do they count as? a fifteenth century oriental tsardom.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Americas freedom +2
#27 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
Not what i meant. How about a question? how do you define "western" and where do you draw the line? Does South America or Africa count?
User avatar #28 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
A western nation is a nation that has adopted a certain set of ideals and technology and has basically "developed" in the economic sense.
Using your logic Japan, Australia, New Zealand and many other nation states would be excluded from the west.
#29 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
Not sure if your .gif is showing you giving up because you think I'm an idiot or you realized that you fucked up.
#31 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
i fucked up. take this, i don't deserve it
User avatar #32 - szymonf (05/29/2013) [-]
I appreciate it.
#33 - Paczilla (05/29/2013) [-]
Im off to right a thesis, PACZILLA AWAY!
#20 - as seen on funnyjunk... wait a second? 12 hours as well! t… 05/28/2013 on Are you even trying, Europe? +4
#11109 - keep watching every single episode. from beginning to end. 05/28/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#15 - FAR too many.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Works in most places +2
User avatar #17 - KevinPutt (05/28/2013) [-]
WIDE too many.
User avatar #19 - zerojaxx (05/28/2013) [-]
LONG too many
#37 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2013) [-]
DEEP too many.
#16 - I don't know why I did this. 05/28/2013 on It is all happening SOON +52
#7 - why is this in the funny channel.? 05/28/2013 on Xbox 9000 0
#4 - why would she need to carry it when she could jst wash it on her abs. 05/28/2013 on YouTube strikes again +60
#64212 - I live in Hamilton and it was not 30 degrees today.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #64215 - ferrettamer (05/28/2013) [-]
It's not summer though. I did say that it was high for this time of year.
#64207 - where in canada is it 30degrees?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #64208 - ferrettamer (05/28/2013) [-]
Toronto. Last year it got as high as 45 I believe. It might have been two years ago though. I wasn't in Toronto at the time, thank god
User avatar #64212 - szymonf (05/28/2013) [-]
I live in Hamilton and it was not 30 degrees today.
User avatar #64215 - ferrettamer (05/28/2013) [-]
It's not summer though. I did say that it was high for this time of year.
#27 - Oh, that's okay 'mercia. we didn't have victoria day last … 05/27/2013 on Happy Memorial Day! 0
#24 - potato bugs, but I've also heard people call them pill bugs. 05/27/2013 on State of the Union +1
#74 - Comment deleted 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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