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Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:12/29/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#11979 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Television - cartoon... +1
#11981 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
bless ur lil soul
#103 - OP here. i've been to Quebec only once and although many Franc…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Nail on the Head +1
User avatar #148 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
im not saying that they are completely insane and just all round bad people, im saying that sometimes they take their shit waaaay too seriously,
#11 - i doubt liam neeson or charlize theron would agree to do anyth… 06/19/2013 on Potential castings for GoT... 0
#3 - i'm about as original as potato's. 06/18/2013 on I love you too! +37
#16 - wouldn't that make you the heretic?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Non-wet T-shirt contest 0
#19 - SILENCEnight (06/19/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #419568 at Pokemon ** science over beliefs as decreed by the imperial truth.
#29 - Have you even watched season 2 episode 91?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Do You Even Pokémon? 0
User avatar #37 - MotorstormLegend (06/19/2013) [-]
there are still people who watch the anime?
#28 - i thought we were talking about france not quebec  [+] (28 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Nail on the Head +93
#102 - therealwaynebrady (06/19/2013) [-]
À tous ces esti d'anglais

Vive le Bloc
Vive Pauline
Vive le Quebec libre
User avatar #108 - xsiberx (06/19/2013) [-]
Tayeule
#104 - Blackyy has deleted their comment.
#109 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Guys, it's a troll. Welcome to the internet.
#49 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm an idiot. Can someone please explain it to me?
User avatar #53 - trollmobile (06/19/2013) [-]
probably a stereotype about qubec having hairy women and the people there speaking both english and french but only using french.
User avatar #64 - smilingpyro (06/19/2013) [-]
Take it from a Canadian, that's a fairly accurate stereotype, I can confirm that they frown upon speaking English even though most of them can speak it. On my last trip to Montreal a man refused to give me the time for ten minutes until i asked in french, after I did he looked me dead in the eyes and said "There, thats better" in perfect english.
User avatar #70 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
as a canadian who actually lives in quebec, i can completely agree on how douchy the quebecers are when it comes to language. they have instituted the charter of the french language as a law which protects french culture, this law requires lettering on signs to be either completely french or having the french being 2x bigger than any english. they are trying to bring bill 14 into law which is an extension to the aforementioned law about french language. bill 14 would put a ridiculous amount of power to the government of quebec over the language, refusing the let french teens to attend an english cegep (pre-college/ college) and would allow for a french language police, giving fines to businesses who conducted anything in english. for example a small time resturant was fined a good amount of money for having the word pasta on the menu.



TL/DR :

these french fuckers are really against english for little reason
User avatar #103 - szymonf (06/19/2013) [-]
OP here. i've been to Quebec only once and although many Francophone' acted like it was a chore to speak in English, I still thoroughly enjoyed my trip. I love the "French" culture of Quebec and find it an integral part of what it means to be Canadian; even if it means Quebeckers lashing out on Wal-Mart cashiers for not speaking French (I've seen this happen)

Quite frankly, I understand why many Francophone' choose to "refuse" to speak to you in English since if one were to visit many other provinces they would be hard pressed to find many bilingual people.
User avatar #148 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
im not saying that they are completely insane and just all round bad people, im saying that sometimes they take their shit waaaay too seriously,
User avatar #75 - smilingpyro (06/19/2013) [-]
Me and my girlfriend had lunch in a restaurant in Quebec city a while back, we tipped 20$ on a 40$ bill, and proceeded to listen to our waitress loudly complain about how it was typical for the English to give bad tips, and how people like us didn't deserve her food.
User avatar #76 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
yeah, im guessing you arent tipping so much anymore when it comes quebec?
User avatar #77 - smilingpyro (06/19/2013) [-]
I haven't been back since, but I sure as hell don't plan too.
User avatar #78 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
at least you have a choice
User avatar #79 - smilingpyro (06/19/2013) [-]
Come to NB, we have beer, bitches, and bud. Whats not to love?
User avatar #80 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
no mountains? i fucken love snowboarding so i dont think ill be able to live without somekinda mountain D:
User avatar #82 - smilingpyro (06/19/2013) [-]
We have crab mountain, it was a pretty decent snowboarding spot until an old guy got hit by a skier and died.
User avatar #83 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
thats horrible D:

but i was planning of either moving to switzerland or british columbia, kinda love those places
User avatar #84 - smilingpyro (06/19/2013) [-]
BC is always a good time, I actually have a few friends moving out there this summer.
I've never been to Switzerland, but hey, it cant be any worse than Quebec can it?
User avatar #85 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
its actualy pretty amazing, mountains are great and the people are basicly canadians with different accents, from what ive heard and experienced, so i think itll be alright
#87 - smilingpyro (06/19/2013) [-]
That actually sounds pretty... Fabulous!
User avatar #88 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
damnright
#93 - Blackyy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #95 - cyborgsanta (06/19/2013) [-]
im also a quebecer, i go through this shit everyday, yeah sometimes you see the canadian stereotype of everyone being awesome, but yeah, you cant say bill 14 is actualy sane. also i never said anything about the hairy part, every girl ive been with and been around is quite bald
#94 - Blackyy has deleted their comment.
#54 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Thanks man
#39 - bababadsheep (06/18/2013) [-]
The truth is making my eyes water.
User avatar #30 - chthulhu (06/18/2013) [-]
Dude, this comment made my day.
#45 - he reduced his meat consumption for health reasons and he &quo… 06/18/2013 on Descriptions 0
#11 - challenge accepted 06/18/2013 on Fill Werrel +2
#21 - I alwasy thought DJ 4DM1N looked a bit too serious. 06/18/2013 on Draw DJ 4DM1N's face! -2
#3 - I'm so original.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on van completly done in sharpie +25
#48 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
while I was scrolling, my first thought was "someone already upload a dickbutt"
#67365 - no offence but that didn't help me. this helps me:  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #67366 - optimussum (06/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkz7bZoq18



I was just listening to this (It's not metal, don't worry)
#67355 - thanks. I now have cancer.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #67357 - optimussum (06/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3OgTF0wI8



Here's my cure for cancer
User avatar #67365 - szymonf (06/18/2013) [-]
no offence but that didn't help me.

this helps me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik
User avatar #67366 - optimussum (06/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkz7bZoq18



I was just listening to this (It's not metal, don't worry)
#67308 - One of the greatest ideas of all time. 06/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#11937 - NEW WILFRED in three days 06/18/2013 on Television - cartoon... +3
#67306 - with all three bands there was just that one song that I reall…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #67307 - thedudeistheman (06/18/2013) [-]
The first Passion Pit song I heard was Sleepyhead, which I thought was/is very catchy, so then it was just a matter of listening to more.
#67304 - Comment deleted 06/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#67301 - Arcade Fire Naked and Famous Passion Pit  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #67303 - thedudeistheman (06/18/2013) [-]
Passion Pit and Naked and Famous were just bands I was able to hear and like. Still unsure of whether or not I like Arcade Fire.
User avatar #67306 - szymonf (06/18/2013) [-]
with all three bands there was just that one song that I really liked (The Suburbs, Punching in a dream, take a walk) and then the rest of the albums were just "meh"
but then I started listening to their other song's more and more and I ended up getting sucked in.
User avatar #67307 - thedudeistheman (06/18/2013) [-]
The first Passion Pit song I heard was Sleepyhead, which I thought was/is very catchy, so then it was just a matter of listening to more.
#67300 - IT's THE ILLUMINATI! 06/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#24 - i don't know. he must be pretty nuts to think that a pair of g… 06/18/2013 on argument against gay marriage. 0
#11923 - this picture turns me on wayyyyyyyyyy to much. 06/17/2013 on Television - cartoon... +1
#11922 - I just use sidereel. 06/17/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#11921 - have you seen the mini series generation kill? 06/17/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#6 - is this the bitch that see's sexism in every video game ever created?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Am I the only on... NO! 0
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#4 - i remember the first time i saw this comic. I decided to … 06/17/2013 on Waking up +1

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User avatar #55 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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