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szymonf

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:Ontario Canada
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#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Vegans. +2
User avatar #12 - ubergoatman (06/22/2013) [-]
I thought it was a good idea......

I really hate brocoli
#17 - have you tried tuning it off and turning it back on again? … 06/22/2013 on Slow Computer 0
#12 - I don't know. the bbc and cbc has covered all of that. and… 06/22/2013 on Grind My Gears 0
#9 - most vegans/vegetarians come from middle class white families …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Vegans. +1
User avatar #10 - ubergoatman (06/22/2013) [-]
We could combine Atheism and Veganism and just not believe in vegetables!
#11 - szymonf (06/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - ubergoatman (06/22/2013) [-]
I thought it was a good idea......

I really hate brocoli
#56 - thanks for clearing that up 06/22/2013 on popularity +2
#15 - the only reason op found out about this is because there is on… 06/22/2013 on Worlds Most Metal Plant -2
#16 - it was probably one of the us government satellites tracking h… 06/22/2013 on xbox one -4
#68018 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#10 - what actually happened. 06/22/2013 on title 0
#167 - you tried to predict the amount of thumbs your comment will ma… 06/22/2013 on Emma Stone is an Awesome... -2
#49 - ok, thanks for the explanation. 06/22/2013 on Neville Longbottom 0
#44 - he was convinced that he was killing his brother neptune. … 06/22/2013 on The big question is "Who won?" 0
#35 - can someone explain this to me? I've only read one of the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Neville Longbottom 0
User avatar #39 - ivoryhammer (06/22/2013) [-]
Basically, Voldemort heard a prophecy that a boy born on some date would be his undoing, what he didn't hear is that he would mark the one that would kill him. Harry and Neville had the same birthday, and Volde targeted Harry, if he had chosen Neville instead then the story would be about Neville being "The Boy Who Lived"
User avatar #49 - szymonf (06/22/2013) [-]
ok, thanks for the explanation.
#12114 - well in the first two minutes of the movie there were quite a … 06/22/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#132 - i didn't forget it. I purposely refuse to use the < because…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on More Life Hacks 0
User avatar #133 - malhaloc (06/22/2013) [-]
groovy
#67969 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#12109 - well i can't* 06/22/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#12108 - so i watched spring breakers just now. well I can rea…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #12111 - daryldixon (06/22/2013) [-]
Was there at least tits?
A lot of tits
mainly Selena Gomez tits
User avatar #12114 - szymonf (06/22/2013) [-]
well in the first two minutes of the movie there were quite a few tities. But they were "wasting" so much alcohol and there was shitty dubstep music in the background. that and I can see all of the tits i want in porn.
User avatar #12109 - szymonf (06/22/2013) [-]
well i can't*
#101 - "take a picture with your Iphone" implying …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2013 on More Life Hacks 0
User avatar #147 - Eggerz (06/22/2013) [-]
how bout pen and paper?
"OP borrowed "xmen" 6/22/2013
User avatar #127 - malhaloc (06/22/2013) [-]
forgot the > before "implying". now it just looks weird.
#132 - szymonf (06/22/2013) [-]
i didn't forget it. I purposely refuse to use the < because it's stupid, pointless and I'm not on 4chin green texting. And quite frankly (refer to the picture)
User avatar #133 - malhaloc (06/22/2013) [-]
groovy
#30 - I flossed once... it sucked. 06/22/2013 on Flossing -3
#67960 - sure thing anon. arctic monkeys-kasabian-muse -radiohead-t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
User avatar #68232 - garbagebrain (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm totally going to see AWOLNATION and Cold War Kids on Saturday. Can't get into AWOLNATION, but I dig what I've heard of Cold War Kids.
User avatar #68234 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
I agree. i only like sail and not your fault by them.
User avatar #68235 - garbagebrain (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm not really looking forward to having to sit through them. It's at some small festival near Chicago. I'm pretty much just going to see Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
User avatar #68242 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
cool.
#67953 - Kings of Leon-Mechanical Bull Franz Ferdinand-Right Though… 06/22/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#67882 - I love this song. 06/21/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#67881 - saying older muse is like saying"i like the penis in my ear"  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +5
User avatar #67884 - yeezus (06/21/2013) [-]
u wot m9
User avatar #67883 - themagicwizard (06/21/2013) [-]
what?
#67880 - that should say: "alt Metal NO … 06/21/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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