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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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Comment Ranking:#15762
Highest Content Rank:#5267
Highest Comment Rank:#1139
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#147 - noper 02/11/2014 on spiderman will dance to any... 0
#223 - Canadian banks are far more regulated then Americans which giv… 02/11/2014 on banks +1
#240 - you obviously didn't understand my comment … 02/11/2014 on So I guess I'm not gay 0
#231 - except you're gay. because you posted a screenshot of youre ow…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2014 on So I guess I'm not gay 0
User avatar #234 - sasha (02/11/2014) [-]
Thanks!
Since you have so much time on your hands go look at my comments and find the fact that that was the first time I ever tried doing that.
And so what it made people laugh and that's all that matters.
User avatar #240 - szymonf (02/11/2014) [-]
you obviously didn't understand my comment
you're gay because YOU posted the screenshot
and I actually have zero times on my hands. Probably the first time I visited funnyjunk in a couple of days
#22 - Obama is just happy that Biden isn't a tremendous **** … 02/11/2014 on Thanks Biden 0
#236 - I like how the artists got the stickers on the mac right. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE... -1
#263 - sgtxrootbeer (02/11/2014) [-]
well although it is far from "child abuse" as you say, whats wrong with giving children meaning? And maybe they see " people like Bill Nye is not as a teacher but as a man trying to convince them that their parents are liars or stupid" because you are actively trying to convince them that everything they have ever known is false. you are convincing them that the meaning to life is a lie, while your own theory has holes in it big enough to drive a semi-truck through.

this is not child abuse, because it is like you say, people making everything they have ever known (true or false) meaningless.
#385 - It's okay America. Canada does it as well 02/10/2014 on Tumblr 0
#53 - no 02/07/2014 on Order Pizza, It Can Save... 0
#76 - did you find this article on the onion or huffington post humo… 02/07/2014 on Putin doesn't own shirts 0
#99337 - I had mandatory choir in the sixth grade. **** wa… 02/07/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#99336 - I was talking to this girl I like at the bar tonight and she m…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #99420 - misticalz (02/08/2014) [-]
Say you love it when she calls you big poppa.
User avatar #99389 - awesomerninjathing (02/08/2014) [-]
I'd suggest you don't talk about rap with her
User avatar #99348 - derpityhurr (02/07/2014) [-]
mention how the east vs west stuff was so bullshit, if it hadnt happened we'd have a lot more great rap music around
User avatar #99345 - ljxjlos (02/07/2014) [-]
Call her pleb for liking Hopsin and walk of singing Hustle Bones.
User avatar #99344 - thebestpieever (02/07/2014) [-]
LOL 2pac be dead nigga. He got shot.
User avatar #99338 - rossthomson (02/07/2014) [-]
They the wrapperz dat keep it real.
#99200 - I think he looks cooler then ever 02/06/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#14 - Newfie jokes aren't even funny in Canada. 0/10  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on oh canada +1
User avatar #25 - qwertykon (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm Canadian, and I find Newfie jokes funny. Sorry.
#99124 - which bush?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #99134 - droghandel (02/05/2014) [-]
george h.w. bush (the first one)
User avatar #99126 - biomedic (02/05/2014) [-]
all the bush
#99128 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Hot
#184 - except nearly of the facts presented are wrong and/or misstated 02/05/2014 on Freedom kills people +2
#98919 - Dirty Gold Monte Mar 02/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#98896 - I'm excited abiut the Broken Bells album. Have you heard t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #98898 - thedudeistheman (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have. It sounds really good. I've listened to their first album and Meyrin Fields numerous times. Even though it's been a normal period for a band to make new stuff, I'm still really excited about it coming out.
#98773 - please, don't 02/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#18210 - I don't understand how you could think that was not awful  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #18218 - ferrettamer (02/02/2014) [-]
Cause, I like stuff about weed and mexican cartels
#18209 - Alright, so i just watched the first episode of Misfits season…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#18211 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/02/2014) [-]
get better
#49 - Comment deleted 02/02/2014 on You can do it! +2
#98744 - ablum covers sucks 02/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#13 - You should download chrome to your brain 02/01/2014 on accurate 0
#41 - And does your mom now what name you go by on the internet 02/01/2014 on So i was looking in my moms... +4
#123 - On the left is a diagram that shows how many ***** … 02/01/2014 on Fast Food Tips pt 2 -1

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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