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szymonf

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:Ontario Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 11019 total,  12599 ,  1580
Comment Thumbs: 7802 total,  14046 ,  6244
Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:3
Content Views:420946
Total Comments Made:6383
FJ Points:19133

latest user's comments

#8 - roger that, batman  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Gonna be a rough landing +5
User avatar #16 - undeadmaus (12/17/2014) [-]
allahu akbar
#11 - mitchmack (12/17/2014) [-]
#6 - look at the red cylindrical thing in the box when she's shakin…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Decorating The Christmas Tree +10
#48 - hotschurl (12/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - honestchap (12/17/2014) [-]
"The cylindrical thing"

That's a Christmas cracker you uncultured shit.
User avatar #61 - hpboy (12/18/2014) [-]
Americans don't use those things bruh.
User avatar #25 - travishein (12/17/2014) [-]
Well consider me uncultured, because prior to using Google to find out what a Christmas cracker was, I'd never heard of one...
#54 - glayn (12/18/2014) [-]
Wow... I uh... Without meaning to sound judgmental... Do you need a hug? Seriously... A life without Christmas crackers? I think you need one.
User avatar #70 - travishein (12/18/2014) [-]
Na bro, train garden and Christmas town under the tree poor man's candy, spritz cookies and mulled cider. Mom cooking turkey and dumplings and some wassail to finish things off. My Christmas memories are fine without the cracker...
#22 - mrbropony (12/17/2014) [-]
"red cylindrical thing" You mean a fucking christmas cracker.
#55 - midkupficker (12/18/2014) [-]
#42 - John Cena (12/17/2014) [-]
What was that? I couldn't read that.
#52 - John Cena (12/18/2014) [-]
Highlight it.
User avatar #41 - szymonf (12/17/2014) [-]
we never used christmas crackers in my household
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Amazing 0
#30 - warioteam (12/17/2014) [-]
it said three days you cockjug
its difficult to stay hydrated while completely still for a single day, you try recovering from a plane crash with half your face hanging off and decide that dignity<not going "bear grylls"
#19 - If your faced with the decision of eating or getting high and … 12/17/2014 on Dragon quest +2
#32 - or maybe, you know, he ****** a whale 12/17/2014 on Mr Krabs +1
#52 - Deep dark fears compilations: the newest guaranteed way to mak… 12/17/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 4 +1
#1333 - **szymonf used "*roll cis privilege*"** **szymonf rolls You… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#45 - that was my intention 12/17/2014 on Corvette 0
#44 - being poor is underrated 12/17/2014 on Corvette 0
#5 - Santa was completely justified in this outburst of anger. They… 12/17/2014 on Santa dont want your... 0
#23 - since when can you play as the Papal State in CK2? 12/17/2014 on Incest simulator +1
#23 - I guess somebody peeled off his "because my small penis c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Corvette -1
User avatar #40 - galanorth (12/17/2014) [-]
Success breeds jealousy. Have fun being poor.
User avatar #44 - szymonf (12/17/2014) [-]
being poor is underrated
User avatar #39 - jekalevader (12/17/2014) [-]
your lettercolor is giving my eyes cancer
User avatar #45 - szymonf (12/17/2014) [-]
that was my intention
#34 - I don't remember if it was literally my text colour but it was… 12/17/2014 on Catholic School 0
#32 - I never realized admin changed the intensity of names  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Catholic School 0
User avatar #33 - TwiztidNinja (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah they are closer to purple than dark blue now, used to literally be your text colour 0000FF yeah?
User avatar #34 - szymonf (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't remember if it was literally my text colour but it was really close to it
#30 - Not really. It's just when a priest does something li…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Catholic School +1
User avatar #31 - TwiztidNinja (12/16/2014) [-]
Your text is the colour blue named users used to be before everyone told admin to change it because it causes blindness in some people.
User avatar #32 - szymonf (12/16/2014) [-]
I never realized admin changed the intensity of names
User avatar #33 - TwiztidNinja (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah they are closer to purple than dark blue now, used to literally be your text colour 0000FF yeah?
User avatar #34 - szymonf (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't remember if it was literally my text colour but it was really close to it
#27 - The dorm I lived at in first year had four floors. Each floor… 12/16/2014 on Catholic School 0
#49 - So what? fj should mass report her?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on IP address tracing +1
User avatar #64 - cliffordlover (12/16/2014) [-]
Probably both.
#52 - John Cena (12/16/2014) [-]
If tumblr doesnt, the police can -make- them do it. Especially given the fake IP is slander xD
#26 - I'm Polish all i eat is meat and cabbage pic rel…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Salty Spitoon +13
#56 - John Cena (12/16/2014) [-]
O yea bask in the meat n' cabbage glory of bigos muthafuckas!
User avatar #37 - rbmroman (12/16/2014) [-]
gwumpkies kurwa
#29 - Ethshar (12/16/2014) [-]
That looks pretty tasty.
#2102 - **szymonf used "*roll 1, pokemon*"** **szymonf rolls Murkrow** 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#9 - sauce? 12/13/2014 on Please god 0
#16 - 50 barks of stupid 12/12/2014 on much fashion -3
#37 - Our school sold the same giant cookies which were also greasie… 12/12/2014 on Cookie 0
#11 - The only mods I ever installed were for ETW and they actually …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Everytime I try to install... +13
User avatar #24 - straitedge (12/13/2014) [-]
ETW? This game looks familiar. What's it called?
#25 - John Cena (12/13/2014) [-]
ETW
#26 - straitedge (12/13/2014) [-]
B-... but what does ETW stand for?
#28 - John Cena (12/13/2014) [-]
It doesn't, it's a game
#27 - xtrainx (12/13/2014) [-]
Empire: Total war
User avatar #29 - straitedge (12/13/2014) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME. ANON SAID IT DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING.
ANON IS ALWAYS RIGHT
CAPS LOCK FUCK YEAH
#13 - alfjnn (12/12/2014) [-]
Square Formation OP.
#5 - Broken gif are best gif  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on erception +35
#8 - pikachustolemybike (12/13/2014) [-]
yeap
#23 - I guess his Utopia is a white master race and oriental sub-ser…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on tumblr +2
#31 - diamondperzik (12/12/2014) [-]
you get it
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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