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Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
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Location:Ontario Canada
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#11 - colours are more saturated if that's what you mean by visual i…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Imagine Dragons 0
User avatar #12 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
see acid i get fractals and colors are just so much more. and sunlight is just bomb as fuck. i love psychedelics. when i found them i realized this and weed are the only drugs i ever wanna do, and i had thought of doing coke with this chick i was trying to bang. Luckily i had good drugs that showed me the light
User avatar #13 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
coke just makes you want to do shit and when the high is gone it makes you want to do more shit
User avatar #14 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
I just try and avoid anything addictive since addiction is definitely a trait in my family. I have a few relatives that have a few years that they just dont really remember and that shits scary.
User avatar #15 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
the high you get from smoking weed is addictive for some people.
User avatar #16 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
mos definitely mental.
#21 - Moses led the israelites (or is it hebrews. w/e don't give eno…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Clever Moses +2
#22 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gtomyoJdTQ

awesome documentary from military perspective
User avatar #23 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
"w/e don't give enough fucks"


I was just quoting something my religion teacher taught me in the 12th grade
#24 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
really ? huh he war wrong moses wanted more soldiers to kill the people already in the country canaan was not empty
User avatar #25 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
re-word that please
#26 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
when moses reached kadesh barnea, and after he sent his spy's out (2 years in), he figured out that to even attempt the war he wanted to wage (war of complete extermination) he would need a lot more soldiers.
they remain in kadesh barnea for 2 generations (translated into 40 years) and make like bunnies.
he now has a larger army.
User avatar #39 - asheskirata (02/20/2014) [-]
I can actually see where that would be coming from, and I'd call it a theory if it had evidence. I DO like the hypothesis though! I'm a Mythological History major, so that's a really cool way to look at the mythos tying into reality in a way.
User avatar #27 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
interesting theory
#29 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
indeed.
#9 - shrooms don't make you see dancing dogs. It's basically like c…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Imagine Dragons 0
User avatar #10 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
ive always gone with the lsd is more thinking and shrooms is more visual. i just have experience with acid so what i know about shrooms isn't first hand. My guy said shrooms have been drying up in my area so i havent been able to get any
User avatar #11 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
colours are more saturated if that's what you mean by visual in regards to shrooms. I "saw shit" but it wasn't fucking dragons and dancing pebbles. Clouds were morphing into faces laughing at me and a figure in one of my posters seemed to be smoking.
right at the end of it my legs went limp and I saw waves of green crashing and then a bit of purple flash but that's about it.
User avatar #12 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
see acid i get fractals and colors are just so much more. and sunlight is just bomb as fuck. i love psychedelics. when i found them i realized this and weed are the only drugs i ever wanna do, and i had thought of doing coke with this chick i was trying to bang. Luckily i had good drugs that showed me the light
User avatar #13 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
coke just makes you want to do shit and when the high is gone it makes you want to do more shit
User avatar #14 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
I just try and avoid anything addictive since addiction is definitely a trait in my family. I have a few relatives that have a few years that they just dont really remember and that shits scary.
User avatar #15 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
the high you get from smoking weed is addictive for some people.
User avatar #16 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
mos definitely mental.
#100740 - i wunt base drops tho 02/20/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100735 - the base drops. where are they?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100736 - teoyuppie (02/20/2014) [-]
Didn't exist yet. Closest you'll find is probably No Mercy's.
User avatar #100740 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
i wunt base drops tho
#54 - dude, if anyone hates adblocker it's google. Their a corpo… 02/19/2014 on Adblock 0
#53 - Your posts must have had some effect on people. It's cool … 02/19/2014 on I'm a girl btw -1
#18 - Comment deleted 02/19/2014 on rofl 0
#50 - well if you posted **** I guess you should expect…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on I'm a girl btw -1
User avatar #52 - amberc (02/19/2014) [-]
well yeah but that was a looooong time ago. I'm talking about my normal posts, and even my normal comments I tend to get random compliments from guys clearly trying to hard and I do feel bad for them. But this site is a pretty odd corner of the internet I think, And I do like this community much more than tumblr or youtube or anything else.
User avatar #53 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
Your posts must have had some effect on people.
It's cool that you still feel welcome in this "community" then.
#14 - I'm a whinny ass liberal  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on rofl 0
User avatar #17 - mrjweezy (02/19/2014) [-]
sucks to be you nigga
#18 - szymonf has deleted their comment.
#11 - what makes it worse is that this was taken from 9gag  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2014 on rofl 0
User avatar #13 - mrjweezy (02/19/2014) [-]
I honestly dont care anymore. chances are they look better than us right now.
admins been nice and all but the community has turned into a bunch of whinny ass liberals.( all the offense)
weird on how things turned around. Used to be old admin was a jerk and community was awesome. But first admin was best era ever, things were funny, low reposts, lots of GOOD OC, rules were not strict as hell.
User avatar #14 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm a whinny ass liberal
User avatar #17 - mrjweezy (02/19/2014) [-]
sucks to be you nigga
#18 - szymonf has deleted their comment.
#19 - beat me to it 02/19/2014 on The Man With the Plan 0
#45 - be gender-neutral while on the internet  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2014 on I'm a girl btw -1
#64 - walmartysnextghost (02/19/2014) [-]
I think alot of guys don't really want girls to be gender neutral on the internet, they just honestly don't know how to deal with them as just regular people. They prefer they just don't say because there's almost as much stipulation against how guys act towards girls on funnyjunk as how the females act in general. I think everybody needs to just get over it.
User avatar #49 - amberc (02/19/2014) [-]
yeah but My username is amber because I used to do nsfw and I'm not going to make a new account
User avatar #50 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
well if you posted nsfw I guess you should expect comments where people admit their love for you
User avatar #52 - amberc (02/19/2014) [-]
well yeah but that was a looooong time ago. I'm talking about my normal posts, and even my normal comments I tend to get random compliments from guys clearly trying to hard and I do feel bad for them. But this site is a pretty odd corner of the internet I think, And I do like this community much more than tumblr or youtube or anything else.
User avatar #53 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
Your posts must have had some effect on people.
It's cool that you still feel welcome in this "community" then.
#27 - you would think she'd keep her bangs down 02/19/2014 on Egg Plant 0
#15 - I don't why I typed field It was a hardwood or tile court.… 02/19/2014 on Poor baby though 0
#14 - >be in 4th grade (this might be ten years ago this month) …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Poor baby though +97
#61 - cloymax (02/19/2014) [-]
>be in 5th grade or so
>going sledding with school class, train ride and all that shit, big event
>coming down the track on my super racing sled for the 3rd time
>onto finishing stretch, super steep, going fast like sanic
>some people are too scared of the speed/suck at stopping so they stop somewhere in the middle
>such a case, parents with child, 3, 4 years at max
>they're nice and secure beside the track
>kid enters stupid kid mode and runs across the track
>it's k, reaches the other end where there is a fence
>parents call for it in a panic
>kid decides to not be a shithead and goes back
>right infront of me
>try to steer away, lift leg in the process
>MFW boot almost the size of the kids' torso rams into it at extreme speed
>kid gets launched down the track like a videogame ragdoll
>fucking book it to escape irresponsible parent rage
#87 - liquidvoodoo (02/19/2014) [-]
''>kid gets launched down the track like a videogame ragdoll ''
#57 - AdamBaum (02/19/2014) [-]
greentexting that way is illegal
#28 - axeaddonis (02/19/2014) [-]
>be in I think 2nd grade
>playing in a kids' soccer league for the first time
>kids in my division can differ in age by about 2 years
>I was one of the youngest and scrawniest
>Team still goes undefeated in every game but one
>last game of the season, if we win we have the best score
>doesn't mean anything but we wanted to win anyway
>end of the game, my team is ahead by one point
>I'm goalie, the position I hated most because I was too small to do much
>blubber with legs is on opposing team
>probably a foot taller than me and three times as heavy
>team passes the ball to him as he moves in front of the goal
>kicks the ball as hard as he can, with the force of a dozen whales
>I jump in the direction he kicked hoping to block it
>ball hits me square in the face
>hits so hard I black out for a few seconds
>open my eyes, I'm on the ground
>my face stopped the ball with 30 seconds left in the game
>I won the last game of the season by blacking out
User avatar #16 - thisisspartah (02/19/2014) [-]
be about 7
playing indoor soccer
be that age when im losing teeth
be goalie
wiggling teeth in goal because not much is going on and the scores are drawn and its the championship match
get one of my teeth out, yell to my dad about it
other team scores a goal while im not looking
people get angry at me because i made them lose
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/19/2014) [-]
fuckin pay attention you little shit
User avatar #15 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't why I typed field
It was a hardwood or tile court. Can't remember exactly
#100604 - I might see Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds in July. 02/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#53 - congrats on maxing out your level though  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #54 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
#52 - the colour of your text 02/19/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
#116 - i'm guessing social board 02/18/2014 on funnyjunk is fun!! +1
#100561 - lol. let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to tho… 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100559 - why'd you give me red thumbs?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#25 - you can charge more then one device at a time assuming your co… 02/18/2014 on Want compilation 0
#24 - all of the cheese would be dragged off the slice 02/18/2014 on Want compilation 0
#59 - it's probably a blood drop for a blood drive not a drop of hot sauce 02/18/2014 on tumblr comp +1

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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