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#98129 - I'm not judging. Just acting like a dick I was fixated on …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#98146 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I was looking at a fridge and I saw the patterns on it.
The random lines would start morphing into faces and I would see tongues rolling down and spiraling into another face and it would repeat.

Shrooms are a lot more trippy than acid, the only two I've taken.
I like shrooms more now, it's a lot more trippy and mindfucking, acid is enhanced reality.
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#98202 - szymonf (01/28/2014) [-]
Never done acid but I'm want to.

I saw like almos tthe exact same thing as your "fridge faces"
The clouds kept morphing into faces laughing at me and my bed sheets kept morphing into faces as well
#98110 - that's gay  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#98111 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
We were talking about why I was having bad thoughts, then I started crying because I was seeing a thousand kaleidoscopes revolve around the ceiling fan.
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#98129 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm not judging. Just acting like a dick
I was fixated on the light fixture in my room. Looked like there was shit squirming around in it.

I actually wrote an "AAR" on shroomery about my experience.
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#98146 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I was looking at a fridge and I saw the patterns on it.
The random lines would start morphing into faces and I would see tongues rolling down and spiraling into another face and it would repeat.

Shrooms are a lot more trippy than acid, the only two I've taken.
I like shrooms more now, it's a lot more trippy and mindfucking, acid is enhanced reality.
User avatar
#98202 - szymonf (01/28/2014) [-]
Never done acid but I'm want to.

I saw like almos tthe exact same thing as your "fridge faces"
The clouds kept morphing into faces laughing at me and my bed sheets kept morphing into faces as well
#98108 - I was sitting on a couch watching "top 100 engineering ad…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#98109 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I cried from staring at a ceiling fan laying next to my brother on the floor.
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#98110 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
that's gay
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#98111 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
We were talking about why I was having bad thoughts, then I started crying because I was seeing a thousand kaleidoscopes revolve around the ceiling fan.
User avatar
#98129 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm not judging. Just acting like a dick
I was fixated on the light fixture in my room. Looked like there was shit squirming around in it.

I actually wrote an "AAR" on shroomery about my experience.
User avatar
#98146 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I was looking at a fridge and I saw the patterns on it.
The random lines would start morphing into faces and I would see tongues rolling down and spiraling into another face and it would repeat.

Shrooms are a lot more trippy than acid, the only two I've taken.
I like shrooms more now, it's a lot more trippy and mindfucking, acid is enhanced reality.
User avatar
#98202 - szymonf (01/28/2014) [-]
Never done acid but I'm want to.

I saw like almos tthe exact same thing as your "fridge faces"
The clouds kept morphing into faces laughing at me and my bed sheets kept morphing into faces as well
#98105 - Shrooms are terrifyingly sensitive. If you were to listen to t…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#98107 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
Also, terrifyingly is a bad word to use.
They're amazingly sensitive, I had a bad moment/trip for about 2 minutes while contemplating death.
Then I was fine and went into the other room and balled my eyes out because of how beautiful the trip was.
They're amazingly sensitive and it is awesome.
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#98108 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I was sitting on a couch watching "top 100 engineering advancements" on the history channel when two of my roommates began to "joke argue".
I was on the verge of crying.

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#98109 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I cried from staring at a ceiling fan laying next to my brother on the floor.
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#98110 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
that's gay
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#98111 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
We were talking about why I was having bad thoughts, then I started crying because I was seeing a thousand kaleidoscopes revolve around the ceiling fan.
User avatar
#98129 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm not judging. Just acting like a dick
I was fixated on the light fixture in my room. Looked like there was shit squirming around in it.

I actually wrote an "AAR" on shroomery about my experience.
User avatar
#98146 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I was looking at a fridge and I saw the patterns on it.
The random lines would start morphing into faces and I would see tongues rolling down and spiraling into another face and it would repeat.

Shrooms are a lot more trippy than acid, the only two I've taken.
I like shrooms more now, it's a lot more trippy and mindfucking, acid is enhanced reality.
User avatar
#98202 - szymonf (01/28/2014) [-]
Never done acid but I'm want to.

I saw like almos tthe exact same thing as your "fridge faces"
The clouds kept morphing into faces laughing at me and my bed sheets kept morphing into faces as well
User avatar
#98106 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I did it last night and loved every minute of it.
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#10 - >photoshop sugar-free ********* 01/27/2014 on Or sugar free gummy bears -1
#83 - Did someone say Blue Lagoon? 01/27/2014 on cool shit +2
#98094 - If you want to crawl under a table and weep from fear  [+] (11 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#98097 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
No, it's best if you want to sway your body to every feeling, rhythm, vibration and emotion.
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#98105 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
Shrooms are terrifyingly sensitive. If you were to listen to this high you would not enjoy it
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#98107 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
Also, terrifyingly is a bad word to use.
They're amazingly sensitive, I had a bad moment/trip for about 2 minutes while contemplating death.
Then I was fine and went into the other room and balled my eyes out because of how beautiful the trip was.
They're amazingly sensitive and it is awesome.
User avatar
#98108 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I was sitting on a couch watching "top 100 engineering advancements" on the history channel when two of my roommates began to "joke argue".
I was on the verge of crying.

User avatar
#98109 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I cried from staring at a ceiling fan laying next to my brother on the floor.
User avatar
#98110 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
that's gay
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#98111 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
We were talking about why I was having bad thoughts, then I started crying because I was seeing a thousand kaleidoscopes revolve around the ceiling fan.
User avatar
#98129 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm not judging. Just acting like a dick
I was fixated on the light fixture in my room. Looked like there was shit squirming around in it.

I actually wrote an "AAR" on shroomery about my experience.
User avatar
#98146 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I was looking at a fridge and I saw the patterns on it.
The random lines would start morphing into faces and I would see tongues rolling down and spiraling into another face and it would repeat.

Shrooms are a lot more trippy than acid, the only two I've taken.
I like shrooms more now, it's a lot more trippy and mindfucking, acid is enhanced reality.
User avatar
#98202 - szymonf (01/28/2014) [-]
Never done acid but I'm want to.

I saw like almos tthe exact same thing as your "fridge faces"
The clouds kept morphing into faces laughing at me and my bed sheets kept morphing into faces as well
User avatar
#98106 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I did it last night and loved every minute of it.
#151 - probably been posted but whatever We have- The Queen as ou… 01/26/2014 on Canada 0