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szymonf

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:Ontario Canada
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Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:6383
FJ Points:19133

latest user's comments

#34 - I got all of my vaccines shots and I'm going to get my kids in…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Autism 0
User avatar #99 - altari (08/24/2013) [-]
That is the point of a flu shot. They give you a little bit of the current flu. The amount they give you is not enough to do much, but it's enough for your body to get rid of it and prepare for any future sickness.
User avatar #35 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
I don't have kids.
that was a hypothetical statement.
User avatar #115 - sarphog (08/24/2013) [-]
I'd assume your flu would be way worse if you didn't take the vaccine
#172 - we both know I meant fly.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Feels 0
#203 - broorb (08/24/2013) [-]
I was taking the mick, babe
#2 - Didn't Bale say he didn't want to play Batman after the trilogy ended?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Then they said +2
User avatar #20 - edforce (08/24/2013) [-]
He said that if Robin were to ever be incorporated in his Batman films, he would give up the role.
User avatar #5 - larsravn (08/24/2013) [-]
No matter what he wouldnt get to play Batman in another movie, he was supposed to make the 3 movies, as said, he did it and will never play Batman again.
User avatar #4 - mornanddusk (08/24/2013) [-]
yes - it was more along the lines of, the role being like a torch that should be passed on.
#9 - those don't look like Japanese License plates 08/24/2013 on shit happens 0
#11 - I didn't understand what racism was until I was in the 5th gra…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Neil deGrasse Tyson +18
User avatar #12 - punnyjunky (08/24/2013) [-]
And then you discovered Funnyjunk. Need I say more.
#26 - this ^ and the hands look a bit small. and there's a … 08/24/2013 on I draw when Im bored... 0
#8 - doesn't she have like 2 or 3?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Title of content +3
User avatar #11 - neexx (08/24/2013) [-]
Exactly
#33 - I had to flay a few days after 9/11  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Feels -2
#47 - broorb (08/24/2013) [-]
some sort of self-flagellation ritual?
User avatar #172 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
we both know I meant fly.
#203 - broorb (08/24/2013) [-]
I was taking the mick, babe
#32 - Both of my family doctors daughters (who happens to be my mom'…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Feels +9
#39 - irrelevantanon (08/24/2013) [-]
how the hell do i level up so i can downvote this
#83 - hotschurl (08/24/2013) [-]
Not like this, that's for sure.
User avatar #46 - thelastamerican (08/24/2013) [-]
Not by getting negative thumbs.
#164 - **** your rules. I'm swallowing all of them at once.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Hmmmm 0
User avatar #168 - lacklusterpelican (08/24/2013) [-]
NOT THE SPORT PILL, That one is shitty
User avatar #174 - epicalania (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah me to, everything but sports.
anyuway with the black one you can cheat
#1 - MONTHS  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Wh didn't anyone tell me of... 0
#2 - someoneforamoment (08/24/2013) [-]
k thx. Just noticed it a couple hours ago.
#4 - MFW OP is probably going to get banned. 08/24/2013 on I don't know how to feel... 0
#77841 - OK. Don't get me wrong; I masturbate to BDSM all the time but …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
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#77840 - Never heard of the Locust. I'll check 'em out 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#77838 - sounds great. definitely something I would play at a party. 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#77836 - What a cheap festival. I think it's worth it. Deerhu…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
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User avatar #77841 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
OK. Don't get me wrong; I masturbate to BDSM all the time but their costumes freak me the fuck out.
And I don't like the genre so...
#77842 - nicemarmot has deleted their comment.
User avatar #77840 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
Never heard of the Locust. I'll check 'em out
#22 - did you just? there is no swiss language 08/24/2013 on inb4 hurr durr tumblr dumb... -1
#69 - and i love him for that. i'm just saying he didn't know &q… 08/24/2013 on Tesla -1
#67 - he died a cranky, poor pigeon lady. he was a genius but d…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Tesla -3
User avatar #158 - rockamekishiko (08/24/2013) [-]
the world wasn't ready for tesla. He was decades ahead. Wireless electricity, that is just awesome.
#87 - jacobclabough (08/24/2013) [-]
His mental illness was caused by the fact that nobody understood his genius he felt alone in the world
User avatar #68 - wellimnotsure (08/24/2013) [-]
He died a man who tried to make the world a little better and loved pigeons. Don't be such a faggot.
User avatar #91 - slumberdonkey (08/24/2013) [-]
apparently you didn't read the next line. He said he was a genius.
User avatar #69 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
and i love him for that.
i'm just saying he didn't know "how to".
#109 - It wont work. guys have "wet dreams" if they don… 08/24/2013 on the pain 0
#6 - you do realize this is a spoof and it never happened 08/23/2013 on Austria -4
#13 - you can't place a watermark blatantly like that if you didn't … 08/23/2013 on Growing up sucks… +2
#77724 - my god that was beautiful in every single way. 08/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#23 - Actually, you get ALTERNATE UNIVERSE BATMAN! 08/23/2013 on The truth +3
#77697 - top 40 canadian music isn't bad. anywho, just drive up or … 08/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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