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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#15 - FF like 4 months >Be at a bar >Some guy keeps sa… 08/16/2013 on There is no God 0
#14 - >I was raised a catholic but became an agnostic fag who veh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on There is no God 0
User avatar #15 - szymonf (08/16/2013) [-]
FF like 4 months
>Be at a bar
>Some guy keeps saying hi to me
>whothefuckareyou.jpg
>keeps smiling at me
>I'm thinking it's a gay guy hitting on me
>justmyluck.jpg
>night goes on
>leave washroom guy says high again
>finally blurt out "I don't want to be rude but do i know you"
>says he was in my german seminar
>nofuckingway
>argue with him for like 15 minutes
>guy finally says "you were in the class with your girlfriend"
>I look at him like he's retarded
>"I haven't dated in over 2 years"
>he says "ya you were there with that ginger"
>i start laughing
>no she just lived in the same res as me
>a minute later bouncers come down
>kick me out for "being too drunk"
>get kicked out of back door
>heading to drunk bus
>realize i had a chance
>fucking chickens
#13 - Story isn't that good, thought i'd share anyway >Be fal…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on There is no God +1
User avatar #14 - szymonf (08/16/2013) [-]
>I was raised a catholic but became an agnostic fag who vehemently opposes religion
>haven't been to church in like 3 years
>spew out some bullshit I learned in high school (still went to catholic school though)
-Invites me
-Spew out some bullshit about having to go home
-says ok
-for some reason she lurks me on facebook
-finds this picture on my wall
-the one meme on my facebook
-turns her laptop says "what's this"
-I giggle, say "see the continents form a chickenand nature couldn't do that by itself"
-says "i get the joke, it's funny"
-closes laptop "i should go"
-I'm confused, barely touched the practice test
-leaves without saying good bye
-never talks to me again
User avatar #15 - szymonf (08/16/2013) [-]
FF like 4 months
>Be at a bar
>Some guy keeps saying hi to me
>whothefuckareyou.jpg
>keeps smiling at me
>I'm thinking it's a gay guy hitting on me
>justmyluck.jpg
>night goes on
>leave washroom guy says high again
>finally blurt out "I don't want to be rude but do i know you"
>says he was in my german seminar
>nofuckingway
>argue with him for like 15 minutes
>guy finally says "you were in the class with your girlfriend"
>I look at him like he's retarded
>"I haven't dated in over 2 years"
>he says "ya you were there with that ginger"
>i start laughing
>no she just lived in the same res as me
>a minute later bouncers come down
>kick me out for "being too drunk"
>get kicked out of back door
>heading to drunk bus
>realize i had a chance
>fucking chickens
#4 - I think his track pants are a few sizes too big. 08/16/2013 on gotta love wal-mart 0
#26 - Yes OP I did know. You forgot to mention that it is estima… 08/16/2013 on Hyperloop 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Fun Homophones +5
#10 - bloodspider (08/16/2013) [-]
**bloodspider rolls 94**
User avatar #35 - Xcloosivo (08/16/2013) [-]
I can get away with sooo much shit rolls now...
User avatar #25 - patriotpenguin (08/16/2013) [-]
**patriotpenguin rolls 15** BUT THIS IS!!!
#30 - mrgamenerdreturns (08/16/2013) [-]
**mrgamenerdreturns rolls 98**
User avatar #26 - patriotpenguin (08/16/2013) [-]
or not
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#15 - suspectcheddars has deleted their comment.
#11 - I agree with you 08/16/2013 on Myspace +5
#10 - stfu phanact this doesn't even make sense you cock mangling, brony  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Myspace -22
User avatar #40 - Mawxter (08/16/2013) [-]
It's time to stop posting.
User avatar #30 - ricketyrackety (08/16/2013) [-]
but it does make sense, though
#37 - naruske (08/16/2013) [-]
>Thinks insulting phanact will get him millions of thumbs
>Gets -9 and counting
lel
User avatar #68 - szymonf (08/16/2013) [-]
i wasn't hopping to get thumbs
if you check my comments you would realize idgaf
User avatar #67 - ricketyrackety (08/16/2013) [-]
he's made it to -21, congratulations szymonf.
#157 - The term global warming wasn't changed because there was evide… 08/16/2013 on Liberals.... +3
#76539 - I try to sometimes but I just end up plagiarizing entire songs.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #76810 - midnighteyes (08/17/2013) [-]
Well shit, Kid Rock got famous by doing that
#50 - steam sales. lololol pc gaming master race. 08/16/2013 on PC gamers +7
#30 - Now that you mentioned it I am disappointed it's not about Wilfred. 08/16/2013 on Old but awesome 0
#45 - Right when I calm down I see this post. 08/16/2013 on Kevin +8
#205 - LEVITICUS OLD TESTAMENT MOSES AND ABRAHAM AND SHIZ …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on gay law +1
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#139 - Since you wrote SAT' I'm guessing you are American. I am from …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Henry Rollins. 0
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#90 - I took this picture the last time I saw this content.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2013 on gay law +11
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User avatar #205 - szymonf (08/16/2013) [-]
LEVITICUS
OLD TESTAMENT
MOSES AND ABRAHAM AND SHIZ

NOT JESUS AND DISCIPLES

SORRY FOR CAPSS
#207 - zmbz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #124 - fuckgaryoak (08/15/2013) [-]
“If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.” Leviticus 20:15-16
#129 - sellatio (08/15/2013) [-]
That ain't Jesus, though, is it? You've even referenced Leviticus, which is Old Testament. Not entirely sure Jesus could travel through time and say something before he was born.
User avatar #136 - fuckgaryoak (08/15/2013) [-]
How do you know Jesus isn't able to time travel? He has magic beard man powers.
User avatar #126 - gibroner (08/15/2013) [-]
that's leviticus not part of jesus' teachings
#13 - **szymonf rolled a random image posted in comment #3344799 … 08/15/2013 on At the hairdresser +1
#155 - zero people gave a **** . 08/15/2013 on Let it sink in. -1
#76407 - All of them I guess.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #76408 - daryldixon (08/15/2013) [-]
OH.
k
#76398 - Post the review before I hunt you down and murder your puppy  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#76411 - parttimepoptimist (08/15/2013) [-]
The National - Trouble Will Find Me ALBUM REVIEW Our lord and savior the Melon telling us why the National are shit.
User avatar #76446 - misticalz (08/15/2013) [-]
Cal Chuchesta.
#76395 - Of your five only Vampire Weekends album is good and I wouldn'…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#76397 - parttimepoptimist (08/15/2013) [-]
oh boy sweetie i guess you haven't seen the Fantano review
The National are officially, objectively terrible
User avatar #76398 - szymonf (08/15/2013) [-]
Post the review before I hunt you down and murder your puppy
#76411 - parttimepoptimist (08/15/2013) [-]
The National - Trouble Will Find Me ALBUM REVIEW Our lord and savior the Melon telling us why the National are shit.
User avatar #76446 - misticalz (08/15/2013) [-]
Cal Chuchesta.
#76375 - Yes. 08/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#276 - Number 2 really made me giggle. and he is probably just trolling.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Fells (description) 0
User avatar #278 - jameshill (08/15/2013) [-]
lol well its probably true, but yeah obvious troll is obvious
#96 - What?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on bored +1
#97 - smasselski (08/14/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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#273 - The American is not a race, it's a culture group.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Fells (description) 0
User avatar #281 - brobathehutt (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah? The Native Americans aren't a race either huh?

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User avatar #55 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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