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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#7 - was gamefreak renamed the pokemon company?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and... 0
User avatar #22 - sketchE (12/02/2014) [-]
no theyve both existed since gen 1
User avatar #50 - szymonf (12/02/2014) [-]
oh
I simply don't remeember ever seeing "the pokemon company" on any pokemon stuff I owned as a kid
User avatar #52 - sketchE (12/03/2014) [-]
it was always in he line of companies on the title screen
#5 - Neither is the girl on the right 12/01/2014 on Mindfuck 0
#28 - omg lenny why cant you just go back to the 90's wher eu belong 12/01/2014 on hipster scarf 0
#34 - *knew You should spend less time in the kitchen and more t… 12/01/2014 on Rube +13
#244 - I got one question what part of Ontario you from?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Allah akbar Zweden 0
#249 - hakx (12/02/2014) [-]
Brampton, Ontario. It's in the Greater Toronto Area.
User avatar #250 - szymonf (12/02/2014) [-]
I know where Brampton is. I have a bunch of friends from there
#252 - hakx (12/02/2014) [-]
Sweet, you in GTA as well?
User avatar #254 - szymonf (12/02/2014) [-]
No. I'm originally from Hamilton but right now I live in Guelph
#243 - sorry, 172 i didn't double check when replying to you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Allah akbar Zweden +1
User avatar #245 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
lol thanks! I swear there have been falsely credited quotes all over this and similar websites as of late. I appreciate you for posting the warning.
#234 - comment 178  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Allah akbar Zweden 0
User avatar #236 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
you sure 178 is the right one? It's about German grammar...
User avatar #243 - szymonf (12/01/2014) [-]
sorry, 172
i didn't double check when replying to you
User avatar #245 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
lol thanks! I swear there have been falsely credited quotes all over this and similar websites as of late. I appreciate you for posting the warning.
#72 - the RCMP are usually the ones who commit the abuses against Natives. 12/01/2014 on a nice reminder 0
#182 - And I just found out that Putin did not say this.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Allah akbar Zweden +8
User avatar #202 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
where from?
User avatar #234 - szymonf (12/01/2014) [-]
comment 178
User avatar #236 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
you sure 178 is the right one? It's about German grammar...
User avatar #243 - szymonf (12/01/2014) [-]
sorry, 172
i didn't double check when replying to you
User avatar #245 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
lol thanks! I swear there have been falsely credited quotes all over this and similar websites as of late. I appreciate you for posting the warning.
#186 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Good to know - although it does sound pretty believable. Heck, I could see politicians in my own country saying this, even though we, like Russia, need immigration.
#181 - Russia was built upon the subjugation of minorities. From the …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Allah akbar Zweden +4
User avatar #182 - szymonf (12/01/2014) [-]
And I just found out that Putin did not say this.
User avatar #202 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
where from?
User avatar #234 - szymonf (12/01/2014) [-]
comment 178
User avatar #236 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
you sure 178 is the right one? It's about German grammar...
User avatar #243 - szymonf (12/01/2014) [-]
sorry, 172
i didn't double check when replying to you
User avatar #245 - romanlettuce (12/01/2014) [-]
lol thanks! I swear there have been falsely credited quotes all over this and similar websites as of late. I appreciate you for posting the warning.
#186 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Good to know - although it does sound pretty believable. Heck, I could see politicians in my own country saying this, even though we, like Russia, need immigration.
#37 - oh you ****** !!!!!!!! 11/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#21 - It's third on my search but w/e. and my friend t… 11/30/2014 on We did it!!! 0
#28 - Put your shoes in those of the warden Do you say &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Saw 0
User avatar #29 - Silver Quantum (11/30/2014) [-]
still not the car owner's problem. joke or not, it's still the warden's job to make sure the ticket is there. you can't just give someone a ticket because you're too lazy to look around for a couple of minutes. and the car owner being a douche is no valid reason to give someone a ticket either.
#24 - There's a great article on NME that talks about how accurate t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on At Portland's Ferguson... 0
#26 - lordogames (11/30/2014) [-]
Well, that's really cool that it's accurately depicting Portland.
#22 - They make fun of that in Portlandia  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on At Portland's Ferguson... 0
#23 - lordogames (11/30/2014) [-]
I've never seen the show. I should watch it to see how truly accurate it is. Based on what i've heard, it's fairly accurate. That's wonderful they make fun of that. I feel a little special that there's an entire show that not only is it about my city, but also seems to be accurate.
User avatar #24 - szymonf (11/30/2014) [-]
There's a great article on NME that talks about how accurate the show is in not only portraying the lifestyle of the city but also how the "hipsters" of the world can relate to it.
I'm not from Portland but I can relate to so many things in the show anyway.

The first three seasons are on Netflix (at least on Canadian Netflix it is) and the show's fifth season airs January I believe
#26 - lordogames (11/30/2014) [-]
Well, that's really cool that it's accurately depicting Portland.
#18 - but it's portland There's a entire IFC show that makes fun…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2014 on At Portland's Ferguson... +1
#20 - lordogames (11/30/2014) [-]
My mom always says that portland protesters' thing is to stop traffic. Protesters love stopping traffic. And it's true. I've seen a few protest here and the only thing that has happened is I had to sit in traffic for 10~ extra minutes. We are decently weird, though. This sort of thing isn't that crazy.
User avatar #22 - szymonf (11/30/2014) [-]
They make fun of that in Portlandia
#23 - lordogames (11/30/2014) [-]
I've never seen the show. I should watch it to see how truly accurate it is. Based on what i've heard, it's fairly accurate. That's wonderful they make fun of that. I feel a little special that there's an entire show that not only is it about my city, but also seems to be accurate.
User avatar #24 - szymonf (11/30/2014) [-]
There's a great article on NME that talks about how accurate the show is in not only portraying the lifestyle of the city but also how the "hipsters" of the world can relate to it.
I'm not from Portland but I can relate to so many things in the show anyway.

The first three seasons are on Netflix (at least on Canadian Netflix it is) and the show's fifth season airs January I believe
#26 - lordogames (11/30/2014) [-]
Well, that's really cool that it's accurately depicting Portland.
#3 - 2009 called; they want their pop culture reference back … 11/30/2014 on Kinect -1
#23 - And then you get a ticket for not visibly displaying your tic…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Saw -1
User avatar #27 - Silver Quantum (11/30/2014) [-]
that's the thing. it IS visibly displayed. if the warden can't see it or is too lazy to look for it is his problem
User avatar #28 - szymonf (11/30/2014) [-]
Put your shoes in those of the warden

Do you say "fuck this asshole" and write him a ticket or do you spend the next five minutes of your life leaning over the car looking for the ticket and chuckling about how funny you find it that some douche is trying to make your job that much more of a chore
User avatar #29 - Silver Quantum (11/30/2014) [-]
still not the car owner's problem. joke or not, it's still the warden's job to make sure the ticket is there. you can't just give someone a ticket because you're too lazy to look around for a couple of minutes. and the car owner being a douche is no valid reason to give someone a ticket either.
#117 - The comment is so unnecessary. It's so long, repetitive, juven… 11/30/2014 on Tumbler 0
#18 - More or less. Nearly every sports game is just a roster update… 11/29/2014 on so no players will get... 0
#8 - NHL lets you make black players source: I've owned every e…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on so no players will get... +11
User avatar #17 - poutinesalad (11/29/2014) [-]
Are they not all basically the same game?

But yes, they do.
User avatar #18 - szymonf (11/29/2014) [-]
More or less. Nearly every sports game is just a roster update and colour scheme update
#2767 - **szymonf rolls 554,274,883** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#225 - for me it's a minimum of two per day which explains the tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +2
User avatar #228 - cumberdale (11/29/2014) [-]
same for me
#3795 - **szymonf rolls 999,599,363**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks +8
User avatar #3797 - cannibalcake (11/28/2014) [-]
Woa Dude, Nice roll.
#130 - I understand the feminists "logic" behind this but i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Feminism 0
#136 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
How can one understand something that is nonexistent

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User avatar #55 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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