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szymonf

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:Ontario Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 11019 total,  12599 ,  1580
Comment Thumbs: 7802 total,  14046 ,  6244
Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:3
Content Views:420930
Total Comments Made:6383
FJ Points:19133

latest user's comments

#172 - That is just rude. You don't even now me. 12/23/2014 on Happy Christmas 0
#150 - rank 50 in comments. I wonder how long it took you to get that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Happy Christmas 0
User avatar #151 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
took a while

got as high as 44 then kinda slipped
#46 - horns are for when you're angry flashing your high beams f… 12/23/2014 on Genius ideas +1
#49 - unless you eat too many dabs and burn out ruining your life 12/23/2014 on This show used to make a... 0
#47 - psychedelics don't work like that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on This show used to make a... +1
User avatar #49 - szymonf (12/23/2014) [-]
unless you eat too many dabs and burn out ruining your life
#24 - just follow the yellow brick road but actually, just … 12/23/2014 on Ikea 0
#122 - look at me i'm a girl i need to have half my tits hanging out  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Happy Christmas +2
User avatar #169 - jcjohnson (12/23/2014) [-]
faggot
#172 - szymonf (12/23/2014) [-]
That is just rude. You don't even now me.
User avatar #148 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
spoken like a man who has never seen them irl
User avatar #150 - szymonf (12/23/2014) [-]
rank 50 in comments. I wonder how long it took you to get that
User avatar #151 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
took a while

got as high as 44 then kinda slipped
#137 - volksworgen (12/23/2014) [-]
But I like boobies.
#134 - inkie (12/23/2014) [-]
#126 - poppies (12/23/2014) [-]
Your tits are hanging out? Can we see?
#14 - man that guy is so ******* high 12/22/2014 on I seen things man. 0
#10 - "ya, I'll have a big mac with no pickles" 12/22/2014 on Wendy's 0
#183 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on United School of America 0
#208 - Minnesota Comment deleted by szymonf
#188 - tollund Comment deleted by szymonf
#36 - when my paretns taught me about the birds and bees 12/22/2014 on Oops, You Bwoke It! +1
#6 - but william is a half-blood prince so that would mean the litt… 12/22/2014 on oh shit +1
#18 - I don't remember Princess Leia being so politically correct 12/22/2014 on Oppresion +1
#14 - can anyone confirm if this works for dogs?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on How to gift wrap a cat 0
User avatar #17 - warioteam (12/22/2014) [-]
it probably works BETTER with dogs
prolly want to double-wrap tho
#88 - dude, that's the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while 12/22/2014 on Link +1
#54 - Comment deleted 12/22/2014 on House Spouse 0
#2509 - **szymonf used "*roll rpg name*"** **szymonf rolls Darys** … 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#49 - Curling is the best sport 12/22/2014 on hey, hey girl? +3
#27 - Only one question arises can he make a short, fat man with…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Admin pls 0
#34 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
No. Can he make him believably gay?
#16 - She had two choices. Getting ****** by the 76ers or a dildo 12/21/2014 on K den 0
#56 - Thanks. I was really struggling trying to figure it out  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Try it +3
User avatar #60 - luigipimp (12/21/2014) [-]
you sexy mofo
#353 - buying thumbs you're cool op  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +2
User avatar #356 - Sewallman (12/21/2014) [-]
If I could stick it to the front page like Addy can, I would.. But thumbs gets more people to view the content. I'm sorrrryyyy.
#53 - How does the stressed word change the meaning? I never s…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Try it -2
#80 - notrueknight (12/21/2014) [-]
its all in the emphasis on one word.

for example " I never said she stole my money " with the "I" stressed

implies that i personally didnt say she did but she might have or somebody else said it.

or " I never SAID she stole my money" with "said" stressed

This implies that i never actually said she did but i might of implied it
#54 - miwauturu (12/21/2014) [-]
It's not so much the meaning, but the implications.
I never said she stole my money (Someone else said it)
I never said she stole my money (I simply never said it)
I never said she stole my money (I didn't say it, but implied it another way)
I never said she stole my money (I said someone else stole the money)
I never said she stole my money (She has my money, but she didn't steal it)
I never said she stole my money (She stole someone else's money)
I never said she stole my money (She stole something other than money from me)
#65 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
BUT IT MEANT DIFFERENTLY WHEN IT'S ALL CAPS.
"I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY"
User avatar #62 - kottr (12/21/2014) [-]
yeah but who really cares? this can be done with literally any sentence ever.
User avatar #74 - emiyashirou (12/21/2014) [-]
It's "Did you know?" facts. The majority of them are stupid and/or obvious.
User avatar #56 - szymonf (12/21/2014) [-]
Thanks.
I was really struggling trying to figure it out
User avatar #60 - luigipimp (12/21/2014) [-]
you sexy mofo
#86 - *hands you the first half of the bible* 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp 0
#96 - most of there are just so unbelievably stupid. 12/21/2014 on Random fact Comp #63 +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #55 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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