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#27 - this is relatively knew  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2014 on How long has it been there -1
#32 - anonymous (02/21/2014) [-]
new*
User avatar #33 - szymonf (02/21/2014) [-]
fuck me sideways i'm stupid
#40 - yourmum (02/21/2014) [-]
#10 - people have best friends? I don't get what you're trying to get at 02/21/2014 on Coincidence? 0
#49 - i'm more of a Lol guy 02/21/2014 on 2 types of people 0
#23 - I always thought it meant the total sum. 02/21/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp 0
#15 - except wii u sales are so bad some retailers are no longer car…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on The adventures of Game-Ball... 0
#65 - anonymous (02/21/2014) [-]
Wii U is selling well enough in Japan and Europe, which is Nintendo's largest markets. 3DS is absolutely killing it as well so Nintendo isn't even struggling. The fact that the plebs in North America need HARDCORE HEARTSTOPPING ACTIONS SHOOOOOOTERS" is a testament to how idiotic this generation of gamers is. Besides, laugh all you want but the people with Wii U's get to enjoy Bayonetta 2, lucky bastards.
User avatar #79 - szymonf (02/21/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about the 3ds because the wii u is struggling in the European market.
Nintendo is facing financial struggles. all you need to do is read an article once in a while
#19 - what happens if you get anywhere between -49 and +49.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp 0
#22 - bazda (02/21/2014) [-]
I always wonder, what if he gets like +6000, but still has like 90 red thumbs, will he still stop?
User avatar #23 - szymonf (02/21/2014) [-]
I always thought it meant the total sum.
#45 - they're just trying to tell ypu to get back behind a drumset 02/21/2014 on Dave Grohl being Dave Grohl 0
#12 - not knowing how to interact with people is not social anxiety  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Mfw 0
#13 - anonymous (02/21/2014) [-]
You're right, it could be autism, however any psychologist would go with social anxiety first.
#55 - (2) have opened up Ukraine to more foreign investors... In…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Ukraine: Then and Now 0
User avatar #98 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/21/2014) [-]
I meant the protests are ogranized so that they occupy government buildings, provoke police officers by throwing rocks, molotovs and other shit at them, etc. They are far from peaceful. The police are people too, but they've managed to resort from violence despite numerous provocations on the "protesters" part.
Your bias is almost inevitable seeing how you're based in Europe, that's what your mass media tells you. Although there are really no absolutely reliable sources of information because almost any source is bound to be prejudiced some way.
If Ukraine does end up joining the EU, we'll see if their people will lead better lives.
User avatar #99 - szymonf (02/22/2014) [-]
I'm not from Europe but my medias bias is most likely the same.
I like to think that /i read articles from both perspectives.
and if you were to re-read comment 55 you would understand WHY they have begun occupying buildings, retaliating against police raids etc. etc.
You're simply ignoring the first two months of protests. You're not looking at how this violence started.
#54 - (1) well first of all, I wrote this comment like a month a… 02/21/2014 on Ukraine: Then and Now 0
#27 - I don't think the media should be re-enforcing the idea that b…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Fiona -1
User avatar #30 - holyfool (02/21/2014) [-]
Why?
They tried enforcing the idea of Anorexia nervosa before to young women through the modeling industry.
#32 - anonymous (02/21/2014) [-]
So you think we should go to other extreme?
User avatar #33 - holyfool (02/21/2014) [-]
No I'm just saying it has been done.
#73 - "swimming" 02/20/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#27 - interesting theory  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Clever Moses 0
#29 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
indeed.
#8 - i was going to say bosnia was never a soviet republic but the… 02/20/2014 on In soviet bosnia rape mobs you +1
#15 - the high you get from smoking weed is addictive for some people.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Imagine Dragons 0
User avatar #16 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
mos definitely mental.
#25 - re-word that please  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Clever Moses 0
#26 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
when moses reached kadesh barnea, and after he sent his spy's out (2 years in), he figured out that to even attempt the war he wanted to wage (war of complete extermination) he would need a lot more soldiers.
they remain in kadesh barnea for 2 generations (translated into 40 years) and make like bunnies.
he now has a larger army.
User avatar #39 - asheskirata (02/20/2014) [-]
I can actually see where that would be coming from, and I'd call it a theory if it had evidence. I DO like the hypothesis though! I'm a Mythological History major, so that's a really cool way to look at the mythos tying into reality in a way.
User avatar #27 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
interesting theory
#29 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
indeed.
#13 - coke just makes you want to do **** and when the …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Imagine Dragons 0
User avatar #14 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
I just try and avoid anything addictive since addiction is definitely a trait in my family. I have a few relatives that have a few years that they just dont really remember and that shits scary.
User avatar #15 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
the high you get from smoking weed is addictive for some people.
User avatar #16 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
mos definitely mental.
#23 - "w/e don't give enough ***** " …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Clever Moses 0
#24 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
really ? huh he war wrong moses wanted more soldiers to kill the people already in the country canaan was not empty
User avatar #25 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
re-word that please
#26 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
when moses reached kadesh barnea, and after he sent his spy's out (2 years in), he figured out that to even attempt the war he wanted to wage (war of complete extermination) he would need a lot more soldiers.
they remain in kadesh barnea for 2 generations (translated into 40 years) and make like bunnies.
he now has a larger army.
User avatar #39 - asheskirata (02/20/2014) [-]
I can actually see where that would be coming from, and I'd call it a theory if it had evidence. I DO like the hypothesis though! I'm a Mythological History major, so that's a really cool way to look at the mythos tying into reality in a way.
User avatar #27 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
interesting theory
#29 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
indeed.
#11 - colours are more saturated if that's what you mean by visual i…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Imagine Dragons 0
User avatar #12 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
see acid i get fractals and colors are just so much more. and sunlight is just bomb as fuck. i love psychedelics. when i found them i realized this and weed are the only drugs i ever wanna do, and i had thought of doing coke with this chick i was trying to bang. Luckily i had good drugs that showed me the light
User avatar #13 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
coke just makes you want to do shit and when the high is gone it makes you want to do more shit
User avatar #14 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
I just try and avoid anything addictive since addiction is definitely a trait in my family. I have a few relatives that have a few years that they just dont really remember and that shits scary.
User avatar #15 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
the high you get from smoking weed is addictive for some people.
User avatar #16 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
mos definitely mental.
#21 - Moses led the israelites (or is it hebrews. w/e don't give eno…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Clever Moses +2
#22 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gtomyoJdTQ

awesome documentary from military perspective
User avatar #23 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
"w/e don't give enough fucks"


I was just quoting something my religion teacher taught me in the 12th grade
#24 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
really ? huh he war wrong moses wanted more soldiers to kill the people already in the country canaan was not empty
User avatar #25 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
re-word that please
#26 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
when moses reached kadesh barnea, and after he sent his spy's out (2 years in), he figured out that to even attempt the war he wanted to wage (war of complete extermination) he would need a lot more soldiers.
they remain in kadesh barnea for 2 generations (translated into 40 years) and make like bunnies.
he now has a larger army.
User avatar #39 - asheskirata (02/20/2014) [-]
I can actually see where that would be coming from, and I'd call it a theory if it had evidence. I DO like the hypothesis though! I'm a Mythological History major, so that's a really cool way to look at the mythos tying into reality in a way.
User avatar #27 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
interesting theory
#29 - pacs (02/20/2014) [-]
indeed.
#9 - shrooms don't make you see dancing dogs. It's basically like c…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Imagine Dragons 0
User avatar #10 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
ive always gone with the lsd is more thinking and shrooms is more visual. i just have experience with acid so what i know about shrooms isn't first hand. My guy said shrooms have been drying up in my area so i havent been able to get any
User avatar #11 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
colours are more saturated if that's what you mean by visual in regards to shrooms. I "saw shit" but it wasn't fucking dragons and dancing pebbles. Clouds were morphing into faces laughing at me and a figure in one of my posters seemed to be smoking.
right at the end of it my legs went limp and I saw waves of green crashing and then a bit of purple flash but that's about it.
User avatar #12 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
see acid i get fractals and colors are just so much more. and sunlight is just bomb as fuck. i love psychedelics. when i found them i realized this and weed are the only drugs i ever wanna do, and i had thought of doing coke with this chick i was trying to bang. Luckily i had good drugs that showed me the light
User avatar #13 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
coke just makes you want to do shit and when the high is gone it makes you want to do more shit
User avatar #14 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
I just try and avoid anything addictive since addiction is definitely a trait in my family. I have a few relatives that have a few years that they just dont really remember and that shits scary.
User avatar #15 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
the high you get from smoking weed is addictive for some people.
User avatar #16 - brinkmantheman (02/20/2014) [-]
mos definitely mental.
#100740 - i wunt base drops tho 02/20/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100735 - the base drops. where are they?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100736 - teoyuppie (02/20/2014) [-]
Didn't exist yet. Closest you'll find is probably No Mercy's.
User avatar #100740 - szymonf (02/20/2014) [-]
i wunt base drops tho
#54 - dude, if anyone hates adblocker it's google. Their a corpo… 02/19/2014 on Adblock 0
#53 - Your posts must have had some effect on people. It's cool … 02/19/2014 on I'm a girl btw -1

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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