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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:5/04/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#50 - hi...................  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #51 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
#17 - it's a struggle busing to school everyday when your 6'7".  [+] (21 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +2
#28 - alfenertwo (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - mephistesulfurion (02/22/2014) [-]
That is the noodliest motherfucker I've ever seen.
#30 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
jesus christ his arms go the whole way down to his knees
User avatar #25 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew a guy that was a couple of centimeters taller than you, and he was the funniest guy at school. You must be pretty funny, too.
User avatar #36 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I try. Sometimes I just come off as a dick though
User avatar #37 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
At least you're a dick long enough to satisfy a porn star.
#38 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
That might be the reason why girls seem so interested whenever I go to the bar
#39 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitches be all like.
User avatar #40 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before
You're a very flattering person.
And I feel like I know your username from somewhere. Do you frequent any boards?
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#24 - Tusura (02/18/2014) [-]
Why take the bus when you could take four steps and be at school?
#20 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
an axe or a tram can help you.
#18 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck thats tall.
User avatar #31 - nyork (02/18/2014) [-]
What's this from?
User avatar #35 - otacust (02/18/2014) [-]
It's from Acchi Kocchi
User avatar #33 - shinku (02/18/2014) [-]
Acchi Kocchi
#26 - animedudej (02/18/2014) [-]
mfw i'm just 5'81/2"

thats what google told me... i'm about 1,74m last time i checked
User avatar #44 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm just under 5'5"
165 cm.
#45 - animedudej (02/19/2014) [-]
you dont know how tall you are until you meet someone who's 152cm
#18 - wow. I didn't know I googled "eels" 02/18/2014 on Emotions 0
#100 - that's an understatement. 02/18/2014 on check the comments -7
#100528 - I bet you think you're funny  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100529 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
I try my hardest.
User avatar #100559 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
why'd you give me red thumbs?
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#100523 - Alright now. Can someone point me in the direction of some goo…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100579 - ferrettamer (02/18/2014) [-]
Wu-Tang's member's solo work, Mos Def, Mobb Deep, and Slick Rick if 80's rap counts
User avatar #100562 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Jay-Z, Nas, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Warren G
User avatar #100532 - thebestpieever (02/18/2014) [-]
NWA, biggie and 2pac.
User avatar #100524 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
2pac, biggie smalls and NWA.
#100528 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I bet you think you're funny
User avatar #100529 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
I try my hardest.
User avatar #100559 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
why'd you give me red thumbs?
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#418 - you sound like a douche bag 02/17/2014 on It's Vocaroo time 0
#100410 - community guy middle album  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100411 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
It's my AOTY 2013. The production is phenomenal, the story is cool (and even though you can read/listen with Glover's screenplay for the album, you can get the story without it if you listen to the album enough), the lyrics are solid with only a few silly exceptions, and even Glover's singing is done well. I can listen to pretty much all of the non-interlude tracks as singles, but the album is even better when listened to as a whole.

Just in case you don't know, the album is Because the Internet by Childish Gambino. I hope you like it!

#100378 - because you try too hard  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100455 - bananarchy (02/17/2014) [-]
How? By listening to music I like?
#100377 - Is Troy's album any good?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100388 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
Who is Troy?
User avatar #100410 - szymonf (02/17/2014) [-]
community guy
middle album
User avatar #100411 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
It's my AOTY 2013. The production is phenomenal, the story is cool (and even though you can read/listen with Glover's screenplay for the album, you can get the story without it if you listen to the album enough), the lyrics are solid with only a few silly exceptions, and even Glover's singing is done well. I can listen to pretty much all of the non-interlude tracks as singles, but the album is even better when listened to as a whole.

Just in case you don't know, the album is Because the Internet by Childish Gambino. I hope you like it!

#100376 - Eating ***** until blood drips into your mouth 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100375 - Comment deleted 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100374 - I'm sorry I worded that so badly 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100373 - Find a more reliable source. There is a frightening possib…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100374 - szymonf (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I worded that so badly
#86 - I am aware and my opinion still stands. I actually checked… 02/16/2014 on Makes sense now 0
#31 - *AND she hasn't..........  [+] (15 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Makes sense now 0
User avatar #39 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
She did the mocap and voice of the main character of Beyond: Two Souls.
User avatar #44 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
and the last of us
User avatar #45 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
No she didn't
User avatar #46 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
she did the voice and the character was based off her
User avatar #47 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
She didn't the voice. Ashley Johnson did that.
User avatar #48 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
didn''t do*
User avatar #49 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
really? I was wrong in my assumption so you thumbed me down?
User avatar #50 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
If you click the damn question mark by the thumbs, you'll see I didn't.
User avatar #51 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
well, I stand corrected on both accounts....ima just stop posting now.... fuck you sympathyforme
User avatar #88 - sympathyforme (02/16/2014) [-]
You've embarrassed yourself quite a lot today son.

As for the thumb downs, you don't spread lies about The Last of Us and remain unscathed, unless you are certain of what you are saying then you should just shut your stinking whore mouth.
User avatar #109 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
butt hurt much?
User avatar #154 - sympathyforme (02/17/2014) [-]
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wise people so full of doubts.”

Suck my quote bitch.
User avatar #178 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
so butthurt, go get layed virgin
User avatar #210 - sympathyforme (02/17/2014) [-]
Layed? Are you trying to say laid?

Your insults are as ill-designed as you yourself.

Phaggot.
User avatar #211 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
qq more pls
#30 - but...but... Ellen Page isn't cute. She hasn't even been r…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Makes sense now -2
User avatar #52 - kingcoote (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm someone hasn't been keeping up to date with the casting of the upcoming X-Men film clearly.
User avatar #86 - szymonf (02/16/2014) [-]
I am aware and my opinion still stands.
I actually checked her IMDb page a handful of times before I started saying she was irrelevant.
User avatar #31 - szymonf (02/16/2014) [-]
*AND she hasn't..........
User avatar #39 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
She did the mocap and voice of the main character of Beyond: Two Souls.
User avatar #44 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
and the last of us
User avatar #45 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
No she didn't
User avatar #46 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
she did the voice and the character was based off her
User avatar #47 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
She didn't the voice. Ashley Johnson did that.
User avatar #48 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
didn''t do*
User avatar #49 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
really? I was wrong in my assumption so you thumbed me down?
User avatar #50 - soupkittenagain (02/16/2014) [-]
If you click the damn question mark by the thumbs, you'll see I didn't.
User avatar #51 - bodox (02/16/2014) [-]
well, I stand corrected on both accounts....ima just stop posting now.... fuck you sympathyforme
User avatar #88 - sympathyforme (02/16/2014) [-]
You've embarrassed yourself quite a lot today son.

As for the thumb downs, you don't spread lies about The Last of Us and remain unscathed, unless you are certain of what you are saying then you should just shut your stinking whore mouth.
User avatar #109 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
butt hurt much?
User avatar #154 - sympathyforme (02/17/2014) [-]
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wise people so full of doubts.”

Suck my quote bitch.
User avatar #178 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
so butthurt, go get layed virgin
User avatar #210 - sympathyforme (02/17/2014) [-]
Layed? Are you trying to say laid?

Your insults are as ill-designed as you yourself.

Phaggot.
User avatar #211 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
qq more pls
#11 - More like "We love you, Canada, but you're just not w… 02/16/2014 on Brief history of the world,... 0
#9 - No, it wouldn't have counted.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on TJ Fucking Oshie 0
User avatar #10 - insertswearword (02/16/2014) [-]
NHL rules say that as long as the net is attached to the peg the net is on, so yes it would have counted in an NHL game.
#8 - I'm sorry but we already did that 42 years ago twice 02/16/2014 on TJ Fucking Oshie +20
#36 - what show is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on How I feel when I get junk... 0
User avatar #37 - yentabear (02/16/2014) [-]
Regular Show, my man
#100255 - well, I've never seen it so... ya, like, ya made you… 02/16/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100240 - inb4 your not you're 02/16/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100237 - You do realize you're argument collapses upon itself?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100243 - themanwithnoplan (02/16/2014) [-]
>Not recognizing copypasta
User avatar #100255 - szymonf (02/16/2014) [-]
well, I've never seen it so... ya, like, ya
made you look
User avatar #100240 - szymonf (02/16/2014) [-]
inb4 your not you're
#20 - yes i do 02/16/2014 on Putin 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with ********* tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a ******
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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