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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#100604 - I might see Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds in July. 02/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#53 - congrats on maxing out your level though  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #54 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
#52 - the colour of your text 02/19/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
#116 - i'm guessing social board 02/18/2014 on funnyjunk is fun!! +1
#100561 - lol. let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to tho… 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100559 - why'd you give me red thumbs?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#25 - you can charge more then one device at a time assuming your co… 02/18/2014 on Want compilation 0
#24 - all of the cheese would be dragged off the slice 02/18/2014 on Want compilation 0
#59 - it's probably a blood drop for a blood drive not a drop of hot sauce 02/18/2014 on tumblr comp +1
#42 - THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM. I was a regular a couple of …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#40 - I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before You…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#38 - That might be the reason why girls seem so interested whenever…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
#39 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitches be all like.
User avatar #40 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before
You're a very flattering person.
And I feel like I know your username from somewhere. Do you frequent any boards?
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#36 - I try. Sometimes I just come off as a dick though  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
User avatar #37 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
At least you're a dick long enough to satisfy a porn star.
#38 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
That might be the reason why girls seem so interested whenever I go to the bar
#39 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitches be all like.
User avatar #40 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before
You're a very flattering person.
And I feel like I know your username from somewhere. Do you frequent any boards?
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#50 - hi...................  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #51 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
#17 - it's a struggle busing to school everyday when your 6'7".  [+] (21 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +2
#28 - alfenertwo (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - mephistesulfurion (02/22/2014) [-]
That is the noodliest motherfucker I've ever seen.
#30 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
jesus christ his arms go the whole way down to his knees
User avatar #25 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew a guy that was a couple of centimeters taller than you, and he was the funniest guy at school. You must be pretty funny, too.
User avatar #36 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I try. Sometimes I just come off as a dick though
User avatar #37 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
At least you're a dick long enough to satisfy a porn star.
#38 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
That might be the reason why girls seem so interested whenever I go to the bar
#39 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitches be all like.
User avatar #40 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before
You're a very flattering person.
And I feel like I know your username from somewhere. Do you frequent any boards?
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#24 - Tusura (02/18/2014) [-]
Why take the bus when you could take four steps and be at school?
#20 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
an axe or a tram can help you.
#18 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck thats tall.
User avatar #31 - nyork (02/18/2014) [-]
What's this from?
User avatar #35 - otacust (02/18/2014) [-]
It's from Acchi Kocchi
User avatar #33 - shinku (02/18/2014) [-]
Acchi Kocchi
#26 - animedudej (02/18/2014) [-]
mfw i'm just 5'81/2"

thats what google told me... i'm about 1,74m last time i checked
User avatar #44 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm just under 5'5"
165 cm.
#45 - animedudej (02/19/2014) [-]
you dont know how tall you are until you meet someone who's 152cm
#18 - wow. I didn't know I googled "eels" 02/18/2014 on Emotions 0
#100 - that's an understatement. 02/18/2014 on check the comments -7
#100528 - I bet you think you're funny  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100529 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
I try my hardest.
User avatar #100559 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
why'd you give me red thumbs?
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#100523 - Alright now. Can someone point me in the direction of some goo…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100579 - ferrettamer (02/18/2014) [-]
Wu-Tang's member's solo work, Mos Def, Mobb Deep, and Slick Rick if 80's rap counts
User avatar #100562 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Jay-Z, Nas, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Warren G
User avatar #100532 - thebestpieever (02/18/2014) [-]
NWA, biggie and 2pac.
User avatar #100524 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
2pac, biggie smalls and NWA.
#100528 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I bet you think you're funny
User avatar #100529 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
I try my hardest.
User avatar #100559 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
why'd you give me red thumbs?
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#418 - you sound like a douche bag 02/17/2014 on It's Vocaroo time 0
#100410 - community guy middle album  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100411 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
It's my AOTY 2013. The production is phenomenal, the story is cool (and even though you can read/listen with Glover's screenplay for the album, you can get the story without it if you listen to the album enough), the lyrics are solid with only a few silly exceptions, and even Glover's singing is done well. I can listen to pretty much all of the non-interlude tracks as singles, but the album is even better when listened to as a whole.

Just in case you don't know, the album is Because the Internet by Childish Gambino. I hope you like it!

#100378 - because you try too hard  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100455 - bananarchy (02/17/2014) [-]
How? By listening to music I like?
#100377 - Is Troy's album any good?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100388 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
Who is Troy?
User avatar #100410 - szymonf (02/17/2014) [-]
community guy
middle album
User avatar #100411 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
It's my AOTY 2013. The production is phenomenal, the story is cool (and even though you can read/listen with Glover's screenplay for the album, you can get the story without it if you listen to the album enough), the lyrics are solid with only a few silly exceptions, and even Glover's singing is done well. I can listen to pretty much all of the non-interlude tracks as singles, but the album is even better when listened to as a whole.

Just in case you don't know, the album is Because the Internet by Childish Gambino. I hope you like it!

#100376 - Eating pussy until blood drips into your mouth 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100375 - Comment deleted 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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