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szymonf

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:Ontario Canada
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Comment Ranking:#8214
Highest Content Rank:#4190
Highest Comment Rank:#1139
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Total Comments Made:6383
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latest user's comments

#87851 - take a drill and put it in your ear. Not only will you no … 11/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#9 - is op banned yet? 11/15/2013 on Game of Thrones -1
#239 - not disagreeing or trying to start a ********* bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Liberal Tears 0
#243 - facepalmftw (11/14/2013) [-]
I think the big point right now is that our freedoms a citizens are being taken away at an increasing rate. Our country was built on the idea of personal freedom, and much of the country - certainly the center of the nation - still believes that a man should be able to to, say, or own what he wants (within reason).
#87772 - mfw people actually call me Syzmon in real life 11/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#87768 - you might be the definition of hipster if you're claiming that…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
User avatar #87845 - awesomerninjathing (11/15/2013) [-]
I really like We Are Young
User avatar #87810 - shibe (11/14/2013) [-]
i've only heard the gotye song and we are young
User avatar #87771 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
I mainly just like their Aim and Ignite album tbh.
User avatar #87770 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
OHH. Fun. sang We are young.
yeah I've heard of that song, it was playing a lot.
Still good though
#87766 - Comment deleted 11/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#87765 - Picture 11/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#87762 - you're saying you have never heard of fun.? next thing you…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
User avatar #87764 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
no i've heard of gotye.
I'm not a hipster, I don't really care if tons of people like someone. As long as I like them that's all that matters to me.
User avatar #87768 - szymonf (11/14/2013) [-]
you might be the definition of hipster if you're claiming that you have never heard the following songs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7yCLn-O-Y0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0

unless you live in a cave in taliban country then I would understand you not cutting off your ears whenever the above mentioned artists come on
User avatar #87845 - awesomerninjathing (11/15/2013) [-]
I really like We Are Young
User avatar #87810 - shibe (11/14/2013) [-]
i've only heard the gotye song and we are young
User avatar #87771 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
I mainly just like their Aim and Ignite album tbh.
User avatar #87770 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
OHH. Fun. sang We are young.
yeah I've heard of that song, it was playing a lot.
Still good though
User avatar #87767 - thisismyhandle (11/14/2013) [-]
You aren't a hipster for liking Fun. I'm surprised you've never heard of them before. Syzmonf is pretty accurate in that they got way too much airplay for far too long and now pretty much everybody I know is sick of them.
#87772 - szymonf (11/14/2013) [-]
mfw people actually call me Syzmon in real life
#87766 - szymonf has deleted their comment.
#87759 - fun. is the definition of overplayed to death  [+] (11 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
User avatar #87760 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
never even heard of them before.
I like them. They have nice songs, that's all I really care about.
User avatar #87762 - szymonf (11/14/2013) [-]
you're saying you have never heard of fun.?
next thing you're going to say is you haven't heard gotye-somebody that I used to know
User avatar #87764 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
no i've heard of gotye.
I'm not a hipster, I don't really care if tons of people like someone. As long as I like them that's all that matters to me.
User avatar #87768 - szymonf (11/14/2013) [-]
you might be the definition of hipster if you're claiming that you have never heard the following songs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7yCLn-O-Y0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0

unless you live in a cave in taliban country then I would understand you not cutting off your ears whenever the above mentioned artists come on
User avatar #87845 - awesomerninjathing (11/15/2013) [-]
I really like We Are Young
User avatar #87810 - shibe (11/14/2013) [-]
i've only heard the gotye song and we are young
User avatar #87771 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
I mainly just like their Aim and Ignite album tbh.
User avatar #87770 - finblob (11/14/2013) [-]
OHH. Fun. sang We are young.
yeah I've heard of that song, it was playing a lot.
Still good though
User avatar #87767 - thisismyhandle (11/14/2013) [-]
You aren't a hipster for liking Fun. I'm surprised you've never heard of them before. Syzmonf is pretty accurate in that they got way too much airplay for far too long and now pretty much everybody I know is sick of them.
#87772 - szymonf (11/14/2013) [-]
mfw people actually call me Syzmon in real life
#87766 - szymonf has deleted their comment.
#24 - I hate the very concept of "trolling". But quite hon… 11/14/2013 on Great -1
#41 - I don't have photoshop. Hopefully paint is good enough for you 11/14/2013 on Please help +3
#11 - what you actually do 11/14/2013 on Youtube 0
#121 - I don't think I would feel safe anyway... please don…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Liberal Tears +2
#227 - facepalmftw (11/14/2013) [-]
The difference is that we haven't started an armed revolution. ..yet
User avatar #239 - szymonf (11/14/2013) [-]
not disagreeing or trying to start a shitstorm but:
a state threatened to forcefully succeed after a majority elected president
a billionaire called for people to overthrow a majority elected president
there are regular mass shootings (I might feel safer in a Nairobi mall)
and fanatics have threatened to shoot up public places if the federal government imposed restrictions on gun ownership
#243 - facepalmftw (11/14/2013) [-]
I think the big point right now is that our freedoms a citizens are being taken away at an increasing rate. Our country was built on the idea of personal freedom, and much of the country - certainly the center of the nation - still believes that a man should be able to to, say, or own what he wants (within reason).
#44 - What, you don't use explosive tee'? 11/14/2013 on whut 0
#120 - It's okay. It looks like it's New Yorkers 11/14/2013 on Are you fucking kidding me 0
#149 - Yup, I remember playing CoD 4 11/14/2013 on Truth +1
#5 - She is our head of state who exercises her power through the G… 11/13/2013 on Queen of Canada Pics 0
#29 - American foreign policy constantly violates Pakistani sovereig…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Seems like a nice guy +2
#94 - anonexplains (11/13/2013) [-]
1. the pakistani government allows them to happen. that has been proven multiple times. they only publicly announce that they don't like the attacks because they don't want the taliban to attack their forces (even though the taliban still do, which leads to my next point) 2. pakistan is filled with taliban that consistently attack pakistani forces. pakistan's government is extremely corrupt and has proven multiple times that it is incapable to fighting the taliban themselves. so they let america use drones because they're too weak to do the job themselves. don't feel bad for pakistani sovereignty. they don't have any
#1 - Picture 11/13/2013 on So nice 0
#23 - They love you because they think the velvet divorce never happened 11/13/2013 on Oh Greece. 0
#2 - But I thought.... 11/13/2013 on The biggest faggot in history 0
#5 - mfw I press Ctrl+Shift+N 11/13/2013 on They Will Never know 0
#2 - This seems like it's the newest phase on funnyjunk... It needs… 11/13/2013 on Always disappointed 0
#87494 - I have no guideline that tells me point by point what I must l… 11/13/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#87493 - it's not like he's wrong 11/13/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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