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Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
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#179 - Except Putin is a homophobic "dictator" who has sile…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Lamestream Media! +9
User avatar #208 - brobafett (09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, except they do.
#198 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2013) [-]
"Russia doesn't matter anymore"

Except it is the only state on planet capable to destroy US at any moment .
User avatar #222 - drewbridge (09/14/2013) [-]
Also.....it's not.
We could easily beat Russia at just about anything military-wise. It wouldn't be a total cakewalk, but we'd win very plainly...
#241 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2013) [-]
There are two possibilities actually: nuclear war and conventional one. First option is obviously a total fuck. Not only Russia and US (plus EU) will be destroyed, but every power on the globe (China, Japan etc). The second option is not so obvious at first glance, but implying that Russia waging wars for thousand years against all the world dominating powers of the time and still there, US has no chance.
#204 - jockothecrock (09/14/2013) [-]
state....state

russia is a state
User avatar #229 - craftyatom (09/14/2013) [-]
State: "a politically unified people occupying a definite territory; nation."
dictionary.reference.com/browse/state?r=75&src=ref&ch=dic , entry 7
#236 - jockothecrock (09/14/2013) [-]
state is most commonly used as: the territory, or one of the territories, of a government.
or
any of the bodies politic which together make up a federal union, as in the United States of America.

i know this shit, but he still could have prevented confusion with country or nation
#77 - I need to record my dog doing that 09/13/2013 on Doggies 0
#12 - mfw Ayn Rand 09/11/2013 on classy motherfucker -1
#80190 - i wouldn't join 09/11/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#80183 - wow  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #80184 - roguevocoderblitz (09/11/2013) [-]
Ya its the kind of stuff you love dad
#80179 - they're the best indie band of all time it took me a whil… 09/11/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#80177 - no  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #80182 - roguevocoderblitz (09/11/2013) [-]
Well either look him up, or i can say he performs naked, little weiner, shits on stage, eats the shit, throws it at the crowd, rubs it all over his body, makes a girl suck his cock, pisses everywhere, punches people in the crowd. and his been arrested multiple times for raping people.
User avatar #80183 - szymonf (09/11/2013) [-]
wow
User avatar #80184 - roguevocoderblitz (09/11/2013) [-]
Ya its the kind of stuff you love dad
#80106 - what was it?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #80108 - roguevocoderblitz (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh shit it was flagged, do you know who GG allin is?
#80181 - roguevocoderblitz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #80177 - szymonf (09/11/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #80182 - roguevocoderblitz (09/11/2013) [-]
Well either look him up, or i can say he performs naked, little weiner, shits on stage, eats the shit, throws it at the crowd, rubs it all over his body, makes a girl suck his cock, pisses everywhere, punches people in the crowd. and his been arrested multiple times for raping people.
User avatar #80183 - szymonf (09/11/2013) [-]
wow
User avatar #80184 - roguevocoderblitz (09/11/2013) [-]
Ya its the kind of stuff you love dad
User avatar #80107 - roguevocoderblitz (09/10/2013) [-]
Did you watch the video?
#80105 - I know how you feel  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #80113 - fuzzypickles (09/10/2013) [-]
Hmm, i never really got into arcade fire, what are they like?
User avatar #80179 - szymonf (09/11/2013) [-]
they're the best indie band of all time
it took me a while to get into them (my friends say the same thing) but once you do you looooove them
#228 - Why would I not press the button? 09/10/2013 on I will 0
#79913 - i like it music video trips me the **** out 09/09/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#79785 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #79786 - darksideofthebeast (09/09/2013) [-]
No, I will not spread that disaster.
#10 - at first i thought skittles exploded from his ass  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Wrestling + LEGO = Not fake +8
User avatar #13 - psykobear (09/09/2013) [-]
Taste the rainbow.
#14 - Or the Polish-Muscovite wars in the early 1600's 09/09/2013 on Behind you 0
#92 - seriously though, funnyjunk sucks dick. bunch of ins… 09/08/2013 on Zuckerberg +18
#91 - >birthday and name is put into facebook >privacy con… 09/08/2013 on Zuckerberg +5
#12 - It's snoop LION now gosh 09/07/2013 on Wassup doge -1
#23 - as was said before me, this is not the casus beli being used. 09/07/2013 on ohh Barack 0
#44 - how can you lose your virginity at the age of four you nee…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on My Confession 0
#54 - biohazar (09/07/2013) [-]
not funny men shit really happen , it happens similar to a friend of mine .....
#49 - runningwyeld (09/07/2013) [-]
actually even newborns can get a hard on. It just doesn't jizz
And bro, fuck that bitch - you should really do something about it
#79503 - because Death Grips is **** hiding under the word…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #80046 - roguevocoderblitz (09/10/2013) [-]
So there shit cause of a downfall in there fanbase???
User avatar #79525 - ferrettamer (09/07/2013) [-]
#6 - The trick is be stern but distant and don't talk to them as if… 09/07/2013 on Drunkenness 0
#39 - You complained about reposts by posting a repost. 09/07/2013 on Expired "OC" 0
#73 - definetly quirks  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Sassy. 0
#83 - srslyjakecease (09/07/2013) [-]
Perks are subjective... its a perk in my book.
#146 - I bet the artist doesn't get any likes from his friends 09/06/2013 on Screw me 0
#79400 - this song makesme want to punch walls. It's about as origi… 09/06/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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