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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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Comment Ranking:#16692
Highest Content Rank:#5267
Highest Comment Rank:#1139
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#33 - I had to flay a few days after 9/11  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Feels -2
#47 - broorb (08/24/2013) [-]
some sort of self-flagellation ritual?
User avatar #172 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
we both know I meant fly.
#203 - broorb (08/24/2013) [-]
I was taking the mick, babe
#32 - Both of my family doctors daughters (who happens to be my mom'…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Feels +9
#39 - irrelevantanon (08/24/2013) [-]
how the hell do i level up so i can downvote this
#83 - hotschurl (08/24/2013) [-]
Not like this, that's for sure.
User avatar #46 - thelastamerican (08/24/2013) [-]
Not by getting negative thumbs.
#164 - Fuck your rules. I'm swallowing all of them at once.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Hmmmm 0
User avatar #168 - lacklusterpelican (08/24/2013) [-]
NOT THE SPORT PILL, That one is shitty
User avatar #174 - epicalania (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah me to, everything but sports.
anyuway with the black one you can cheat
#1 - MONTHS  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Wh didn't anyone tell me of... 0
#2 - someoneforamoment (08/24/2013) [-]
k thx. Just noticed it a couple hours ago.
#4 - MFW OP is probably going to get banned. 08/24/2013 on I don't know how to feel... 0
#77841 - OK. Don't get me wrong; I masturbate to BDSM all the time but …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
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#77840 - Never heard of the Locust. I'll check 'em out 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#77838 - sounds great. definitely something I would play at a party. 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#77836 - What a cheap festival. I think it's worth it. Deerhu…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
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User avatar #77841 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
OK. Don't get me wrong; I masturbate to BDSM all the time but their costumes freak me the fuck out.
And I don't like the genre so...
#77842 - nicemarmot has deleted their comment.
User avatar #77840 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
Never heard of the Locust. I'll check 'em out
#22 - did you just? there is no swiss language 08/24/2013 on inb4 hurr durr tumblr dumb... -1
#69 - and i love him for that. i'm just saying he didn't know &q… 08/24/2013 on Tesla -1
#67 - he died a cranky, poor pigeon lady. he was a genius but d…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Tesla -3
User avatar #158 - rockamekishiko (08/24/2013) [-]
the world wasn't ready for tesla. He was decades ahead. Wireless electricity, that is just awesome.
#87 - jacobclabough (08/24/2013) [-]
His mental illness was caused by the fact that nobody understood his genius he felt alone in the world
User avatar #68 - wellimnotsure (08/24/2013) [-]
He died a man who tried to make the world a little better and loved pigeons. Don't be such a faggot.
User avatar #91 - slumberdonkey (08/24/2013) [-]
apparently you didn't read the next line. He said he was a genius.
User avatar #69 - szymonf (08/24/2013) [-]
and i love him for that.
i'm just saying he didn't know "how to".
#109 - It wont work. guys have "wet dreams" if they don… 08/24/2013 on the pain 0
#6 - you do realize this is a spoof and it never happened 08/23/2013 on Austria -4
#13 - you can't place a watermark blatantly like that if you didn't … 08/23/2013 on Growing up sucks… +2
#77724 - my god that was beautiful in every single way. 08/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#23 - Actually, you get ALTERNATE UNIVERSE BATMAN! 08/23/2013 on The truth +3
#77697 - top 40 canadian music isn't bad. anywho, just drive up or … 08/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#77694 - She sounds like just another pre-pubescent boy group. 08/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#77693 - I just watched the video a few hours back. I don't like it…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #77694 - szymonf (08/23/2013) [-]
She sounds like just another pre-pubescent boy group.
#21 - Picture 08/23/2013 on The day colorado legalized... +19
#77634 - too late  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #77635 - iloverapingmen (08/22/2013) [-]
DON'T DENY THE NOID
#9 - she should have shit in his mouth as well 08/22/2013 on Getting real tired of your... +2
#15 - why do you care 08/22/2013 on 1D Ad in Wales +1
#145 - That hurt me right there. 08/22/2013 on Alpha feels 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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