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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:10/14/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#1 - I got to +4 thumbs from the frontpage what did i do today  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Punny Nigga +1
#2 - privatepanda (08/31/2013) [-]
Wanna here a sad thing? I get to +4 thumbs from front page almost every day...
#130 - **szymonf rolled a random image posted in comment #3675221 … 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#17 - the word has been around for YEARS suck it up and live your life 08/31/2013 on True story. 0
#78644 - need to get a belt and a receiver 08/31/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#78643 - Why did you start this thread. Are you trying to turn me i… 08/31/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#78642 - You're the devil 08/31/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#9 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on Banana +1
User avatar #14 - corso (08/30/2013) [-]
#3 - I hate Chelsea Lately. She is such an obnoxious and rude bitch  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2013 on How to find out you're not gay +58
User avatar #52 - liftplus (08/31/2013) [-]
"lately"
User avatar #11 - awildniglet (08/30/2013) [-]
She's also a woman
Which makes her not funny
#12 - CrackPipeWillie (08/30/2013) [-]
#8 - the "multiplayer" criteria is stupid. 08/30/2013 on Good and bad +4
#10 - Partly as in the amonia drenched pink-slime causes cancer and …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Just some I haven't seen on... +1
#49 - technodork (08/30/2013) [-]
"pink slime" is something that doesnt exist and never has existed. the rumor started when a picture of a chamical truck was taken at a mcdonalds plant, that chemical truck did contain ammonia, but it was for the cooling systems used to freee the meat, ie. the same shit thats in your fridge's cooling system today.
#55 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/30/2013) [-]
It is real. Here is some background information on the product if you would like to learn about it.

business.time.com/2013/03/06/one-year-later-the-makers-of-pink-slime-are-hanging-on-and-fighting-back/
#54 - sexualtyranosaurus has deleted their comment.
#11 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/30/2013) [-]
I guess it was probably true when the content was originally made, my guess is that wtffunfact was made a while ago.

Anyway, I remember seeing that pink slime stuff on meat at the grocery store. I never knew what it was, I thought it was normal. Now that I realize what I was eating I'm pretty pissed.
#8 - The McDonalds one is partly true The Adidas one is true (a…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Just some I haven't seen on... 0
#9 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/30/2013) [-]
The McDonald's one is not even partly true. They haven't used pink slime since 2012, and there are no reliable sources claiming McDonald's only uses 15% Beef in their patties.
User avatar #10 - szymonf (08/30/2013) [-]
Partly as in the amonia drenched pink-slime causes cancer and McDonalds used it until the general public in the US got pissed of that school lunches used pink-slime
#49 - technodork (08/30/2013) [-]
"pink slime" is something that doesnt exist and never has existed. the rumor started when a picture of a chamical truck was taken at a mcdonalds plant, that chemical truck did contain ammonia, but it was for the cooling systems used to freee the meat, ie. the same shit thats in your fridge's cooling system today.
#55 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/30/2013) [-]
It is real. Here is some background information on the product if you would like to learn about it.

business.time.com/2013/03/06/one-year-later-the-makers-of-pink-slime-are-hanging-on-and-fighting-back/
#54 - sexualtyranosaurus has deleted their comment.
#11 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/30/2013) [-]
I guess it was probably true when the content was originally made, my guess is that wtffunfact was made a while ago.

Anyway, I remember seeing that pink slime stuff on meat at the grocery store. I never knew what it was, I thought it was normal. Now that I realize what I was eating I'm pretty pissed.
#7 - Puma was created by Adolf' brother 08/30/2013 on Just some I haven't seen on... 0
#2 - Ya it was Coors Light and it made it to the frontpage even…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on Spend a Little 0
User avatar #3 - honestchap (08/30/2013) [-]
Well there's egg on my face. I knew I should have uploaded this sooner.
#30 - Le horrible 08/30/2013 on THE HORROR!!!! 0
#10 - said the Greek... 08/30/2013 on inb4 hitler 0
#5 - explain it to me then. 08/30/2013 on Makes Sense To Me 0
#78514 - agree once3 again 08/30/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#78512 - I totally agree with you on that. BTW, I was ranting about…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #78513 - teoberry (08/30/2013) [-]
I only listened to the 'wut' one. I just don't like same love. It's a boring song.
User avatar #78514 - szymonf (08/30/2013) [-]
agree once3 again
#78508 - In dated news, Mackelmore is getting bashed by gay a…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#78537 - ikil (08/30/2013) [-]
"His song is shit and sounds more like a rant found on redditt then a plea for gay rights."

That completely wraps up my thoughts about that song, thank you
User avatar #78511 - teoberry (08/30/2013) [-]
Le1f's song sucked and I really couldn't understand what we was saying, but the beat and the 1st line are probably ripped.
User avatar #78512 - szymonf (08/30/2013) [-]
I totally agree with you on that.
BTW, I was ranting about the "Same Love" song.
User avatar #78513 - teoberry (08/30/2013) [-]
I only listened to the 'wut' one. I just don't like same love. It's a boring song.
User avatar #78514 - szymonf (08/30/2013) [-]
agree once3 again
#78507 - their music is evolving not everyone is billy talent; Spew… 08/30/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#72 - nobody cares about your uncultured tastes. 08/30/2013 on Canada 0
#115 - although I disagree with the philosophy I think it's a dick mo…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Feminists and Buses 0
User avatar #124 - undeaddog (08/30/2013) [-]
I can tell you that no-body does that when there are more people than seats.
User avatar #128 - flemsdfer (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't see anyone standing or even in the other seats. There's clearly space, and the picture is taken from a seat with yet another empty seat in view below.
User avatar #129 - undeaddog (08/30/2013) [-]
Indeed, well knowing that that idiocy is in my neighborhood I'll just start taking up that extra space when I can.
User avatar #130 - flemsdfer (08/30/2013) [-]
And if someone asks you to move ignore their request giving the simple explanation of "I don't think I can cope with that. I'm not taking on that battle"
User avatar #132 - undeaddog (08/30/2013) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #131 - undeaddog (08/30/2013) [-]
hehe
#390 - except the xbox one isn't that ugly... 08/30/2013 on Nintendo, I am dissapoint +1
#54 - THANK GOD OP is an American and not a Canadian. 08/28/2013 on (untitled) 0
#21 - and that's a commemorative coin. 08/28/2013 on Canada's Presidents 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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