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Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#38 - the money i get from the government for attending university b… 12/11/2014 on That's so Denmark -1
#102 - the lighter one is too true. I've done that so many times look… 12/11/2014 on That High Comp 0
#28 - I don't even know how a dog-person could want to own something… 12/11/2014 on Archer Wisdom +2
#48 - Comment deleted 12/11/2014 on The Three Rule 0
#35 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on The Three Rule 0
#42 - nitroxiii Comment deleted by szymonf
#48 - szymonf Comment deleted by szymonf
#4 - what I wish big bang theory actually was 12/10/2014 on Sheldon -1
#9 - why is tucker and dale getting so much love from FJ the past c…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on A doozy of a day +2
User avatar #10 - pibbs (12/10/2014) [-]
I posted the other one too. I really liked the movie and wanted to share.
User avatar #17 - calawesome (12/10/2014) [-]
It's a fucking classic too.
#28 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
>Classic

Movie came out around 2010 dude. Is 4 years really long enough to call something classic?
User avatar #43 - calawesome (12/11/2014) [-]
Instant classic. Yes. It's one of the few truly funny movies in many years.
User avatar #40 - hasinvadedyou (12/11/2014) [-]
i was set to argue that it could be considered one then i looked into a few examples of what people consider a classic and the main requirement seems to be something that is timeless example of art music literature etc. Now you get into when does something become a timeless example i think it atleast needs to be around for one generation for it to be considered for being timeless as you cannot judge its ability to withstand time so shortly after its release. Im going to say in about 10 years if its still funny/clever you can call it a classic. I can say i personally thinks classic material, there arent really any pop culture references in it that can become dated in it. its a parody on a format of movies who are already becoming classics themselves. Which means as long as people watch those kinds of movies, not really a particular one just of the 80s-90s slasher horrors, that you can understand the movie and are able to relate tot he humor.
#24 - well, bitches never do have to pay for drinks at the club 12/10/2014 on Dogmeat will take a bullet... 0
#91 - man, everyone knows what the bloop was. it was the superso… 12/10/2014 on Cryptids, Creeps, and Other... +2
#34 - it has to do with apartment buildings taken out of context 12/07/2014 on Oh you canada +1
#138 - you've never heard of maple toffee? that's like grade 2 s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Huge Fact Comp. 1 0
#140 - swiftshadow (12/08/2014) [-]
Nope. I have no memory of the stuff.
#72 - and I thought skunks ******* on my door step was bad 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 8 0
#109 - the only people that actually make and eat tire d'erable are p…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Huge Fact Comp. 1 0
#115 - swiftshadow (12/06/2014) [-]
Born and raised in Canada. I gotta say I have never even heard of this before.
User avatar #138 - szymonf (12/07/2014) [-]
you've never heard of maple toffee?
that's like grade 2 social studies stuff
#140 - swiftshadow (12/08/2014) [-]
Nope. I have no memory of the stuff.
#8 - PokeMMO has it 12/05/2014 on I wish they would bring... 0
#23 - Man, I want the usernames for the websites I've forgotten 12/05/2014 on lost +1
#71 - And then a piano dropped on their head. Stephen Hawking: 0… 12/05/2014 on Wheelchair Science Man is... +2
#28 - That's why it was made, to pass off as a real to be sold to a …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Greatest Unsolved Mysteries 0
#41 - angelious (12/05/2014) [-]
yeah...except as i said. people who are expert in written languages(linguist or something) have said that the text does have certain patterns. and that it complies with all the laws and rules of written language.


for someone to go that far with a hoax is both time consuming and would demand one to be a highly trained scholar.
User avatar #40 - wealthy (12/05/2014) [-]
Who's collecting me?
#22 - I'm pretty sure the Voynich texts are widely regarded as a hoax  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Greatest Unsolved Mysteries 0
#23 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
if it is a hoax then it must have been done by a genius with shitload of money.

the time when it was made was a time when making books costed a lot of money.

the language that is used there has been confirmed to have signs of an actual language. and they say it follows all the rules that a written language uses.

the time,money and effort to have gone for a hoax are pretty darn big.

but it might have been done by some wanna be scolar that sold it to a king. kings could not normally read during those times so the fact that it just looked nice and scolary might have made it sell off with a nice price. but even then the amount of time done with making a completely believable hoax of a language just for a scam is too damn high
User avatar #28 - szymonf (12/05/2014) [-]
That's why it was made, to pass off as a real to be sold to a wealthy collector
#41 - angelious (12/05/2014) [-]
yeah...except as i said. people who are expert in written languages(linguist or something) have said that the text does have certain patterns. and that it complies with all the laws and rules of written language.


for someone to go that far with a hoax is both time consuming and would demand one to be a highly trained scholar.
User avatar #40 - wealthy (12/05/2014) [-]
Who's collecting me?
#25 - I can't wait for the next zero punctuation video …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Petition to continue to... 0
User avatar #30 - deathklokiller (12/05/2014) [-]
omg its gonna be goood
#13 - "People enjoying working at amazon" sick joke op 12/04/2014 on Amazon workers be like +6
#12 - Is the table cloth the union jack? 12/04/2014 on Bear Grylls grills bears 0
#106 - Don't get what your saying  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Ukraine comp part 21 0
User avatar #108 - pwnagraphy (12/04/2014) [-]
>Anti-semitism
>Bad

Pick one
#102 - Long story ethnic Ukrainians felt like the ethnically Russ…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Ukraine comp part 21 0
User avatar #104 - pwnagraphy (12/04/2014) [-]
>Labeled to new government anti-semetic

Bad thing how?
User avatar #106 - szymonf (12/04/2014) [-]
Don't get what your saying
User avatar #108 - pwnagraphy (12/04/2014) [-]
>Anti-semitism
>Bad

Pick one
#49 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on american history in a nutshell 0
#75 - justtocomment (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I get your remark...
#52 - "I knew that all of that money and time spent on WoW woul… 12/04/2014 on Heavy build in Dark Souls... +4

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User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (15 hours ago) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (15 hours ago) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (15 hours ago) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (15 hours ago) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (15 hours ago) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (15 hours ago) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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