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szymonf

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:Ontario Canada
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Total Comments Made:6383
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latest user's comments

#102 - bro, to walk back out you'd have to do turn 360 degrees  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Walmart people 0
#106 - Ken M (12/30/2014) [-]
No, #81 is right, to turn 360 degrees is to turn all the way around in a complete circle and you would just be heading into the store.
User avatar #107 - szymonf (12/30/2014) [-]
I don't know how to reply to this
User avatar #110 - thunderkrux (12/30/2014) [-]
Just admit you were wrong and it's all good
User avatar #113 - szymonf (12/30/2014) [-]
I was trying to make a joke tho
User avatar #114 - thunderkrux (12/30/2014) [-]
Are you referring to the joke about the Xbox 360 that was terribly retarded to begin with?
User avatar #115 - szymonf (12/30/2014) [-]
kinda. not really. in a sense yes but at the same time no.
#40 - fine, replace the 70's with any other decade that ac/dc releas…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on ACDC -2
#44 - thatsnumberwang (12/30/2014) [-]
I'd have to agree.. they're like the kings of boring, generic rock music
#31 - ac/dc, the nickleback of the 70's  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2014 on ACDC -31
#46 - aphoticnefelibata (12/30/2014) [-]
Eh, I'll take my red thumbs as well~
I never liked them and never understood how they were renowned back in the beforetimes lqtm. But, if you like listening to that shit, then who cares what I think?
User avatar #41 - cumfartz (12/30/2014) [-]
finally someone said it! ACDC is shite
#35 - kristovsky (12/30/2014) [-]
You're so wrong that there is no alternate dimension in which this can be right
User avatar #40 - szymonf (12/30/2014) [-]
fine, replace the 70's with any other decade that ac/dc released an album in.

I am so right acdc=nickleback is the genetic formula for ebola.
each band has made x amount of albums that sound the exact same as the last one they released. It's just generic trash rehashed over and over again. Both bands have lead singers whose voice sounds like a dorito got stuck in their throat as they were moaning at the top of their lungs because mandingo didn't use enough lube when putting his bbc in their tight buttholes.
the only real difference between the two bands is nickleback understands they're shit while ac/dc have been beating the same ironic dead horse back to life.
#44 - thatsnumberwang (12/30/2014) [-]
I'd have to agree.. they're like the kings of boring, generic rock music
#34 - I have no idea why but I always **** it up  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
#43 - bellbottomshark (12/29/2014) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** Maybe you don't waste enough of your life rolling pictures?
#29 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
User avatar #33 - penileburglar (12/29/2014) [-]
That one's not on admin, it's always been *roll picture*
#34 - szymonf (12/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea why but I always fuck it up
#43 - bellbottomshark (12/29/2014) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** Maybe you don't waste enough of your life rolling pictures?
#28 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
#29 - szymonf has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - penileburglar (12/29/2014) [-]
That one's not on admin, it's always been *roll picture*
#34 - szymonf (12/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea why but I always fuck it up
#43 - bellbottomshark (12/29/2014) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** Maybe you don't waste enough of your life rolling pictures?
#53 - I actually hate you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Photogenic Guy 0
User avatar #55 - zetsuboukamina (12/29/2014) [-]
He'ss on a rocket. Why do you hate him?
#42 - 2012 called. they want their meme back  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Photogenic Guy +15
User avatar #48 - zetsuboukamina (12/29/2014) [-]
The comment IS from 2012
#53 - szymonf (12/29/2014) [-]
I actually hate you.
User avatar #55 - zetsuboukamina (12/29/2014) [-]
He'ss on a rocket. Why do you hate him?
#47 - no because the episode wasn't aired outside of japan a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Best Rock +2
User avatar #49 - episode (12/28/2014) [-]
I do what I want!
#35 - vape pot or vape e-cigarettes? vaping pot is awesome. It's… 12/28/2014 on It's funny, because it's true! 0
#23 - Jesus was actually from China and spoke Cantonese #FACT #TRUTH  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Christian Vegans +26
User avatar #155 - skomakernikolai (12/26/2014) [-]
Wow, since you hashtagged this fact with #FACT and #TRUTH it has to be true!
User avatar #82 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Asian jesus I can confirm
#41 - infraredanus (12/26/2014) [-]
Actually he was Korean.

ALL HAIL KOREAN JESUS.
#25 - "I don't know how relevant LoL is anymore" exact… 12/25/2014 on Idk how relevant lol is... +3
#57 - what 12/25/2014 on I hope people don't think... 0
#12 - she's stealing Drake' thunder 12/25/2014 on some things you just cant... +1
#151 - as long as their not man abs. what are female-man abs you … 12/25/2014 on Girls having abs, Opinions? 0
#63 - is there an article or a police report on the swating?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Based-Lawyer 0
#107 - Ken M (12/25/2014) [-]
Obviously not.
#94 - her skin looks similar enough in both pictures that nobody wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on oh my lorde -2
User avatar #113 - helenwheels (12/24/2014) [-]
That's the fucking point.
They edit her body even though no reasonable person would give a shit. That doesn't mean they look the same.
#83 - ha haha  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Massive Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #129 - manofthebach (12/26/2014) [-]
ty cunt
#63 - they look the same you ******* poser  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on oh my lorde -3
User avatar #66 - helenwheels (12/24/2014) [-]
No, they don't.
User avatar #94 - szymonf (12/24/2014) [-]
her skin looks similar enough in both pictures that nobody would tell just scrolling through
User avatar #113 - helenwheels (12/24/2014) [-]
That's the fucking point.
They edit her body even though no reasonable person would give a shit. That doesn't mean they look the same.
#7 - I thought it was people selling roufies but telling 15 yr old … 12/23/2014 on (untitled) +2
#29 - you look unappetizing 12/23/2014 on Canada, fuck yeah! 0
#96 - I don't agree 12/23/2014 on [✓] Not asking for it 0
#108 - Low oil prices are destabilizing national budgets all around t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Obama is good 0
#133 - theruinedsage (12/23/2014) [-]
Going nuclear is the only viable option
#35 - As someone who worked in demolition during the summer I can sa… 12/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#54 - somebodies new. I'm surprised admin hasn't deleted content… 12/23/2014 on I wouldn't know... -1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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