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szymonf

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:Ontario Canada
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#260 - fool, lust and naked 01/16/2015 on crush. fool. suicide. 0
#17 - omg i feel so sorry for you. I thought getting spotify a c… 01/16/2015 on You Like Comps? Random Finds 0
#12 - going from records to mp3 is like going from 10-ply to bark.  [+] (28 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Ron Swanson -22
User avatar #27 - pitchdark (01/16/2015) [-]
mp3 files can actually have decent quality. No reason to have better for a lot of songs out there. I use flac files on my phone, though.
#26 - klowserpok (01/16/2015) [-]
For sound quality? Yeah, records sound better..
For the convenience of actually being able to listen to all your music, everywhere? Fuck no.
User avatar #22 - ljxjlos (01/16/2015) [-]
No matter what you say, you still canĀ“t take a recordplayer everywhere.
User avatar #53 - szymonf (01/16/2015) [-]
Ron Swanson is a man who cherish' the end product of hard work, craftsmanship and ingenuity. He believes that the best things take time to be properly made. He wouldn't downgrade to MP3 for those reasons. I just assumed, with PaR being so popular, more people would understand why I made that comment.


Wish I knew how to reply to more then on comment right now
User avatar #56 - katiamanagen (01/16/2015) [-]
>>#15, click on the comment ## it adds it
User avatar #55 - szymonf (01/16/2015) [-]
pitchdark klowserpok chucknorrisvsmrt cordsofowls rumsmuggler listerthepessimist katiamanagen kairyuka
User avatar #54 - ljxjlos (01/16/2015) [-]
just mention the others that you want to read it.
User avatar #19 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (01/16/2015) [-]
Generally analog has a more natural sound but is typically more distorted due to being able to be physically distorted by it's environment where as it's pretty hard to fuck up something like a file. It's also common for people to listen to really low quality music, not like bad music but actual low bitrate i think it's a bitrate idk im kinda high and tired like low quality sound where way higher is available.
#17 - cordsofowls (01/16/2015) [-]
Vinyl actually has much more distortion than digital, and high bitrate MP3s are indistinguishable from lossless digital formats.

Additionally, since most songs nowadays are mastered digitally, most new vinyl is just a bad copy of the digital file anyway, so you don't gain anything but distortion by listening to the vinyl.
#45 - rumsmuggler (01/16/2015) [-]
MP3 will never achieve quality of lossless compression because of time and frequency masking effects used in MP3, but in normal conditions (normal price-range headphones without FLAC, ALAC, ATRAC or SLS MP4, pre-amp, amp and other stuff) you're right. Most people won't notice the difference. The biggest is in staging the song as whole...MP3 has (in my opinion) more flat sound...like if the band was standing exactly in one place. Lossless format has more space-y feeling to me.

Analog audio will technically never get beaten. Analog signal is distorted only by recording circuitry etc. Digital has this distortion + Modulation errors. Although the analog recording gets worn off from over-playing the casette, vinyl etc...
#88 - cordsofowls (01/17/2015) [-]
High bitrate MP3s may never be "bit perfect" reproductions, but they can be indistinguishable i.e. you CAN'T tell a difference. ABX testing has already proven this.
User avatar #38 - listerthepessimist (01/16/2015) [-]
bloody hell, Doge let himself go
User avatar #15 - katiamanagen (01/16/2015) [-]
found the hipster
User avatar #28 - pitchdark (01/16/2015) [-]
If you care for sound, have good headphones, etc... mp3 files won't do. Most people who comment on this aren't hipsters as far as I've seen, just music enthusiasts.

If you care for quality, but not file-size, flac is the way to go.
#29 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
But the thing with records vs mp3 is practicality. Ya nothing weird about listening to records at home, but when you want to go out and still listen to music, dragging the entire record player is impractical, the outside isn't the best place for the player (especially where my winters are -30c), and it's going to inconvenience others.

No one is going to say records aren't quality, but hipsters are going to act like you need one to listen to music even though Mp3 players are far easier in public.
User avatar #30 - pitchdark (01/16/2015) [-]
That's why I mentioned flac files. Top quality that you take with you. Don't know if all mp3 players or phones can play flac.
User avatar #40 - Kairyuka (01/16/2015) [-]
But lossless FLAC is just way too heavy for most portable devices, at least when you have as much music as I do. I do prefer 499kbps variable bitrate OGG Vorbis though, it's just a bit better than 320kbps mp3
User avatar #42 - pitchdark (01/16/2015) [-]
I have several micro sd cards I can change, and usually only keep 500 songs on my phone at once, and not all of them are flac. I know what you mean, though. There's a lot of different solutions. For me flac + qc15 is the best, but for others the commitment is just stupid and pointless.
User avatar #43 - Kairyuka (01/16/2015) [-]
It also depends, since I don't yet own all the cds I'd like to own (shit's hard to get in Denmark). So some times I have to deal with shitty mp3s from torrent sites and it sucks.
User avatar #48 - pitchdark (01/16/2015) [-]
mp3 quality varies a lot, though. I've heard mp3 files I'm comfortable with having on m phone, and some that sound like you use a phone speaker from 10 years ago.

For getting files, I'm really lucky. My father has a huge collection of the few bands he listen to, so I have access to everything by Pink Floyd for instance. I also got access to hundreds of CDs and LPs from some family friends. Still have to get a lot myself, though.
There's something magical about lossless quality music.
User avatar #49 - Kairyuka (01/16/2015) [-]
Indeed, but it's my experience that you absolutely can't trust any other ripper than yourself
User avatar #51 - pitchdark (01/16/2015) [-]
That is true. Unfortunately, I haven't had the opportunity to do a lot of that lately, so making my library grow is tedious work.
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (01/16/2015) [-]
I haven't expanded my music collection lately (in terms of CDs). These days I don't even listen to much of my collection honestly
#32 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
Never heard of flac files, guess I'm a little stupid but what are they compared to mp3? And do you know what phones can use them? I have an iPhone, but I'm changing to something else in October (plan will be up) because iTunes went full Nazi on my music, even deleted songs I uploaded from a CD.
User avatar #34 - pitchdark (01/16/2015) [-]
FLAC stands for Free Lossless Audio Codec and is pretty self explanatory. Sound quality is generally better than that you find on YouTube, if you have good source files. I know my old Sansa mp3 player supports flac, as well as LG G3 and Tesla Model S. There are several apps on Android that support flac if needed. Don't know what more supports flac, but here's a list: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hardware_and_software_that_supports_FLAC


After using common music files, like mp3, for a while. Listening to flac files on decent headphones is eargasmic.
User avatar #35 - DoktorHax (01/16/2015) [-]
The s-series automatically supports flac. At the very least from 3 onwards.
User avatar #16 - szymonf (01/16/2015) [-]
caring doesn't mean hipster.
#31 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
But you don't sound like you're "caring", you sound like you're comparing two music types that are made for different pros and cons. Ya records are better quality, but you really expect someone to carry a player around everywhere?

Going from records to mp3 is more like going from a great computer rig to a laptop, the downgrade in quality can be made up for mobility.
#43 - did you stop after the first three words? "Yes s… 01/16/2015 on Smoking kills... 0
#40 - when Jerk-Off was three not the grandfather 01/16/2015 on Smoking kills... 0
#39 - 2 out of 3 cancers are simply genetic "bad-luck". …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Smoking kills... 0
#42 - comradewinter (01/16/2015) [-]
So let me get this straight: You seriously imply smoking isn't bad? Let's break it down:

Cons:

- Unhealthy (To a varying degree. Many get cancer, others just fuck up their lungs.)
- Expensive
- Time consuming (Assuming you spend 5 minutes walking outside and smoke, and you're a 20-a-day, it's over an hour and 40 minutes doing nothing.
- Considered negative in social groups
- Restricted, meaning you will have a shit time on a plane etc.
- Gives you yellow teeth and fingers
- Bad breath
- Probably a shit ton I forgot

Pros:

- You get to be edgy


Are there still people claiming smoking isn't a bad thing, let alone glorify it? Smoking is worse than being a 300 pound whale health-wise, and probably less expensive.
User avatar #48 - sepheroth (01/22/2015) [-]
I get to be edgy?! Fuck yeah!
User avatar #43 - szymonf (01/16/2015) [-]
did you stop after the first three words?

"Yes smoking is TERRIBLE "
User avatar #40 - szymonf (01/16/2015) [-]
when Jerk-Off was three
not the grandfather
#84 - Picture 01/15/2015 on Freedom. -2
#80 - nobody cares. it's a stock photo with text on it  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Freedom. -3
#82 - tazze (01/15/2015) [-]
gee, chill, bro you're pretty rude for a canadian
User avatar #136 - Lainge (01/16/2015) [-]
What?
Why are you telling him to chill when you're the one sperging out over incorrect use of your maymays?
#84 - szymonf (01/15/2015) [-]
#25 - Yes, Canada has freedom of speech however it is not absolute. … 01/15/2015 on Amurika 0
#258 - I had my likes raided a couple of times. two pages of comments… 01/15/2015 on Recent balance changes to FJ 0
#104 - but the straps are leather. it's not even a social statement.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Thanks japan 0
#110 - anon (01/13/2015) [-]
It could be fake leather, hard to tell form the picture alone.
#32 - that's st.vincent btw 01/05/2015 on each and every one of you 0
#56 - I know you can only see the cop car for a few seconds. but…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on this guy actually fucks the... 0
#63 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/04/2015) [-]
reminds me of a russian police car
i think it's russian
#48 - speaking of majors. my brother sent me a very mean text a coup… 01/04/2015 on A Joke For Smart People +3
#20 - After his hands he moves. 01/03/2015 on I am a bit late but 0
#16 - the left handed stranger is a myth! 01/03/2015 on it's not the info you want 0
#65 - I've been thinking about this comment for the past couple of m… 01/03/2015 on Anti-GG destroys charity.... 0
#62 - Holy **** . Trying to understand a social movement in 14…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Anti-GG destroys charity.... 0
User avatar #65 - szymonf (01/03/2015) [-]
I've been thinking about this comment for the past couple of minutes.
Tolstoy was a genius. Gamergate is just demented.
A movement based entirely on hashtags and @ is more like trying to have a conversation with a three year old with a lisp. You will want run into a wall after two minutes of listening to the child.
#81 - **szymonf used "*roll picture*"** **szymonf rolled image *… 01/03/2015 on They hate us 'cause they anus 0
#18 - is mothers face based on meryl streep? 01/03/2015 on Here's to another lousy... +1
#49 - the town awarded for an oscar the academy during the decis… 01/03/2015 on Crimes inspired by movies 0
#37 - but only 30 people own those 988k accounts so that kinda evens it out. 01/03/2015 on what thus a panda cook with? +3
#7 - Knowing my luck, this would be my day 1 01/03/2015 on can't wait for week five 0
#38 - the daily life of a dog owner who just walked into the door af… 01/03/2015 on "Cats don't show affection" 0
#15 - still a better love story then twilight 01/03/2015 on Most well thought out tactic 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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