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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#49 - ctrl+shift+n  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Look mom, no hands. 0
User avatar #50 - szymonf (21 hours ago) [-]
speaking of ctrl+shift+n
see you in ten
#72 - MR. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII… 21 hours ago on dogs secret life 0
#27 - I wonder how many guns he has in his house 12/19/2014 on Meninist Activism dot org 0
#12 - if you're gonna post a canada day post then at leaast post it …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on it's a disease!! -2
#29 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Carlos is that you?
#106 - America bombed the traditional values OUT of Japan 12/19/2014 on Begging for Crucifixion 0
#83 - 1. 1,000 year life 2. neither break the system 3.jus… 12/19/2014 on Decisions -2
#48 - There are plots in porn??? 12/19/2014 on Watch it for the plot +3
#31 - god, i hate her so much 12/19/2014 on Billard +17
#148 - Because of the amount of calories in meet compared to substitu… 12/19/2014 on Chicken 0
#146 - meat is good for athletes because of calories. There are many… 12/19/2014 on Chicken 0
#123 - As long as you properly replace meat from your diet 12/19/2014 on Chicken 0
#122 - Except it is. Three minutes of research would show you that.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Chicken 0
#129 - shredmaster (12/19/2014) [-]
I guess that's why professional athletes eat a balanced diet of meat, fruit, and vegetables. But what would they know, they're just professional athletes.
User avatar #148 - szymonf (12/19/2014) [-]
Because of the amount of calories in meet compared to substitues like tofu****&*&******

that's what the first sentence should read
User avatar #146 - szymonf (12/19/2014) [-]
meat is good for athletes because of calories. There are many vegan athletes, from professional hockey players hockey players to mma fighters and they are not only competitors but often they are among the elite or even champions in their discipline. Chewing tobacco was prevalent among many baseball athletes for decades yet are you going to argue that it was good for them? Especially when many of the greats are keeling over from mouth cancer. Only 2% of the USA practices a full-vegan diet which is a large reason why there are so few athletes who practice such a diet.
Research has shown that eliminating meat entirely can help extend you life by up to thirteen years among many other health benefits.
#35 - Woops. Know vs now mistakes 12/18/2014 on Chicken 0
#33 - I was a lacto-ovo vegetarian for almost two years and…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Chicken 0
#110 - shredmaster (12/19/2014) [-]
It's totally cool to be a vegetarian, do what you do, but never eating meat is not a healthier diet.
User avatar #123 - szymonf (12/19/2014) [-]
As long as you properly replace meat from your diet
User avatar #122 - szymonf (12/19/2014) [-]
Except it is. Three minutes of research would show you that.
#129 - shredmaster (12/19/2014) [-]
I guess that's why professional athletes eat a balanced diet of meat, fruit, and vegetables. But what would they know, they're just professional athletes.
User avatar #148 - szymonf (12/19/2014) [-]
Because of the amount of calories in meet compared to substitues like tofu****&*&******

that's what the first sentence should read
User avatar #146 - szymonf (12/19/2014) [-]
meat is good for athletes because of calories. There are many vegan athletes, from professional hockey players hockey players to mma fighters and they are not only competitors but often they are among the elite or even champions in their discipline. Chewing tobacco was prevalent among many baseball athletes for decades yet are you going to argue that it was good for them? Especially when many of the greats are keeling over from mouth cancer. Only 2% of the USA practices a full-vegan diet which is a large reason why there are so few athletes who practice such a diet.
Research has shown that eliminating meat entirely can help extend you life by up to thirteen years among many other health benefits.
User avatar #35 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
Woops. Know vs now mistakes
#81 - i think it's because there's a massive hole in the soles of his shoe 12/18/2014 on Not the other way around 0
#86 - holiday themed FJ logos. Kinda like Pornhub... well, exactly l… 12/18/2014 on Make FJ easier to use 0
#60 - it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #61 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#58 - ya, just realized you're OP I wanted to post a picture of …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #59 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#37 - It looks like it would be too hot 12/18/2014 on I don't cook often and I'd get +1
#56 - I DON'T KNOW  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #57 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 - szymonf (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#94 - Comment deleted 12/18/2014 on *sigh* 0
#58 - Probably an unpopular opinion I don't have a problem … 12/18/2014 on Wow, r00d 0
#48 - 10/10 12/18/2014 on That sneaky bastard is at... 0
#108 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Gaming community +6
#24 - ya? 12/18/2014 on Fpoon 0

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User avatar #55 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
#45 to #44 - szymonf ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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