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#94485 - You could've chosen a WAY better song then Panic Station. You …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94502 - pocoloco (01/03/2014) [-]
Already have that song on my mp3 ^^. I like Muse for 3.5 years. I like their newest albums better even though they have some ultra awesome older ones too. My favorite Radiohead song would be Paranoid Android. I discovered them when I watched Ergo Proxy and was blown away by the outro song.
#11 - I think the train was playing the knockout game 01/03/2014 on Instant Karma 0
#15 - don't you know this is a sport? It's being "tested&qu… 01/03/2014 on How the Japanese think... 0
#13 - you should have specified which solar system!! YOU FOOL  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2014 on untitled 4 +41
#48 - anonymous (01/03/2014) [-]
"which solar system"
omfg and people didn't notice that you're a fucking retard for saying that.
This place is full of retards that dont know that there's only 1 solar system....
you know, solar, sun.... I m not sure if you get my point, you dont seem really intelligent
User avatar #30 - spankcakes (01/03/2014) [-]
Or he should've just said, that there'll be one less after he destroys Uranus.
#27 - meitemark (01/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - reican (01/03/2014) [-]
Lylat System
#94409 - google 01/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#61 - If it were 1998 then I would say that is the farthest from the truth. 01/03/2014 on People in Colorado today 0
#38 - And I just realized not everyone might understand the joke tha… 01/02/2014 on People in Colorado today +1
#37 - Well, you know, here on God's green earth we just like to let …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on People in Colorado today 0
User avatar #39 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, everything except drugs is accepted, we have an exrtemely acceptable and friendly enviroment, there's almost no bullying and so on, but weed, nah, oh god no
#33 - That explains it. In Canada, if you have never tried weed by t…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2014 on People in Colorado today +2
User avatar #35 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well not here! If you have you're a selfish asshole and you are just as worse as a heroin addict, seriously i've been told by a former girlfriend when she found out that i had tried it a couple of times.
User avatar #38 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
And I just realized not everyone might understand the joke that lies underneath that comment
User avatar #37 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, you know, here on God's green earth we just like to let people live their lives and do what they wanna do.
User avatar #39 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, everything except drugs is accepted, we have an exrtemely acceptable and friendly enviroment, there's almost no bullying and so on, but weed, nah, oh god no
#31 - Ya ,$40 is expensive. The only reasons I could think of for th…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/02/2014 on People in Colorado today 0
#44 - meinneger (01/03/2014) [-]
It's about $20 for a gram her in the UK, but seeing as that's £10, we don't see that as much.

As my stateside friend once told me, "Europe is where the American Dollar goes to die."
User avatar #61 - szymonf (01/03/2014) [-]
If it were 1998 then I would say that is the farthest from the truth.
User avatar #32 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well it's so not socially acceptable, so very low use, and also since everything here costs so much, the dealers need money for everything, hence low use, so everyone is far apart
User avatar #33 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
That explains it. In Canada, if you have never tried weed by the time you graduate post-secondary education, then you are an extreme minority.
User avatar #35 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well not here! If you have you're a selfish asshole and you are just as worse as a heroin addict, seriously i've been told by a former girlfriend when she found out that i had tried it a couple of times.
User avatar #38 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
And I just realized not everyone might understand the joke that lies underneath that comment
User avatar #37 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, you know, here on God's green earth we just like to let people live their lives and do what they wanna do.
User avatar #39 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, everything except drugs is accepted, we have an exrtemely acceptable and friendly enviroment, there's almost no bullying and so on, but weed, nah, oh god no
#28 - lol, I feel stupid. In Canada, street price is like $10  [+] (10 new replies) 01/02/2014 on People in Colorado today +1
User avatar #29 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Holy shit, even though we have alot of money, doesen't mean 40 us dollar ain't much
User avatar #31 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Ya ,$40 is expensive. The only reasons I could think of for the high price of pot in Norway would be high electricity or very low use.
#44 - meinneger (01/03/2014) [-]
It's about $20 for a gram her in the UK, but seeing as that's £10, we don't see that as much.

As my stateside friend once told me, "Europe is where the American Dollar goes to die."
User avatar #61 - szymonf (01/03/2014) [-]
If it were 1998 then I would say that is the farthest from the truth.
User avatar #32 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well it's so not socially acceptable, so very low use, and also since everything here costs so much, the dealers need money for everything, hence low use, so everyone is far apart
User avatar #33 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
That explains it. In Canada, if you have never tried weed by the time you graduate post-secondary education, then you are an extreme minority.
User avatar #35 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well not here! If you have you're a selfish asshole and you are just as worse as a heroin addict, seriously i've been told by a former girlfriend when she found out that i had tried it a couple of times.
User avatar #38 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
And I just realized not everyone might understand the joke that lies underneath that comment
User avatar #37 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, you know, here on God's green earth we just like to let people live their lives and do what they wanna do.
User avatar #39 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, everything except drugs is accepted, we have an exrtemely acceptable and friendly enviroment, there's almost no bullying and so on, but weed, nah, oh god no
#26 - korona, euro or US dollars?  [+] (12 new replies) 01/02/2014 on People in Colorado today 0
User avatar #27 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
hahaha, "Korona"? It's kroner
And it is US dollars at current rate as of today
User avatar #28 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
lol, I feel stupid.
In Canada, street price is like $10
User avatar #29 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Holy shit, even though we have alot of money, doesen't mean 40 us dollar ain't much
User avatar #31 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Ya ,$40 is expensive. The only reasons I could think of for the high price of pot in Norway would be high electricity or very low use.
#44 - meinneger (01/03/2014) [-]
It's about $20 for a gram her in the UK, but seeing as that's £10, we don't see that as much.

As my stateside friend once told me, "Europe is where the American Dollar goes to die."
User avatar #61 - szymonf (01/03/2014) [-]
If it were 1998 then I would say that is the farthest from the truth.
User avatar #32 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well it's so not socially acceptable, so very low use, and also since everything here costs so much, the dealers need money for everything, hence low use, so everyone is far apart
User avatar #33 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
That explains it. In Canada, if you have never tried weed by the time you graduate post-secondary education, then you are an extreme minority.
User avatar #35 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well not here! If you have you're a selfish asshole and you are just as worse as a heroin addict, seriously i've been told by a former girlfriend when she found out that i had tried it a couple of times.
User avatar #38 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
And I just realized not everyone might understand the joke that lies underneath that comment
User avatar #37 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, you know, here on God's green earth we just like to let people live their lives and do what they wanna do.
User avatar #39 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, everything except drugs is accepted, we have an exrtemely acceptable and friendly enviroment, there's almost no bullying and so on, but weed, nah, oh god no
#37 - I am a compass 01/02/2014 on Reallly old comp +1
#272 - "Monte Mariano Church" 01/02/2014 on I'll Stick the Good Ones 0
#8 - wow, I expected legal pot to be WAY more then that...  [+] (15 new replies) 01/02/2014 on People in Colorado today 0
User avatar #21 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, illegal in norway costs 32 - 40... Depends on the quiality
User avatar #26 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
korona, euro or US dollars?
User avatar #27 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
hahaha, "Korona"? It's kroner
And it is US dollars at current rate as of today
User avatar #28 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
lol, I feel stupid.
In Canada, street price is like $10
User avatar #29 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Holy shit, even though we have alot of money, doesen't mean 40 us dollar ain't much
User avatar #31 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Ya ,$40 is expensive. The only reasons I could think of for the high price of pot in Norway would be high electricity or very low use.
#44 - meinneger (01/03/2014) [-]
It's about $20 for a gram her in the UK, but seeing as that's £10, we don't see that as much.

As my stateside friend once told me, "Europe is where the American Dollar goes to die."
User avatar #61 - szymonf (01/03/2014) [-]
If it were 1998 then I would say that is the farthest from the truth.
User avatar #32 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well it's so not socially acceptable, so very low use, and also since everything here costs so much, the dealers need money for everything, hence low use, so everyone is far apart
User avatar #33 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
That explains it. In Canada, if you have never tried weed by the time you graduate post-secondary education, then you are an extreme minority.
User avatar #35 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well not here! If you have you're a selfish asshole and you are just as worse as a heroin addict, seriously i've been told by a former girlfriend when she found out that i had tried it a couple of times.
User avatar #38 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
And I just realized not everyone might understand the joke that lies underneath that comment
User avatar #37 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, you know, here on God's green earth we just like to let people live their lives and do what they wanna do.
User avatar #39 - merfmerf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, everything except drugs is accepted, we have an exrtemely acceptable and friendly enviroment, there's almost no bullying and so on, but weed, nah, oh god no
#9 - drows (01/02/2014) [-]
They also said something about 25 % of taxes.

So this price must be prior to that taxe.
#94374 - Well, I don't attempt to use irony on funnyjunk. Unless it's s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94375 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...I guess

I don´t dance, either way, not in the club, neither elsewhere - doesn´t change the fact that hearing DG in an actual, social environment would be pretty nice.
#94371 - People who like bands ironically and answer questions pertaini…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94372 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...sadly I don´t get Irony in it´s written form when I´m tired like I am right now.

But yeah, those are the ones I´m talking about. I guess I just can´t get behind the thought that lead to spending your time like this.

On the other hand, seeing that I don´t get irony, you might be ironic right now, too.
User avatar #94374 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, I don't attempt to use irony on funnyjunk. Unless it's something like my first reply pertaining to dancing whilst listening to death grips in da club
User avatar #94375 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...I guess

I don´t dance, either way, not in the club, neither elsewhere - doesn´t change the fact that hearing DG in an actual, social environment would be pretty nice.
#94369 - "sadly" I Literally only "like" Deat…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94370 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...there seriously are people like this around?
User avatar #94371 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
People who like bands ironically and answer questions pertaining to said band with such sarcasm that it literally drips out of said persons mouths?
Yes, you're speaking to one of those people
User avatar #94372 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...sadly I don´t get Irony in it´s written form when I´m tired like I am right now.

But yeah, those are the ones I´m talking about. I guess I just can´t get behind the thought that lead to spending your time like this.

On the other hand, seeing that I don´t get irony, you might be ironic right now, too.
User avatar #94374 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, I don't attempt to use irony on funnyjunk. Unless it's something like my first reply pertaining to dancing whilst listening to death grips in da club
User avatar #94375 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...I guess

I don´t dance, either way, not in the club, neither elsewhere - doesn´t change the fact that hearing DG in an actual, social environment would be pretty nice.
#94367 - But the hype of finally hearing death grips mentioned outside …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94368 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
I´d probably shit on the dancefloor, to be honest...even the clubs with the most "indie" crowd don´t play stuff like this, sadly.
#94369 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
"sadly"
I Literally only "like" Death Grips because I'm trying to be ironic
User avatar #94370 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...there seriously are people like this around?
User avatar #94371 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
People who like bands ironically and answer questions pertaining to said band with such sarcasm that it literally drips out of said persons mouths?
Yes, you're speaking to one of those people
User avatar #94372 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...sadly I don´t get Irony in it´s written form when I´m tired like I am right now.

But yeah, those are the ones I´m talking about. I guess I just can´t get behind the thought that lead to spending your time like this.

On the other hand, seeing that I don´t get irony, you might be ironic right now, too.
User avatar #94374 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, I don't attempt to use irony on funnyjunk. Unless it's something like my first reply pertaining to dancing whilst listening to death grips in da club
User avatar #94375 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...I guess

I don´t dance, either way, not in the club, neither elsewhere - doesn´t change the fact that hearing DG in an actual, social environment would be pretty nice.
#94365 - indeed 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#94364 - Just checked out careless and I really like it  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #94533 - BaconWithWings (01/03/2014) [-]
nooo. their older stuff is really good. Daydream. adversity, golden age
User avatar #94541 - szymonf (01/04/2014) [-]
Well, I;ve favourited their videos and I'll check them out when I have the time
#94363 - I expected their to be a lot of broken drum kits and ripped do…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94366 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
That´s how you´d dance to them not showing up, tho.
User avatar #94367 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
But the hype of finally hearing death grips mentioned outside of imageboards would propel me to such levels of excitement and adrenaline where I would react that way.
User avatar #94368 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
I´d probably shit on the dancefloor, to be honest...even the clubs with the most "indie" crowd don´t play stuff like this, sadly.
#94369 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
"sadly"
I Literally only "like" Death Grips because I'm trying to be ironic
User avatar #94370 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...there seriously are people like this around?
User avatar #94371 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
People who like bands ironically and answer questions pertaining to said band with such sarcasm that it literally drips out of said persons mouths?
Yes, you're speaking to one of those people
User avatar #94372 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...sadly I don´t get Irony in it´s written form when I´m tired like I am right now.

But yeah, those are the ones I´m talking about. I guess I just can´t get behind the thought that lead to spending your time like this.

On the other hand, seeing that I don´t get irony, you might be ironic right now, too.
User avatar #94374 - szymonf (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, I don't attempt to use irony on funnyjunk. Unless it's something like my first reply pertaining to dancing whilst listening to death grips in da club
User avatar #94375 - ljxjlos (01/02/2014) [-]
...I guess

I don´t dance, either way, not in the club, neither elsewhere - doesn´t change the fact that hearing DG in an actual, social environment would be pretty nice.
#94362 - Lots of people must be trying to access the link since the pag… 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#72 - well shit... Friends is as old as I am 01/02/2014 on 2014 0
#94361 - So did I at first glance. But then I noticed the stem and the … 01/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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