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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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Comment Ranking:#4128
Highest Content Rank:#4190
Highest Comment Rank:#1139
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#31 - a third FJ just looked up if the Netherlands consider social a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on random facts #33 0
#35 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
hur dur everyone here is a loser rite guise tumbs pwease
User avatar #36 - szymonf (08/09/2014) [-]
hur dur iufu ihg ii ytf8t 8tf78tficyt ighi g vji gig ihgi ii kvjvj jcftxdrzszesxe7dr86f8f87777t679979g880o;hllk/mnbjvh fiu ft 56 679998g t9fiyvh ghhviv hvhivihvhvhhvhkv jb yuygyyyttyvgvhcfdxdzerrawerdxycfjhkbjln n.,m ' '[;;' \/.\',l
#21 - I am so glad that the posts were highlighted. I would have tot… 08/09/2014 on seems legit 0
#95 - funner then pol 08/08/2014 on Russian solves britains... 0
#7 - that means nothing to me  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Russian solves britains... -3
#8 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/08/2014) [-]
You must be a fun person.
User avatar #95 - szymonf (08/08/2014) [-]
funner then pol
#5 - is this witty, clever or even funny??  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Russian solves britains... -6
User avatar #6 - icollectraresbro (08/08/2014) [-]
its /pol/
#112 - radtaco (08/08/2014) [-]
Its not /Pol/ Its /Int/. Notice the Blue background... Uncultured swine
#13 - egoraptortotheface (08/08/2014) [-]
Your text colour. I don't like it
User avatar #7 - szymonf (08/08/2014) [-]
that means nothing to me
#8 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/08/2014) [-]
You must be a fun person.
User avatar #95 - szymonf (08/08/2014) [-]
funner then pol
#73 - trick title. Picture is actually a close up of a cats nose 08/08/2014 on Find the cat! +1
#137 - this joke is autistic 08/05/2014 on Autism in the genders -1
#17 - my school only cares about seminar attendance 07/31/2014 on my opinion can't be that... 0
#16 - i agree 07/31/2014 on my opinion can't be that... 0
#11 - looks like a Japanese orgy video 07/31/2014 on Kitty! 0
#68 - Yemen, Afghanistan and Somalia are lawless states where Islami… 07/25/2014 on They are cool with it. +5
#13 - the kazakh base was only an airport for supplies and it is ba… 07/25/2014 on damn you communist scums +1
#82 - if you mean people who say they are vegetarian but "still…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on I Mean WTF... +1
User avatar #108 - Shramin (07/22/2014) [-]
Many people don't know the word pescetarian.
#2666 - **szymonf rolls 638,758,051** 07/21/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#31 - right* 07/20/2014 on AYYYYY WE WANT DA PUUUSSSYYY 0
#501 - 1-pizza 2-pizza 3-pizza 4-pizza 5-no 07/20/2014 on Answer this +2
#11 - it├Ęs called greening out smoke less  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Alcohol vs. Marijuana +1
#15 - bann (07/20/2014) [-]
I mean if you only drink a bit you feel good and wake up with no consequences as well. I think the biggest difference is that drinking is easier...no lighting, no puffing, just drink. Hence why people get more fucked up.
User avatar #29 - Faz (07/20/2014) [-]
Alcohol inhibits you a lot more than weed does and effects you body in a worse way, it also dehydrates you which is what causes the hangover.
#70 - bann (07/21/2014) [-]
If you drink a lot it does, but 2-3 beers will relax you a bit, make things a little more funny and there's no consequence. It's abusing alcohol that messes people up, much easier to abuse than weed.
#25 - i know **** about guns but the rifle on the left …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2014 on AYYYYY WE WANT DA PUUUSSSYYY 0
#37 - gtfomylawnbish (07/20/2014) [-]
They're not illegal here and pretty easy to get. Well, not now they're not, but for year up until last week when Russia had a bunch of sanctions put against then, very easy to get. Fun gun to own.
User avatar #31 - szymonf (07/20/2014) [-]
right*
#30 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Semi-autmoatic AK's are legal to own in the states (although with a shitload of ATF bullshit and like a year you could have a full-auto for like 20 thousand dollars.)
User avatar #100 - sovietsamurai (07/20/2014) [-]
America has it rough ...

It seems that your gun laws are diminishing by the minute because of your president ...

My country however, has been fucked since a long fucking time ... fucking Putin ... Fucking Gorbachev ... Fucking politicians ...

If there is anything that I hate, is when a country is stuck under a rule of a politician concerned more with his own bullshit rather than help the people, which I think seems to happen in most countries ...
#198 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
The president isn't in charge of making gun laws, that's the States' decision to make. States with the strictest gun control laws usually have the most gun crimes, and those with the lax "Hey, you can own this gun as long as you take these required safety courses" gun control laws typically have the least.

This is exactly why Chicago and Detroit are such shithole places.
User avatar #207 - sovietsamurai (07/20/2014) [-]
Ah, I see ... Thanks for clarifying it ...

Now I feel like big idiot
#29 - I worked at a gay restaurant once. The pay was **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Oh Billy Mays, +7
User avatar #31 - secondlawprevails (07/20/2014) [-]
You clever bastard.....
#111 - -.- 07/20/2014 on Get some perspective 0
#19 - there's a new scott pilgrim comic coming out carry on  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Show ya moves +3
User avatar #29 - priestofkarp (07/19/2014) [-]
It's already out. It's called "Seconds". I'm on page 107 and I love it
User avatar #22 - youngneil (07/19/2014) [-]
When?
How do you know this?
I need links.
Is it Bryan Lee O'Malley doing it, or someone else? Because he said he didn't want to be known just for Scott Pilgrim, so he quit writing more.
User avatar #42 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/20/2014) [-]
It is Bryan, but I'm pretty sure it isn't Scott Pilgrim.

I saw it at my local Barnes & Noble. If you got one near ya, they might have it.

As mentioned below, it's called "Seconds".
User avatar #27 - bigboyblue (07/19/2014) [-]
I can't find anything about it. I know Brian Lee O'Malley just released a comic called "Seconds", but that's about it.
#24 - "zoos are the best way to keep these animals safe" 07/19/2014 on *facepalm* +8
#71 - is that cum dripping down her face? and he's a navy seal  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2014 on plot in pron! +2
#80 - monkeybotlove (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh yes.
User avatar #79 - wormman (07/19/2014) [-]
i think they are making fun of one of steven seagal movies. forgot which one though.
#81 - hirollin (07/19/2014) [-]
Under Siege
User avatar #83 - wormman (07/19/2014) [-]
why thank you kind sir.
#73 - angelwithashotgun (07/19/2014) [-]
No no, that's sweat, because it's hot in the room. That's also why the other guy was not wearing a shirt.
#82 - mindsculptorjace (07/19/2014) [-]
#149 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on looks about rigth -1
#184 - whereisaname (05/03/2014) [-]
Let's be honest.
You shouldn't give a fuck what society thinks.
#19 - ya, movie memorabilia 05/03/2014 on Bat To The Future 0

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User avatar #55 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
forget what?!
User avatar #56 to #55 - szymonf ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW
User avatar #58 to #57 - szymonf ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
ya, just realized you're OP
I wanted to post a picture of a brick but the picture didn't load

There were a couple of occasions where a brink made it to frontpage
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
ohh i see

maybe re format the pic so it uploads more goodly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - szymonf ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
it's because I ctr+entered before the photo loaded 100%.. I do it all the time but just dont care enough to reupload it
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha
#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
#45 to #44 - szymonf ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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