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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#97766 - Just looked up the album on youtube. HOLY FUCK IT'S SICK. …  [+] (16 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #97783 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
NIGGA IT'S DABEST
#97790 - foxes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #97768 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
Weird, I thought you would have known about Big Black. Bu yeah, great album.
User avatar #97770 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
Haven't really started listening to punk.
Obligatory sex pistols on my itunes and a few favourited videos on youtube that shibe showed me so far
User avatar #97771 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
I hate to be that guy, but this is actually considered noise rock. I haven't really explored the genre either.
#97778 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
opening sentence on wiki said "punk rock" so, like, whatever.
and try not to be "that" guy. Only elitist hipsters really care about sub-sub-sub-sub-genres
User avatar #97780 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry about that. I think shibe's genre naziness is rubbing off on me
User avatar #97782 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
LOL.
Not to worry. I'd be a liar if I said the same thing hadn't had happened to me.
User avatar #97785 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
dont worry he's wrong

it's punk rock and noise rock
#97789 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT ;_;
#97786 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
what if... it's everything
User avatar #97787 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #97788 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
K
User avatar #97776 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
Actually, there it does contain a lot of punk elements, so you're not wrong
User avatar #97777 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
I fucked up twice

wow
#97774 - obedientflyer has deleted their comment.
#97763 - I'm going to say Muse' House of the Rising Sun but there tec… 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#26 - No America, you can't manifest destiny our holidays  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Canada Day +10
#62 - anonymous (01/25/2014) [-]
TOO LATE FUCKER HAVE SOME MORE FREEDOM
#4 - i don't care enough 01/25/2014 on Subway -1
#51 - >says he was in the air cadets in earlier post >now …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on The Cockpit of Shame 0
User avatar #55 - tripscausedthis (01/25/2014) [-]
if you read correctly I wanted to be an aircraft mechanic. their chat about flight simulators didn't interest me.
#1 - how did op know her shoes were $500 did he notice the red …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Subway +19
#12 - dehnoobshow (01/25/2014) [-]
Most of the time, it's safe to assume someone who is excessively rude has lots of money or can get their hands on lots of money. As the subject was female, It's also safe to assume she spent lots on money on her clothes and makeup.
#14 - anonymous (01/25/2014) [-]
"Most of the time"
I don't know about others' experiences, but most rude people I encounter are piss poor.

And if she's so obviously rich, why is she working at Subway?
#15 - dehnoobshow (01/25/2014) [-]
Because her parents are rich and she has to get a job to sustain her expensive life style.
#5 - someoneforamoment (01/25/2014) [-]
My guess is she told him.
#3 - samoflan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4 - szymonf (01/25/2014) [-]
i don't care enough
#127 - nothing special 01/25/2014 on Cringe Therapy 0
#57 - omfg justin bieber didn't disrespect anne frank. He said i… 01/25/2014 on Influential Artists 0
#392 - pointless and very hypocritical 01/25/2014 on Petition to Deport Bieber +2
#97329 - HA, faaag 01/23/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#484 - the white with navy blue box of low sodium triscuts  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on GAME TIME +1
#488 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [-]
THE WHITE CRACKER !
#91 - My cursors bigger then all the others. There's a reason I … 01/21/2014 on party haaaard +7
#300 - Yes 01/21/2014 on internet browsing facts 0
#298 - Well, stop replying to mentions  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2014 on internet browsing facts -1
User avatar #299 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Never.
User avatar #300 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Yes
#296 - How did you get it?.. OC?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2014 on internet browsing facts 0
User avatar #297 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Yea, I have it for a year.
User avatar #298 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Well, stop replying to mentions
User avatar #299 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Never.
User avatar #300 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Yes
#292 - Who even gave you coloured txt?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/21/2014 on internet browsing facts 0
User avatar #293 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Admin, I've been here for 6 months.
User avatar #296 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
How did you get it?.. OC?
User avatar #297 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Yea, I have it for a year.
User avatar #298 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Well, stop replying to mentions
User avatar #299 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Never.
User avatar #300 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Yes
#290 - You can't be doing this shit. Your name is still white. Y…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/21/2014 on internet browsing facts 0
#291 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Now I'm a roll.
User avatar #292 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Who even gave you coloured txt?
User avatar #293 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Admin, I've been here for 6 months.
User avatar #296 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
How did you get it?.. OC?
User avatar #297 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Yea, I have it for a year.
User avatar #298 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Well, stop replying to mentions
User avatar #299 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Never.
User avatar #300 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Yes
#288 - Why didn't you include a story in this post  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2014 on internet browsing facts 0
#289 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #290 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
You can't be doing this shit. Your name is still white.
You're not even roll.
#291 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Now I'm a roll.
User avatar #292 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Who even gave you coloured txt?
User avatar #293 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Admin, I've been here for 6 months.
User avatar #296 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
How did you get it?.. OC?
User avatar #297 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Yea, I have it for a year.
User avatar #298 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Well, stop replying to mentions
User avatar #299 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
Never.
User avatar #300 - szymonf (01/21/2014) [-]
Yes
#96966 - this some prohibition-era shit I will on eup you … 01/21/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#23 - I'm 99% sure one of them is Jonah Hill  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Yo Dawg i head you like... +15
#25 - primalneon (01/20/2014) [-]
Loved that movie
User avatar #32 - frutus (01/20/2014) [-]
Not-so-slim Shady lol
#29 - fistpump (01/20/2014) [-]
what movie is this and why haven't i seen it?!
User avatar #31 - Pein (01/20/2014) [-]
21 Jump Street
User avatar #44 - fistpump (01/20/2014) [-]
thank you, most honorable student.
#96684 - liked it. lyrics are pretty gay tho  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #96685 - itsamazing (01/19/2014) [-]
Hahaha, that's true, but I think the way they sing it makes it sound not as gay. Thanks for liking it!
#96675 - How dare you 01/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#96674 - It's pretty god I must say  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #96683 - itsamazing (01/19/2014) [-]
Thanks! If you could leave a like on the video that would be great. You don't have to, I'm just trying to make the video a little more 'known'. Thanks for watching though!
User avatar #96684 - szymonf (01/19/2014) [-]
liked it.
lyrics are pretty gay tho
User avatar #96685 - itsamazing (01/19/2014) [-]
Hahaha, that's true, but I think the way they sing it makes it sound not as gay. Thanks for liking it!
#36 - Raising minimum wage is a way of "counteracting" aga… 01/18/2014 on Corporate Complaints 0
#31 - I'm not defending the fast food workers BUT speaking as …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Corporate Complaints 0
#34 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
most mcdonalds workers are highschoolers who live with their parents. if they are adults, they should probably try a new line of work
#32 - bazda (01/18/2014) [-]
Lots of people think that paying slightly higher wages will save taxpayers money but in the long run I'm confident that it will actually cost them more, for these reasons: Raising wages raises overhead. It costs the company more money to do business and they will not eat that cost. They won't take that hit to their profits so they pass the costs on to the customers, making goods and services more expensive. The increase in prices combined with inflation doesn't really do anything but make money worth less. Since prices go up the people making minimum wage still aren't making enough to live on and therefore still collect government assistance.

So in the end, our money is worth less, shit costs more, the people who weren't making enough still aren't, and the taxpayers are still paying for their assistance. Raising minimum wage doesn't really solve anything.
#47 - topolo (01/18/2014) [-]
if only the companies would eat that instead, if only they would take the hit

i understand having to run a business and all, but profit is still profit, why cant they just make a little less, instead of forcing the price of goods to rise, just so they still make "more than good" profit
User avatar #36 - szymonf (01/18/2014) [-]
Raising minimum wage is a way of "counteracting" against the deterioration of peoples spending power because of inflation. So no.
Now, these businesses are recording HUGE profits (McDonalds had like one slow month last year). increasing the wages of workers in one of the MANY countries they operate wont affect the price to much. Also, minimum wages are not changed every year so if their was a dollar increase in big mac's then the price would eventually settle back down (a rise in price is not necessarily a bad thing for the economy)

Just look at Papa Johns, the price of pizzas rose like 12 cents after "obamacare" was introduced.

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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