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Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#82 - if you mean people who say they are vegetarian but "still…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on I Mean WTF... +1
User avatar #108 - Shramin (07/22/2014) [-]
Many people don't know the word pescetarian.
#2666 - **szymonf rolls 638,758,051** 07/21/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#31 - right* 07/20/2014 on AYYYYY WE WANT DA PUUUSSSYYY 0
#501 - 1-pizza 2-pizza 3-pizza 4-pizza 5-no 07/20/2014 on Answer this +2
#11 - itès called greening out smoke less  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Alcohol vs. Marijuana +1
#15 - bann (07/20/2014) [-]
I mean if you only drink a bit you feel good and wake up with no consequences as well. I think the biggest difference is that drinking is easier...no lighting, no puffing, just drink. Hence why people get more fucked up.
User avatar #29 - Faz (07/20/2014) [-]
Alcohol inhibits you a lot more than weed does and effects you body in a worse way, it also dehydrates you which is what causes the hangover.
#70 - bann (07/21/2014) [-]
If you drink a lot it does, but 2-3 beers will relax you a bit, make things a little more funny and there's no consequence. It's abusing alcohol that messes people up, much easier to abuse than weed.
#25 - i know **** about guns but the rifle on the left …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2014 on AYYYYY WE WANT DA PUUUSSSYYY 0
#37 - gtfomylawnbish (07/20/2014) [-]
They're not illegal here and pretty easy to get. Well, not now they're not, but for year up until last week when Russia had a bunch of sanctions put against then, very easy to get. Fun gun to own.
User avatar #31 - szymonf (07/20/2014) [-]
right*
#30 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Semi-autmoatic AK's are legal to own in the states (although with a shitload of ATF bullshit and like a year you could have a full-auto for like 20 thousand dollars.)
User avatar #100 - sovietsamurai (07/20/2014) [-]
America has it rough ...

It seems that your gun laws are diminishing by the minute because of your president ...

My country however, has been fucked since a long fucking time ... fucking Putin ... Fucking Gorbachev ... Fucking politicians ...

If there is anything that I hate, is when a country is stuck under a rule of a politician concerned more with his own bullshit rather than help the people, which I think seems to happen in most countries ...
#198 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
The president isn't in charge of making gun laws, that's the States' decision to make. States with the strictest gun control laws usually have the most gun crimes, and those with the lax "Hey, you can own this gun as long as you take these required safety courses" gun control laws typically have the least.

This is exactly why Chicago and Detroit are such shithole places.
User avatar #207 - sovietsamurai (07/20/2014) [-]
Ah, I see ... Thanks for clarifying it ...

Now I feel like big idiot
#29 - I worked at a gay restaurant once. The pay was **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Oh Billy Mays, +7
User avatar #31 - secondlawprevails (07/20/2014) [-]
You clever bastard.....
#111 - -.- 07/20/2014 on Get some perspective 0
#19 - there's a new scott pilgrim comic coming out carry on  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Show ya moves +3
User avatar #29 - priestofkarp (07/19/2014) [-]
It's already out. It's called "Seconds". I'm on page 107 and I love it
User avatar #22 - youngneil (07/19/2014) [-]
When?
How do you know this?
I need links.
Is it Bryan Lee O'Malley doing it, or someone else? Because he said he didn't want to be known just for Scott Pilgrim, so he quit writing more.
User avatar #42 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/20/2014) [-]
It is Bryan, but I'm pretty sure it isn't Scott Pilgrim.

I saw it at my local Barnes & Noble. If you got one near ya, they might have it.

As mentioned below, it's called "Seconds".
User avatar #27 - bigboyblue (07/19/2014) [-]
I can't find anything about it. I know Brian Lee O'Malley just released a comic called "Seconds", but that's about it.
#24 - "zoos are the best way to keep these animals safe" 07/19/2014 on *facepalm* +8
#71 - is that cum dripping down her face? and he's a navy seal  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2014 on plot in pron! +2
#80 - monkeybotlove (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh yes.
User avatar #79 - wormman (07/19/2014) [-]
i think they are making fun of one of steven seagal movies. forgot which one though.
#81 - hirollin (07/19/2014) [-]
Under Siege
User avatar #83 - wormman (07/19/2014) [-]
why thank you kind sir.
#73 - angelwithashotgun (07/19/2014) [-]
No no, that's sweat, because it's hot in the room. That's also why the other guy was not wearing a shirt.
#82 - mindsculptorjace (07/19/2014) [-]
#149 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on looks about rigth -1
#184 - whereisaname (05/03/2014) [-]
Let's be honest.
You shouldn't give a fuck what society thinks.
#19 - ya, movie memorabilia 05/03/2014 on Bat To The Future 0
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on wait what -37
User avatar #127 - ragingcacti (05/03/2014) [-]
Those superfluous "u"s convinced me.
#90 - etzelec (05/03/2014) [-]
#130 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on looks about rigth -5
#135 - whereisaname (05/03/2014) [-]
Sometimes men don't want that you ignorant fuck.
#149 - szymonf has deleted their comment.
#184 - whereisaname (05/03/2014) [-]
Let's be honest.
You shouldn't give a fuck what society thinks.
#32 - the Gutenberg project just offers books that don't have copyri… 05/01/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 15 0
#62 - Comment deleted 05/01/2014 on Earth after Pornhub's... 0
#183 - i don't know.for me, the only thing hotter then a chick with a… 05/01/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 12 0
#102 - that's a friend I wouldn't keep 04/29/2014 on Its all gone now 0
#72 - you're not pretty. you're gorgeous  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Lil' Cannon 0
User avatar #73 - aussieftw (04/29/2014) [-]
#70 - Because I can????? What do you want me to say...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Lil' Cannon 0
User avatar #71 - aussieftw (04/28/2014) [-]
I want you to say I'm pretty
User avatar #72 - szymonf (04/29/2014) [-]
you're not pretty.
you're gorgeous
User avatar #73 - aussieftw (04/29/2014) [-]
#49 - I hope a piece of glass got stuck in his eye  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Lil' Cannon -3
User avatar #66 - aussieftw (04/28/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #70 - szymonf (04/28/2014) [-]
Because I can????? What do you want me to say...
User avatar #71 - aussieftw (04/28/2014) [-]
I want you to say I'm pretty
User avatar #72 - szymonf (04/29/2014) [-]
you're not pretty.
you're gorgeous
User avatar #73 - aussieftw (04/29/2014) [-]
#126 - Still too soon 04/28/2014 on A man.. A legend +2
#23476 - >excited about Mason staring in goal The sad state of P…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23479 - hockeykicksass (04/26/2014) [-]
Nigga have you watched a single Flyers game this year, this ain't Columbus Steve Mason, this fucker has been clutch all year, see tonight's game
#23477 - saltyfries (04/25/2014) [-]
hockeykicksass
it would be sad if anyone else was starting, but Mason has given the Flyers the best winning chance every game, even if he's not 100%
#109865 - It's because I haven posted during the past 1000 comments 04/25/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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