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Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#14 - >be in 4th grade (this might be ten years ago this month) …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Poor baby though +97
#61 - cloymax (02/19/2014) [-]
>be in 5th grade or so
>going sledding with school class, train ride and all that shit, big event
>coming down the track on my super racing sled for the 3rd time
>onto finishing stretch, super steep, going fast like sanic
>some people are too scared of the speed/suck at stopping so they stop somewhere in the middle
>such a case, parents with child, 3, 4 years at max
>they're nice and secure beside the track
>kid enters stupid kid mode and runs across the track
>it's k, reaches the other end where there is a fence
>parents call for it in a panic
>kid decides to not be a shithead and goes back
>right infront of me
>try to steer away, lift leg in the process
>MFW boot almost the size of the kids' torso rams into it at extreme speed
>kid gets launched down the track like a videogame ragdoll
>fucking book it to escape irresponsible parent rage
#87 - liquidvoodoo (02/19/2014) [-]
''>kid gets launched down the track like a videogame ragdoll ''
#57 - AdamBaum (02/19/2014) [-]
greentexting that way is illegal
#28 - axeaddonis (02/19/2014) [-]
>be in I think 2nd grade
>playing in a kids' soccer league for the first time
>kids in my division can differ in age by about 2 years
>I was one of the youngest and scrawniest
>Team still goes undefeated in every game but one
>last game of the season, if we win we have the best score
>doesn't mean anything but we wanted to win anyway
>end of the game, my team is ahead by one point
>I'm goalie, the position I hated most because I was too small to do much
>blubber with legs is on opposing team
>probably a foot taller than me and three times as heavy
>team passes the ball to him as he moves in front of the goal
>kicks the ball as hard as he can, with the force of a dozen whales
>I jump in the direction he kicked hoping to block it
>ball hits me square in the face
>hits so hard I black out for a few seconds
>open my eyes, I'm on the ground
>my face stopped the ball with 30 seconds left in the game
>I won the last game of the season by blacking out
User avatar #16 - thisisspartah (02/19/2014) [-]
be about 7
playing indoor soccer
be that age when im losing teeth
be goalie
wiggling teeth in goal because not much is going on and the scores are drawn and its the championship match
get one of my teeth out, yell to my dad about it
other team scores a goal while im not looking
people get angry at me because i made them lose
#27 - Womens Study Major (02/19/2014) [-]
fuckin pay attention you little shit
User avatar #15 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't why I typed field
It was a hardwood or tile court. Can't remember exactly
#100604 - I might see Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds in July. 02/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#53 - congrats on maxing out your level though  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #54 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
#52 - the colour of your text 02/19/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
#116 - i'm guessing social board 02/18/2014 on funnyjunk is fun!! +1
#100561 - lol. let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to tho… 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#100559 - why'd you give me red thumbs?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#25 - you can charge more then one device at a time assuming your co… 02/18/2014 on Want compilation 0
#24 - all of the cheese would be dragged off the slice 02/18/2014 on Want compilation 0
#59 - it's probably a blood drop for a blood drive not a drop of hot sauce 02/18/2014 on tumblr comp +1
#42 - THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM. I was a regular a couple of …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#40 - I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before You…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#38 - That might be the reason why girls seem so interested whenever…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
#39 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitches be all like.
User avatar #40 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before
You're a very flattering person.
And I feel like I know your username from somewhere. Do you frequent any boards?
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#36 - I try. Sometimes I just come off as a dick though  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +1
User avatar #37 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
At least you're a dick long enough to satisfy a porn star.
#38 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
That might be the reason why girls seem so interested whenever I go to the bar
#39 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitches be all like.
User avatar #40 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before
You're a very flattering person.
And I feel like I know your username from somewhere. Do you frequent any boards?
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#50 - hi...................  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on szymonf's profile 0
User avatar #51 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
#17 - it's a struggle busing to school everyday when your 6'7".  [+] (21 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? +2
#28 - alfenertwo (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - mephistesulfurion (02/22/2014) [-]
That is the noodliest motherfucker I've ever seen.
#30 - Womens Study Major (02/18/2014) [-]
jesus christ his arms go the whole way down to his knees
User avatar #25 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew a guy that was a couple of centimeters taller than you, and he was the funniest guy at school. You must be pretty funny, too.
User avatar #36 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I try. Sometimes I just come off as a dick though
User avatar #37 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
At least you're a dick long enough to satisfy a porn star.
#38 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
That might be the reason why girls seem so interested whenever I go to the bar
#39 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitches be all like.
User avatar #40 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I have had girls ask to buy me a drink before
You're a very flattering person.
And I feel like I know your username from somewhere. Do you frequent any boards?
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Not anymore, no. I used to frequent the random board.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
THAT's WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
I was a regular a couple of summers ago before I stopped.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh...
I might recognize you, too, now when I think about it.
#24 - Tusura (02/18/2014) [-]
Why take the bus when you could take four steps and be at school?
#20 - Womens Study Major (02/18/2014) [-]
an axe or a tram can help you.
#18 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck thats tall.
User avatar #31 - nyork (02/18/2014) [-]
What's this from?
User avatar #35 - otacust (02/18/2014) [-]
It's from Acchi Kocchi
User avatar #33 - shinku (02/18/2014) [-]
Acchi Kocchi
#26 - animedudej (02/18/2014) [-]
mfw i'm just 5'81/2"

thats what google told me... i'm about 1,74m last time i checked
User avatar #44 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm just under 5'5"
165 cm.
#45 - animedudej (02/19/2014) [-]
you dont know how tall you are until you meet someone who's 152cm
#18 - wow. I didn't know I googled "eels" 02/18/2014 on Emotions 0
#100 - that's an understatement. 02/18/2014 on check the comments -7
#100528 - I bet you think you're funny  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100529 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
I try my hardest.
User avatar #100559 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
why'd you give me red thumbs?
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#100523 - Alright now. Can someone point me in the direction of some goo…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100579 - ferrettamer (02/18/2014) [-]
Wu-Tang's member's solo work, Mos Def, Mobb Deep, and Slick Rick if 80's rap counts
User avatar #100562 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Jay-Z, Nas, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Warren G
User avatar #100532 - thebestpieever (02/18/2014) [-]
NWA, biggie and 2pac.
User avatar #100524 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
2pac, biggie smalls and NWA.
#100528 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
I bet you think you're funny
User avatar #100529 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
I try my hardest.
User avatar #100559 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
why'd you give me red thumbs?
User avatar #100560 - darksideofthebeast (02/18/2014) [-]
Because you knocked Tool.
User avatar #100561 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
lol.
let's be honest though, it's not like I needed to though. their music already does it for me
#418 - you sound like a douche bag 02/17/2014 on It's Vocaroo time 0
#100410 - community guy middle album  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100411 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
It's my AOTY 2013. The production is phenomenal, the story is cool (and even though you can read/listen with Glover's screenplay for the album, you can get the story without it if you listen to the album enough), the lyrics are solid with only a few silly exceptions, and even Glover's singing is done well. I can listen to pretty much all of the non-interlude tracks as singles, but the album is even better when listened to as a whole.

Just in case you don't know, the album is Because the Internet by Childish Gambino. I hope you like it!

#100378 - because you try too hard  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100455 - bananarchy (02/17/2014) [-]
How? By listening to music I like?
#100377 - Is Troy's album any good?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #100388 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
Who is Troy?
User avatar #100410 - szymonf (02/17/2014) [-]
community guy
middle album
User avatar #100411 - thisismyhandle (02/17/2014) [-]
It's my AOTY 2013. The production is phenomenal, the story is cool (and even though you can read/listen with Glover's screenplay for the album, you can get the story without it if you listen to the album enough), the lyrics are solid with only a few silly exceptions, and even Glover's singing is done well. I can listen to pretty much all of the non-interlude tracks as singles, but the album is even better when listened to as a whole.

Just in case you don't know, the album is Because the Internet by Childish Gambino. I hope you like it!

#100376 - Eating pussy until blood drips into your mouth 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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