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#18 - collooooooooooooouuuuuuuur 01/27/2014 on Inconvenience 0
#10 - >photoshop sugar-free dymb-fuck 01/27/2014 on Or sugar free gummy bears -1
#83 - Did someone say Blue Lagoon? 01/27/2014 on cool shit +2
#98094 - If you want to crawl under a table and weep from fear  [+] (11 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #98097 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
No, it's best if you want to sway your body to every feeling, rhythm, vibration and emotion.
User avatar #98105 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
Shrooms are terrifyingly sensitive. If you were to listen to this high you would not enjoy it
User avatar #98107 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
Also, terrifyingly is a bad word to use.
They're amazingly sensitive, I had a bad moment/trip for about 2 minutes while contemplating death.
Then I was fine and went into the other room and balled my eyes out because of how beautiful the trip was.
They're amazingly sensitive and it is awesome.
User avatar #98108 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I was sitting on a couch watching "top 100 engineering advancements" on the history channel when two of my roommates began to "joke argue".
I was on the verge of crying.

User avatar #98109 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I cried from staring at a ceiling fan laying next to my brother on the floor.
User avatar #98110 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
that's gay
User avatar #98111 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
We were talking about why I was having bad thoughts, then I started crying because I was seeing a thousand kaleidoscopes revolve around the ceiling fan.
User avatar #98129 - szymonf (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm not judging. Just acting like a dick
I was fixated on the light fixture in my room. Looked like there was shit squirming around in it.

I actually wrote an "AAR" on shroomery about my experience.
User avatar #98146 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I was looking at a fridge and I saw the patterns on it.
The random lines would start morphing into faces and I would see tongues rolling down and spiraling into another face and it would repeat.

Shrooms are a lot more trippy than acid, the only two I've taken.
I like shrooms more now, it's a lot more trippy and mindfucking, acid is enhanced reality.
User avatar #98202 - szymonf (01/28/2014) [-]
Never done acid but I'm want to.

I saw like almos tthe exact same thing as your "fridge faces"
The clouds kept morphing into faces laughing at me and my bed sheets kept morphing into faces as well
User avatar #98106 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
I did it last night and loved every minute of it.
#151 - probably been posted but whatever We have- The Queen as ou… 01/26/2014 on Canada 0
#12 - walking 01/26/2014 on I AM JUST SUPER... +1
#52 - (temperature)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on too cold 0
User avatar #58 - bodox (01/26/2014) [-]
WOW.....for some reason, idk wtf i was thinking i thought you said ferinheight
#48 - that's -31 degrees WITHOUT windchill.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on too cold 0
User avatar #50 - bodox (01/26/2014) [-]
they are using celsius not degrees
User avatar #52 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 - bodox (01/26/2014) [-]
WOW.....for some reason, idk wtf i was thinking i thought you said ferinheight
#51 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
F and C are pretty much the same thing at low temperatures.
#21 - nvm found it 01/26/2014 on Dammit Lindsay, share that... 0
#20 - I saw the Aubrey Plaza one. Can someone link me to this one?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Dammit Lindsay, share that... 0
User avatar #21 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
#124 - (3) Uncle Y said to the Ukrainian people "make me&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Interesting +21
User avatar #243 - snowshark (01/26/2014) [-]
With all the shit going on with the Arab spring this crisis has been handled comparatively well...

Either way, Big Bear's power is increasing and I for one don't like it. I subscribe to the old adage of "Distrust anyone within whom the desire to punish is strong." But it's much more than that, since he acts more like a huligani boss than a politician. Still, the youth of the country are much more western than the old folks. The way I see it Russia just needs to not devolve into the Soviet Union for another 20 years or so until the 'Old Russians' get too old and innumerous to challenge the 'New Russians'. The same with most countries at the moment. They're all being held back by people from the pre-internet days.

Naturally shit's never as easy as that, but I hold hope, y'know?
#123 - (2) Uncle Y (I forgot to mention he is ethnically Russian)… 01/26/2014 on Interesting +24
#122 - (1) back in november Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovich… 01/26/2014 on Interesting +24
#106 - stop reading TMZ then 01/26/2014 on Interesting 0
#97801 - band name has a double meaning. das kewl 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#97798 - You say that as if you're the only one 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#97795 - nooooooo. I was sarcastically agreeing with said quote but th… 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#97791 - Comment deleted 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#97788 - K 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#97786 - what if... it's everything  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #97787 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #97788 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
K
#97784 - I thought everyone now hated Deadmouse for being a money-monge… 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#97782 - LOL. Not to worry. I'd be a liar if I said the same thing …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #97785 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
dont worry he's wrong

it's punk rock and noise rock
#97789 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT ;_;
#97786 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
what if... it's everything
User avatar #97787 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #97788 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
K
#97779 - agreed 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#97778 - opening sentence on wiki said "punk rock" so, like, …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #97780 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry about that. I think shibe's genre naziness is rubbing off on me
User avatar #97782 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
LOL.
Not to worry. I'd be a liar if I said the same thing hadn't had happened to me.
User avatar #97785 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
dont worry he's wrong

it's punk rock and noise rock
#97789 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT ;_;
#97786 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
what if... it's everything
User avatar #97787 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #97788 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
K
#97770 - Haven't really started listening to punk. Obligatory sex p…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #97771 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
I hate to be that guy, but this is actually considered noise rock. I haven't really explored the genre either.
#97778 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
opening sentence on wiki said "punk rock" so, like, whatever.
and try not to be "that" guy. Only elitist hipsters really care about sub-sub-sub-sub-genres
User avatar #97780 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry about that. I think shibe's genre naziness is rubbing off on me
User avatar #97782 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
LOL.
Not to worry. I'd be a liar if I said the same thing hadn't had happened to me.
User avatar #97785 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
dont worry he's wrong

it's punk rock and noise rock
#97789 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
DAMMIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT ;_;
#97786 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
what if... it's everything
User avatar #97787 - shibe (01/26/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #97788 - szymonf (01/26/2014) [-]
K
User avatar #97776 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
Actually, there it does contain a lot of punk elements, so you're not wrong
User avatar #97777 - obedientflyer (01/26/2014) [-]
I fucked up twice

wow
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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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