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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Location:Portugal
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    Semen detector Semen detector
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    You don't say! You don't say!
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    You silly dog! You silly dog!
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    Pirate flags Pirate flags
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    Exam "Time" Exam "Time"
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#26 - White people are'nt mad at the joke, white people are mad that…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/19/2014 on So deep +10
User avatar #52 - xqwertyqtx (23 hours ago) [-]
Just relax and enjoy your nice, suburban life style. You don't have to get angry at a simple joke because the black kids at school are big scary bullies.
#62 - youregaylol (22 hours ago) [-]
nobody thinks you're hardcore tyrone
User avatar #35 - jsrf (23 hours ago) [-]
listen heres the thing, you can make black jokes publicly aslong as you got a black friend nearby to prove your not a racist asshole. like for example im black and when im hanging out with my black friends in public i dont make white just or call them crackas or anything like that unless i know some white people there but even so i dont go overboard. do some black people still do it regardless and get mad when you call them out on it? yes, becouse some people are racist assholes black, white, asain, even freaken Eskimo's
#33 - janosaudron (23 hours ago) [-]
what hypocrisy? usually the people making racists jokes are the ones that dont give a damn if someone makes a racist joke back. Usually. The ones that do make racist jokes and get offended usually tell bad jokes anyway.
User avatar #32 - hoponthefeelstrain (23 hours ago) [-]
Black people only complain cause it's the same old jokes.
"no dad"
"poor"
"can't graduate high school"
"can't swim"
"live on welfare"
The dindu muffins made me laugh because it was original and well thought out joke.
User avatar #67 - leonhardt (21 hours ago) [-]
Don't forget
"no job"
"chicken"
"ooga booga where da white wimin at"
"wawda melm"
"das raysis"
User avatar #79 - hoponthefeelstrain (20 hours ago) [-]
everyone loves chicken though, how did that even become a stereotype?
User avatar #57 - vashford (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, originally I didn't take too much offense to these kinds of jokes, but over time when they were used over again and again and again and again... it just got tiresome. Basically, a pic of a black kid with parents would be shown and "haha im going to edit the father out because it's funny and totally original joke lolz XD"

The Dindu Muffins pic was hilarious, that was a 10/10. But what's funny about this is that it's actually a well thought out joke like above, and not just ragging on black people continuously with an unoriginal and dragged out "joke"
#37 - I'm either extremely active or non active at all, there's no m… 12/17/2014 on Life of a lurker 0
#65 - noises noises people make noises people make noises when they'…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on ya dun fucked up now, ash +3
User avatar #68 - sergeantnovak (12/17/2014) [-]
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#11 - **systemattic used "*roll 6, Martial Melee Weapon*"** **sys… 12/13/2014 on hurt tiger is happy tiger 0
#10 - **systemattic used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"** **systema… 12/13/2014 on hurt tiger is happy tiger 0
#9 - *roll simple melee weapon* 12/13/2014 on hurt tiger is happy tiger 0
#8 - *roll 6, simple melee weapon* 12/13/2014 on hurt tiger is happy tiger 0
#7 - **systemattic used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **systemattic roll… 12/13/2014 on hurt tiger is happy tiger 0
#6 - **systemattic used "*roll 6, 1-6*"** **systemattic rolls 4*… 12/13/2014 on hurt tiger is happy tiger 0
#25 - *rol 6, 1-6*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Party Hard White People -3
User avatar #41 - xxangelisxx (12/13/2014) [-]
**xxangelisxx used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**xxangelisxx rolls Pichu**
**xxangelisxx rolls Alomomola**
**xxangelisxx rolls Elgyem**
**xxangelisxx rolls Mudkip**
**xxangelisxx rolls Froslass**
**xxangelisxx rolls Goldeen** Missed a letter there, son.
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User avatar #192 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
if you ever need anything, let me know ok!
if it's assignments / want to ttalk or whatever let me know
User avatar #183 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
ill pay you
User avatar #184 to #183 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
looooool pay me? with what?
User avatar #185 to #184 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
ill get you a steam game worth $25
User avatar #186 to #185 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
nah

how bout minecraft?
User avatar #187 to #186 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
sure thing
User avatar #188 to #187 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
where you really willing to do that?

ok, ill give you the points, for free, don't waste your money bro

cheers
User avatar #189 to #188 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
wow, are you for real?
you've literally made my day.. what's your steam? i have bioshock infinite, you can have that aswell as my beta for dead island!
User avatar #190 to #189 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
i dn't even have steam, don't worry 'bout it mna

enjoy
User avatar #191 to #190 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]

thanks
User avatar #180 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points please?
User avatar #175 - tredbear (04/05/2014) [-]
you can't ban me, I'm part of the German Master Race.
User avatar #176 to #175 - systemattic (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't even know who you are
User avatar #177 to #176 - tredbear (04/06/2014) [-]
just try and b& me
User avatar #178 to #177 - systemattic (04/06/2014) [-]
lol @ U
User avatar #171 - xenxio (04/05/2014) [-]
Hey,

I've noticed that you have about a month of old comments assigned. Could you tell me how far you've gotten? I'm updating the chart in weeks rather than months because those do take awhile. So if you have any weeks done of your month I need to know. This message isnt meant to "speed" you up, its only for chart purposes.
User avatar #173 to #171 - systemattic (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm on day 12 man, you can cut the first week

cheers bro, glad you're back
User avatar #174 to #173 - xenxio (04/05/2014) [-]
<3
#172 to #171 - chart (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm running out of replys
User avatar #169 - brettyoke ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
So yeah, screw you.
User avatar #170 to #169 - systemattic (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm ******* beatiful girls in my area

and I enlarged my penis in the easiest way and for free

what do you have to say for yourself nerd
User avatar #167 - roxasmovess ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Hey. I saw your friend Req, do I know you though?
User avatar #168 to #167 - systemattic (12/29/2013) [-]
I added all mods just in case, you can ignore it if you want bro

cheers
User avatar #163 - phanact (12/02/2013) [-]
Log out and back in
#164 to #163 - tacoarecrazy (12/02/2013) [-]
do u like my picture?
#161 - Obscurity ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
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hello

it is sunset
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User avatar #147 to #150 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no "see"! What are you up to these days?
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User avatar #145 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #148 to #149 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hi there
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User avatar #133 to #136 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
love it :)
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User avatar #135 to #138 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
I've been off for a few days, can you tell me what this means exactly?

PM me if you feel it's more apropriate
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User avatar #137 to #140 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
The actual content... I'm a bit drunk and I'm not quite following the content... Or at least, I don't get the poster's point... (Bear in mind that I am a bit drunk and I'm jumping between FJ and Dexter series... Sorry if I'm sounding dumb bro ;)
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User avatar #139 to #142 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Yeah but I think the message( besides the porn, obviously) it's a bit strong and I'm not getting his message... What does he mean by getting FJ back?
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User avatar #141 to #144 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Huh... It seemed strange enough, and bearing in mind that it's almost 6 a.m. here, I'm tired and drunk enough to not get that point, although it crossed my mind... I just thought it was another 12 year old rant...
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User avatar #143 to #146 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Just got in it, finishing another Dexter episode... Every episode's almost an hour long... Hope I'll remember it tomorrow... But since I'm speaking (writing really) in a foreign language with not to many mistakes I think I'm not that drunk :)
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#131 - hanniballecture (03/06/2012) [-]
I know you responded to what I said on your status, but I cant expand comment comments right now for some reason- so I have no idea what you said. Feelsbadman.
User avatar #130 - jtan (03/05/2012) [-]
You're number 2 now? Who's #1?
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