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Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#1018
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Total Comments Made:4253
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#65 - It's like saying a shoe that is 2 sizes smaller is actually g… 45 minutes ago on It Fits 0
#107 - You forgot guns and hamburgers 2 hours ago on 1 thumb = 1 thumb 0
#169 - I tried tofu once, it tasted exactly like baby soy beans stuff… 20 hours ago on grapes are bad? 0
#167 - I don't get people like this, if they want a pet that doesn't … 20 hours ago on grapes are bad? +1
#166 - Dogs are actually omnivore so they can get their protein from …  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on grapes are bad? +1
User avatar #170 - minorian (20 hours ago) [-]
So that's why. I also forgot that there were some kind of beans mixed with the rice. I think the dish actually contained more protein that any other alternative
#95 - Then.... let's diband the millitary AFTER getting rid of ISIS?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Truth 0
User avatar #97 - crazyeyedbioll (04/15/2015) [-]
More like them pop up, they always will. thats why military has always existed
#93 - It already does but the world mostly cares only when they …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Truth 0
User avatar #94 - crazyeyedbioll (04/15/2015) [-]
ISIS just lost 30% of their gained territory thanks to help from the western world.
User avatar #95 - syntheticdoll (04/15/2015) [-]
Then.... let's diband the millitary AFTER getting rid of ISIS?
User avatar #97 - crazyeyedbioll (04/15/2015) [-]
More like them pop up, they always will. thats why military has always existed
#93 - We had ebola dude, we ****** up.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Sex education +4
#137 - tarabostes (04/15/2015) [-]
doll pls
#92 - It's already beggining. 04/15/2015 on Sex education 0
#91 - You forgot that during sex usually there's precum which can co…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Sex education +2
User avatar #103 - DJstar (04/15/2015) [-]
that shit doesn't contain sperm in itself. only one damn thing in your body produces sperm and that's your testicles. precum is the equivalent of women's self lubrication. the reason it does carry sperm is if there's stil some in the urethra from a previous session. but if you piss, that should be enough to either expel the sperm or kill it due to the acidity of your urine which is higher than a woman's acidity level in her vagina. I've done my research. I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years. we do it like the discovery channel every 2-3 weeks. and no kids! I've done my hw.

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#23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Finally, synthetic dolls!
#22 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - maybetraffy (02/11/2015) [-]
toast nudes
#14 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
#15 to #14 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun vey, they are hurting the chosen asian people
#17 to #16 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun is of immune to kill
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (12/24/2014) [-]
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
#12 - arikel ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I want pictures of you so that I may fantasize about how cool it would be to date you and idealize your personality since I don't know you.
#10 to #9 - FlyingButt (08/11/2014) [-]
lets get it on
lets get it on
User avatar #5 - asthmetheus (10/17/2013) [-]
can i have your chest and key, I don't really like items I just like to open them
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