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Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
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#7 - Dead Dead Dead Dead Not Dead (yet) Dead … 8 hours ago on seil 0
#51 - Period sex is good, it can help with cramps and well,... extra…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Progressive Partners +2
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#55 - jopesane (17 hours ago) [-]
Blood is pretty bad lubrication. It gets sticky pretty fast.
#56 - karvarausku (17 hours ago) [-]
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#51 - My brother only eats "fried meat" like if we tell hi… 20 hours ago on lies 0
#49 - the "eat it or go hungry" method won't make a kid li…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on lies +1
#58 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**The little shit ate the fish, and enjoyed it. It didn't like the idea of eating the fish.

>Help themselves to snacks
There is no "help self to snacks" in my house. My kids can come ask me if they're hungry, they will not be free to rummage around in the pantry/fridge and eat all the sweets they can stuff in their maw. Every parent worth their salt knows better than to raise their kid to think this is okay.

>Doesn't feel like eating that
I said this to my parents once, I didn't eat that night. If I wasn't sick, and the food wouldn't make me sick, I had to eat it. And ya know what, a lot of those foods I enjoy today.
#31 - Fighting rats can be nasty, one time I was trying to introduce… 06/29/2016 on We don't deserve Doggos 0
#53 - Not always, especially larger dogs when they are really excite… 06/29/2016 on doge 0
#47 - Basicaly any of the following: Genji Hanzo Tracer … 06/29/2016 on Overwatch CYOA 0
#26 - Get rats, they are awesome. Also unless you get an especially … 06/29/2016 on doge 0
#25 - To be fair they could also be saying it because even if raised…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2016 on doge +2
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#45 - warioteam (06/29/2016) [-]
i think dogs are intelligent enough to tell whether or not someone is able to withstand what a dog considers to be playing
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#53 - syntheticdoll (06/29/2016) [-]
Not always, especially larger dogs when they are really excited, they tend to play too roughly with kids because they can't always know how much can the human withstand.
#9 - When I cry my rats come up to me like they have no idea what's…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2016 on We don't deserve Doggos +15
#25 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
One time a couple of my rats were fighting and my dumb self tried to intervene. One of the rats ran while the other ended up attacking my hand instead. After I started crying he got really still and gave me kisses. I love my rats.
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#31 - syntheticdoll (06/29/2016) [-]
Fighting rats can be nasty, one time I was trying to introduce a new guy to the group and my other male (both neutered) wanted to wreck his shit so much he pulled poor guy off the cage bars by his tail, there was blood everywhere and he still has a scar from it.
Good thing even though they don't particulary love each other they didn't fight since. But still, I had to wait till the alpha left him alone so I could get him out, the alpha male (used to be at least, new guy grew up to be bigger and took control) was a big fluffy lazy shit who never bit me but that time I didn't dare touch him.