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Interests: I like black metal. E.g. Urfaust, Eldrig, Fanisk, Lunar Aurora, Xasthur, Leviathan, WITIIR, Agalloch, Trist, Paysage d'Hiver, Gris, Krallice, Elderwind, Alor, Blaho, Immortal, Darkthrone, Throne of Katarsis, Ahrka Sva, Inquisition, Saor, etc.
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#21 - Doesn't work with me, usally I get red stingy eyes. 11/09/2012 on The More You Know +4
#22 - I am not pleased with such art. KILL IT. 11/09/2012 on Pokeballz +3
#122 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on GTA V Juice for you guys +24
#224 - EdwardNigma (11/09/2012) [-]
>Here be anthropomorphic dragons
#207329 - It's funny because I have frozen synapse. But I only play it o… 11/09/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#181 - Everyone is busy jacking off to their gamerscore after complet… 11/09/2012 on Everyone busy gaming +1
#207325 - **** ! EVERY ******* WEEK!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #207326 - funkyspot (11/09/2012) [-]
you know it :D
User avatar #207329 - synapse (11/09/2012) [-]
It's funny because I have frozen synapse. But I only play it once in a while, it's a fun game though. I love making all my enemies have shotguns whereas all of my team having Rocket launchers.
#2 - Comment deleted 11/08/2012 on Every Call Of Doodie game... 0
#150 - Picture 11/08/2012 on Russia vs Canada in DayZ 0
#149 - It might. My PC is really **** , yet it runs the g…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on Russia vs Canada in DayZ 0
User avatar #151 - Metallicock (11/08/2012) [-]
My Pc can barely run TF2 if I'm in single player with teams of 3. You think I can run it?
#148 - I played on a russian server last night, here's what's happene… 11/08/2012 on Russia vs Canada in DayZ +16
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on Catching another friend... +3
#29 - sheiladikshit Comment deleted by synapse
#73 - AND THINGS ARE BETTER 11/07/2012 on Just FJ for ya. 0
#84 - Picture 11/07/2012 on mckenziee +12
#273 - DID I MENTION HE IS BALD 11/07/2012 on Games! +1
#272 - Peta then came down naked screaming at the goldfish being deep…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on Games! +1
User avatar #273 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
DID I MENTION HE IS BALD
#42 - sure thing, hunny  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Just FJ for ya. +5
#60 - cupcakedevourer (11/07/2012) [-]
WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE NICER
#73 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
AND THINGS ARE BETTER
#38 - Very well, I un-announce you a retard.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Just FJ for ya. +7
#41 - spankcakes (11/07/2012) [-]
Cool, let's celebrate by gloriously devouring 372844 pancakes!
#42 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
sure thing, hunny
#60 - cupcakedevourer (11/07/2012) [-]
WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE NICER
#73 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
AND THINGS ARE BETTER
#270 - -phah, oh god the twist- ONCE UPON A TIME, SATAN PUT A WIG…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Games! +1
User avatar #271 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-fuck man haahhah well this is my last one, ill rate your shit up tomorrow this is fucking amazing, you should make it into content!- HE TOTALLY MADE HIM HIS BITCH. JUST LIKE HE DID WITH WALDO. WALDO IS LIKE: "find me fuckers", AND 47 APPEARS BEHIND HIM AND FUCKS THE RED OUT OF HIS CLOTHES. 47 ONCE BOUGHT A GOLDFISH, AND FUCKED ITS ASS INFRONT OF THE PETA MAIN OFFICES, BUT AINT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT AGAINST HIM, THEY ARENT MAD ENOUGH BROS.
User avatar #272 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
Peta then came down naked screaming at the goldfish being deeply penetrated. Then agent 47 looked at them, gave them the evils. Peta CEO then calmed down and ran back into his HQ while shitting down his legs and weeping in exile. Agent 47 continued to brutally fuck the goldfish, and the goldfish came. He then threw it back into it's bowl, walked into the Peta HQ naked wearing fur, and what did Peta do? They wept like little bitches. He then made fur decorations all over the place, and as he left, he nailed a dead fox to the door with a nailgun, very same one used to kill the pedo actor guy, and rolled out the door step.
User avatar #273 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
DID I MENTION HE IS BALD
#267 - HE THEN TURNED BACK INTO A HUMAN AGENT 69 I MEAN 47 ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Games! +1
User avatar #268 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
IF WE EXIST, ITS BECAUSE 47 WANTS US TO EXIST, this mother fucker wants us TO SUFFER TO DEATH. HE ONCE ATE 2 FUCKING TRIPPLE WHOOPERS, TOOK A SHIT AND THERE YOU FUCKING GO JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF NOWHERE, DONT FUCK AROUND WITH 47 OR HE WILL RAPE YOU. But thats not all, hitman wasn't allways bald, he GRABBED HIS HAIR AND PULLED IT OFF. What happened to his hair you might ask? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS, HE FUCKING GREW OUT OF HIS HAIR. HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD ABOUT CAINE KILLING ABEL IN THE BIBLE, LINK IT TO THE MOTTO FROM ABSOLUTION "THE ORIGINAL ASSASSIN IS BACK," this guy doesnt fuck around man, unless your mom is called "Around."
User avatar #270 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
-phah, oh god the twist-
ONCE UPON A TIME, SATAN PUT A WIG ON AGENT 47. SATAN IS NO LONGER WITH US, HE IS NOW IN A BETTER PLACE.
User avatar #271 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-fuck man haahhah well this is my last one, ill rate your shit up tomorrow this is fucking amazing, you should make it into content!- HE TOTALLY MADE HIM HIS BITCH. JUST LIKE HE DID WITH WALDO. WALDO IS LIKE: "find me fuckers", AND 47 APPEARS BEHIND HIM AND FUCKS THE RED OUT OF HIS CLOTHES. 47 ONCE BOUGHT A GOLDFISH, AND FUCKED ITS ASS INFRONT OF THE PETA MAIN OFFICES, BUT AINT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT AGAINST HIM, THEY ARENT MAD ENOUGH BROS.
User avatar #272 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
Peta then came down naked screaming at the goldfish being deeply penetrated. Then agent 47 looked at them, gave them the evils. Peta CEO then calmed down and ran back into his HQ while shitting down his legs and weeping in exile. Agent 47 continued to brutally fuck the goldfish, and the goldfish came. He then threw it back into it's bowl, walked into the Peta HQ naked wearing fur, and what did Peta do? They wept like little bitches. He then made fur decorations all over the place, and as he left, he nailed a dead fox to the door with a nailgun, very same one used to kill the pedo actor guy, and rolled out the door step.
User avatar #273 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
DID I MENTION HE IS BALD
#221 - Still, if he was going to come out of the ground he would pull…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on Nirvana 0
User avatar #222 - kippa (11/07/2012) [-]
Most likely!
#265 - YEAH! OH, AND THAT TIME WHERE HE ********* HIS WA…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Games! +1
User avatar #266 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-Fuck man broke my thumb limit ill thumb this sht up tomorrow dude this is fucking great xDD- Thats nothing man get that weak shit out of here, im gonna tell you about the real deal with Dr. Motherfucking Manhattan up in this BIATCH. He went, TO THE MOTHER FUCKING WHITEHOUSE, passed through the metal detector and it beeped, JUST BECAUSE HE HAD HIS M4 IN HIS POCKET, UNFAIR AS FUCK, SO HE KILLED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING, EVEN HIS BROTHER DIED BECAUSE HE WAS THERE AND WASNT BALD, AINT NO HAIRY PHAGS IN 47's FAMILY FOR FUKC SAKE. The president was not there so he took the vice president, FUCKED HIM TO DEATH, then took his dog, AND PUSHED IT RIGHT INTO THAT MOTHER FUCKERS EYESOCKET. And then 47 died.... BUT HE BECAME A ZOMBIE AND KILLED EVERYONE WHICH WENT TO HIS FUNERAL BECAUSE HE GIVES -5 FUCKS.
User avatar #267 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
HE THEN TURNED BACK INTO A HUMAN AGENT 69 I MEAN 47 FUCK, ERM, AND HE FLEW INTO UGANDA INTO KONY'S ARMY AND SET OFF A HUGE BOMB KILLING ALL THE LITTLE NIGGERS, HE THEN SNEAKED INTO KONY'S RAPE WAREHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT, WALKED IN ON KONY MASTURBATING ON PICTURES OF HIS SEX SLAVES AND STABBED HIM IN THE DICK. HE FRACTURED HIS BLOOD VESSEL, PULLED IT OFF AND KICKED IT DOWN KONY'S THROAT. HE THEN RAN AWAY SHOOTING SHIT OUT OF HIS ASS AT 2000 FEET PER SECOND. UGANDA IS NOW A GIANT SHIT WASTELAND WHERE NIGGER WORMS FLUNDER ABOUT CAMOFLAGED.
User avatar #268 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
IF WE EXIST, ITS BECAUSE 47 WANTS US TO EXIST, this mother fucker wants us TO SUFFER TO DEATH. HE ONCE ATE 2 FUCKING TRIPPLE WHOOPERS, TOOK A SHIT AND THERE YOU FUCKING GO JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF NOWHERE, DONT FUCK AROUND WITH 47 OR HE WILL RAPE YOU. But thats not all, hitman wasn't allways bald, he GRABBED HIS HAIR AND PULLED IT OFF. What happened to his hair you might ask? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS, HE FUCKING GREW OUT OF HIS HAIR. HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD ABOUT CAINE KILLING ABEL IN THE BIBLE, LINK IT TO THE MOTTO FROM ABSOLUTION "THE ORIGINAL ASSASSIN IS BACK," this guy doesnt fuck around man, unless your mom is called "Around."
User avatar #270 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
-phah, oh god the twist-
ONCE UPON A TIME, SATAN PUT A WIG ON AGENT 47. SATAN IS NO LONGER WITH US, HE IS NOW IN A BETTER PLACE.
User avatar #271 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-fuck man haahhah well this is my last one, ill rate your shit up tomorrow this is fucking amazing, you should make it into content!- HE TOTALLY MADE HIM HIS BITCH. JUST LIKE HE DID WITH WALDO. WALDO IS LIKE: "find me fuckers", AND 47 APPEARS BEHIND HIM AND FUCKS THE RED OUT OF HIS CLOTHES. 47 ONCE BOUGHT A GOLDFISH, AND FUCKED ITS ASS INFRONT OF THE PETA MAIN OFFICES, BUT AINT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT AGAINST HIM, THEY ARENT MAD ENOUGH BROS.
User avatar #272 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
Peta then came down naked screaming at the goldfish being deeply penetrated. Then agent 47 looked at them, gave them the evils. Peta CEO then calmed down and ran back into his HQ while shitting down his legs and weeping in exile. Agent 47 continued to brutally fuck the goldfish, and the goldfish came. He then threw it back into it's bowl, walked into the Peta HQ naked wearing fur, and what did Peta do? They wept like little bitches. He then made fur decorations all over the place, and as he left, he nailed a dead fox to the door with a nailgun, very same one used to kill the pedo actor guy, and rolled out the door step.
User avatar #273 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
DID I MENTION HE IS BALD
#69 - No problemo :D Thank you too. 11/07/2012 on synapse's profile 0
#263 - WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME HE STORMED INTO A PARADE, KILLED HUNDREDS…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Games! +1
User avatar #264 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-oh god my fucking sides haha- They even thought that the only way to kill that bald ass motherfucker was to have him kill himself, SO THEY CLONED HIM, 69 FUCKING TIMES. But that didnt even fucking do anything, HE FUCKED HIMSELF IN THE ASS 69 FUCKING TIMES AND EVERYONE DIED, AND THEN HE GOT THE DOCTOR IN CHARGE OF THE CLONING AND CHOAKED HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS GIANT DIKKKKKKK. NOBODY FUCKS WITH MR. CLEAN.
User avatar #265 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
YEAH! OH, AND THAT TIME WHERE HE ASSFUCKED HIS WAY ONTO A PIER SO HE COULD SNEAK IN, KILL SOME NIGGERS AND KILL A PIMP.

OR THAT TIME IN THAT COCAINE AND WINE MAKING PLACE. HE SNOOK IN, DROPPED A FUCKING BOX ON SOMEONE'S HEAD, AND FACEFUCKED A MAN WHILE HE WAS DOING COCAINE. BUT IT WASN'T gay, BECAUSE HE FACEFUCKED HIM WITH A C4 CHARGE. ALL THE GUARDS CAME RUNNING DOWN, LOOKED AT THE FACELESS COCAINE DRUG LORD GUY, AND THOUGH, MEH.

AND THEN THAT BALD CUNT SNOOK IN TO THE MAIN DRUG LORD'S MANSION AND THREW HIM OFF THE SIDE OF A CLIFF UNTIL THAT PINK SUIT WEARING FUCK GOT PENAL FRACTURE ON THE SIDE OF A PLANE BOAT THING
User avatar #266 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-Fuck man broke my thumb limit ill thumb this sht up tomorrow dude this is fucking great xDD- Thats nothing man get that weak shit out of here, im gonna tell you about the real deal with Dr. Motherfucking Manhattan up in this BIATCH. He went, TO THE MOTHER FUCKING WHITEHOUSE, passed through the metal detector and it beeped, JUST BECAUSE HE HAD HIS M4 IN HIS POCKET, UNFAIR AS FUCK, SO HE KILLED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING, EVEN HIS BROTHER DIED BECAUSE HE WAS THERE AND WASNT BALD, AINT NO HAIRY PHAGS IN 47's FAMILY FOR FUKC SAKE. The president was not there so he took the vice president, FUCKED HIM TO DEATH, then took his dog, AND PUSHED IT RIGHT INTO THAT MOTHER FUCKERS EYESOCKET. And then 47 died.... BUT HE BECAME A ZOMBIE AND KILLED EVERYONE WHICH WENT TO HIS FUNERAL BECAUSE HE GIVES -5 FUCKS.
User avatar #267 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
HE THEN TURNED BACK INTO A HUMAN AGENT 69 I MEAN 47 FUCK, ERM, AND HE FLEW INTO UGANDA INTO KONY'S ARMY AND SET OFF A HUGE BOMB KILLING ALL THE LITTLE NIGGERS, HE THEN SNEAKED INTO KONY'S RAPE WAREHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT, WALKED IN ON KONY MASTURBATING ON PICTURES OF HIS SEX SLAVES AND STABBED HIM IN THE DICK. HE FRACTURED HIS BLOOD VESSEL, PULLED IT OFF AND KICKED IT DOWN KONY'S THROAT. HE THEN RAN AWAY SHOOTING SHIT OUT OF HIS ASS AT 2000 FEET PER SECOND. UGANDA IS NOW A GIANT SHIT WASTELAND WHERE NIGGER WORMS FLUNDER ABOUT CAMOFLAGED.
User avatar #268 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
IF WE EXIST, ITS BECAUSE 47 WANTS US TO EXIST, this mother fucker wants us TO SUFFER TO DEATH. HE ONCE ATE 2 FUCKING TRIPPLE WHOOPERS, TOOK A SHIT AND THERE YOU FUCKING GO JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF NOWHERE, DONT FUCK AROUND WITH 47 OR HE WILL RAPE YOU. But thats not all, hitman wasn't allways bald, he GRABBED HIS HAIR AND PULLED IT OFF. What happened to his hair you might ask? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS, HE FUCKING GREW OUT OF HIS HAIR. HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD ABOUT CAINE KILLING ABEL IN THE BIBLE, LINK IT TO THE MOTTO FROM ABSOLUTION "THE ORIGINAL ASSASSIN IS BACK," this guy doesnt fuck around man, unless your mom is called "Around."
User avatar #270 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
-phah, oh god the twist-
ONCE UPON A TIME, SATAN PUT A WIG ON AGENT 47. SATAN IS NO LONGER WITH US, HE IS NOW IN A BETTER PLACE.
User avatar #271 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-fuck man haahhah well this is my last one, ill rate your shit up tomorrow this is fucking amazing, you should make it into content!- HE TOTALLY MADE HIM HIS BITCH. JUST LIKE HE DID WITH WALDO. WALDO IS LIKE: "find me fuckers", AND 47 APPEARS BEHIND HIM AND FUCKS THE RED OUT OF HIS CLOTHES. 47 ONCE BOUGHT A GOLDFISH, AND FUCKED ITS ASS INFRONT OF THE PETA MAIN OFFICES, BUT AINT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT AGAINST HIM, THEY ARENT MAD ENOUGH BROS.
User avatar #272 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
Peta then came down naked screaming at the goldfish being deeply penetrated. Then agent 47 looked at them, gave them the evils. Peta CEO then calmed down and ran back into his HQ while shitting down his legs and weeping in exile. Agent 47 continued to brutally fuck the goldfish, and the goldfish came. He then threw it back into it's bowl, walked into the Peta HQ naked wearing fur, and what did Peta do? They wept like little bitches. He then made fur decorations all over the place, and as he left, he nailed a dead fox to the door with a nailgun, very same one used to kill the pedo actor guy, and rolled out the door step.
User avatar #273 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
DID I MENTION HE IS BALD
#20 - OP, is he on nitrogen oxide? 11/07/2012 on My friend before surgury 0
#261 - DID I INCLUDE THE FACT HOW HE THREW A ******* GIA…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Games! +1
User avatar #262 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
Dude the level of fucking swagery is going over the moon with that one, BUT WAIT THERES MORE, this fucking bald ass monkey ass mother fucker went to an opera one time, and there were no fucking tortilla chips in the stand by the entrance, only fucking caviar and shit, and that ENRAGED HIM, SO HE FUCKING BLEW THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE, SHOT THE MAIN ACTOR, KILLED A FAGGOT IN THE STANDS, DRESSED AS A NAZI AND SHOT THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE UNTIL HE REACHED THE EXIT, then he just FUCKING walked out like nothing happened, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, this fucking crazy mother fucker DOESNT FUCK AROUND, the only thing he fucks is EVERYONES MOTHER! Have you heard about slenderman? HAVE YOU SEEN THE FUCKING BARCODE TATOO ON HIS FOREHEAD?
User avatar #263 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME HE STORMED INTO A PARADE, KILLED HUNDREDS, EVERYONE JUST CROUCHED DOWN. THEN HE STARED AT THEM, SAYING, "Carry on". SO EVERYONE CARRIED THE FUCK ON. OH, WAIT. HE GOT AWAY WITH IT, HOW? BECAUSE HE KILLED TWO CHICKEN MEN THAT TRIED TO RAPE A SENATOR.
User avatar #264 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-oh god my fucking sides haha- They even thought that the only way to kill that bald ass motherfucker was to have him kill himself, SO THEY CLONED HIM, 69 FUCKING TIMES. But that didnt even fucking do anything, HE FUCKED HIMSELF IN THE ASS 69 FUCKING TIMES AND EVERYONE DIED, AND THEN HE GOT THE DOCTOR IN CHARGE OF THE CLONING AND CHOAKED HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS GIANT DIKKKKKKK. NOBODY FUCKS WITH MR. CLEAN.
User avatar #265 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
YEAH! OH, AND THAT TIME WHERE HE ASSFUCKED HIS WAY ONTO A PIER SO HE COULD SNEAK IN, KILL SOME NIGGERS AND KILL A PIMP.

OR THAT TIME IN THAT COCAINE AND WINE MAKING PLACE. HE SNOOK IN, DROPPED A FUCKING BOX ON SOMEONE'S HEAD, AND FACEFUCKED A MAN WHILE HE WAS DOING COCAINE. BUT IT WASN'T gay, BECAUSE HE FACEFUCKED HIM WITH A C4 CHARGE. ALL THE GUARDS CAME RUNNING DOWN, LOOKED AT THE FACELESS COCAINE DRUG LORD GUY, AND THOUGH, MEH.

AND THEN THAT BALD CUNT SNOOK IN TO THE MAIN DRUG LORD'S MANSION AND THREW HIM OFF THE SIDE OF A CLIFF UNTIL THAT PINK SUIT WEARING FUCK GOT PENAL FRACTURE ON THE SIDE OF A PLANE BOAT THING
User avatar #266 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-Fuck man broke my thumb limit ill thumb this sht up tomorrow dude this is fucking great xDD- Thats nothing man get that weak shit out of here, im gonna tell you about the real deal with Dr. Motherfucking Manhattan up in this BIATCH. He went, TO THE MOTHER FUCKING WHITEHOUSE, passed through the metal detector and it beeped, JUST BECAUSE HE HAD HIS M4 IN HIS POCKET, UNFAIR AS FUCK, SO HE KILLED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING, EVEN HIS BROTHER DIED BECAUSE HE WAS THERE AND WASNT BALD, AINT NO HAIRY PHAGS IN 47's FAMILY FOR FUKC SAKE. The president was not there so he took the vice president, FUCKED HIM TO DEATH, then took his dog, AND PUSHED IT RIGHT INTO THAT MOTHER FUCKERS EYESOCKET. And then 47 died.... BUT HE BECAME A ZOMBIE AND KILLED EVERYONE WHICH WENT TO HIS FUNERAL BECAUSE HE GIVES -5 FUCKS.
User avatar #267 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
HE THEN TURNED BACK INTO A HUMAN AGENT 69 I MEAN 47 FUCK, ERM, AND HE FLEW INTO UGANDA INTO KONY'S ARMY AND SET OFF A HUGE BOMB KILLING ALL THE LITTLE NIGGERS, HE THEN SNEAKED INTO KONY'S RAPE WAREHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT, WALKED IN ON KONY MASTURBATING ON PICTURES OF HIS SEX SLAVES AND STABBED HIM IN THE DICK. HE FRACTURED HIS BLOOD VESSEL, PULLED IT OFF AND KICKED IT DOWN KONY'S THROAT. HE THEN RAN AWAY SHOOTING SHIT OUT OF HIS ASS AT 2000 FEET PER SECOND. UGANDA IS NOW A GIANT SHIT WASTELAND WHERE NIGGER WORMS FLUNDER ABOUT CAMOFLAGED.
User avatar #268 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
IF WE EXIST, ITS BECAUSE 47 WANTS US TO EXIST, this mother fucker wants us TO SUFFER TO DEATH. HE ONCE ATE 2 FUCKING TRIPPLE WHOOPERS, TOOK A SHIT AND THERE YOU FUCKING GO JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF NOWHERE, DONT FUCK AROUND WITH 47 OR HE WILL RAPE YOU. But thats not all, hitman wasn't allways bald, he GRABBED HIS HAIR AND PULLED IT OFF. What happened to his hair you might ask? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS, HE FUCKING GREW OUT OF HIS HAIR. HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD ABOUT CAINE KILLING ABEL IN THE BIBLE, LINK IT TO THE MOTTO FROM ABSOLUTION "THE ORIGINAL ASSASSIN IS BACK," this guy doesnt fuck around man, unless your mom is called "Around."
User avatar #270 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
-phah, oh god the twist-
ONCE UPON A TIME, SATAN PUT A WIG ON AGENT 47. SATAN IS NO LONGER WITH US, HE IS NOW IN A BETTER PLACE.
User avatar #271 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
-fuck man haahhah well this is my last one, ill rate your shit up tomorrow this is fucking amazing, you should make it into content!- HE TOTALLY MADE HIM HIS BITCH. JUST LIKE HE DID WITH WALDO. WALDO IS LIKE: "find me fuckers", AND 47 APPEARS BEHIND HIM AND FUCKS THE RED OUT OF HIS CLOTHES. 47 ONCE BOUGHT A GOLDFISH, AND FUCKED ITS ASS INFRONT OF THE PETA MAIN OFFICES, BUT AINT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT AGAINST HIM, THEY ARENT MAD ENOUGH BROS.
User avatar #272 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
Peta then came down naked screaming at the goldfish being deeply penetrated. Then agent 47 looked at them, gave them the evils. Peta CEO then calmed down and ran back into his HQ while shitting down his legs and weeping in exile. Agent 47 continued to brutally fuck the goldfish, and the goldfish came. He then threw it back into it's bowl, walked into the Peta HQ naked wearing fur, and what did Peta do? They wept like little bitches. He then made fur decorations all over the place, and as he left, he nailed a dead fox to the door with a nailgun, very same one used to kill the pedo actor guy, and rolled out the door step.
User avatar #273 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
DID I MENTION HE IS BALD
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User avatar #78 - cognosceteipsum (07/27/2014) [-]
Hey brah, have you heard Silencer?
Englman also
have you heard silencer?
User avatar #83 to #78 - synapse (08/10/2014) [-]
Yeah you can throw any underground DSBM at me and I'll probably know it haha.
I quite like it but Nattramnn's vocals are slightly off-putting.

You might like Xasthur, for that matter.
User avatar #79 to #78 - englman (07/27/2014) [-]
The Depressive Black Metal band? If so, then yes. But their vocals are almost 'comically' high-pitched and shrill in my opinion =/ just not my favorite style.
User avatar #80 to #79 - cognosceteipsum (07/27/2014) [-]
Ah yes! That. You wanna know a funny thing about it? The singer that was in silencer was incarcerated in a mental hospital not far from where my cousins live. It's also a fun fact that the mental hospital I'M currently in has some weak connection to St. Sigfrids as it is called.
User avatar #81 to #80 - englman (07/27/2014) [-]
Interesting =o It's always cool when things like that line up.
User avatar #82 to #81 - cognosceteipsum (07/27/2014) [-]
Such are the ways of God I'd like to believe.
#73 - revengeforfreeze (03/20/2014) [-]
Anal nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do che'l de'nmha.

The third guy on here I see that likes that band
User avatar #75 to #73 - synapse (03/25/2014) [-]
AN Are just glorious. I appreciate that you like them too.
User avatar #77 to #75 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
Fave song, btw?
#70 - englman (09/25/2013) [-]
Check out these BM bands called "Advent Sorrow" and "Diabolus Incarnate".   
I think you'll like them=)
Check out these BM bands called "Advent Sorrow" and "Diabolus Incarnate".
I think you'll like them=)
User avatar #71 to #70 - synapse (09/26/2013) [-]
Oooh, thanks
User avatar #72 to #71 - englman (09/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome friend I learned about Anaal Nathrakh from you lol so I figured I'd give you something in return^^
User avatar #68 - mcrubxpcod (11/07/2012) [-]
Dude the ******* hitman stories are ******* amazing man! xDDDD thanks for the good laughs!
User avatar #69 to #68 - synapse (11/07/2012) [-]
No problemo :D Thank you too.
User avatar #66 - paradox (10/17/2012) [-]
HOW ****** DARE YOU HAVE DIFFERENT GODDAMN IDEAS THAN ME & THE REST OF FJ!!!!!
#57 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 685,352,663**
User avatar #58 to #57 - synapse (09/25/2012) [-]
**synapse rolls 723,692,581**
User avatar #59 to #58 - synapse (09/25/2012) [-]
**synapse rolls 400,691,816**
User avatar #46 - darktoucan (08/15/2012) [-]
you're a mad bro
User avatar #62 to #46 - synapse (10/05/2012) [-]
TASTE IT
User avatar #39 - jonobono (08/12/2012) [-]
YOU JOINED THE YOU MAD BRO CLUB?! ;D
User avatar #40 to #39 - synapse (08/12/2012) [-]
Indeed I have.
User avatar #30 - masterboll (08/11/2012) [-]
you have a gay profile pic
User avatar #31 to #30 - synapse (08/11/2012) [-]
And you have a gay in your profile pic.
User avatar #32 to #31 - masterboll (08/11/2012) [-]
nope, you have **** in your eye
User avatar #33 to #32 - synapse (08/12/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure you have the gayest profile picture on this whole website. Many can agree to the faggotry of some wigger with a bandanna.
User avatar #34 to #33 - masterboll (08/12/2012) [-]
>implying that im white
>implying that there are others who support your view

0/10 for having imaginary supporters
User avatar #35 to #34 - synapse (08/12/2012) [-]
Imaginary supporters, ATTAAAACK!
#41 to #38 - synapse (08/12/2012) [-]
Pic unrelated.
#42 to #41 - masterboll (08/12/2012) [-]
but you have an anime character as your profile pic
#43 to #42 - synapse (08/12/2012) [-]
That's why it's unrelated.
User avatar #44 to #43 - masterboll (08/12/2012) [-]
but its related
because youre a faggot with a profile pic only a faggot could have
#45 to #44 - synapse (08/12/2012) [-]
You can't say much. I shall end this war with the best gif ever!
You can't say much. I shall end this war with the best gif ever!
User avatar #24 - yaarun (07/17/2012) [-]
I like your profile pic
#25 to #24 - synapse (07/17/2012) [-]
Well thank you.
<--- A full res of it
User avatar #26 to #25 - yaarun (07/17/2012) [-]
do you/did you watch dexter? because i'm watching season 2 right now and some parts are totally death note...
User avatar #27 to #26 - synapse (07/17/2012) [-]
I never did, but i will start watching it soon when i'm finished with the walking dead :D.
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User avatar #29 to #22 - synapse (08/03/2012) [-]
RIP
User avatar #23 to #22 - synapse (06/08/2012) [-]
Oh god...
User avatar #8 - synapse (04/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - synapse (04/18/2012) [-]
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#1 - justsix (03/06/2012) [-]
**justsix rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Truth Hurts ** retard
User avatar #2 to #1 - synapse (03/09/2012) [-]
What?
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