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symmiie

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:7/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#463
Comment Ranking:#1195
Highest Content Rank:#454
Highest Comment Rank:#305
Content Thumbs: 12410 total,  13254 ,  844
Comment Thumbs: 16460 total,  18294 ,  1834
Content Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 69.49% (695/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:639341
Times Content Favorited:755 times
Total Comments Made:3251
FJ Points:20290
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User avatar #120 - hidanfangirl (07/04/2015) [-]
Who are you and why do you speak to me
User avatar #121 to #120 - symmiie ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
I am Symmie and I wanted to make you swoon like a fan girl to Hidan.
User avatar #122 to #121 - hidanfangirl (07/04/2015) [-]
You're about 3 years too late, he's not my favorite anymore
#123 to #122 - symmiie ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Sorry, my eyes could not see through the trickery of your name.
User avatar #124 to #123 - hidanfangirl (07/04/2015) [-]
It's ok young one
#125 to #124 - symmiie ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
So who is next best?
User avatar #126 to #125 - hidanfangirl (07/04/2015) [-]
Rolfe, he ain't a Naruto character doe
User avatar #119 - skyrimdovah (05/10/2015) [-]
**** you
User avatar #113 - alfonshister ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
oh snap. colour items can't be sold but in the auction house.
User avatar #114 to #113 - symmiie ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
Well that is unfortunate.
User avatar #115 to #114 - alfonshister ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
it can't even be sold there. i'm really sorry man.
on the other hand, i'll let you choose what colour my first item ever should be.
User avatar #116 to #115 - symmiie ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
Haha it's all good. I was just excited for getting colored for the first time. I was using the color of that key thing on my items list, the first one that shows up.
#117 to #116 - alfonshister ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
that sure is a beautiful choice.   
thanks for the hint dude, have an awesome day
that sure is a beautiful choice.
thanks for the hint dude, have an awesome day
User avatar #118 to #117 - symmiie ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
Haha no problem. Catch you later.
User avatar #112 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Flesh-eating bacteria.**
why is symmiie a casual and cant custom his profile
User avatar #111 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**
should i set symmiie on fire for a giggle
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
SYMMIIE!!!!!

wake up esse
User avatar #109 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
hey bro
wanna help me troll a troll?
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
*slaps symmiie*
User avatar #106 - flixoe (06/21/2014) [-]
This was a complete thumbwhoring attempt as is all the others.
User avatar #107 to #106 - symmiie ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Seeing as how your profile is private, I'll thumb up your next comment I see.
#104 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
I write this poem and with your roll
for within us all it takes it's tole
building slowly, anger and rage
until it shatters it's tiny cage

every direction is hate and hell
every peeve they will tell
rant and rage once they pop
no one knows when it will stop

stupidity is the biggest cause
for rages reason and ranting clause
for as long as stupid people are allowed to live
rage and hated I will give
User avatar #105 to #104 - symmiie ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Haha, ******* excellent.
User avatar #95 - konradkurze (06/09/2014) [-]
and the award for Funnyjunks Biggest Stoner goes to......
*drumroll*
SYMMIIE!!!!

now lets see turtletroll cry
User avatar #96 to #95 - turtletroll (06/10/2014) [-]
ill fukin kut u kunt

fukin prik kunt fuk u
User avatar #98 to #97 - turtletroll (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm the biggest stoner loser on his site you follow me?
#99 to #98 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
what if you, symmie, and some other guy are in fact the 3 primary Tokemon choices in one big video game?
User avatar #100 to #99 - turtletroll (06/10/2014) [-]
Well im obviously squirtle
#103 to #102 - turtletroll (06/10/2014) [-]
Is actually me
User avatar #101 to #100 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
that turtletroll
User avatar #94 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*sends Symmiie to siberia for the winter*
#91 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
we need symmiie to set american foreign policy and end war
#92 to #91 - symmiie ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Every person on Earth gives Symmie $1 then he distributes it throughout the world and ends all conflict.
#93 to #92 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
For just $1 a day
$30 a month
you can sponsor....this Symmie

for $1, you can provide this symmiie with fresh food and clean water
for $1, you can ensure he gets education and shelter
User avatar #76 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
Symmiies life in a song

Afroman - Because I Got High
#78 to #77 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
Wut?
Wut?
#83 to #82 - symmiie ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
You know I have like 81 comments on my profile and probably 78 are from you? haha
#84 to #83 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
be happy im giving you all the attention then Symmiie....sadly noone else is
#85 to #84 - symmiie ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I know I'm a loser.
#89 to #88 - symmiie ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #89 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
Symmiie Zoidberg
the stoned jewish lobster
#64 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
SYMMIIE
why you backstab me
User avatar #65 to #64 - symmiie ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Now what did I do
#66 to #65 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
i posted OC and you redthumbed me.....   
   
i thought we were friends   
mfw you do this
i posted OC and you redthumbed me.....

i thought we were friends
mfw you do this
#67 to #66 - symmiie ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
No I didn't.

mfw you accuse me
#68 to #67 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
mfw Symmiie changes his thumb to avoid the witchhunt
User avatar #70 to #69 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
*locks you in your room and pumps nothing but pure marijuana smoke in there for 3 hours*
User avatar #72 to #71 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
remember
no oxygen, just weed

you'll be STONED to death
User avatar #74 to #73 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
and ill play this as your last song

Jefferson Airplane -White Rabbit-
User avatar #55 - konradkurze (03/07/2014) [-]
SYMMIIE
User avatar #56 to #55 - symmiie ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #57 to #56 - konradkurze (03/07/2014) [-]
can i please have your FJ points bro?
User avatar #58 to #57 - symmiie ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
But I'm a hoarder
User avatar #59 to #58 - konradkurze (03/07/2014) [-]
ill trade you a bunch of items
User avatar #60 to #59 - symmiie ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
I don't even know what to do with items haha
User avatar #61 to #60 - konradkurze (03/07/2014) [-]
well what do you do with the points then
User avatar #62 to #61 - symmiie ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
See how many I can get.
User avatar #63 to #62 - konradkurze (03/07/2014) [-]
stoner logic
User avatar #54 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
SYMMIIE
can i has your FJ points plox bro
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
BAD SYMMIIE
U Y RED THUMB ME BRUH
User avatar #34 to #33 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
wat when
#35 to #34 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
on DuckBat
Y U DO DIS TO MEE
User avatar #36 to #35 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
oh oops. I meant to green thumb. I'm kind of drunk.
#37 to #36 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
< Symmiie in a nutshell
#38 to #37 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Link me and I'll green thumb it.
#41 to #40 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
Symmiie
drunk like a russian
#42 to #41 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #42 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
Symmiie is a transvestite?
#44 to #43 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #44 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
a Symmvestite?

with boob implants that squirt booze out
#46 to #45 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #47 to #46 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
hmmm
youre drunk
i should buy you a few more till you pas out and yoiu can wake up with a boob job, a makeover and wearing a pretty pink dress
User avatar #48 to #47 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
No passing out will happen. My bro just bought an ounce.
User avatar #49 to #48 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
you will sleep some time
and when you wake up, you'll be 'pretty'
#50 to #49 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm already pretty.
User avatar #51 to #50 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
no i mean PRETTY

like transvestite beauty pagent stuff
User avatar #52 to #51 - symmiie ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Some girl once said I was too pretty for her. It was weird.
#53 to #52 - konradkurze (01/11/2014) [-]
ill make you look david bowie pretty
User avatar #21 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
Hey Symmiie
just curious, do you use your FJ points?
User avatar #22 to #21 - symmiie ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just stockpiling for now.
User avatar #23 to #22 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
what are ya saving up for?
User avatar #24 to #23 - symmiie ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Just to save haha
User avatar #25 to #24 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
thats meth logic

stockpiling things you dont need just because you can
User avatar #26 to #25 - symmiie ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You never know. They'll come in handy one day.
User avatar #27 to #26 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
now thats Dad logic
having **** sit around for that maybe one day in the future something is needed
#28 to #27 - symmiie ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
At least it's logic.
User avatar #29 to #28 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 72**
dubs and Symmiie has kids in the next year
User avatar #31 to #30 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 69**
dubs and a russian woman rapes Symmiie to force a baby
User avatar #32 to #31 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
well i guess Symmiie 69's the bitch
User avatar #20 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
this is how many marijuanas Symmiie has injected today
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