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swizzzy

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Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
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#228 - **** stings if you're not Russian  [+] (16 new replies) 10/25/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 53) +25
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#293 - vexaton (10/26/2015) [-]
Shit stings if you're American*

40% is pretty tame... Try some 96% homebrew from Norway, then you can talk about shit that stings
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#330 - funnychemaster (10/26/2015) [-]
How can I get that to America?
#298 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
Right. Not like America created moonshine and Everclear or anything
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#358 - hoshasei (11/18/2015) [-]
Moonshine originated during Scotland's prohibition, which was way different. Instead of alcohol being illegal, distilleries were just taxed out the ass making it not viable to produce alcohol, though some still did it legally. It's called moonshine because they did it at night to conceal the large amounts of smoke that came off of distillation
#359 - willys (11/18/2015) [-]
What the hell were you doing that you found a thread nearly a month old to comment on?!
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#352 - Funnel (10/27/2015) [-]
Moonshine is from the UK but whatever.
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#299 - vexaton (10/26/2015) [-]
Not saying there aren't americans who know how to keep their liquor down, or that you guys make weak liquor for that matter. I'm just saying that with how easily irritated their palates are, 40% would sting. Americans in general can't eat liquorice. Like, they can't keep it in their mouth because it is so strong, yet scandinavian people chow it down like it's a fucking big mac. Everything in the states is so much sweeter than European stuff, that it's almost mental to consider how you guys even deal with it. I've had American versions of the candy I like, and I almost can't keep it down because it's so sweet.

We're different. Whatever.

Oh and btw, if you think Americans invented moonshine, you're plain wrong... Moonshine is home distillery, which has been done for eons before America was even "discovered".
#310 - jimkid (10/26/2015) [-]
its not the strength of liquorice that Americans don't like its the taste. most people younger than 50 hate the taste of anise.
#302 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
Also skyy vodka is extremely smooth. Ergo, that kid is a pussy.
#300 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
I'm sure American moonshine is different from European local shine. And I agree that a lot of American shit is too sweet. If I ate like most of my friends and coworkers, I'd have a constant stomachache. Regardless, America drinks a shitton of liquor. One 15 year old is not representative of the country.
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#303 - vexaton (10/26/2015) [-]
Not saying that one 15 year old is representative of any nation whatsoever. I'm sorry if I offended you with a bit of pointless banter there m80.
#306 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
My first comment was meant as my own banter back at you. It seemed like you turned all serious after that. I dunno, this site is fickle and silly. Cheers to whatever you're drinking, my man.
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#307 - vexaton (10/26/2015) [-]
Eh, it's my fault. I can't read into sarcasm or anything like that I'm afraid. Socially retarded for the win I guess. Cheers! Not drinking since I have work in 4 hours, but usually it's beer, red wine, rum or liquorice vodka.
#312 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
It's cool, we're all socially retarded to some degree or another here, it's a requirement for FJ.
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#325 - vexaton (10/26/2015) [-]
The bipolar people thumbing up our comments makes that statement ring even more true.
#248 - xseargeantxpainx (10/25/2015) [-]
He was rushing with it
#123 - howd you get that on the screen? I have a moto 360 too and i h…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Smart Watches +1
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#159 - istartedthewar (11/23/2014) [-]
Wear Internet browser, its an app in the Play Store
#24 - Thats Aaron Paul in that awesome patterned suit by the way 09/18/2014 on (untitled) +13
#37 - more 09/18/2014 on Tinder Adventures +1
#33 - shes just a child you stupid ****. 04/26/2014 on You go girl! +11
#34 - is there a link for uh..science?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Frankie Muniz is God 0
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#35 - iliekchocolatmilke (04/11/2014) [-]
www.xnxx.com/video6168889/monroe_-_enjoy_me_-_18_only_girls.flv

It was also in the spoiler tag just up above, in the first comment of mine you replied to.
#33 - Comment deleted 04/11/2014 on Frankie Muniz is God 0
#30 - wait whats her name?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Frankie Muniz is God 0
#33 - swizzzy has deleted their comment.
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#32 - iliekchocolatmilke (04/11/2014) [-]
Monroe apparently I don't know her last name, but I could care less. Masturbation videos aren't my thing and its all she's known for so I dont plan on finding more of her . It was said by Sayonarazetsubou and it was in the title of her video.
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#34 - swizzzy (04/11/2014) [-]
is there a link for uh..science?
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#35 - iliekchocolatmilke (04/11/2014) [-]
www.xnxx.com/video6168889/monroe_-_enjoy_me_-_18_only_girls.flv

It was also in the spoiler tag just up above, in the first comment of mine you replied to.
#170 - steven universe is pretty decent 03/13/2014 on 360 glaze it -1
#105 - thats our best bet really. an r/funnyjunk. a new place to call…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on dear admin +2
#156 - xcoreyx (03/02/2014) [-]
Apparently it already exists... kindof
www.reddit.com/r/funnyjunk