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#46 - I think he spent much too much time explaining **** to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on B*tches be crazy i say +3
#68 - pridefulmatthew (06/10/2015) [-]
I'm assuming he tried that at one point, it sounded like a long while had passed in the texts.
#52 - Because fat men realize theyre fat and try to change, fat wome… 06/09/2015 on Fatties2 +10
#47 - Mexicans hopping the US border  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Daily reminders 0
User avatar #52 - datassman (06/09/2015) [-]
the thing is, the marks say Europa, so I presume it's in Europe, not the US
#46 - heat due to friction and maybe noise. Other than that… 06/09/2015 on Daily reminders 0
#75 - i have a new gf actually, less than 2 weeks. She actu… 06/09/2015 on "I'm so happy to see you,... 0
#21 - sry bby 06/09/2015 on sound of growlngs and orgams +2
#17 - >no tomato sauce 2/10 would not eat  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on sound of growlngs and orgams +4
User avatar #39 - mcatheistnuggets (06/09/2015) [-]
you dip it in marinara.
#20 - acocobar (06/09/2015) [-]
beat me to the joke and you didn't even use a picture whore
User avatar #21 - swimmingprodigy (06/09/2015) [-]
sry bby
#23 - no one ever thought to try 06/09/2015 on Easter Island heads have... 0
#38 - *constant 06/08/2015 on 1kg of steel vs 1kg of jet... 0
#37 - it doesnt matter; they'll both weigh the same because theyre b…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on 1kg of steel vs 1kg of jet... +1
User avatar #38 - swimmingprodigy (06/08/2015) [-]
#69 - Well the more you weigh the more calories you require to maint… 06/08/2015 on Fat People Hate These... 0
#27 - You dont eat enough. It's just that simple. Download …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Fat People Hate These... 0
User avatar #44 - holywars (06/08/2015) [-]
That's what I use. I'm a pretty healthy 158 at 6'3, but I don't want to gain anymore unless I decide I want more muscle so I'm keeping my count at 1884
User avatar #41 - bodeejus (06/08/2015) [-]
Or they just burn calories differently. My boyfriend eats junk all day and doesn't really exercise at all. And he def eats more the 2000 a day.
User avatar #69 - swimmingprodigy (06/08/2015) [-]
Well the more you weigh the more calories you require to maintain your weight.
She (he?) is 115 lbs so I said 2000 calories; for your boyfriend it's probably 2700 to maintain his weight.
#75 - badge but could also tell from the functional side air scoops 06/08/2015 on Lucky SOB 0
#12 - Just **** my **** up 06/08/2015 on Lucky SOB +1
#11 - cmon son, it had to be a z06 too? Couldnt have been a regular C6?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Lucky SOB 0
#16 - radicalkid (06/08/2015) [-]
How do you know if it is a z06 or a regular corvette?
User avatar #75 - swimmingprodigy (06/08/2015) [-]
badge but could also tell from the functional side air scoops
#30 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
People who love Corvettes, know Corvettes when he sees one.

The side Z06 badge
#18 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
It has the Z06 Badge on the side..
#26 - thegreatdeadpoolio (06/08/2015) [-]
Didn't notice until I looked back. Very nice
#20 - YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS HAHAHA  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on geuss who? 0
#21 - iamrealfancy (06/07/2015) [-]
#18 - Would've been better if it was John Cena instead  [+] (17 new replies) 06/07/2015 on geuss who? +6
#19 - iamrealfancy (06/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #61 - fixator (06/07/2015) [-]
Oh hey, I made this! Can't believe some people saved it, haha. It's up on YT as well if you want to if you want to share it easily.
User avatar #65 - centraldogma (06/07/2015) [-]
Oh, in this case my question >>#26 applies to you, then
User avatar #66 - fixator (06/07/2015) [-]
Well, I downloaded the vid from here and just pasted over the John Cena and rendered it with my usual 720p YouTube settings.
User avatar #67 - centraldogma (06/07/2015) [-]
What do you use for video editing, out of curiosity? I use Lightworks for the minor stuff I make, and I notice that the files I end up with from that program are usually huge.

Anyway, I think YouTube has its own way of compressing files or something, so maybe it was never an issue for you before. Like I've said, I'm still new to this, so my knowledge is lacking.
User avatar #68 - fixator (06/07/2015) [-]
I use Adobe Premiere / After Effects. It all depends what you are doing and where it's gonna be uploaded. Since YT compresses itself, I just have the best quality/size setttings for YouTube.
#62 - iamrealfancy (06/07/2015) [-]
Nice job. Thanks.
#64 - fixator (06/07/2015) [-]
Thank you!
#63 - fixator has deleted their comment.
#26 - centraldogma (06/07/2015) [-]
All right, quick question - is it a bad idea to compress videos after editing? Because this is the second time tonight I've seen someone post a video that was less than a minute long and had a file size of 60+ megabytes, and that just seems crazy to me.

Like, I compressed the file down to only 8 megabytes and it looks the same as far as I can tell, except it has the added bonus of not taking forever to load with my shite internet. I'm totally new to video editing and such, so if anyone could explain this stuff I would be grateful.
#47 - iamrealfancy (06/07/2015) [-]
I really wish I had an answer to that. That's just how I downloaded it. I saw the size, and I too thought that was ridiculous, however I didn't know what to do about it, so i put up with it.
User avatar #31 - congthea (06/07/2015) [-]
the audio quality of the song is terrible.
User avatar #33 - centraldogma (06/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, after comparing them both mine does sound worse.
I still don't think that the difference between the two is enough to warrant his file being 65 megabytes larger, though.
User avatar #34 - congthea (06/07/2015) [-]
I didn't realise the difference in size was that large. I still prefer your version since I can watch it immediately rather than waiting for it to load.
User avatar #35 - centraldogma (06/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, his file is 73 megabytes, which is insane for a 37 second clip (though I think I know why it's so big). Just running it through Handbrake got it down to 8 megabytes and made it possible for my crap internet to load the video much more quickly. I'm sort of trying to teach myself video editing, so I'll have to look into this more in the future.
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (06/07/2015) [-]
#21 - iamrealfancy (06/07/2015) [-]
#111 - *you're but you're right, ive been talking out o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on 99% Lightning Resistance 0
User avatar #113 - gandr (06/06/2015) [-]
the people not get effected by tasers, due to drugs is a myth. the pepper spray part is real though. so ill give you a 50%
#107 - If you were in your normal state of mind then sure, but if you…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2015 on 99% Lightning Resistance -1
#112 - anon (06/06/2015) [-]
Dude, no. You may not feel any pain or discomfort but tazer completely bypasses nervous system and acts on muscles directly while body acts as a conductor. No matter what state your brain is it works. Ever seen a frog leg cut from the body twitch under electric current? It's like that.
#109 - gandr (06/06/2015) [-]
Thats not how it works. The spasms have nothing to do with your brain. Your put electricity into a muscle it contacts, and with that much voltage very violently. and every muscle between the two electrodes contracts. that did not happen. so it was a miss. PCP does not change the conductive properties of the protein fibers that muscles tissue is made from.

your wrong
User avatar #111 - swimmingprodigy (06/06/2015) [-]

but you're right, ive been talking out of my ass the whole time, i just heard of other cases where people high on pcp were not affected by tasers so i thought that was this
User avatar #113 - gandr (06/06/2015) [-]
the people not get effected by tasers, due to drugs is a myth. the pepper spray part is real though. so ill give you a 50%
#99 - People high off of PCP dont feel tasers nor pepper spray  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2015 on 99% Lightning Resistance 0
#119 - anon (06/06/2015) [-]
My story of PCP long but good

posting anon I know. Well I'm a Deputy in NC and one night we had a call about a car that had wrecked and the driver is leaving the scene. I am the closest guy and I get there first.

Now for some background info, in our county, we have 5 guys on shift that patrol the county and that's it. I stand about 5'6" and 145 pounds (not very big). Anyhow, I get on scene and I see a half naked black guy getting out of a torn to hell car.

The guy gets out and stands about 6'2" and 250 pounds. He could eat me. Well when this happened, Ferguson was being burned to the ground and as a white cop, this was a bad situation. I got out and this guy had a crazy look on his face and he started screaming some made up language while flailing his arms around.

I thought he was high on meth so my pepper spray wouldn't work and he would eat my taser. This guy started charging, I was back about 25 feet and he was closing in fast. I had two options, A: draw and shoot drop him where he stands (once again Ferguson) B: Jump on him and fight.

I had to go with B. I radio in back up for another unit and he start rolling. I wrestled all through high school and there was a counter move for some one charging in low. Its brutal on asphalt. I threw my legs back as he reached in and grabbed the back of the neck and pushed down with all 145 lbs. He ate the asphalt. I figured after he lost part of his face that he'd back off. NOPE.

He came up swinging and more pissed off. He gets a few good shots in. The only way I can win is if I wrap this guy up and go to the ground because I can't stand toe to toe with a drugged out giant. I can fight but not that well. If he wasn't high as hell it might turn out differently.

One good thing about being small and fighting big people is that I'm fast and they get tired. I try to stay in good shape so I don't get killed. Well if the big dude is on drugs like crack or meth or PCP, he doesnt get tired. Period.

Well it felt like hours and finally I hear a siren. At this time, this guy has got me wrapped up and trying to slam me into the hood of my patrol car. Ive wrapped my legs around him and I am swing as hard as I can at his head. He acts like he can't even feel it. I was scared and very scared at this. I figured if I don't shoot this guy that I won't be going home and checking 10-42 tonight.

Back up gets there. It's a big guy on shift. He see's what's happeneing and gets his tazer (he can't shoot because of me being latched to this guy, If I let go, I don't survive.) He yells TAZER TAZER TAZER like usual and I hear that pop and the weird electric noise. He locked up for a second and I got out. He didn't go down, he stood there and practically tanked the tazer so we hit him with it again, same thing. On the third go around I grabbed handcuffs and moved in. The tazer would stun him for a few seconds and If I could cuff him we win.

It didnt work, as soon as I got one cuff on, the cable for the tazer broke( its very thin copper wire.) well we are fighting again. At this point a small crowd is gathered watching as we fight an enraged, PCP smoking giant.

As all three of us brawl in the street my partner is asking communications to send us back up code 3 (blue lights and sirens get there as fast as you can, SHTF)
The whole shift gets there, it takes about 20 minutes for them to get there and it was hell. My SGT and LT grab their batons and go to this guys ass. Well after a few minutes of wearing this guy out with batons, the batons are bent and this guy isn't stopping.

I jumped up and started choking this guy while everyone else grabbed and arm or leg or something else. This dude is naked at this point. While choking him, I felt him go limp, FINALLY. What turned out to be a thirty minute brawl was over. Well thats what we thought.
User avatar #127 - henrycolt (06/06/2015) [-]
What happened?
#135 - anon (06/06/2015) [-]
So after he knocked out, we handcuffed him with the heavey leg shackles just to be sure, we loaded him into the LT's Tahoe and 4 of us pilled in for when he woke up. so the seating went like this , LT was driving the suspect was in the passenger seat, i was on the dash board with my boots on his chest big guy one was behind him passenger side ready to choke him out and the other big guy was in the back driver side ready with a tazer. Well half way to the magistrates office he wakes up and we were ready. he starts fighting and while im driving my boots into his chest trying to hold him to the seat, the guy behind him is pulling him back. THrough the ordeal, he snapped the seat belt, knocked the seat off the tracks, and pushes me hard enough to crack the windshield. he get there and pull him out and fight him the whole way intot the jail.

We by passed the magistrate because this guy was so violent, we will take him there once he comes down. With us 4 pulling on him, additional guys from the jail help us drag him into an isolation cell.

He didn't like iso very much so he proceeded to eat the wall. No shit he ate through part of the wall ( the iso cells have a hard padded wall so the suicidal don't kill themselves.

after a while he calmed down, in reality he had actually pulled his teeth out while gnawing on the walls. Two days later he was sober so we took him to the hospital. He had to get some of his face put back on. He ended up having a broken collar bone, dislocated shoulder, a broken knee cap, three fractures on his tibula (shin bone, whatever the correct word is) 4 broken ribs, a broken jaw and seeral fractures around the eye orbit.

We searched the car and found some paraphernalia and a tiny amount of PCP, he had already used most. He was charged with those two and resist delay or obstruct. So he ended up getting out like three days later. We have stupid low bonds.

I ended up having a crack in my cheekbone three fractures in the eye orbit a completely shattered nose and two bruised ribs. The vest soaked up most of the body shots he threw. I had insurance thank god and he ended up with close to 15k in medical bills which get picked up by the tax payer.

A week later, we went to his house because he beat the hell out of his girlfriend, he was cracked out but didn't want to fight this time. However we did go 4 deep to his house on that occasion.

A quick story on him, he doesn't work. He gets disability becasue of his drug use. He pulls in 2500 a month in disability.

Another thing, I went to a guys house two days ago because he OD'ed on crack. White guy that is 30 living with mom. On the begining of the month he got two disability checks from the government. It equaled close to $6k, by the 4th of the month he smoked every penny away. Thats where some of your tax money goes. He makes triple in a month compared to what I get. Crazy right?

User avatar #137 - henrycolt (06/06/2015) [-]
Make a post with this
#138 - anon (06/06/2015) [-]
forever lurker, I guess I should finally make an account. I have a ton of stories. Most of the time, things don't go like that. Every now and then things get worse. On that night, when I was dispatched to the call, The caller advised that this guy was intoxicated so in my mind, I figured this guy was drunk and didn't wanna get locked up and so he was walking home. None of my training would have had me ready for that.
User avatar #139 - henrycolt (06/06/2015) [-]
You should definilety do that. I will read it
#97 - well clearly the officer was trying to make him sit on the curb 06/06/2015 on 99% Lightning Resistance 0
#96 - People high off of PCP dont feel tasers nor pepper spray  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2015 on 99% Lightning Resistance -2
#104 - gandr (06/06/2015) [-]
you dont have to "feel it" it forces involuntary muscle spasms that cause contractions in your muscles. PCP does not give the the power to override physics, bitch
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (06/06/2015) [-]
If you were in your normal state of mind then sure, but if you're under the influence of a drug which blocks out neurological impulses, you wouldnt feel the electricity and it wouldn't cause those involuntary muscle spasms
#112 - anon (06/06/2015) [-]
Dude, no. You may not feel any pain or discomfort but tazer completely bypasses nervous system and acts on muscles directly while body acts as a conductor. No matter what state your brain is it works. Ever seen a frog leg cut from the body twitch under electric current? It's like that.
#109 - gandr (06/06/2015) [-]
Thats not how it works. The spasms have nothing to do with your brain. Your put electricity into a muscle it contacts, and with that much voltage very violently. and every muscle between the two electrodes contracts. that did not happen. so it was a miss. PCP does not change the conductive properties of the protein fibers that muscles tissue is made from.

your wrong
User avatar #111 - swimmingprodigy (06/06/2015) [-]

but you're right, ive been talking out of my ass the whole time, i just heard of other cases where people high on pcp were not affected by tasers so i thought that was this
User avatar #113 - gandr (06/06/2015) [-]
the people not get effected by tasers, due to drugs is a myth. the pepper spray part is real though. so ill give you a 50%
#95 - People high off of PCP dont feel tasers nor pepper spray 06/06/2015 on 99% Lightning Resistance -1
#6 - no **** thats the point 06/05/2015 on heheheheheheh +2
#127 - Thats very mathematical of you. I just leave somewhere between…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on This Asshole Right Here. 0
User avatar #129 - italianfrosttroll (06/05/2015) [-]
I'm a stickler for good waitors. If you're an ass, no grass.


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User avatar #139 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Silly Polack, you sit on top of toilets, not dive into them
#138 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 00-99*
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
User avatar #135 to #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 01**
User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.

By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.

As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you ******
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
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