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#7 - Picture 12/14/2012 on vtec +2
#6 - Picture 12/14/2012 on vtec 0
#5 - Picture 12/14/2012 on vtec +1
#4 - Picture 12/14/2012 on vtec 0
#3 - I got a few car related funnies  [+] (10 new replies) 12/14/2012 on vtec +1
#19 - namesnshit (12/14/2012) [-]
this isnt really related but...
User avatar #21 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
my dream car is an LS1 Miata.

call it gay, but I have enough penis to not need a lifted brotruck to feel good about myself.

And you're posting cars, so it's always related
#22 - namesnshit (12/14/2012) [-]
thats cool dude. i've never been interested in Miatas until recently when i found out how bad ass they could be. mine is a RS 2.5 or a rx7 FD (if i had the money to buy the car and maintain the rotary)
User avatar #23 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
lolapex seals.

But yea, RX-7s are nice.
I found this on CL 2 days ago; nearly creamed my pants. If I hadn't just bought a car 2 months ago, I would totally go for this one.

#24 - namesnshit (12/14/2012) [-]
hnnnnnng! but these deals come and go. i hope you find an even better deal
User avatar #26 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm sure I will. I'm in no hurry. I think the best thing I liked about that Miata is the color. Laguna Seca Blue on the E46 M3s are my favorite color in the world.

I just graduated high school (well, actually JUST finished my first semester of college) and the car my parents helped me buy I'm going to keep at LEAST through college. (pic is my car. yes it is semi-riced, but I like it. It's all from the previous owner btw, I havent done anything).

This was just a turbo; hopefully I can find an LS1 swapped Miata with a T56.
This is my 'realistic' dream car. My ACTUAL dream car is an R35 GT-R, but slim chance I will ever own one.

But if I don't pass my civil engineering curriculum and end up a poorfag, an LS1 Miata will still be my dream car and I will still be extremely happy with it.
#27 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
forgot pic.
It's a 3.5L V6 Altima.
270 HP. Pretty damn quick for a grocery getter. I love this car (even though I have no experience to compare it to).
#34 - namesnshit (12/15/2012) [-]
man its a better ride than mine bro. i drive a 2011 hyundai sonata. its an affordable car with shit tons of features stacked. but only pushes more or less 200hp. 2.4L 4 cylinder BS lol
User avatar #36 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2012) [-]
11 Sonata is not bad at all. At least the bitches think you're rich cuz you have a 'new' car.

I am really really happy with the car I got. i know I probably sound spoiled for getting such a great car as my first, but I'm not, and I truly do apprectiate my parents. I actually paid for about 40% of it with my own money. I also pay for gas myself.

The only reason my parents let me get this car is because they guy who was selling it lives just a few doors down from me, so he sold it for a lot cheaper than KBB value. And he also dropped a ton of cash on it himself so if has a nice stereo set-up, NISMO catback exhaust (doesn't do shit for performance, but sounds glorious), Injen CAI, yellow foglights. The whole thing just looks really nice together and everything 'works'.
#20 - namesnshit (12/14/2012) [-]
and this...
#2 - no.  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2012 on vtec 0
User avatar #8 - RonnyCreed (12/14/2012) [-]
You know what a VTEC system is right?
User avatar #9 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I know exactly what it is.
It's really not that special. Most major car manufacturers have their own version.
I just said 'no' because OP used the meme properly. You didn't.
User avatar #10 - RonnyCreed (12/14/2012) [-]
then clearly i missed the joke. care to help?
User avatar #11 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
Well pretty much the joke is that Honda boys think VTEC is the greatest thing in the world and makes their cars ULTRA FAST. They are also notoriously careless/bad drivers (stereotypically). The joke in OP's picture is that because VTEC kicked in, some 17 year old JDMtyte kid lost control and crashed into a wall
User avatar #12 - RonnyCreed (12/14/2012) [-]
funny that you put it that way (Although it still sounds like a turbo would make a little more sense) cause im a Honda guy. non-VTEC though. my turbo G25 motor is faster than most B-series. but that makes sense i guess. never known VTEC to "Kick in' however. In my experience it was more or less continuous along the powerband.
#25 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
VTEC is useless for real tuning, because you want as much HP and torque throughout the powerband as possible, and VTEC limits this. However, how can you possibly be, in any way, a "Honda Guy" and not know how this works, I'm open to real answers here, as I genuinely didn't know this was possible, however, atm, you essentially appear to be a random retard on the internet (common internet user).
User avatar #32 - RonnyCreed (12/14/2012) [-]
No i know how VTEC works and im not a fan boy is what i mean. I've driven Honda Inspire (Acura 2.5TL 1st gen in the US) for many years. so i never had a VTEC myself. and when i started winning against VTEC cars with relatively low mods, i lost all faith in the system.
User avatar #16 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
It's not continuous, VTEC does 'kick in' at a certain rpm. Most VTEC engines have 2 camshaft profiles for low and high revs (there are also 3-stages on certain engines that employ 3 camshaft profiles) and the higher profile usually engages at around 5k revs.
#28 - nitroxiii (12/14/2012) [-]
VTEC IS continuous. It is always on controlling the timing. It doesn't "kick in" when you get to high RPM's. It switches the timing to give you more power as you have said, that is not kicking in, it's "switching modes/timing".
User avatar #33 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
so if it switches the timing at a certain point, how is that continuous?

Ok, kicking is wasn't the best word, but I said that the 2nd (and sometimes 3rd) camshaft profile engages....
#31 - RonnyCreed (12/14/2012) [-]
Thats what i thought. I've driven VTEC cars and there was never a significant change in the behavior of the motor at higher revs for me. there was a small change in acceleration, but it was always really small. and for the record: Honda drivers are "Notoriously Bad" because Honda is where all the new guys go. the cars are so easily modifiable, that a 16 year old with a good job can get a twin turbine kit and N2O without having any real time to prepare for that kind of power. but I do agree that VTEC doesn't really make any kind of a difference.
<-- MFW i hear VTEC-worshippers
User avatar #37 - hotrodhonda (10/14/2013) [-]
I am a Honda lover through and through and I'll agree to most of that....if you ever get to drive a higher line Honda like a RDX turbo, NSX, S2000 the V-Tec is WORLDS different from that found on the smaller cars most people "build".
#35 - namesnshit (12/15/2012) [-]
i'd say its how you word your experiences.
#2 - 4chan can do some pretty awesome **** . …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Epic gun rap +10
#5 - jimmynutz (12/20/2012) [-]
They're too busy with shit like this. But yeah that would be interesting
#2 - inb4 top comment  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Get it now? -44
User avatar #5 - winsauceiswin (12/14/2012) [-]
the way you're using inb4 is saying that there is another comment with that image that is top comment.
User avatar #15 - alstorp (12/14/2012) [-]
No it was right... In before something.
User avatar #8 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
no im not.
'inb4' is used to infer what will happen with the particular comment you're responding to/thread you're making.

That's why sometimes OPs in threads write 'inb4....' and then what they expect people to respond as.
User avatar #12 - winsauceiswin (12/14/2012) [-]
no inb4 means it has already happened but your logic is a common misconception
User avatar #165 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
you're fucking wrong.

Do you even know what it means?
It means "In before" (as in a thread). Some says that they are in the thread BEFORE whatever they're talking about is said by another person.
User avatar #156 - winsauceiswin (12/14/2012) [-]
i'm surrounded by retards
#24 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
Winsauceiswin is right

... Said no one ever
User avatar #17 - basilbrush (12/14/2012) [-]
You are wrong. You say "inb4" before an obvious reply/outcome happens.
OP; *Post about Justin Bieber*
User 1: "inb4faggot"
User 2: "Hurr Durr Faggot"
User avatar #6 - phanact (12/14/2012) [-]
No he used it right. It was just stupid
#6 - I fell for this about 2 years ago. Back the the warning sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on MFW... +15
#7 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
They don't do this to furries.
LOL you mad?
#42 - Comment deleted 12/14/2012 on Sounds about right +6
#244 - hey there :) 12/14/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
#161 - Who the **** names their kid "Finley"? I …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2012 on (1) Facebook +2
#201 - dtcdannyboy (12/14/2012) [-]
Coolest kid in school, solely because of Adventure Time
#245 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
The show has a potential for a generous max 5 more years. Kids won't know who the fuck "Finn" is.
User avatar #211 - tredbear (12/14/2012) [-]
opinions, opinions, opinions
User avatar #168 - thejerseyjenn (12/14/2012) [-]
hi swimming
User avatar #244 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
hey there :)
#221 - have to wonder how ****** up the mother is to allow and… 12/13/2012 on i dont even +1
#25 - I was expecting a twist at the end, maybe a crappy hut labeled… 12/13/2012 on 10 awesome McDonald's... +3
#72 - **** you, you're a piece of **** . A baby can… 12/13/2012 on you fucking bitch -1
#162 - "Lost her virginity at the age of 12." &quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2012 on i dont even +17
User avatar #178 - halor (12/13/2012) [-]
you have to wonder if her father was even in her life if she managed to do all of that by 22...i figure most dads would at least try to put a stop to some of this
User avatar #221 - swimmingprodigy (12/13/2012) [-]
have to wonder how fucked up the mother is to allow and ENCOURAGE her to do all that.
#169 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Hitler was a man ahead of his time in my opinion.
User avatar #167 - manofparody (12/13/2012) [-]
Girl of 2012 right there.
#16 - wow, beta plus described me perfectly 12/12/2012 on Scout's Personal 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on twilight +1
User avatar #15 - theavatarspupil (12/12/2012) [-]
and the worst part is that he actually fucked her once, but that was before the German Shepard....
#101 - >Misc lol. I understand the res…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Emergency bear +2
User avatar #104 - trolljunkusa (12/12/2012) [-]
It's a good book
#107 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
#103 - moodydude (12/12/2012) [-]
Rope for climbing, securing
The Catcher in the Rye for entertainment, burning fuel
#63 - good one. Ive only watched 1 and 2 though 12/12/2012 on Third day 0
#5 - "I'm thinking of marketing this stuff." … 12/12/2012 on The perfect glue. 0
#841 - Comment deleted 12/12/2012 on I quit 0
#7 - well the english class was very scattered. We never really did… 12/12/2012 on Third day +1
#5 - ah thank you. I watched it my high school AP English class…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Third day +4
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User avatar #7 - swimmingprodigy (12/12/2012) [-]
well the english class was very scattered. We never really did any actual "english." I dont remember why exactly, but we talked a lot about the idea of teenagers and how they are portrayed in pop culture. So we watched Mean Girls, Rebel Without a Cause, and something else.
#9 - There are "methods" for sneaking in? I thou… 12/12/2012 on 13 Things 0


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User avatar #139 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Silly Polack, you sit on top of toilets, not dive into them
#138 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.

By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.

As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you ******
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
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