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#34 - but wait.......how is he an atheist if he's a member of the Ch…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2012 on This guy... +5
User avatar #47 - paelaer (12/21/2012) [-]
Well, think about it like the Romans did: an atheist is a person who doesn't believe in the same god(s) as you. So in this case, he's an atheist because he believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
User avatar #84 - zzforrest (12/21/2012) [-]
Wouldn't that be an infidel?
User avatar #48 - swimmingprodigy (12/21/2012) [-]
I thought an atheist doesn't believe in any god.
User avatar #49 - paelaer (12/21/2012) [-]
In one way, yes. "Atheist" comes from a Greek word meaning "godless", so when applied to people such as Buddhists or just regular, plain old reasonable non-theists, it makes absolute sense.

A person can also be an atheist because he does not believe in the god or gods you believe in, but that does not necessarily mean he is "godless". Hence why the Romans, who believed in their own versions of the Greek gods, referred to Christians as "atheists".
User avatar #46 - AlreadyExists (12/21/2012) [-]
dunno, author of the article must believe that myth that the church of the flying spaghetti monster is a fake religion, when in fact it has been scientifically proven to be the one true religion.
#22 - FIFA: QWOP 12/21/2012 on Well, Fuck yo shit nigga +3
#16 - HAH. BURN 12/20/2012 on Vegan -1
#60 - if you're gonna repost, might as well repost your own OC 12/20/2012 on Freedom from skyrim +1
#37 - I swear that's how it is when I'm playing Battlefield 3; I SWE…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on n00b 0
User avatar #38 - karvarausku (12/20/2012) [-]
Connection favor~
#7 - The girl on top looks like Michael Myers from the 2007 Halloween  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Bark 0
User avatar #8 - swiekim (12/19/2012) [-]
in which picture?
#20 - oh I didnt read "He was just a troll ". Somehow… 12/19/2012 on OP wins this round 0
#18 - that'sthejoke.jpg 12/19/2012 on OP wins this round 0
#14 - everyone would like an extra 500 dollars; wouldnt you? 12/19/2012 on OP wins this round 0
#13 - did he actually gives you the 50 bucks?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2012 on OP wins this round 0
User avatar #19 - hatersghate (12/19/2012) [-]
no, who trolls and gives money?
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (12/19/2012) [-]
oh I didnt read "He was just a troll".
Somehow my retarded mind read "I dont know if he was just a troll, or collecting emails"
#22 - I had a girl doing this to me. Except I didnt know immediately… 12/19/2012 on Romance 0
#75 - apparently Idaho has 32% of the US's population  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Damn Idaho -2
User avatar #84 - Scottizdaman (12/19/2012) [-]
Total amount of votes, 7,785, you will also notice that other states are lighter blue, ours is red cause most of the people who voted for this in Idaho do give a fuck about a big hairy ape. :)
#10 - see you on the front page 12/18/2012 on Fact Cube #2 +1
#421 - I agree; **** in it and light it on fire 12/18/2012 on Title. +1
#291 - thank you! 12/18/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... 0
#5 - This inspired me. Merry Christmas everyone! 12/17/2012 on all set for christmas! 0
#16 - I would've keyed every panel. 12/17/2012 on Because FUCK YOU, thats why 0
#162 - She drew me a preliminary sketch; it looks pretty badass. This… 12/17/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... +1
#160 - thank you! This was actually a second attempt at a de… 12/17/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... +1
#15 - i think that looks ******* incredible 12/17/2012 on wtf nature? +8
#52 - why are most people in your clacc in their 30s? 12/17/2012 on Essay +6
#147 - thank you :) Well the board is for crusing mostly. Bi… 12/17/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... 0
#143 - top pic=underside of board bottom pic= top of board  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... +8
User avatar #146 - mutilatedjello (12/17/2012) [-]
Very nice, those handholds look like potential for new tricks.
User avatar #147 - swimmingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
thank you :)

Well the board is for crusing mostly. Big wheels for high speed and going over little twigs and such. The holes serve as very good handles for carrying the board. Quite useful actually
#142 - Here's a 'build' I did. It's nothing like rubber armor at all,…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/17/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... +8
#234 - anon (12/18/2012) [-]
that's awesome!
User avatar #291 - swimmingprodigy (12/18/2012) [-]
thank you!
#159 - anonymusbros (12/17/2012) [-]
Iv'e built a couple and i have to say yours is pretty cool lookin' good job!
#162 - swimmingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
She drew me a preliminary sketch; it looks pretty badass. This is what it's gonna look like. I'm going to hang it on my wall when she finishes
#160 - swimmingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
thank you!

This was actually a second attempt at a deck. I wasn't satisfied with the first deck I made because I messed up the edge a bit when I went overboard with sanding so the edge came out at an angle. I gave it to my friend who's a really good painter and she's going to paint The Hermit on it for me (another Led Zeppelin symbol. They're my favorite band, if you hadn't guessed from this board.)
#143 - swimmingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
top pic=underside of board
bottom pic= top of board
User avatar #146 - mutilatedjello (12/17/2012) [-]
Very nice, those handholds look like potential for new tricks.
User avatar #147 - swimmingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
thank you :)

Well the board is for crusing mostly. Big wheels for high speed and going over little twigs and such. The holes serve as very good handles for carrying the board. Quite useful actually
#71 - ye- splat 12/17/2012 on i jumped 0

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User avatar #139 - cognosceteipsum (04/23/2015) [-]
Silly Polack, you sit on top of toilets, not dive into them
#138 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 00-99*
User avatar #137 - patriotprideboy (12/25/2014) [-]
PolskaRezystans?
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
User avatar #135 to #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 01**
User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you ******
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
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