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swimmingprodigy

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:9/29/2016
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#16 - One day this kid had lots of free time, and he consciously dec…  [+] (1 reply) 13 hours ago on fuck yo bottle, its me time -9
#21 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes when I feel like talking to strangers is a really weird and creepy thing to do, I go on youtube and watch videos such as Andrew Hales.

He does all kinds of socially awkward things, and most girls don't even react badly to it. A lot of girls laugh a lot.

Then it makes me think of what I could accomplish with just a simple "hey".

Stop being a pussy and get out there. Talking to people really isn't that hard. And you have to do it if you want a girlfriend.

Now since this is FJ, here's a small bit of funny:

The highway patrolman spotted a car driving dangerously slow on a much-traveled freeway. He pulled it over and found the driver to be an elderly lady with four other older women as passengers.

"Lady," said the officer, "your slow driving is almost as dangerous as speeders. You need to try to keep the speed limit."

"But I always keep the speed limit," replied the lady. "I was doing the speed limit when you stopped me."

The officer asked, "What do you think the limit is on this road?"

The dear old lady said, "I just a moment ago saw the sign, U.S. Highway 22."

"But lady," warned the officer, "that is the highway number, not the speed limit"

The lady was very apologetic and, of course, no ticket was given. The officer noticed that all the passengers seemed pale and had a frightened look in their eyes. As he turned to leave the car, wondering if his presence had been the problem, he turned again and said to the driver, "Ma'am, are you sure all your passengers are OK?"

"Oh, they will be in a few moments," she said, "we just turned off Highway 120."

#32 - You dont get to assault people because they don't agree with y…  [+] (2 replies) 09/27/2016 on savage +4
#33 - totallytito (09/27/2016) [-]
I agree with you, and I never condoned violence for it.
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#34 - swimmingprodigy (09/27/2016) [-]
alright. it's just your 1st sentence made it sound like you agree with the people in the video and not peaceful fur protesters.
#810 - why is he so unPC and allowed to get away with it? If Donald T…  [+] (6 replies) 09/24/2016 on Best leader +1
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#811 - timmity (09/24/2016) [-]
Basically?
He's a dictator.
Let's not sugercoat it.
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#814 - ponchosdm (09/25/2016) [-]
A dictator that has done more for his country and people than any other president (proportional to their term), but yes, he is a dictator, an awesome dictator, the best dictator
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#817 - timmity (09/25/2016) [-]
Additionally, I'm sure any nationalistic fellow with TWENTY BLOODY YEARS in office with more power than he should have would "Do more" than any other president.
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#819 - ponchosdm (09/25/2016) [-]
additionally, I am sure that any nationalistic fellow with no opposition and ruling for 20 years would "Do more" than any other president, you should try a good dictatorship in US instead of a bad one.
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#816 - timmity (09/25/2016) [-]
No, he's not. Any dictator that suppressed free speech, especially against their rule, is a bad dictator.
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#818 - ponchosdm (09/25/2016) [-]
while it is often practice for dictators to suppress free speech, it is not mandatory for them in order to be dictators, dictators are distinguished by having their rules as definitive, no congress, no nothing to have their rules voted, what they desire becomes law, while most of them only care for themselves, there are other kinds of dictators, the one that they do love their country and their people, like Putin, best Putin.

And yes, even if they are 20 years, if you split what they do to match what would 5 presidents to, the advance is greater, since usually in democracy, when switching between parties, some of the progress one was making will be stopped by the others, even when they try to help the people, they will be voted down to avoid doing something good that would help the people to see that party as a good one because they improved X, 2 parties is like 2 guys running a race and both guys focus in throwing shit and put some obstacles to the other guy instead of both guys helping each other to get to the goal, I am from Mexico, I've seen this a hell amount of time, I've seen US from a long time and it is also a common practice, so a president under that circumstances does less than a good dictator, because they have to try to achieve their goals while the other party tries to hold them down, I hope you get the point
#25 - Someone pls explain, how is having mods a problem, how is that…  [+] (14 replies) 09/22/2016 on Suicide +3
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#83 - pickaxe (09/23/2016) [-]
Imagine FJ.
Now, make everyone a mod.
The more you do, tge more power you gain.
Think of the 24/7 no lifers and multi theme account users.

#71 - rousingloki (09/23/2016) [-]
Imagine giving a child a pound of sugar and a gun, telling him that everytime he shoots a person, he gets a reward
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#59 - fefetherarest (09/23/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_NBFq1Cml0 he explains it pretty well
#52 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
If a person who gets triggered by everything and anything becomes a "hero" he/she can just mass flag everything and remove any and all comments
#47 - uncitelymanners (09/23/2016) [-]
Is this bait?
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#42 - imnotkickthecat (09/23/2016) [-]
#32 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
Mass reports is already being abused by people and has HUGE impacts on a channel.
And now they will be rewarding people and giving them the ability to remove comments and videos that they dont like.
ANYONE can do this, its not like the people are being hired, they are just flaging comments and videos and then boom they get "hero"

If they want non-biased moderation they need to PAY people, or give the Youtubers who already have selected users who moderate their chat more power.
Because they cant do shit but put the comment on a list that says "hey channel owner, look at this comment"

This entire system will be flawed and any one who gets the ability to MASS REPORT VIDEOS will ONLY do it if they dont agree with the video. As opposed to videos that break the TOS.. please try to use some critical thinking for once.
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#29 - reinbowxdash (09/23/2016) [-]
It's basically like giving all users on this site the ability to delete other people's posts without moderator input.

Internet censorship at it's finest. Someone could be a complete cock and just mass report any video they find offensive to only themself.
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#60 - bobtombobbob (09/23/2016) [-]
Copyright infringement notifications, notifications of harassment or stalking.
Any one can take down any video for any reason
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#39 - bobtombobbob (09/23/2016) [-]
We can already do that cunt
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#35 - failtolawl (09/23/2016) [-]
flagging is not deleting...
#41 - junknstuff (09/23/2016) [-]
No, but there's no team of moderators checking every single one of those reports to check whether they are reasonable or not. There's not even one moderator; only an algorithm, a bot. And judging by the problems youtube already has when it comes to copyright claims, it's gonna be a very bad bot with dirt low standars for what is deletion worthy. Just spam it with enough flags, no matter how faulty and nonsensical they may be, and it will act.
#40 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
they don't check that shit so it's basically the same
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#26 - havockwzy (09/22/2016) [-]
everyone can become a mod, after some time you can mass flag videos. Which can lead to abuse of power to demonetize or even close a channel.