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#192 - Ok I lied, the V8 gets slightly worse MPG. But it's still real… 9 hours ago on When i drive my jetta... 0
#94 - >not hearing her ****** shut down with the Win… 9 hours ago on How not to online date 0
#8 - >not pitching the old "are you an archeologist?" line  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on How not to online date +7
User avatar #13 - severepwner (04/17/2014) [-]
>not giving her the old lickaroo
User avatar #94 - swimmingprodigy (9 hours ago) [-]
>not hearing her vagina shut down with the Windows98 log off sound
#187 - You know I kind of like the look of the Miata, especially the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
User avatar #188 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
Small cars are always funny, I woudnt want to own a Miata but I would enjoy driving one.

Id rather have any BMW with a straight six or bigger engine then the Corvette C5. Im not that much in love with 'Merican cars.

I want to buy a E46 328i as my first car, but I need to start saving money...

Get an 850 T5, same engine but cheaper. Just change the ECU so the turbo boosts more, and it will go better then a 850R Or put the T5 in a 940/740 for RWD, just change some fittings on the engine and it will fit, I think the gearbox is bolt on aswell
#185 - You heard me right; the entire swap (new engine, transmission,…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
User avatar #186 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
Well then you win that argument, I'll give you that. But Miatas are still a hairdressers car.
If I were to put an new engine in a Miata I would put a Volvo T5 in it and tune it to about 800+ horsepower
User avatar #187 - swimmingprodigy (04/16/2014) [-]
You know I kind of like the look of the Miata, especially the NB. I know people say only gay men drive it but I can see the appeal. I've wathced many people review it and they say that it's a fun little car to drive.

However I will never be that poor to have to resort to buying a Miata as my fun car, so if I want a relatively cheap weekend car to drive I'd just buy a C5 Corvette. They go for as low as 15k at this point.

Although one of my dream cars is an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue. The corvette is only 2 seats but I ever need more space then I'd definitely buy the BMW

And I love the Volvo T5, I almost bought a T-5R but the guy wanted too much for it.
User avatar #188 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
Small cars are always funny, I woudnt want to own a Miata but I would enjoy driving one.

Id rather have any BMW with a straight six or bigger engine then the Corvette C5. Im not that much in love with 'Merican cars.

I want to buy a E46 328i as my first car, but I need to start saving money...

Get an 850 T5, same engine but cheaper. Just change the ECU so the turbo boosts more, and it will go better then a 850R Or put the T5 in a 940/740 for RWD, just change some fittings on the engine and it will fit, I think the gearbox is bolt on aswell
#183 - right because you are the undisputed master of everything and …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
User avatar #184 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
What gen are you talking about?
You also need to count the weight of gearbox and driveline. I dont think a original miata gearbox is bolt-on to a LS1
User avatar #185 - swimmingprodigy (04/16/2014) [-]
You heard me right; the entire swap (new engine, transmission, and rear axle) makes the car weigh less than 200 lbs more.

And I'm talking about an NB Miata.
Stock it weighed 2349 lbs with 51.4% of the weight on the front wheels. That's with a naturally aspirated engine, no turbo.
That same car with a big turbo and water injection weighed 2530 lbs and 51.9% front weight.
And that same car yet again with the complete LS swap was 2536 with 52.6% on the front.

www.flyinmiata.com/projects/LS1/index.php?start=61
User avatar #186 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
Well then you win that argument, I'll give you that. But Miatas are still a hairdressers car.
If I were to put an new engine in a Miata I would put a Volvo T5 in it and tune it to about 800+ horsepower
User avatar #187 - swimmingprodigy (04/16/2014) [-]
You know I kind of like the look of the Miata, especially the NB. I know people say only gay men drive it but I can see the appeal. I've wathced many people review it and they say that it's a fun little car to drive.

However I will never be that poor to have to resort to buying a Miata as my fun car, so if I want a relatively cheap weekend car to drive I'd just buy a C5 Corvette. They go for as low as 15k at this point.

Although one of my dream cars is an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue. The corvette is only 2 seats but I ever need more space then I'd definitely buy the BMW

And I love the Volvo T5, I almost bought a T-5R but the guy wanted too much for it.
User avatar #188 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
Small cars are always funny, I woudnt want to own a Miata but I would enjoy driving one.

Id rather have any BMW with a straight six or bigger engine then the Corvette C5. Im not that much in love with 'Merican cars.

I want to buy a E46 328i as my first car, but I need to start saving money...

Get an 850 T5, same engine but cheaper. Just change the ECU so the turbo boosts more, and it will go better then a 850R Or put the T5 in a 940/740 for RWD, just change some fittings on the engine and it will fit, I think the gearbox is bolt on aswell
#181 - You know what's funny? The V8 engine in the 5th gen corvette g…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
#191 - awesomechardey (04/17/2014) [-]
Thats interesting? Do you have any number about liters per kilometer? Or at least gallons per mile?
#192 - swimmingprodigy (9 hours ago) [-]
Ok I lied, the V8 gets slightly worse MPG. But it's still really impressive considering the engine is twice as big and the Corvette is a heavier car
#180 - Are you trying to rassle my jammies? It's not a heavy engi…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
User avatar #182 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
In a car that weighs under a ton? 90 kg does a lot of difference. And dont forget that you need to make the chassi harder. And that adds weight.
You should also stop beliving everything you read on the internet
User avatar #183 - swimmingprodigy (04/16/2014) [-]
right because you are the undisputed master of everything and I shouldnt believe what I read posted by someone who actually did the swap, instead i should listen to you.

Stock Miata weighs about 2350 lbs, LS Miata weighs 2540. Neither of those are under a ton. Thats also with the strengthened chassis which doesnt add that much weight at all
User avatar #184 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
What gen are you talking about?
You also need to count the weight of gearbox and driveline. I dont think a original miata gearbox is bolt-on to a LS1
User avatar #185 - swimmingprodigy (04/16/2014) [-]
You heard me right; the entire swap (new engine, transmission, and rear axle) makes the car weigh less than 200 lbs more.

And I'm talking about an NB Miata.
Stock it weighed 2349 lbs with 51.4% of the weight on the front wheels. That's with a naturally aspirated engine, no turbo.
That same car with a big turbo and water injection weighed 2530 lbs and 51.9% front weight.
And that same car yet again with the complete LS swap was 2536 with 52.6% on the front.

www.flyinmiata.com/projects/LS1/index.php?start=61
User avatar #186 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
Well then you win that argument, I'll give you that. But Miatas are still a hairdressers car.
If I were to put an new engine in a Miata I would put a Volvo T5 in it and tune it to about 800+ horsepower
User avatar #187 - swimmingprodigy (04/16/2014) [-]
You know I kind of like the look of the Miata, especially the NB. I know people say only gay men drive it but I can see the appeal. I've wathced many people review it and they say that it's a fun little car to drive.

However I will never be that poor to have to resort to buying a Miata as my fun car, so if I want a relatively cheap weekend car to drive I'd just buy a C5 Corvette. They go for as low as 15k at this point.

Although one of my dream cars is an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue. The corvette is only 2 seats but I ever need more space then I'd definitely buy the BMW

And I love the Volvo T5, I almost bought a T-5R but the guy wanted too much for it.
User avatar #188 - thascomrad (04/16/2014) [-]
Small cars are always funny, I woudnt want to own a Miata but I would enjoy driving one.

Id rather have any BMW with a straight six or bigger engine then the Corvette C5. Im not that much in love with 'Merican cars.

I want to buy a E46 328i as my first car, but I need to start saving money...

Get an 850 T5, same engine but cheaper. Just change the ECU so the turbo boosts more, and it will go better then a 850R Or put the T5 in a 940/740 for RWD, just change some fittings on the engine and it will fit, I think the gearbox is bolt on aswell
#171 - in canada you guys get the skylines right? Get an R32 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
#148 - I laugh at honda bois spewing their "Muh VTECs make me go…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
#153 - wobblesbeatbox (04/16/2014) [-]
The look on their faces is priceless. Some antsy kid is a 98 civic thought he and his rice burner with the leaf blower exhaust were hot shit. My sister beat the dude in a Diesel Suv.
I'm still a few years off owning a car (16 from Canada) but I'm looking for a project car as we speak. Of course I could go with an 240, but the thought of a KA makes me shiver. SR is the ticket, but most cars that swapped one want 10 grand or more, which for me isn't doable.
User avatar #171 - swimmingprodigy (04/16/2014) [-]
in canada you guys get the skylines right? Get an R32
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my ******* . And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a ****** .
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