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swimmingprodigy

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:8/31/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4348
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Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:393969
Times Content Favorited:1886 times
Total Comments Made:16421
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    Another 86 year old man joke? yes it is Another 86 year old man joke?...
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latest user's comments

#9 - 200lbs is heavy af for that low bodyweight, he's probably arou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2016 on Observant +4
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#71 - CaptainKill (08/26/2016) [-]
I'd say the first pic is around 10%, the second looks like 7% or possibly even 6%. Of course, lighting can also do wonders for making your abs look more or less defined.
#10 - "Im too shy to talk to girls" its that simple  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on 11 +4
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#20 - paradox (08/26/2016) [-]
i believe it to be a fear of rejection. he also thinks lowly of himself when he could be doing a hell of a lot better if he applied a little bit of effort.
#19 - paradox has deleted their comment.
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#12 - pingun (08/25/2016) [-]
I dont think hes shy, he did manage to go out and bang a hooker afterall
#133 - You ever taken a statistics course? Correlation does not imply…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Election forecast 0
#142 - gimpyphd (08/25/2016) [-]
I understand. But my point isn't that money makes you win, it's that the entire thing is just a show, convincing everyone that voting actually does anything.

More importantly, you're right. Correlation doesn't imply causation. But I'm not talking about causation. I'm talking about the correlation. 57/57 is a strong correlation.
#26 - that's because he's literally gay 08/24/2016 on Milo on FBI Stats vs. Black... +4
#161 - clearly now, can i have an explanation then? 08/22/2016 on Get the FUCK BACK!!! 0
#49 - why the **** are your taxes so damn high? I live in Queens and…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Get the FUCK BACK!!! +3
#116 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
you dont understand long island folk
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#161 - swimmingprodigy (08/22/2016) [-]
clearly now, can i have an explanation then?
#74 - "Moomey had broken ribs, vertebra, leg, ankle, pelvis and… 08/20/2016 on Cops are Heroes +3
#73 - nah, the man died in a crash 08/20/2016 on Cops are Heroes 0
#60 - I have no idea why it's "gore". To me it seems like …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2016 on Mechanic Gore +1
#84 - jonnythan (08/20/2016) [-]
that's what I was thinking lol
#125 - ya but its fun 08/19/2016 on played like a fiddle 0