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swimmingprodigy

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:7/27/2016
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Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:393891
Times Content Favorited:1886 times
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    Another 86 year old man joke? yes it is Another 86 year old man joke?...
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latest user's comments

#23 - because meme magic is real 9 hours ago on Shade +6
#32 - >writing a whole book as a response instead of just saying … 07/23/2016 on henna is offensive +1
#30 - Do burritos cost less than bowls? I always get bowls because i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2016 on Chipotle 0
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#31 - Ruspanic (07/13/2016) [-]
Nah, bowl, tacos, burritos all cost the same. But chicken is cheaper than steak, and guac costs extra.

Yeah, Chipotles in NYC are extra expensive.
#26 - Chipotle cost 7 dollars back in the day? I pay 12.50 for a ste…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2016 on Chipotle 0
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#29 - Ruspanic (07/13/2016) [-]
It still costs about $7 to get a chicken burrito with no guac. Though prices vary depending on where you live
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#30 - swimmingprodigy (07/13/2016) [-]
Do burritos cost less than bowls? I always get bowls because it's more food. I remember a chicken bowl without guac was still 10 dollars. Then again Im in NYC so im sure its very expensive just because fuck you
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#31 - Ruspanic (07/13/2016) [-]
Nah, bowl, tacos, burritos all cost the same. But chicken is cheaper than steak, and guac costs extra.

Yeah, Chipotles in NYC are extra expensive.
#25 - Frogs seem to be more patient than people. For me I think the … 07/11/2016 on STOP +10
#44 - Do you also have a brother who works for Steam?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on Lives Matter +45
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#117 - stroganoff (07/12/2016) [-]
no, his works for Nintendo and he knows that super Mario 128 is on its way because he played it as luigi
#88 - but muh bernie ********** 07/11/2016 on The fastest F1 pit stop of... +1
#85 - >F1 tire change takes 1.92 seconds >Costco ******* t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2016 on The fastest F1 pit stop of... +8
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#95 - captainprincess (07/12/2016) [-]
If you wanna pay for service on an F1 racer's salary then shit, you deserve 1,92 second service
#87 - mortisimo (07/11/2016) [-]
CAPITALISM SON
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#88 - swimmingprodigy (07/11/2016) [-]
but muh bernie sandnigger
#4 - o kurwa 07/09/2016 on Polska FTW +42
#254 - >starts smoking just to get a break at work >cant st… 07/08/2016 on McWorker +1