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swimmingprodigy

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:6/24/2016
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Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:393816
Times Content Favorited:1886 times
Total Comments Made:16343
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    Another 86 year old man joke? yes it is Another 86 year old man joke?...
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latest user's comments

#10 - Keep in mind that there are a lot of soccer players but very f… 06/22/2016 on "Tired of seein niggas... 0
#9 - Just so you know, bikes are much cheaper than you think. New t… 06/22/2016 on "Tired of seein niggas... +2
#57 - His older brother Er also got killed because he pulled out bec… 06/19/2016 on pimp c +3
#77 - oh he is? Sounded like sarcasm to me. Either way I saw through… 06/19/2016 on Im not resisting! 0
#74 - all u guys thumbing this guy down are retards who can't tell h…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Im not resisting! -1
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#108 - fuzzyballs (06/19/2016) [-]
I mean
thumbs are meaningless, most people just saw the account name and thumbed him down just cuz
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#76 - oodlesandoodles (06/19/2016) [-]
He's not being sarcastic, he's baiting.
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#77 - swimmingprodigy (06/19/2016) [-]
oh he is? Sounded like sarcasm to me. Either way I saw through his thinly veiled attempt at sincerity.
#71 - wat. The draft hasn't been used since Vietnam and most likely … 06/19/2016 on You get what you ask for.... +8
#107 - If the cop was white, black lives matter would be all over this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2016 on One way to do it +6
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#111 - mrjunebug (06/18/2016) [-]
Thanks.
#76 - It's pretty big. I'm sure your boyfriend has muscle but also a… 06/18/2016 on Water parks with a weight... 0
#29 - Well it also says that they were too heavy even when the weigh…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2016 on Water parks with a weight... +10
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#48 - therealfell (06/17/2016) [-]
my bf's 5'10 and weighs about 220 with muscle
250 lbs for a guy isn't THAT big
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#76 - swimmingprodigy (06/18/2016) [-]
It's pretty big. I'm sure your boyfriend has muscle but also a lot of fat. The natural muscular limit for someone 5'10 at a reasonable non-steroid bodyfat % of about 10-12% is 202lbs. I'm sure your boyfriend isn't at the peak of physical performance so he doesn't have 202lbs at only 10% body fat.
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#50 - ahowel (06/17/2016) [-]
Yes is it is. Especially if your 5'10"
#13 - m8 in Britain that's a 10  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2016 on Jeremy Kyle destroys a bitch +3
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#14 - imashitbricks (06/17/2016) [-]
Shit bruh she still has both of her front teeth, that's double what most Brits have.