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    Always forever alone Always forever alone
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    Who's Paul McCarthney Who's Paul McCarthney
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    Noooooo Noooooo
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#1505 - How do i get this?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1503 - This would be good against my mate who use Mono-Black Rats wit… 07/29/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1501 - Holy fuck thats amazing, would go great with my Dimir I wanna build  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #1502 - tannoboi (07/29/2014) [-]
Sure mill is good.
HOW ABOUT EXILE
Plus you could take one of their creatures.
User avatar #1503 - swiiftninja (07/29/2014) [-]
This would be good against my mate who use Mono-Black Rats with 4 Waste Not in his deck
#1499 - Anyone got any good cards for a Dimir mill deck for MtG  [+] (11 new replies) 07/29/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
#1669 - VaultTechy (07/29/2014) [-]
This guy,
#1671 - VaultTechy (07/29/2014) [-]
And this guy, both work pretty good with Phenax by upping your devotion count and making Consuming Aberration tap-to-mill a pretty quick finisher
User avatar #1672 - VaultTechy (07/29/2014) [-]
Still in Standard foooor two months or so?
#1598 - molestedbeggar (07/29/2014) [-]
phenax, while he needs a deck built around him (splash green, run walls) he is very good.
User avatar #1616 - tannoboi (07/29/2014) [-]
There should be enough blue/black walls not to have to splash, yea?
User avatar #1647 - molestedbeggar (07/29/2014) [-]
there's a green card that gets buffs based on how many walls you have, it's in ravnica.
but yeah, there s.
4 phenax
4 wall of frost
4 triton tactics
4 black oak of odunos
4 void snare

ect
User avatar #1590 - languagexplain (07/29/2014) [-]
Visions of Beyond.
#1500 - tannoboi (07/29/2014) [-]
Like ashiok?
Exile mill
User avatar #1501 - swiiftninja (07/29/2014) [-]
Holy fuck thats amazing, would go great with my Dimir I wanna build
User avatar #1502 - tannoboi (07/29/2014) [-]
Sure mill is good.
HOW ABOUT EXILE
Plus you could take one of their creatures.
User avatar #1503 - swiiftninja (07/29/2014) [-]
This would be good against my mate who use Mono-Black Rats with 4 Waste Not in his deck
#1014902 - Yeah you can marry your characters, it actually has a small ef… 07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1014871 - its 2:10 am and I got a MtG Tourny tomorrow  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1014875 - rui (07/28/2014) [-]
then you better get to sleep!
#1014855 - Fire Emblem Awakening Really good game, if you're new to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1014879 - youngneil (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm really new to the series. It would be my second one, and I only played one of them on the GBA a really long time ago. Good to know there's a mode designed to not kick my ass too hard.

Also, I heard that it's pretty much Shipping: The Video Game. I would be fine with it, but is that true?
User avatar #1014902 - swiiftninja (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah you can marry your characters, it actually has a small effect on the game, but thats spoilers
#1014851 - Scratch that, internets fucky tonight  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1014863 - rui (07/28/2014) [-]
how about later?
User avatar #1014871 - swiiftninja (07/28/2014) [-]
its 2:10 am and I got a MtG Tourny tomorrow
User avatar #1014875 - rui (07/28/2014) [-]
then you better get to sleep!
#1014849 - Sure, I can play for a bit 07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1014024 - Any good admin's minions for Fallout NV that I should get? … 07/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#88 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas, biggus dickus!

Nice avatar.
User avatar #89 to #88 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I want to plow your ass
#90 to #89 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Down, boy.
User avatar #91 to #90 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I am 100% erect right now
User avatar #92 to #91 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
You are always erect, lol.
User avatar #93 to #92 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
so?
Gimme dat ass
User avatar #94 to #93 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Only if you gimme yours first.
I couldn't help but appreciate your sexy butt when you were putting your clothes back on.
Heh.
User avatar #95 to #94 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Ok no prob bob ;)
User avatar #96 to #95 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
That's Jay for ya c:
User avatar #97 to #96 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I am so horny right now
User avatar #98 to #97 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
You need a hand? ;3
User avatar #99 to #98 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I need a hand, mouth and ass
User avatar #100 to #99 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Talk about tis the season to be horny
We'll bang, okay?
User avatar #101 to #100 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
When though?
User avatar #102 to #101 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
January c:
User avatar #103 to #102 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
ok
im off to do stuff ok
gotta get stuff cleaned up
User avatar #104 to #103 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Hehehehe ^_^
Have fuuun!
#71 - foxrock (12/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#72 to #71 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Dont   
you will lose
Dont
you will lose
#74 to #73 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75 to #74 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
You should add my Steam.
You should add my Steam.
#76 to #75 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
You should suck me off ;)
You should suck me off ;)
#77 to #76 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Coming back for more, are we?
User avatar #78 to #77 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Next week
But yeah
#79 to #78 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Whatcha doing tonight?
Whatcha doing tonight?
#80 to #79 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Nothin   
Forgot gif   
dont post one next so its even
Nothin
Forgot gif
dont post one next so its even
User avatar #81 to #80 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Must.... resist... urge... to post...

Okay.
I think Ima head to bed though.
#82 to #81 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Gimme the D first
Gimme the D first
#83 to #82 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
D
D
#84 to #83 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
not good enough
not good enough
User avatar #86 to #85 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
"Dear Jay
Give me the D or be raped"
#87 to #86 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Patience, young un.   
   
Cya later now, Will.   
We'll talk later.
Patience, young un.

Cya later now, Will.
We'll talk later.
#69 - foxrock (12/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, Will, got caught up with my new telly...
User avatar #70 to #69 - foxrock (12/06/2013) [-]
Heh... 69th post.
#24 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Nyuh, you derp. Down here.
Nyuh, you derp. Down here.
User avatar #65 to #24 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
You will
People always say I'm really warm
#66 to #65 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
And cuddly!
You're cute and cuddly!
User avatar #67 to #66 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
How do you know?
You stalking me!
#68 to #67 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm always watching you masturbate...
I'm always watching you masturbate...
User avatar #45 to #24 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
That's ok, but oh god, i'd love to fuck a slut just once
See what it's like
Maybe another time then, if you'd like it
But our first time should be just us
#46 to #45 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha yeah.   
All she needs is alcohol and she's good to go.   
   
Indeed, I need to get you more experienced first!
Haha yeah.
All she needs is alcohol and she's good to go.

Indeed, I need to get you more experienced first!
User avatar #47 to #46 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Just tell her there's a young virgin who's cock is too big for ya
And I want you to myself ;)
#48 to #47 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Though there's my issue.   
I don't want to ever associate myself with her in any way romantically/sexually ever again.   
Even after we broke up, there was a lot of that.
Though there's my issue.
I don't want to ever associate myself with her in any way romantically/sexually ever again.
Even after we broke up, there was a lot of that.
User avatar #49 to #48 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Well then we dont need her
Sorry for asking
We'll just have fun ourself
#50 to #49 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I brought it up.

But apart from her, I don't know anyone else willing to get into a threesome with two other guys, besides maybe a few people on this site.
User avatar #51 to #50 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Well if you ever wanna see her get fucked, let me know, I'd love to stick this 8 inch cock in something
But you get it first
#52 to #51 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Dunno... forget her.
I'm your lay, not a gateway to pussy.
User avatar #53 to #52 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm sorry, just got carried away
You're all I need
#54 to #53 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
For sex.

How many times a week are you free?
In case, ya know... you wanna keep going...
User avatar #55 to #54 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm free every tuesday, fridays i have to go in to get the bus home so theres that
#56 to #55 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Tuesday could become our day, mebeee...   
   
Go in where? To town?
Tuesday could become our day, mebeee...

Go in where? To town?
User avatar #57 to #56 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Yup
Sounds fun
#58 to #57 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
You tired? You should go to bed.
You tired? You should go to bed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I know I should
I like talking to you though
#60 to #59 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
At this time of night, my brain shuts down and I hardly have anything but sex to talk about.

I always talk about sex anyways, but at night, it's just gibberish lol.
User avatar #61 to #60 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Would you like to sex?
#62 to #61 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Would I??   
   
Heh...   
   
I'm not even horny tonight, it's too cold to get horny.   
Heat makes me horny.   
That's probably why when I'm Brazil my sex drive is off the charts.
Would I??

Heh...

I'm not even horny tonight, it's too cold to get horny.
Heat makes me horny.
That's probably why when I'm Brazil my sex drive is off the charts.
User avatar #63 to #62 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Well maybe I can heat you up
#64 to #63 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Body heat is a big motherfucking yes.   
I want to feel it.
Body heat is a big motherfucking yes.
I want to feel it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh
#26 to #25 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
You don't talk much with comments, do you?
You don't talk much with comments, do you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
No I do
sry for long reply
Soooo those pics?
#28 to #27 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Well I just wanted to post random shit, really. lol
User avatar #29 to #28 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Ohhh, ok
I wanna see the D
#30 to #29 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
You'll see the D soon!   
Besides, I can't post nsfw stuff here.
You'll see the D soon!
Besides, I can't post nsfw stuff here.
User avatar #31 to #30 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Post it in gayboard
#32 to #31 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
But I'm going to bed now...   
   
Join me.
But I'm going to bed now...

Join me.
#33 to #32 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I wish i could   
Have this before you go ;)
I wish i could
Have this before you go ;)
#34 to #33 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Nyuuuuuuuuuh, noooo...
Dicks don't look that unsavoury!!
User avatar #35 to #34 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Well you gonna choke on mine ;)
User avatar #37 to #36 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
You know its true though
#38 to #37 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
I brought this on myself.
I like it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Ya know what'd be sweet
a 3some
3 way dick sucking
#40 to #39 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Heh... I dunno about that now...
I've never even been in any form of threesomes before...
User avatar #41 to #40 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Neither have I
Know anyone who'd want to?
Not saying you have to, just us two is fine ;)
#42 to #41 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
I do, actually...   
   
An ex of mine.   
   
Not sure if that's exactly the greatest idea in the world if I'm honest with you...
I do, actually...

An ex of mine.

Not sure if that's exactly the greatest idea in the world if I'm honest with you...
User avatar #43 to #42 - swiiftninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
It's ok, not a problem
If you wanna ask, ask
If not, i'll make you feel amazing anyway ;)
#44 to #43 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Heh, she'd probably be so surprised at the question, she probably won't want to.
But I know her slutty ways... she'll secretly want to.

But ew God, no...
I've had my fair share of time floating around my ex for sex...

Though I wouldn't mind watching her get pounded hard by an 8-incher...
Heh. That would amuse me.

But I'm afraid the cons outnumber the pros...
Just us, I want it like that!
#21 - hellscythe (09/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 to #21 - swiiftninja ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I actually don't watch it I just love the dance she does
User avatar #19 - kavrick ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I'm up for playing if you re add me.
User avatar #20 to #19 - swiiftninja ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
you deleted me
you add me back
swiftzero
User avatar #18 - thatrainbowdash **User deleted account** (06/12/2013) [-]
Hot and steamy ?

It can be hot but not steamy ... :3
User avatar #17 - Timmietim (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to sleep, tomorrow we can play league if you want to
User avatar #16 - swiiftninja ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Then, load these pictures to manycam:
Level one: [url deleted] /QyWc9
Lever two: [url deleted] /jAgFq
Level three: [url deleted] /6DHTm
Level 4: [url deleted] /dSQGV
Level 5: [url deleted] /ZCVsW
Final level: [url deleted] /tnvvo
User avatar #14 - SwiftNinja (07/24/2012) [-]
IMPOSTER!
User avatar #9 - Galante (06/28/2012) [-]
Fag OP deleted my comment in which I highlighted all the good things in his "original content" but, what I had actually done "so cleverly" was write REPOST FAG in the first letter of each sentence. Just letting you know I don't like fags who delete comments.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Galante (06/28/2012) [-]
In fact, I spoke so much the truth that the faggot blocked me from commenting. I just want to go and punch him in his damn face.
User avatar #11 to #10 - swiiftninja ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
yeah same here
wanna spam anon comments on it till he gets pissed off?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Galante (06/28/2012) [-]
He blocked me from commenting on his content or his profile. :(
User avatar #13 to #12 - swiiftninja ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
He blocked my ip so i cant even use the post as anon feature
User avatar #8 - gingerbubble (10/11/2011) [-]
Hey loser :) Lol jk xx
User avatar #7 - SuperSixONE (07/23/2011) [-]
dude, you didnt deliver!!!
#5 - MasterRoller (07/12/2011) [-]
i wasn't able to reply to your last picture, sorry brother.

friends? :D

why did you say "to the front page?"
you going to screenshot that?
User avatar #6 to #5 - swiiftninja ONLINE (07/12/2011) [-]
Naw too much effort
Get my thumbs from comments
User avatar #3 - roseangel (07/08/2011) [-]
whatever little boy....
User avatar #4 to #3 - swiiftninja ONLINE (07/08/2011) [-]
Thay the best you got?
Hipster!
User avatar #2 - cowboyking ONLINE (06/20/2011) [-]
^same here just checkin to see if he was telling the truth
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/20/2011) [-]
i see we meet again.saw ur first time rolling comment
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