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Date Signed Up:5/17/2011
Last Login:10/30/2014
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    Always forever alone Always forever alone
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    Who's Paul McCarthney Who's Paul McCarthney
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    Noooooo Noooooo
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#1084642 - Behemoths, they're so difficult but so amazing to fight, speci… 10/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1040489 - This is why I wanna watch it, I'm litterally just after catchi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1040490 - ohmeghon (09/12/2014) [-]
prepare for so much fucking god damned filler
#1040485 - Its not working, site is down  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1040486 - andyyy (09/12/2014) [-]
Shit nigga then you best hope it comes back up or something
#1040482 - Anyone know where I can get a torrent for the Funimation DBZ d…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1040488 - ohmeghon (09/12/2014) [-]
TFS Dragon Ball Z Abridged Full Season 2 All you need
User avatar #1040489 - swiiftninja (09/12/2014) [-]
This is why I wanna watch it, I'm litterally just after catching up on DBZA
#1040490 - ohmeghon (09/12/2014) [-]
prepare for so much fucking god damned filler
User avatar #1040484 - andyyy (09/12/2014) [-]
try nyaa
User avatar #1040485 - swiiftninja (09/12/2014) [-]
Its not working, site is down
#1040486 - andyyy (09/12/2014) [-]
Shit nigga then you best hope it comes back up or something
#264 - "I'm gonna call him Dad, I'm gonna call you Roger" …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#369 - pedobearson (09/09/2014) [-]
If I Were You...
#1047286 - Monster Hunter 09/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1021237 - Thanks dude 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021234 - When is the Kill la Kill ova coming out?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1021236 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
3rd September
User avatar #1021237 - swiiftninja (08/14/2014) [-]
Thanks dude
#1027101 - When you get a kill in Decepti0n the timer will add a few seco… 08/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1899 - Good site to buy MtG cards?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #1916 - molestedbeggar (08/03/2014) [-]
magiccardmarket.eu

cheapest prices you will find on the internet because you are buying from individuals not businesses.
User avatar #1901 - captainwow (08/03/2014) [-]
StarCityGames, or RelentlessMTG

I find myself using Star City more, simply because they have much, MUCH more in stock, while Relentless tends to be cheaper.
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#88 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas, biggus dickus!

Nice avatar.
User avatar #89 to #88 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
I want to plow your ass
#90 to #89 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Down, boy.
User avatar #91 to #90 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
I am 100% erect right now
User avatar #92 to #91 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
You are always erect, lol.
User avatar #93 to #92 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
so?
Gimme dat ass
User avatar #94 to #93 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Only if you gimme yours first.
I couldn't help but appreciate your sexy butt when you were putting your clothes back on.
Heh.
User avatar #95 to #94 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
Ok no prob bob ;)
User avatar #96 to #95 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
That's Jay for ya c:
User avatar #97 to #96 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
I am so horny right now
User avatar #98 to #97 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
You need a hand? ;3
User avatar #99 to #98 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
I need a hand, mouth and ass
User avatar #100 to #99 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Talk about tis the season to be horny
We'll bang, okay?
User avatar #101 to #100 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
When though?
User avatar #102 to #101 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
January c:
User avatar #103 to #102 - swiiftninja (12/24/2013) [-]
ok
im off to do stuff ok
gotta get stuff cleaned up
User avatar #104 to #103 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Hehehehe ^_^
Have fuuun!
#71 - foxrock (12/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#72 to #71 - swiiftninja (12/09/2013) [-]
Dont   
you will lose
Dont
you will lose
#75 to #74 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
You should add my Steam.
You should add my Steam.
#76 to #75 - swiiftninja (12/09/2013) [-]
You should suck me off ;)
You should suck me off ;)
#77 to #76 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Coming back for more, are we?
User avatar #78 to #77 - swiiftninja (12/09/2013) [-]
Next week
But yeah
#79 to #78 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Whatcha doing tonight?
Whatcha doing tonight?
#80 to #79 - swiiftninja (12/09/2013) [-]
Nothin   
Forgot gif   
dont post one next so its even
Nothin
Forgot gif
dont post one next so its even
User avatar #81 to #80 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Must.... resist... urge... to post...

Okay.
I think Ima head to bed though.
#82 to #81 - swiiftninja (12/09/2013) [-]
Gimme the D first
Gimme the D first
#83 to #82 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
D
D
#84 to #83 - swiiftninja (12/09/2013) [-]
not good enough
not good enough
User avatar #86 to #85 - swiiftninja (12/09/2013) [-]
"Dear Jay
Give me the D or be raped"
#87 to #86 - foxrock (12/09/2013) [-]
Patience, young un.   
   
Cya later now, Will.   
We'll talk later.
Patience, young un.

Cya later now, Will.
We'll talk later.
#69 - foxrock (12/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, Will, got caught up with my new telly...
User avatar #70 to #69 - foxrock (12/06/2013) [-]
Heh... 69th post.
#24 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Nyuh, you derp. Down here.
Nyuh, you derp. Down here.
User avatar #65 to #24 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
You will
People always say I'm really warm
#66 to #65 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
And cuddly!
You're cute and cuddly!
User avatar #67 to #66 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
How do you know?
You stalking me!
#68 to #67 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm always watching you masturbate...
I'm always watching you masturbate...
User avatar #45 to #24 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
That's ok, but oh god, i'd love to **** a slut just once
See what it's like
Maybe another time then, if you'd like it
But our first time should be just us
#46 to #45 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha yeah.   
All she needs is alcohol and she's good to go.   
   
Indeed, I need to get you more experienced first!
Haha yeah.
All she needs is alcohol and she's good to go.

Indeed, I need to get you more experienced first!
User avatar #47 to #46 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Just tell her there's a young virgin who's cock is too big for ya
And I want you to myself ;)
#48 to #47 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Though there's my issue.   
I don't want to ever associate myself with her in any way romantically/sexually ever again.   
Even after we broke up, there was a lot of that.
Though there's my issue.
I don't want to ever associate myself with her in any way romantically/sexually ever again.
Even after we broke up, there was a lot of that.
User avatar #49 to #48 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Well then we dont need her
Sorry for asking
We'll just have fun ourself
#50 to #49 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I brought it up.

But apart from her, I don't know anyone else willing to get into a threesome with two other guys, besides maybe a few people on this site.
User avatar #51 to #50 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Well if you ever wanna see her get ****** , let me know, I'd love to stick this 8 inch cock in something
But you get it first
#52 to #51 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Dunno... forget her.
I'm your lay, not a gateway to pussy.
User avatar #53 to #52 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm sorry, just got carried away
You're all I need
#54 to #53 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
For sex.

How many times a week are you free?
In case, ya know... you wanna keep going...
User avatar #55 to #54 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm free every tuesday, fridays i have to go in to get the bus home so theres that
#56 to #55 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Tuesday could become our day, mebeee...   
   
Go in where? To town?
Tuesday could become our day, mebeee...

Go in where? To town?
User avatar #57 to #56 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Yup
Sounds fun
#58 to #57 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
You tired? You should go to bed.
You tired? You should go to bed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
I know I should
I like talking to you though
#60 to #59 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
At this time of night, my brain shuts down and I hardly have anything but sex to talk about.

I always talk about sex anyways, but at night, it's just gibberish lol.
User avatar #61 to #60 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Would you like to sex?
#62 to #61 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Would I??   
   
Heh...   
   
I'm not even horny tonight, it's too cold to get horny.   
Heat makes me horny.   
That's probably why when I'm Brazil my sex drive is off the charts.
Would I??

Heh...

I'm not even horny tonight, it's too cold to get horny.
Heat makes me horny.
That's probably why when I'm Brazil my sex drive is off the charts.
User avatar #63 to #62 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Well maybe I can heat you up
#64 to #63 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Body heat is a big 						*************					 yes.   
I want to feel it.
Body heat is a big ************* yes.
I want to feel it.
#26 to #25 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
You don't talk much with comments, do you?
You don't talk much with comments, do you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
No I do
sry for long reply
Soooo those pics?
#28 to #27 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Well I just wanted to post random **** , really. lol
User avatar #29 to #28 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Ohhh, ok
I wanna see the D
#30 to #29 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
You'll see the D soon!   
Besides, I can't post 						****					 stuff here.
You'll see the D soon!
Besides, I can't post **** stuff here.
User avatar #31 to #30 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Post it in gayboard
#32 to #31 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
But I'm going to bed now...   
   
Join me.
But I'm going to bed now...

Join me.
#33 to #32 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
I wish i could   
Have this before you go ;)
I wish i could
Have this before you go ;)
#34 to #33 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Nyuuuuuuuuuh, noooo...
Dicks don't look that unsavoury!!
User avatar #35 to #34 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Well you gonna choke on mine ;)
User avatar #37 to #36 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
You know its true though
#38 to #37 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
I brought this on myself.
I like it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Ya know what'd be sweet
a 3some
3 way dick sucking
#40 to #39 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Heh... I dunno about that now...
I've never even been in any form of threesomes before...
User avatar #41 to #40 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Neither have I
Know anyone who'd want to?
Not saying you have to, just us two is fine ;)
#42 to #41 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
I do, actually...   
   
An ex of mine.   
   
Not sure if that's exactly the greatest idea in the world if I'm honest with you...
I do, actually...

An ex of mine.

Not sure if that's exactly the greatest idea in the world if I'm honest with you...
User avatar #43 to #42 - swiiftninja (12/02/2013) [-]
It's ok, not a problem
If you wanna ask, ask
If not, i'll make you feel amazing anyway ;)
#44 to #43 - foxrock (12/02/2013) [-]
Heh, she'd probably be so surprised at the question, she probably won't want to.
But I know her slutty ways... she'll secretly want to.

But ew God, no...
I've had my fair share of time floating around my ex for sex...

Though I wouldn't mind watching her get pounded hard by an 8-incher...
Heh. That would amuse me.

But I'm afraid the cons outnumber the pros...
Just us, I want it like that!
#21 - hellscythe (09/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 to #21 - swiiftninja (09/28/2013) [-]
I actually don't watch it I just love the dance she does
User avatar #19 - kavrick ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I'm up for playing if you re add me.
User avatar #20 to #19 - swiiftninja (06/28/2013) [-]
you deleted me
you add me back
swiftzero
User avatar #18 - thatrainbowdash **User deleted account** (06/12/2013) [-]
Hot and steamy ?

It can be hot but not steamy ... :3
User avatar #17 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to sleep, tomorrow we can play league if you want to
User avatar #16 - swiiftninja (07/30/2012) [-]
Then, load these pictures to manycam:
Level one: [url deleted] /QyWc9
Lever two: [url deleted] /jAgFq
Level three: [url deleted] /6DHTm
Level 4: [url deleted] /dSQGV
Level 5: [url deleted] /ZCVsW
Final level: [url deleted] /tnvvo
User avatar #14 - SwiftNinja (07/24/2012) [-]
IMPOSTER!
User avatar #9 - Galante (06/28/2012) [-]
Fag OP deleted my comment in which I highlighted all the good things in his "original content" but, what I had actually done "so cleverly" was write REPOST FAG in the first letter of each sentence. Just letting you know I don't like fags who delete comments.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Galante (06/28/2012) [-]
In fact, I spoke so much the truth that the faggot blocked me from commenting. I just want to go and punch him in his damn face.
User avatar #11 to #10 - swiiftninja (06/28/2012) [-]
yeah same here
wanna spam anon comments on it till he gets pissed off?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Galante (06/28/2012) [-]
He blocked me from commenting on his content or his profile. :(
User avatar #13 to #12 - swiiftninja (06/28/2012) [-]
He blocked my ip so i cant even use the post as anon feature
User avatar #8 - gingerbubble (10/11/2011) [-]
Hey loser :) Lol jk xx
User avatar #7 - SuperSixONE (07/23/2011) [-]
dude, you didnt deliver!!!
#5 - MasterRoller (07/12/2011) [-]
i wasn't able to reply to your last picture, sorry brother.

friends? :D

why did you say "to the front page?"
you going to screenshot that?
User avatar #6 to #5 - swiiftninja (07/12/2011) [-]
Naw too much effort
Get my thumbs from comments
User avatar #3 - roseangel (07/08/2011) [-]
whatever little boy....
User avatar #4 to #3 - swiiftninja (07/08/2011) [-]
Thay the best you got?
Hipster!
User avatar #2 - cowboyking (06/20/2011) [-]
^same here just checkin to see if he was telling the truth
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/20/2011) [-]
i see we meet again.saw ur first time rolling comment
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